FabSwingers.com forum: How to make your penis stand out

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Have it holding a nail gun and being all manly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd howl if someone did an American Pie style pic....complete with apple pie of course

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

10 ring doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I dangle a couple of bingo tickets from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put little hats on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 ring doughnuts

Can they be mini doughnuts?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

When I get *really* big - like, the most erect I've ever been - I pretend it's a clitoris.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I like the ones that can lift weights.

When I see one pumping 100kg tho I am claiming it for my own!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Denim.

Very manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a pair of googley eyes on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I dangle a couple of bingo tickets from it

Do it!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What if I dangle a couple of bingo tickets from it

Will you be using the bingo dabber for sounding?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Stick a pair of googley eyes on it."

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Foreskin origami is the way forward.

For thr circumcised I'll accept costumes for it involving grass hula skirts or some sort of armour.

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By *acksparrow99Man
over a year ago

London

Take photo of yourself lifting a bucket full of water using nothing but your erect penis. That'll do it.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Denim.

Very manly."

But not double denim surely? It wouldn't look right on the head and the shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the pic through a glass of water

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"10 ring doughnuts

I can certainly put ring doughnuts on mine but ten? How many blokes have dicks bug enough to hold ten??? Even horses would have a problem with that!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I stuck a skull on the end of mine.. Though probably made it stand out for all the wrong reasons..but 193 fabs so far.. must be doing something right..

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By *immy PMan
over a year ago

nottingham via worksop

polo mints. makes it look feckin massive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women like classy.. put it in a tophat.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Put little hats on it "

Do many options. Fez, cowboy hat, sombrero. I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mono Monday helps

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve no idea

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"10 ring doughnuts

I can certainly put ring doughnuts on mine but ten? How many blokes have dicks bug enough to hold ten??? Even horses would have a problem with that! "

I tried. The holes on standard Donuts were too small.

So Fox made me a giant one.

And yes, there's photo evidence....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Denim.

Very manly.

But not double denim surely? It wouldn't look right on the head and the shaft"

Only Chuck Noris can pull off Double Denim!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Have it holding a nail gun and being all manly "

Or a screwdriver, ready to fix the washing machine

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

Put knickers on mine lol

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve no idea

So that's what's at the end of the rainbow

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve no idea

So that's what's at the end of the rainbow

You can taste the rainbow

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I might paint one of those huge Victorian paintings on mine. Frith doing a railway station or similar. It would be fun picking out all the characters. A kind of roman á cock. In (very) miniature, obviously.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

pop an eye lash the end of it, mite give you wink ladies..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'd howl if someone did an American Pie style pic....complete with apple pie of course "

I was just discussing this earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace it with something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a candle down the japs eye and light it

Like a birthday cake

And yes I have seen this been done

I received a pick in my inbox ones off this

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Gonna do mine, camo , SAS style.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Manly.

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By *trongbobMan
over a year ago

rochester

In my case it has to be a cage

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

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a diamond well diamonds are a girls best friend

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"In my case it has to be a cage

You could always put a smiley face on it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Knit costumes for it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm taking notes, I haven't done a dick pic all year

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Tickle it with a feather..... Mine would stand out

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Have a glamorous assistant in the background or perhaps displaying it like a gold fountain pen on qvc.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve got a mini hard had and utility belt for mine. I call him Knob the Builder.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Have a glamorous assistant in the background or perhaps displaying it like a gold fountain pen on qvc."

I expect to see Debbie McGee in your next picture, holding it like it's about to disappear up her top hat

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Have a glamorous assistant in the background or perhaps displaying it like a gold fountain pen on qvc.

I expect to see Debbie McGee in your next picture, holding it like it's about to disappear up her top hat

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she doesn't do magic any more that was her deceased husband paul

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Glitter apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sparkler in the pee hole. Works for cocktails and birthday cakes.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

There was a guy on here a couple of years ago who had the best dick pics - every one of them was genuinely funny.

I think his user name was Experimental, but he's sadly unlos. It's the only time I've ever messaged someone to compliment their dick pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since its still the festive season can I paint it like a candy cane

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A sparkler in the pee hole. Works for cocktails and birthday cakes. "

As long as they don't mixed up and use a banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I paint it to look like a jaffa cake?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Since its still the festive season can I paint it like a candy cane "

Does it have the requisite shape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an erection and let gravity do its thing

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Should I paint it to look like a jaffa cake? "

Only if you want to risk it being gobbled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I paint it to look like a jaffa cake?

Only if you want to risk it being gobbled up

Best not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you really want to be in high demand.... Place an air fryer on it....

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I might be tempted to paint mine as a cruise missile and a message painted on it: P for Putin!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Or maybe ‘Pee for Putin’!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the chap that took the blue pill last week on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive."

I feel like being impressive isn't enough of a reward for the labour and, what I'm guessing is the highest peak of pain here lemon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like being impressive isn't enough of a reward for the labour and, what I'm guessing is the highest peak of pain here lemon..."

A tree is easy peasy lemon squeezey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like being impressive isn't enough of a reward for the labour and, what I'm guessing is the highest peak of pain here lemon...

A tree is easy peasy lemon squeezey."

But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!

Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

(Singing cheerily)

'Lemon tree, you're so pretty

And the lemon flower is sweet.

But the fruit of the poor lemon,

Is impossible to eat.'

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!

Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!"

There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!

Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!

There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey."

My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!

Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!

There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey.

My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man."

But just think of the speech bubble in the photo. "I am Groot". It'd be a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make sure it's absolutely massive

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man."

Half man half tree beast. You know, none of my favourite bizarre dildo suppliers have anything in this description. I'll have to send in requests for an ent penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!

Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!

There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey.

My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man.

But just think of the speech bubble in the photo. "I am Groot". It'd be a classic

That's a point, just fuck Groot ya damn tree huggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man.

Half man half tree beast. You know, none of my favourite bizarre dildo suppliers have anything in this description. I'll have to send in requests for an ent penis."

If you fuck yourself with anything woodlike, please both consult a doctor and video it for me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Give it some eyes and teeth

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think this is the first time I've been shocked by something you have said

Give yourself a pat on the left butt cheek and put a gold star on the right one

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"If you fuck yourself with anything woodlike, please both consult a doctor and video it for me

Don't worry, I only use platinum silicone toys so there won't be any splinters while I indulge in a little dendrophilia. Can't deny I'll be having the evil dead on in the background for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you fuck yourself with anything woodlike, please both consult a doctor and video it for me

Don't worry, I only use platinum silicone toys so there won't be any splinters while I indulge in a little dendrophilia. Can't deny I'll be having the evil dead on in the background for it."

Meh, I'll still watch. Have you a microwave for my popcorn?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle? "

Pejazzle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

Pejazzle"

Surely it's Dijazzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

Pejazzle

Surely it's Dijazzle "

Pejazzle FTW

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

Pejazzle

Surely it's Dijazzle

Pejazzle FTW

I thought you loved me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

Pejazzle

Surely it's Dijazzle

Pejazzle FTW

I thought you loved me?

If you had a vagina I’ll be in that ass, like a haemorrhoid

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

Pejazzle

Surely it's Dijazzle

Pejazzle FTW

I thought you loved me?

If you had a vagina I’ll be in that ass, like a haemorrhoid"

Mine are on the outside, is that not normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.

So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females

Another thing I think is important here...

What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?

Pejazzle

Surely it's Dijazzle

Pejazzle FTW

I thought you loved me?

If you had a vagina I’ll be in that ass, like a haemorrhoid

Mine are on the outside, is that not normal? "

I don’t know sleep on it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Stick a sparkler in the end of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a sparkler in the end of it. "

Creative spark.Would leave an awesome scar and make a great video

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Put one of those little fluorescent lights in the top of your bellend and windmill. That should produce quite a spectacle.

The mr

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Phosphorescent paint....

Then I don't have to use my mobile flash light. LOL.

I could also pretend it's a Star Wars light sabre & Princess Lay-er (ok, I know I spelt it wrong - just go along with the role play for god's sake....), has been very naughty & needs to hold onto hands Solo. Geddit? Yes/ No? Tough crowd!!!

Get them in about 4 or 5 colours you can may..... Acrylic of course. If you could get it in oils you would be wiping yer cock on the curtains for the next couple of months before it's sets!!!!

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