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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Nope. Just nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, absolutely nothing, sexual would be worth that experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry about you sometimes and what you keep drinking!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Nope. No one is worth that.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On toast, hhhhhhmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I worry about you sometimes and what you keep drinking!"

I need the teat of a boo to rid me off my demons!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Only if it’s whiskas. Tuna.

Pass me a bucket

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my motto is to never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I worry about you sometimes and what you keep drinking!

I need the teat of a boo to rid me off my demons!"

Even more wrong this comment .... put the squash down and go have a nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating."

That's not hating! And I know you apologised with that sexy tone so you're ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you allowed outside the house op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I worry about you sometimes and what you keep drinking!

I need the teat of a boo to rid me off my demons!

Even more wrong this comment .... put the squash down and go have a nap "

You know I have more energy post nap right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you allowed outside the house op?"

Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you will drink that spice pumpkin latte piss but you won't give cat food the time of day.

Unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Nope but I may push to a single Brussels sprout

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating.

That's not hating! And I know you apologised with that sexy tone so you're ok

You've heard my voice! Ha, yes. I type like I talk sadly. Always a sexy tone with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating.

That's not hating! And I know you apologised with that sexy tone so you're ok

You've heard my voice! Ha, yes. I type like I talk sadly. Always a sexy tone with you.

Oh I just tributed you all over myself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Right?!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Can I just have the cat food.

I’m feeling a bit sleepy and couldn’t possibly manage any jiggy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What flavour is the cat food?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flavour is the cat food?

Any you desire! I smelt some Felix ham the other day and it didn't smell to bad ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat a good tin of whiskers then just pop over the back fence to curl one off in the neighbours bizzy lizzy plant pot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have the cat food.

I’m feeling a bit sleepy and couldn’t possibly manage any jiggy."

You can cash in a bang later though! I'm really pretty giving in my threads I gotta say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you allowed outside the house op?

Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres."

Is that when the alarm starts beeping?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What flavour is the cat food?

Any you desire! I smelt some Felix ham the other day and it didn't smell to bad ya know! "

Cool. Our cat used to eat tins of Princes Tuna and you can get that in sachets too so that's fine with me.

There's a few arses I'd eat some off for sure.

Bending the rules slightly of course but hey - rules...broken...meant..something, something.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and only if I can eat it off his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is cat food that vile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you allowed outside the house op?

Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres.

Is that when the alarm starts beeping? "

Yeah which also means make a thread and wank o clock.

And people say it's a bad life?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes and only if I can eat it off his penis

I mean fair enough I suppose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes and only if I can eat it off his penis

I coat mine in lick e lix all the time. Delicious!

That might be niche that reference for the true cat fans there

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Can’t beat a good tin of whiskers then just pop over the back fence to curl one off in the neighbours bizzy lizzy plant pot. "

It’s how the pampas grows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

Aka stop it you silly boys (blushes and loves it)

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum

Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum

Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way...

Still feels good for the man though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you allowed outside the house op?

Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres.

Is that when the alarm starts beeping? "

That’s when the carers say get back in the house

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum

Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way...

Still feels good for the man though

I wouldn’t go as far as saying that mate. Unless the guy enjoys the taste of cat food…

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

There are loads of people … but I ain’t gonna chow down on any cat food for any of them!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for.

Is there a vegan option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I would do anything for love but I won’t do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for.

Is there a vegan option?"

You can just eat the jelly if you like? Although I'm not sure if that's vegan to be fair. I didn't study the rules prior to making this thread I'll admit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things. "

Come check if I'm ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for.

Is there a vegan option?"

#doitforthedick

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over a year ago

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for.

Is there a vegan option?"

I believe you can get a vegan cat (and dog) food that is made from insect protein these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who has tried my cooking had been loo looking for Felix in Ubereats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater."

What flavour?

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for.

Is there a vegan option?

I believe you can get a vegan cat (and dog) food that is made from insect protein these days."

Poor cats.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for.

Is there a vegan option?

I believe you can get a vegan cat (and dog) food that is made from insect protein these days."

How can it be vegan if its made from insects?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater.

What flavour?

Shall we say ham? Everyone loves a little piece of ham right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass

Hey!

Leave the bottom out of this debate!

Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum

Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way...

Still feels good for the man though

I'm 100% out on this one Bruce Big Balls , sorry

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater.

What flavour?

Shall we say ham? Everyone loves a little piece of ham right?"

I'd prefer sausage. Or prime beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham sandwich is for after sex not during.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Brucey has had an edit button all this time?

That. Is. Terrifying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Oh no that was an accident! But I can't remember what I said

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Oh no that was an accident! But I can't remember what I said

That’s a worry. To be fair - you are a worry

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Brucey has had an edit button all this time?

That. Is. Terrifying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things.

Come check if I'm ok!

I would but I fear I’d be locked in that basement of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer, no!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The mr

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Nope. Forum is pretty good at putting me off people

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Brucey has had an edit button all this time?

That. Is. Terrifying.

Poor Brucey.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater."

What about you OP?

Would you eat said sachet for the opportunity of getting jiggy with your dream forumite?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Brucey has had an edit button all this time?

That. Is. Terrifying.

Poor Brucey."

He knows we all love him really. Like I would love a cheerfully hyperactive toddler with an irrepressible grin and boundless energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater."
alot of women on here I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a fancy a few.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Jesus, no!

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey

Brucey has had an edit button all this time?

That. Is. Terrifying.

Poor Brucey.

He knows we all love him really. Like I would love a cheerfully hyperactive toddler with an irrepressible grin and boundless energy."

You haven’t answered the question though? Would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a lick 40 grit sandpaper option instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually used to be a taste tester for cat food, tiny bIt on the end of a fork, touch of seasoning and BOSH

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’ve tasted some things in my time but draw the line at that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

There's some I'd eat a chunk for but would have to be the gravy ones, not jelly

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Nope. No-one I fancy that much on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so far.

If he's lurking.... I totally would

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, I definitely would. So long as I had access to an electric toothbrush, strong toothpaste, mouthwash, and a sink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things.

Come check if I'm ok!

I would but I fear I’d be locked in that basement of yours "

Fair concern! But I don't lock people they just don't wanna leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater.

What about you OP?

Would you eat said sachet for the opportunity of getting jiggy with your dream forumite?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve tasted some things in my time but draw the line at that"

I thought you were wild wild blonde!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if their user name resembles ‘filthy rich and cat flaps’

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Only if their user name resembles ‘filthy rich and cat flaps’

Filthy flaps and rich cats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if their user name resembles ‘filthy rich and cat flaps’

Filthy flaps and rich cats?

Filthy cats and rich flaps?

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I’ve tasted some things in my time but draw the line at that

I thought you were wild wild blonde!"

There’s always a time and place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater."

Simple answer then...yes!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Who needs cat food when you've got boobs? They're far more attractive

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Nope! Not even on this site! Not even in this world x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Who needs cat food when you've got boobs? They're far more attractive

I need boobs, I don't need cat food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot I made this thread already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who needs cat food when you've got boobs? They're far more attractive

Why have boobs when you can have a ham and cheese toastie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with?

Simple question don't be a hater."

Are they into humiliation sex or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe…. Maybe not

It's ok you can admit it...I be got the cat food ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe…. Maybe not

It's ok you can admit it...I be got the cat food ready

Knew you would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so far.

If he's lurking.... I totally would

I'd make him kiss me after as my reward

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Is it chicken or tuna?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe…. Maybe not

It's ok you can admit it...I be got the cat food ready

Knew you would

What, kitty is hungry and I'm in the kitchen...whatever was you thinking?

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