FabSwingers.com forum: Your clique membership card

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Let's design it.

Laminated and wipe clean goes without saying.

But what picture will it have on it? What membership info?

Inspire me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I already have one

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A pineapple surely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that says "this card officially confirms I am not part of any clique"

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

The friends box

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

If I guess the password do I get to tickle your fancy (aka your anus)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just a big sshhhhhhh!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A pineapple surely..."

On a field of pampas grass

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m available for commissions if you want it beautifully designed. Very unreasonable rates.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Will it be key fob sized? Easier to spot when it's in the bowl....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Whilst the aesthetics of the card are important, I am more interested in the criteria for membership.

Is it invitation only?

Referral?

Likability?

Fuckability?

Cronyism?

Favouritism?

Shagability?

...plus other abilities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh now I want to make one.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

If I guess the password do I get to tickle your fancy (aka your anus)?

You’ll need to know the secret knock to gain access to that

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

If you have to ask, you haven’t been invited. I’m surprised Nero. (Or is that you bluffing, to throw us off the scent?)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A secret x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have a backhanded quote about a Fab member not in the clique

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ooh now I want to make a Fab baby.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Flamingos swirling an island of Pampas grass with an upsidedown pineapple in the middle. Plus a big no entry sign over it

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

It’ll have to be loud, blatantly obvious, but you’ll always have to deny you’re a member.

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Pineapple and handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have a backhanded quote about a Fab member not in the clique"

'He was much sexier as FoolHardly'

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

"Fidelio."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/23 19:02:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't need a card as I'm not in a clique

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

"Fidelio."

I can’t remember my name, how am I going to remember a password that changes every month, can the passwords be written on the back of the card , all 12 needed for the year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

Nice work...wait until they find out it's actually a PIN code !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose sex toy, with a tongue sticking out

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

"Fidelio."

I can’t remember my name, how am I going to remember a password that changes every month, can the passwords be written on the back of the card , all 12 needed for the year?"

If you want in then you’ll find a way to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one"

You’re getting Rex’s hole?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I thought the password was “look into my eye”… Rex told me it was

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one"

From my private gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one

You’re getting Rex’s hole?

I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Or Rex’s penis eye

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one

You’re getting Rex’s hole?

I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in"

I would pay good money to watch this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These sound cute but the REAL clique would go big or go home! Engraved platinum butt plugs that vibrate any time a poor naive newbie asks a question on the forum

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

"Fidelio."

I can’t remember my name, how am I going to remember a password that changes every month, can the passwords be written on the back of the card , all 12 needed for the year?

If you want in then you’ll find a way to remember

Remember what?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month

If I guess the password do I get to tickle your fancy (aka your anus)?

You’ll need to know the secret knock to gain access to that

I'll happily knock on your love door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one

You’re getting Rex’s hole?

I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in

I would pay good money to watch this"

Even if your hands were tied behind your back and you couldn't do anything but watch?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Rex’s penis eye "

That's what I meant!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"These sound cute but the REAL clique would go big or go home! Engraved platinum butt plugs that vibrate any time a poor naive newbie asks a question on the forum "

Exactly. A platinum buttplug to match your platinum membership card.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!"

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Or Rex’s penis eye "

I’ll give you peepee eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole"

I mean that can be the back of the card.

We all know Rex is the clique anyway.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

I mean that can be the back of the card.

We all know Rex is the clique anyway."

I’m not the clique, the clique just is

I did attend the last clique meeting though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have a backhanded quote about a Fab member not in the clique

'He was much sexier as FoolHardly'

I'm thinking I was too

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

I mean that can be the back of the card.

We all know Rex is the clique anyway.

I’m not the clique, the clique just is

I did attend the last clique meeting though

Rex we all know you’re the “ring” leader.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole"

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

I mean that can be the back of the card.

We all know Rex is the clique anyway.

I’m not the clique, the clique just is

I did attend the last clique meeting though

Rex we all know you’re the “ring” leader.

Sshhhhh

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me "

You’d only be met with an American Physco kinda envy from the stranger

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me "

If they give you a little wink and wiggle their bum like they're shaking their platinum butt plug, I reckon you're in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me "

Is there an age restriction in this clique? Will OAPs have to show their bus passes to get the fab card? Will there be senior citizens concessions?

The design of the card needs to depict a bunch of car keys surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Look, if you want to see mine, you only had to ask.

(Yes, that's what I say to all the girls.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me

If they give you a little wink and wiggle their bum like they're shaking their platinum butt plug, I reckon you're in there

I'm *always* in there. Remember my face?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Must have a backhanded quote about a Fab member not in the clique

'He was much sexier as FoolHardly'

I'm thinking I was too

Nope. Still as sexy as ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes"

Dear God think of the children...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I heard you've got to swipe it down Rex's bum crack to get in.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Look, if you want to see mine, you only had to ask.

(Yes, that's what I say to all the girls.)"

I bet you do

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes

Dear God think of the children..."

They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes

Dear God think of the children...

They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older "

They'd be like the final boss to these forums

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one

You’re getting Rex’s hole?

I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in

I would pay good money to watch this

Even if your hands were tied behind your back and you couldn't do anything but watch?!"

If I can have gin and a straw. Yep.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Look, if you want to see mine, you only had to ask.

(Yes, that's what I say to all the girls.)

I bet you do

You don't even have to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard you've got to swipe it down Rex's bum crack to get in. "

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Or Rex’s penis eye

That's what I meant!

Oh I thought you meant his bum hole

One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest

Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me

If they give you a little wink and wiggle their bum like they're shaking their platinum butt plug, I reckon you're in there

I'm *always* in there. Remember my face?

It's unforgettable dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes

Dear God think of the children...

They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older

They'd be like the final boss to these forums "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes

Dear God think of the children...

They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older

They'd be like the final boss to these forums

As long as you're still a swinger in that dark world because you are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh now I want to make one.

And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.

You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes

Dear God think of the children...

They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older

They'd be like the final boss to these forums

As long as you're still a swinger in that dark world because you are lovely

Bruce do have a cat?

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

For security purposes you need a retina scanner, but instead of eyes, it scans nipples.

Call it... "securititty"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"For security purposes you need a retina scanner, but instead of eyes, it scans nipples.

Call it... "securititty""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For security purposes you need a retina scanner, but instead of eyes, it scans nipples.

Call it... "securititty""

What if the person has three nipples?

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"For security purposes you need a retina scanner, but instead of eyes, it scans nipples.

Call it... "securititty""
plus photographic evidence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be a top trumps card, back in the day,you used to have to swipe in but its now sub-dermal, see the rimming thread!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It used to be a top trumps card, back in the day,you used to have to swipe in but its now sub-dermal, see the rimming thread!

Oooh, a top trumps card. That's an idea for a whole new thread

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