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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it so hard to meet females on this site

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Why do you think?

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Because there’s about 100x more men on here so if you don’t make yourself stand out from the rest you won’t be successful.

Your profile says you’ve been here before. What worked for you the other times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their busy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Possibly because you call them females.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site "

Referring to women as females will not do you any favours with many of the ladies.

Ladies also tend to read profiles before responding to messages. I haven't looked at the photos but the text tells me nothing.

Men heavily outnumber the ladies. To have any chance of success on Fab you need to stand out from the crowd. In reality, clubs and pubs may be a better option.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It's not

Mrs

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

Gary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

Remember to get all the glitter off before shoving it in your lady of choice after the obvious success of such a method. That shit is not fun inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 cock pics and verified only by 2 men but your profile says you’re straight might also be factors. It’s a slightly confusing message perhaps? Just a suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Adam, are there any females?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site

Referring to women as females will not do you any favours with many of the ladies.

Ladies also tend to read profiles before responding to messages. I haven't looked at the photos but the text tells me nothing.

Men heavily outnumber the ladies. To have any chance of success on Fab you need to stand out from the crowd. In reality, clubs and pubs may be a better option.

Nita"

This is so true.

I have only met a few people on this site.

I also to enjoy meet people in real life. There’s more of a flow as you can read body language and converse in real time.

And actually flirt … text flirting is boring haha

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site "

I prefer men without socks on.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Most women look at bio and pictures before opening a message. Do you think yours show you in the best light?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive "

In all fairness, a couple of them are full body shots. Not quite the same as straight up dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

After reading this I have just ordered glitter from Amazon…prime…get it here and ready for glittery snap shots…. Thanks for the idea

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

All dick pics, left your socks on, only verified by men and an uninspiring bio. That's why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All dick pics, left your socks on, only verified by men and an uninspiring bio. That's why."

So what you’re saying is …take the socks off?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you’ve left your socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

So THAT’S where I’m going wrong..!!!

Do you have any suggestions on colours before I spend my hard earned..??

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

You’re obviously not doing it right. You need to send multiple cock pics in one message, not your face, accompanied by the message “how you finding this site?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so funny to see how many of you are against wearing nothing but socks lol.

I always thought it made you seem more naked weirdly enough haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Gary?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s so funny to see how many of you are against wearing nothing but socks lol.

I always thought it made you seem more naked weirdly enough haha"

Yes!! I agree it does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re obviously not doing it right. You need to send multiple cock pics in one message, not your face, accompanied by the message “how you finding this site?”"

Is the tried and tested ‘hi’ suddenly out of fashion then..?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re obviously not doing it right. You need to send multiple cock pics in one message, not your face, accompanied by the message “how you finding this site?”"

You are now about to witness…. A barrage of new messages

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Because its a page on a computer/phone screen?

Have you gone to places where "woman" is?

Is it hard or is it simply not as easy as you expected it to be? Did you think you could flash a cock pic and you'd have drooling fannies fighting each other to get a portion of penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never understand the sock hate either. Im always just amazed to see a smart matching pair. Where do all the other half socks go? I think your photos are good for what its worth. Would probably want more about you in your write up if I was looking to meet.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site "
because their are 999 men after the same woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very much looking forward to seeing lots of glittery cocks in the next few days. Inspired, that idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site "

This sounds like the start of a really good joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very much looking forward to seeing lots of glittery cocks in the next few days. Inspired, that idea."

Glittery cock pic inbound

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive "

Add in those socks..

Well I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you."

What am I suppose to write an essay about me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive

Add in those socks..

Well I mean "

What’s wrong with the socks

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Me want woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m very much looking forward to seeing lots of glittery cocks in the next few days. Inspired, that idea."

Hahah seeing this glittery joke now what does that mean ? Just because I have a beautiful xock …

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never understand the sock hate either. Im always just amazed to see a smart matching pair. Where do all the other half socks go? I think your photos are good for what its worth. Would probably want more about you in your write up if I was looking to meet."

May you suggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x"

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

This thread absolutely fucked my annual surprise Lounge Glitterdick Challenge thread, I'm livid.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.

What am I suppose to write an essay about me ? "

No. Leave it as it is. It's evidently working for you.

Or.....since you started this thread....I guess it isn't.

Maybe just listen to some of the feedback you're being given, then sit back and decide whether to change anything. The choice is yours and nobody else's.

A

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. "

Christmas is over love its easter next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the looks of your status, you’re expecting this site to be instashag. Unfortunately, the purpose of this site is not that one. You may want to revisit your expectations, as well as following the other advice that have been given above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread absolutely fucked my annual surprise Lounge Glitterdick Challenge thread, I'm livid.

"

lmaooooooo

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"This thread absolutely fucked my annual surprise Lounge Glitterdick Challenge thread, I'm livid.

"

I was having flashbacks to the old days of Funky vs Invictus discussions on all things glitter. Almost tempted me to dig out a photo of Fox's boobs with one of their names on in glitter!

Almost........

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread absolutely fucked my annual surprise Lounge Glitterdick Challenge thread, I'm livid.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.

What am I suppose to write an essay about me ?

No. Leave it as it is. It's evidently working for you.

Or.....since you started this thread....I guess it isn't.

Maybe just listen to some of the feedback you're being given, then sit back and decide whether to change anything. The choice is yours and nobody else's.

A"

So appreciate the feedback will take it into consideration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope all of you who have commented on glitter dick actually go ahead and do it I'm worried it might hurt your bellends though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread absolutely fucked my annual surprise Lounge Glitterdick Challenge thread, I'm livid.

"

We’ll act surprised, promise

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site "

Where to start...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. "

Why don’t you inbox me and find out and see it but nah honestly what does this glitter joke about I’m still confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site

Where to start... "

In my inboxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it.

Why don’t you inbox me and find out and see it but nah honestly what does this glitter joke about I’m still confused "

It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site

Where to start...

In my inboxes "

OP.. please stick to the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis."

Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.

Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it."

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. Christmas is over love its easter next "

this

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Title of this forum theme sounds a bit caveman like....maybe the other header title ...clubs...is the selection of caveman clubs for catching your woman with ...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I quite like the sofa photograph. It reminds me of the MADE.COM Spring/Summer 2019 Living Room campaign and promotion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to clubs and get yourself involved that way

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I assumed you'd already know this answer

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

With reference to socks, is it OK to have a picture with my big toe sticking out a hole in the end?

Asking for a friend ...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I assumed you'd already know this answer "

Being fully aware and all that jazz

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

Some might say the same about tits...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

OP.. you've been offered some decent advice (putting the glitter to one side).

Has any of it made sense?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I assumed you'd already know this answer

Being fully aware and all that jazz "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"With reference to socks, is it OK to have a picture with my big toe sticking out a hole in the end?

Asking for a friend ..."

Hard No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits..."

Way ahead of you there, I’ve already found some glitter

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.

What am I suppose to write an essay about me ? "

Personally, I find that a good body isn't enough on a profile to grab my interest.

Your bio would make me say thanks but no thanks. However, if you don't have anything more to say, leave it how it is. There's no point pretending to be someone you're not.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Gary?"

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.

Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it."

WARNING!

Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!

This is not a drill......!

Winston

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.

Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.

WARNING!

Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!

This is not a drill......!

Winston "

that would be drilling it on his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Title of this forum theme sounds a bit caveman like....maybe the other header title ...clubs...is the selection of caveman clubs for catching your woman with ... "

I thought i was the only one to think this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you just have to put the effort in

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It's not you just have to put the effort in "

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.

Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.

WARNING!

Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!

This is not a drill......!

Winston that would be drilling it on his cock "

I suspect a lack of drilling is at the heart of the OP's question.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in. "

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it.

Why don’t you inbox me and find out and see it but nah honestly what does this glitter joke about I’m still confused

It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis."

And the environmentally friendly stuff too, biodegradable glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls? "

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.

But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.

Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.

WARNING!

Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!

This is not a drill......!

Winston that would be drilling it on his cock

I suspect a lack of drilling is at the heart of the OP's question.

Winston "

true lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive

Add in those socks..

Well I mean

What’s wrong with the socks "

It's the most unsexiest look ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With reference to socks, is it OK to have a picture with my big toe sticking out a hole in the end?

Asking for a friend ..."

So soon after Christmas… did you not get the underwear and socks gift set??

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

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By *hat Guy with the RopesMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter!

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls? "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Possibly because you call them females."

Friday Night Dinner

RIP

OP you need to nuke all the competition- then you’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do?? "

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls? "

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the inflated egos OP innit

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?"

Oooohh. Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids"

Amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive

Add in those socks..

Well I mean

What’s wrong with the socks

It's the most unsexiest look ever... "

Do you have a foot fetish?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?"

Hot glue gun would work a treat

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?

Hot glue gun would work a treat"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?"

A high end makeup brand did a sparkly sequin lipstick kit - lipstick then add the sequins with special glue. I don't see why you couldn't use it on cock

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?

A high end makeup brand did a sparkly sequin lipstick kit - lipstick then add the sequins with special glue. I don't see why you couldn't use it on cock"

You could apply it to the cock directly from the lips then, surely.......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits..."

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Keep replies to the forum OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits...

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits. "

Edible with icing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits...

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.

Edible with icing? "

I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x

I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.

Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. "

I wouldn’t mind. Doing it if your up to see it

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Anyone see anything wrong with my profile, as trying to get interactions.

TIA

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??

They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?

A high end makeup brand did a sparkly sequin lipstick kit - lipstick then add the sequins with special glue. I don't see why you couldn't use it on cock

You could apply it to the cock directly from the lips then, surely.......

A"

That sounds uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids"

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits...

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.

Edible with icing?

I mean they do look absolutely delicious hehehe;)

I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits...

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.

Edible with icing?

I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that. "

Waste, not want not. I won’t bite if you don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???"

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…"

PMSL...you just got told

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…"

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day they will all realise that they want to meet me

I will be dead by then though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing "

Do it!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing "

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"

Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here

. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

Same could be said of your breasts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"

I'm off to bejazzle my todger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"

will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits...

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.

Edible with icing?

I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that.

Waste, not want not. I won’t bite if you don’t "

Hmm, I can't promise I won't bite. I'll be gentle though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off "

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings

Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!"

Ass bling.... That takes some beating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it."

I’ll send to you privately just for you x hahaha and in fact It would even better if you saw face to face

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

OMG i love the responses,

I was diving on my soap ox before reading some haha love it, glitter...socks on....I love it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"

A grannie saying tings is just not right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings

Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!

Ass bling.... That takes some beating"

Btw I love your sarcasm on your profile . Took a few nots from you ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it."

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles"

Will hershey chocolate sauce do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings

Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!

Ass bling.... That takes some beating"

Nooooo, it's your ass that will take a beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?

Some might say the same about tits...

I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.

Edible with icing?

I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that.

Waste, not want not. I won’t bite if you don’t

Hmm, I can't promise I won't bite. I'll be gentle though. "

Behave yourself. My balls won’t gush chocolate like this M&S TV ads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles"

I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings

Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!

Ass bling.... That takes some beating

Nooooo, it's your ass that will take a beating "

Bruce do you have a cat?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!"

If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "

Won’t that chafe a bit?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sounds a bit like Terry Scott playing Tarzan in the Carry On films. WO-MAN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!

If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl) "

I think I’ll need a hand tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls "

My girls........?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You n a serious note of any female wants to meet or talk jump in my inboxes I don’t bite lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?"

Yes Carl girls ?????

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!

If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)

I think I’ll need a hand tbh "

I'm just heading over to the Luxington Suite now to give SnakesNest a hand. I'll swing by the glitter aisle at The Range to re-up then I'll be on my way to you

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?"

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!

If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl) "

I would absolutely love you to help me out… and we could show off the end product on fabs. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!

If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)

I think I’ll need a hand tbh

I'm just heading over to the Luxington Suite now to give SnakesNest a hand. I'll swing by the glitter aisle at The Range to re-up then I'll be on my way to you"

what time u think I want you to put the glitter on for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!

If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)

I would absolutely love you to help me out… and we could show off the end product on fabs. X"

I say we tag team on this one and maybe let her give it to both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey "

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey "

I need a break the guys HUNG. I can barely move.

Size queens, Carl's ya man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Carl just commented on being a size king and I mentioned size queens.

We spend too much time together Carl

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!"

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too! "

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

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By *ppaulMan
over a year ago

ealing

Loool

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!"

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!"

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

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By *westUKguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "
...wow roll you in edible glitter mmmm mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!"

I'm a short arse, call me Tripod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!"

I was referring to horses hand size........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities "

Bruce do you own a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

Bruce do you own a cat?"

Why do you keep asking this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

Bruce do you own a cat?

Why do you keep asking this?! "

I needs to know Bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

Bruce do you own a cat?

Why do you keep asking this?!

I needs to know Bro"

My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities "

I'm feeling full of the milk of human kindness so will offer to kiss it better for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

Bruce do you own a cat?

Why do you keep asking this?!

I needs to know Bro

My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?"

Definitely a ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

I'm feeling full of the milk of human kindness so will offer to kiss it better for you"

You sure that's unrelated to how hot you've got thinking about rimming me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

Bruce do you own a cat?

Why do you keep asking this?!

I needs to know Bro

My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?

Definitely a ferret"

Cmon red don't call my penis that it's not that bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not you just have to put the effort in

And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.

If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?

I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids

Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???

Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…

I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing

Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off

Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.

I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls

My girls........?

I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey

To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!

Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!

What 13 “

Lordy you do like tings!

13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!

Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities

Bruce do you own a cat?

Why do you keep asking this?!

I needs to know Bro

My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?

Definitely a ferret

Cmon red don't call my penis that it's not that bad!"

You are a cat man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not. You need to private the dick pictures and have only public body shots without going below the waist. Maybe one dick picture at the end, but try to make it look good with a decent angle and filter.

Then you need to make sure you're messaging women with respect and attaching pictures of your face. Don't get immediately sexual. Talk about their profile.

Also women aren't impressed with a large dick in their face without warning. They have made that abundantly clear.

And lastly, if she reads and doesn't reply, DO NOT MESSAGE AGAIN.

Move on and try somebody new.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"It's not. You need to private the dick pictures and have only public body shots without going below the waist. Maybe one dick picture at the end, but try to make it look good with a decent angle and filter.

Then you need to make sure you're messaging women with respect and attaching pictures of your face. Don't get immediately sexual. Talk about their profile.

Also women aren't impressed with a large dick in their face without warning. They have made that abundantly clear.

And lastly, if she reads and doesn't reply, DO NOT MESSAGE AGAIN.

Move on and try somebody new."

This!!!

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