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"I worry about you sometimes and what you keep drinking!" I need the teat of a boo to rid me off my demons! | |||
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"I worry about you sometimes and what you keep drinking! I need the teat of a boo to rid me off my demons!" Even more wrong this comment .... put the squash down and go have a nap | |||
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"Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating." That's not hating! And I know you apologised with that sexy tone so you're ok | |||
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"Are you allowed outside the house op?" Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres. | |||
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"Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating. That's not hating! And I know you apologised with that sexy tone so you're ok " You've heard my voice! Ha, yes. I type like I talk sadly. Always a sexy tone with you. | |||
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"Ermmm... no. Sorry for hating. That's not hating! And I know you apologised with that sexy tone so you're ok You've heard my voice! Ha, yes. I type like I talk sadly. Always a sexy tone with you. " Oh I just tributed you all over myself... | |||
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"What flavour is the cat food? A" Any you desire! I smelt some Felix ham the other day and it didn't smell to bad ya know! | |||
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"Can I just have the cat food. I’m feeling a bit sleepy and couldn’t possibly manage any jiggy." You can cash in a bang later though! I'm really pretty giving in my threads I gotta say | |||
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"Are you allowed outside the house op? Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres." Is that when the alarm starts beeping? | |||
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"What flavour is the cat food? A Any you desire! I smelt some Felix ham the other day and it didn't smell to bad ya know! " Cool. Our cat used to eat tins of Princes Tuna and you can get that in sachets too so that's fine with me. There's a few arses I'd eat some off for sure. Bending the rules slightly of course but hey - rules...broken...meant..something, something..... A | |||
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"Are you allowed outside the house op? Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres. Is that when the alarm starts beeping? " Yeah which also means make a thread and wank o clock. And people say it's a bad life?! | |||
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"Yes and only if I can eat it off his penis " I mean fair enough I suppose lol | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass " Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! | |||
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"Yes and only if I can eat it off his penis " I coat mine in lick e lix all the time. Delicious! That might be niche that reference for the true cat fans there | |||
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"Can’t beat a good tin of whiskers then just pop over the back fence to curl one off in the neighbours bizzy lizzy plant pot. " It’s how the pampas grows | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! " Aka stop it you silly boys (blushes and loves it) | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! " Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum " Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way... | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way... " Still feels good for the man though | |||
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"Are you allowed outside the house op? Of course! Just as long as it's within 250 metres. Is that when the alarm starts beeping? " That’s when the carers say get back in the house | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way... Still feels good for the man though " I wouldn’t go as far as saying that mate. Unless the guy enjoys the taste of cat food… | |||
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"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for. Is there a vegan option?" You can just eat the jelly if you like? Although I'm not sure if that's vegan to be fair. I didn't study the rules prior to making this thread I'll admit. | |||
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"I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things. " Come check if I'm ok! | |||
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"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for. Is there a vegan option?" #doitforthedick | |||
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"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for. Is there a vegan option?" I believe you can get a vegan cat (and dog) food that is made from insect protein these days. | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater." What flavour? | |||
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"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for. Is there a vegan option? I believe you can get a vegan cat (and dog) food that is made from insect protein these days." Poor cats. | |||
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"I mean. I'd have to meet them for a social before I'd know if they were worth eating cat food for. Is there a vegan option? I believe you can get a vegan cat (and dog) food that is made from insect protein these days." How can it be vegan if its made from insects?! | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater. What flavour? " Shall we say ham? Everyone loves a little piece of ham right? | |||
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"I mean dreamyboo has a fantastic ass Hey! Leave the bottom out of this debate! Its a valid statement for this thread as long as he eats the cat food off your bum Cat food stinks, I'd be gagging the entire time and not in a good way... Still feels good for the man though " I'm 100% out on this one Bruce Big Balls , sorry | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater. What flavour? Shall we say ham? Everyone loves a little piece of ham right?" I'd prefer sausage. Or prime beef | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey " Brucey has had an edit button all this time? That. Is. Terrifying. | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey " Oh no that was an accident! But I can't remember what I said | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey Oh no that was an accident! But I can't remember what I said " That’s a worry. To be fair - you are a worry | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey Brucey has had an edit button all this time? That. Is. Terrifying. " | |||
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"I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things. Come check if I'm ok! " I would but I fear I’d be locked in that basement of yours | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey Brucey has had an edit button all this time? That. Is. Terrifying. " Poor Brucey. | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater." What about you OP? Would you eat said sachet for the opportunity of getting jiggy with your dream forumite? | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey Brucey has had an edit button all this time? That. Is. Terrifying. Poor Brucey." He knows we all love him really. Like I would love a cheerfully hyperactive toddler with an irrepressible grin and boundless energy. | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater." alot of women on here I would | |||
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"Jesus - how bad was that comment if you removed it Brucey Brucey has had an edit button all this time? That. Is. Terrifying. Poor Brucey. He knows we all love him really. Like I would love a cheerfully hyperactive toddler with an irrepressible grin and boundless energy." You haven’t answered the question though? Would you | |||
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"I’m worried about you. Is someone holding you hostage and making you write these things. Come check if I'm ok! I would but I fear I’d be locked in that basement of yours " Fair concern! But I don't lock people they just don't wanna leave | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater. What about you OP? Would you eat said sachet for the opportunity of getting jiggy with your dream forumite?" Of course! | |||
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"I’ve tasted some things in my time but draw the line at that" I thought you were wild wild blonde! | |||
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"Only if their user name resembles ‘filthy rich and cat flaps’ " Filthy flaps and rich cats? | |||
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"Only if their user name resembles ‘filthy rich and cat flaps’ Filthy flaps and rich cats? " Filthy cats and rich flaps? | |||
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"I’ve tasted some things in my time but draw the line at that I thought you were wild wild blonde!" There’s always a time and place | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater." Simple answer then...yes!! | |||
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"Who needs cat food when you've got boobs? They're far more attractive " I need boobs, I don't need cat food | |||
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"Who needs cat food when you've got boobs? They're far more attractive " Why have boobs when you can have a ham and cheese toastie? | |||
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"Someone you fancy so much on this forum that you would eat a sacchet of cat food to get jiggy with? Simple question don't be a hater." Are they into humiliation sex or something? | |||
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"Maybe…. Maybe not " It's ok you can admit it...I be got the cat food ready | |||
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"Maybe…. Maybe not It's ok you can admit it...I be got the cat food ready " Knew you would | |||
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"Not so far. If he's lurking.... I totally would " I'd make him kiss me after as my reward | |||
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"Maybe…. Maybe not It's ok you can admit it...I be got the cat food ready Knew you would " What, kitty is hungry and I'm in the kitchen...whatever was you thinking? | |||
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