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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants access? It's where the fun but weird shit happens!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.

Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.

Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?"

Oh damn, you'll have to get onto your back...or all fours.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Seems a bit dodge to be honest, I'll pass.

If anyone wants me to erase their internet history if you don't re-emerge from the basement, let me know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.

Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?"

You can crawl...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in? "

Only if the butthole includes his face like the queen on those notes...what are they called

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I always knew you wanted me in your basement. You will need to clear it of spiders first tho

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ll have loads of room to stand up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always knew you wanted me in your basement. You will need to clear it of spiders first tho"

Oh it's renovated don't you worry. It just has chains for you in the corner

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.

Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?

You can crawl...? "

While I'm not opposed to spending a fair amount of time on my knees, I would like to be able to stand up occasionally

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in?

Only if the butthole includes his face like the queen on those notes...what are they called "

Are we talking Rex's butthole or my husband's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.

Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?

You can crawl...?

While I'm not opposed to spending a fair amount of time on my knees, I would like to be able to stand up occasionally "

I mean I can and you're only a little taller so you should be alright. But no standing on the bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in?

Only if the butthole includes his face like the queen on those notes...what are they called

Are we talking Rex's butthole or my husband's?"

I dunno I can't tell the difference in buttholes anymore...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up "

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "

Oh ok… have I gone to the wrong party again? Happens all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pass thanks

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "

FFS - I'm chained up in the corner missing out on all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard pass!"

I would be if you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

FFS - I'm chained up in the corner missing out on all the fun "

Just flash your clique card for a day pass

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I always knew you wanted me in your basement. You will need to clear it of spiders first tho

Oh it's renovated don't you worry. It just has chains for you in the corner "

What else to go with the chains...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "

Whoah. No basements for me thanks . I’ve watched far too much horror for that.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Whoah. No basements for me thanks . I’ve watched far too much horror for that."

Yep same for me! Not going near any basements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have loads of room to stand up

Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Whoah. No basements for me thanks . I’ve watched far too much horror for that."

It's ok, it's a modern basement. Well lit with all mod cons including.....a pole

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Will the dolly's be doin' the dealing op?

Higher, lower, higher.

"Fuck bumped me head! Knew I shouldn't have worn me 70's stacks!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing."

The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.

The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night"

Snacks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.

The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night

Snacks ?"

I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sex dungeon on Airbnb?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That's where the monster lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.

The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night

Snacks ?

I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met "

Ooohhhhh sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.

The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night

Snacks ?

I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met

Ooohhhhh sounds good to me "

Get nekkid, Misty and Little bird will measure you for your hooters outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.

The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night

Snacks ?

I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met

Ooohhhhh sounds good to me

Get nekkid, Misty and Little bird will measure you for your hooters outfit "

Okie dokie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll pass thanks "

Absolute lies

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.

Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?

You can crawl...?

While I'm not opposed to spending a fair amount of time on my knees, I would like to be able to stand up occasionally "

Would I be able to stand in my 8 inch heels??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements

Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing."

That's fine, it happens, people take your ideas, invite all the women...go, you're banished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pass thanks

Absolute lies "

You are correct...women will say many things to avoid your basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pass thanks

Absolute lies

You are correct...women will say many things to avoid your basement "

I ain’t going anywhere near he’s basement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!"

Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I was about to say that I’m out, but then I saw this …


"FFS - I'm chained up in the corner …"

And suddenly I’m in after all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too "

Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!"

If it is curry flavour?

And sexy Twister? Is that just naked Twister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too

Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game "

Go unchain cougar so she came come too, and I'll let you in ...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"I was about to say that I’m out, but then I saw this …

FFS - I'm chained up in the corner …

And suddenly I’m in after all."

Be honest... It was the pot noodle that hooked you in wasn't it?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too

Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game

Go unchain cougar so she came come too, and I'll let you in ... "

Have you got anything racier than air hockey? Axe throwing maybe?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Be honest... It was the pot noodle that hooked you in wasn't it? "

I don’t like Pot Noodles. Not even Shin Ramen ones.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Nice to see you - to see you… ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too

Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game

Go unchain cougar so she came come too, and I'll let you in ...

Have you got anything racier than air hockey? Axe throwing maybe? "

That's next week..but escape room game is in the left corner

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!"

Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in

(Would you like to borrow my aloe )

Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in

(Would you like to borrow my aloe )

Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements."

It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in

(Would you like to borrow my aloe )

Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.

It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason "

I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Be honest... It was the pot noodle that hooked you in wasn't it?

I don’t like Pot Noodles. Not even Shin Ramen ones."

Dammit. I was going to lay those on after gin. (Reaches for Meals in 5 Mins for Dummies)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Dammit. I was going to lay those on after gin. (Reaches for Meals in 5 Mins for Dummies) "

Don’t worry. I’ll provide something to fill you up.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Is this like the basement in Pulp Fiction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in

(Would you like to borrow my aloe )

Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.

It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason

I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?"

It's got a very curvaceous bosom look to it, crushed velvet and two perfectly placed round scatter cushions

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in

(Would you like to borrow my aloe )

Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.

It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason

I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?

It's got a very curvaceous bosom look to it, crushed velvet and two perfectly placed round scatter cushions "

That’s not as bad as I was expecting

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Who wants access? It's where the fun but weird shit happens!"

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!

Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in

(Would you like to borrow my aloe )

Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.

It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason

I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?

It's got a very curvaceous bosom look to it, crushed velvet and two perfectly placed round scatter cushions

That’s not as bad as I was expecting "

I'm currently sitting between the two cushions...it's lush

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Jason, Freddy, Michael, Brucey... it's all beginning to make sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jason, Freddy, Michael, Brucey... it's all beginning to make sense "

Hey! I only stab with my love stick!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Jason, Freddy, Michael, Brucey... it's all beginning to make sense "

Good game, good game

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I’m really confused down here! What a mess lol!

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]"

Sure come on in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a safe word incase we want out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]

Sure come on in!"

PMSL...she removed herself from pending doom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]

Sure come on in!"

BB

You will be glad to know my silver pass to enlightenment and utopia ends in 35 days time but I have decided to call time out (and claim a refund of my time lapsed subscription). But do you own a cat? Before I goes I gotta know.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a safe word incase we want out? "

A safe phrase, harder brucey

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]

Sure come on in!

BB

You will be glad to know my silver pass to enlightenment and utopia ends in 35 days time but I have decided to call time out (and claim a refund of my time lapsed subscription). But do you own a cat? Before I goes I gotta know....."

Carl, did you used to live in the US and were featured in a Netflix documentary? What was it called...um... Don't Fuck with Cats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]

Sure come on in!

BB

You will be glad to know my silver pass to enlightenment and utopia ends in 35 days time but I have decided to call time out (and claim a refund of my time lapsed subscription). But do you own a cat? Before I goes I gotta know.....

Carl, did you used to live in the US and were featured in a Netflix documentary? What was it called...um... Don't Fuck with Cats? "

Tall cats.......

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