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By *ightkitty4u OP   Woman
over a year ago

Epsom

Yep can’t sleep, due to jet lag and on top of that am horny!!

Now laying here thinking I need another fwb, but can’t be arsed dealing with all the bad messages to find that golden nugget of a man!

Ladies, what are your tips for finding fwb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is so hard I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a lady but my advice is to move to the nw

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Don't look... once you stop looking the diamonds appear

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look after you've had orgasms, those that are worth it will stand out.

T

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

I can't get to either and I'm feeling very horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is so hard I can't sleep "

This is hilarious. You must be joking right ? This is definitely ironic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep can’t sleep, due to jet lag and on top of that am horny!!

Now laying here thinking I need another fwb, but can’t be arsed dealing with all the bad messages to find that golden nugget of a man!

Ladies, what are your tips for finding fwb? "

I'm not a lady, but if you want to play over the phone we can help each other get a good nights sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not find a man and message him yourself?

Never understood why women don't take the initiative if they're not happy with the calibre of men messaging them.

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By *ightkitty4u OP   Woman
over a year ago

Epsom


"Why not find a man and message him yourself?

Never understood why women don't take the initiative if they're not happy with the calibre of men messaging them."

Oh I look trust me…. But get bored after the 5 profile full of cock photos…. And remote controls, then there are socks and messy backgrounds, toilet seats up… I could go on

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

@

I read a thing.

Have the top of your head facing north.

Magnetic pull or something.

Works a treat

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm awake as I'm in work.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've just finished work so still awake too.

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By *ightkitty4u OP   Woman
over a year ago

Epsom


"I read a thing.

Have the top of your head facing north.

Magnetic pull or something.

Works a treat"

I now need to sleep diagonally across my bed…

What did we do before the iPhone compass?

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

@


"I'm awake as I'm in work."

Don't point your head north, you need to stay awake for work!!

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By *loaterMan
over a year ago

Bath and West Wilts

The difference between light and hard. You can go to sleep with a light on

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why not find a man and message him yourself?

Never understood why women don't take the initiative if they're not happy with the calibre of men messaging them.

Oh I look trust me…. But get bored after the 5 profile full of cock photos…. And remote controls, then there are socks and messy backgrounds, toilet seats up… I could go on"

Checks for toilet seat up in gallery, not really.

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

@


"I now need to sleep diagonally across my bed…

What did we do before the iPhone compass? "

Move the bed? Might make more sense

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By *accar305Man
over a year ago

Somerset/Oxford

Not guilty…….

(hurrying off to check!)

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You're not the only one. Though for very different reasons.

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By *ightkitty4u OP   Woman
over a year ago

Epsom


"I now need to sleep diagonally across my bed…

What did we do before the iPhone compass?

Move the bed? Might make more sense "

It’s a king size, I can’t move it on my own

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

@


"I now need to sleep diagonally across my bed…

What did we do before the iPhone compass?

Move the bed? Might make more sense

It’s a king size, I can’t move it on my own

"

I would offer to help, but that is incredibly impractical for me at the moment.

So maybe just lay sideways for tonight and try it out

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Why not find a man and message him yourself?

Never understood why women don't take the initiative if they're not happy with the calibre of men messaging them.

Oh I look trust me…. But get bored after the 5 profile full of cock photos…. And remote controls, then there are socks and messy backgrounds, toilet seats up… I could go on"

Your looking at the wrong profiles

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By *lJay82Man
over a year ago

Exactly where I'm meant to be


"I read a thing.

Have the top of your head facing north.

Magnetic pull or something.

Works a treat"
I wonder if a hat with magnets sewn in it would work ,?

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

@


"I read a thing.

Have the top of your head facing north.

Magnetic pull or something.

Works a treat I wonder if a hat with magnets sewn in it would work ,? "

No no, has to be true north.

It's balance rather than magnetic pull.

Also that hat could cause issues if your cock is pierced.

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"Don't look... once you stop looking the diamonds appear

Posh "

Facts!!!

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By *lJay82Man
over a year ago

Exactly where I'm meant to be


"I read a thing.

Have the top of your head facing north.

Magnetic pull or something.

Works a treat I wonder if a hat with magnets sewn in it would work ,?

No no, has to be true north.

It's balance rather than magnetic pull.

Also that hat could cause issues if your cock is pierced.

"
maybe magnets on opposite sides of the hat with opposite poles.

Also I used to have an awful lot pierced and they would have to be ferrus if they were magnetic and would rust. That's why titanium is used. I've seen some weird stuff over the years but never rusty spunk.

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

@


"I read a thing.

Have the top of your head facing north.

Magnetic pull or something.

Works a treat I wonder if a hat with magnets sewn in it would work ,?

No no, has to be true north.

It's balance rather than magnetic pull.

Also that hat could cause issues if your cock is pierced.

maybe magnets on opposite sides of the hat with opposite poles.

Also I used to have an awful lot pierced and they would have to be ferrus if they were magnetic and would rust. That's why titanium is used. I've seen some weird stuff over the years but never rusty spunk. "

Never say never.

There will be a day

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By *lJay82Man
over a year ago

Exactly where I'm meant to be

Could be the next big thing. Rust porn

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By *heahireladMan
over a year ago

crewe

Chat anyone? Help get to sleep lol x

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By *lJay82Man
over a year ago

Exactly where I'm meant to be

Donald Trump would be first in line for a rust bukkake

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Yep can’t sleep, due to jet lag and on top of that am horny!!

Now laying here thinking I need another fwb, but can’t be arsed dealing with all the bad messages to find that golden nugget of a man!

Ladies, what are your tips for finding fwb? "
don't look is my tip...just let it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m awake oh well, may as well get ready and go to the gym…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t tell if I’m awake

I’m not sleeping either

I’m a zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep can’t sleep, due to jet lag and on top of that am horny!!

"

Was asleep til 2.30, but now thinking I may as well get up and have a coffee.

No solution to your FWB query (not a woman either so should not be answering), but if you are still awake, wondering where you've been to be suffering jrt lag? How long was the flight? What was the time difference?

Sure such mundane thoughts will help you sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look... once you stop looking the diamonds appear

Posh "

Oh definitely this.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm always up about this time, i think I'm up today though because one of the housemates has come in d*unk and put the heating on, its never on and we really don't need it on, oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tips but the cba approach won't work, women need to put in the same effort as the guy. Most men just want a fb not a fwb but good luck on your journey.

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By *unbipleasure84Man
over a year ago

around you

Morning horny people

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