FabSwingers.com forum: Happy Birthday Granny Crumpet

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

Thank you. What a sweet sweet man.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

Thank you. What a sweet sweet man. "

Can I put the candles up your arse and blow them out for you

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

With 100 denier tights crumpled up round the ankles like Nora Batty….

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

Thank you. What a sweet sweet man.

Can I put the candles up your arse and blow them out for you

What size are they ?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

Thank you. What a sweet sweet man.

Can I put the candles up your arse and blow them out for you

What size are they ?"

They look like them chocolate cigs you used to get as kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day

Love and Penis

With 100 denier tights crumpled up round the ankles like Nora Batty…."

Exactly like .........

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Happy Birthday

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Happy birthday Granny.

Here's to getting your holes filled tonight *clinks champagne glasses*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Happy birthday Granny. Enjoy

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Happy birthday

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By *uywithadragontattooMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Happy birthday

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Happy birthday granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many happy returns GC

Wishing you an abundance of good moments to come your way

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Happy Birthday to the original GC!! We hope you’ve had a lovely day xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Happy birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Håppy Buffdåy Grånny. Savour the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday GC ! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Granny

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Happy birthday Crumpet

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Happy birthday Granny,

Wishing you a pleasurable *last few hours.

Winston and Lady Astor

*Of the day, obvs

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very happy birthday my lovely

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

She has two birthdays an actual one and a state one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to you Granny if it is really your birthday. I hope you filled the holes of your crumpet with candles for your birthday breakfast. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

She has two birthdays an actual one and a state one

Quite right too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving your profile pic Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Granny

The Merseyside Mangler x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

Embalmed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny do you have a picture in the attic going rotten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

Embalmed?"

Rude you!

.. both of you.

I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jazz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

Embalmed?

Rude you!

.. both of you.

I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jizz.

I'm happy to contribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

Embalmed?

Rude you!

.. both of you.

I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jizz.

I'm happy to contribute

Ffs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Gosh ....... thank you all. I am humbled ( nearly )

I went off to do a couple of bean burgers so i've only just noticed your kindness.

Yes , it is my birthday ! My real one.

God sakes Leo ..... how can you remember the Summer one!

I'm a Capricorn...... a goat ( no comebacks )

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yey now there is confirmation from the lady herself...

Happy birthday Granny

Hope you have had a wonderful day

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny do you have a picture in the attic going rotten?"

Yeah .....it's one of you after your face lift , arse drop n lip pumps....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yey now there is confirmation from the lady herself...

Happy birthday Granny

Hope you have had a wonderful day

Thank you legs I recognise.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

Embalmed?

Rude you!

.. both of you.

I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jazz.

They are not rude but they are cheekly bleeders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

What, in her nineties ?

Embalmed?

Rude you!

.. both of you.

I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jazz.

They are not rude but they are cheekly bleeders "

Not the Messiah either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yey now there is confirmation from the lady herself...

Happy birthday Granny

Hope you have had a wonderful day

Thank you legs I recognise."

They are both false

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Happy Birthday GC x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Happy Birthday GC x"

Thank you beautiful x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old."

Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Happy birthday grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Aww Crumpster! Happy birthday you brilliant person. Here's to many more years of your sense and sensibilities and quirky musings on life.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old.

Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother "

No they are calling you beloved. Do we get a bank holiday by the way?

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By *traddle VariousWoman
over a year ago

Salford

Happy Birthday Dee !

Better late than never x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday Dee !

Better late than never x "

What a brilliant username ^

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Granny happy birthday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy birthday

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old.

Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother "

Ah what do I do to get forgiveness or your Majesty

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old.

Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother "
boy and camilla i mean shes a man in drag right?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old.

Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother... boy and camilla i mean shes a man in drag right?

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i typed boy at the beginning of my quote and it shows up on my screen but not in the post how weird

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.

Granny is like our late Queen obviously

Granny, they're calling you old.

Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother... boy and camilla i mean shes a man in drag right?

i typed boy at the beginning of my quote and it shows up on my screen but not in the post how weird

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ooooo you can't type cha#lie boy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Belated birthday wishes

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Happy Belated Birthday

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