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Pope gets hit on the head with a hammer 3 times to make sure he has passed away

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

An old ritual apparently. If he wasn't sure will be .

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Bang bang Maxwells silver hammer came down upon his head,

Bang bang maxwells silver hammer made sure that he was dead.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bang bang Maxwells silver hammer came down upon his head,

Bang bang maxwells silver hammer made sure that he was dead. "
if he wasn't is now Huggy .

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Does the person with the hammer say "going, going, gone"?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Sold! To the man in the red hat!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Is it like a little ceremonial tap or are they caving his skull in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god he was already dead.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did they get the idea from the Yorkshire Ripper ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I used to hit my mate on the head with my knob to wake him up on a lad’s holidays

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I used to hit my mate on the head with my knob to wake him up on a lad’s holidays "

Then did it "accidentally" slip into his mouth ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I used to hit my mate on the head with my knob to wake him up on a lad’s holidays "
go and try it on the old Pope Rex see if he comes back to life .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it like a little ceremonial tap or are they caving his skull in?! "

I know this whole post is touching on jest, but, for those that aren’t sure, yes, it’s a ceremonial tap,- ‘just to check’. It is an official role of the Camerlengo. The personal aide to the pope. Given that Benedict isn’t actually ‘the’ pope, there was a bit of confusion as to the role of the camerlengo at this point, and what the currnet Pope would actually do.

Usually, the pope carries on in role until death, so, for last 800 years there’s not been a living actual pope to confirm the death of a pope

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"An old ritual apparently. If he wasn't sure will be . "

It's not true.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I used to hit my mate on the head with my knob to wake him up on a lad’s holidays

Then did it "accidentally" slip into his mouth ?"

And then his anus

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The things people do eh

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I used to hit my mate on the head with my knob to wake him up on a lad’s holidays

Then did it "accidentally" slip into his mouth ?

And then his anus"

Then back to his mouth.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" yes, it’s a ceremonial tap,- ‘just to check’. It is an official role of the Camerlengo. The personal aide to the pope. "

I am suprised that the Camerlengo is called Kevin

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I used to hit my mate on the head with my knob to wake him up on a lad’s holidays

Then did it "accidentally" slip into his mouth ?

And then his anus

Then back to his mouth."

To clarify I did Tbag him to wake him up as well.

To clarify even further, I Tbagged my mate and not the pope

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

They've learned their lesson when they didn't do it with Jesus.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

It was a ritual introduced to the Vatican centuries ago by the Irish Catholics!

Back in the 13th Century there was a Pope who had an Irish Cardinal Murphy as his personal assistant. When the Pope died, Murphy started this historic ritual by hammering the Pope on the head three times. The other Cardinals were shocked, gathered round and demanded that he should explain his actions. “Oh that’s simple” he calmly replied as he lay down the hammer, “to be sure, to be sure, to be sure”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait...what?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Does the person with the hammer say "going, going, gone"?"

I think it's more along the lines

If he wasn't dead he is now

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

He's in his nineties the poor old man, leave him lie in peace.

Mind you I expect it's just a symbolic tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking there must be more scientific ways nowadays to check.

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

I'm.sorry, but this is a man who excommunicated a 9-year old for having an abortion, which she needed as the baby was her stepfather's. The stepfather in question was not excommunicated.

I'd personally be in favour of ditching the ceremonial tiny hammer tiny-tapping and having a good swing with a sledgehammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that in his home country of Germany they called him Papa Razzi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking there must be more scientific ways nowadays to check. "

The Catholic Church hasn't really gone in for much of the science stuff since all that trouble with Galileo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking there must be more scientific ways nowadays to check.

The Catholic Church hasn't really gone in for much of the science stuff since all that trouble with Galileo."

I did think they're probably not keen on the old science

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

It's a ceremonial from centuries back. I doubt it happened this time as he was the retired Pope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pope got hit in head 3 times with a hammer cause on the first swing his head didn’t reach the hole …

On second swing rolled to far back down the hill again

On third swing barely reach the green

That’s how pope got hit with a hammer 3 times

To get his head around with this swing thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking there must be more scientific ways nowadays to check. "

Off with their heeeeeeads

“ I wanna be …

… your sledgehammer “

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I like that in his home country of Germany they called him Papa Razzi. "

Lots of non-catholics who knew him before he became Pope, refer to him as Joey Ratz. Sounds like he's about to getting whacked by the Mob!

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I highly recommend viewing "The pope must die" which has the hammer scene in the first two minutes

The full film is here.

Robbie Coltrane, Ade Edmondson and the comic strip presents

https://youtu.be/WmdqUjsflm4

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