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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so who the fook am I married to then?

There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair

I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"so who the fook am I married to then?

There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair

I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy "

lmfao

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Ladies dnt fart they botty burp lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We let little puffs of rose scented air

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If she keeps this up the hole in the ozone layer will be as big as her fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha it's like that in my house right now. Hubby and I are trying to out fart one another lol.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

It was the dog !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jack, Jack , Jack ..... when you sober up and she reads this you are ........ well ..... not to put too fine a point on it........... DEAD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who the fook am I married to then?

There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair

I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy "

Too many sprouts huh? Siren's the same when she eats them too, smelly cow. You'd think someone would teach them at that place where all females seem to go to learn shit we never hear about that if you want your man to shag you stay away from certain foods, like sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We let little puffs of rose scented air"

See that pig flying by just then?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I never claimed to be a lady!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fookin' Krackatoa just blew again, I'm fookin' off out with the dog, and I've just chucked a new roll of fookin' Andrex at 'er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who the fook am I married to then?

There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair

I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy "

Too much info. U made ur bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fookin' Krackatoa just blew again, I'm fookin' off out with the dog, and I've just chucked a new roll of fookin' Andrex at 'er "

Wouldn't a cork have a more desirable result?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol "

Hey mate, that just means you've bonded

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol

Hey mate, that just means you've bonded"

I'm just jealous she can get more rounds per minute than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol "

If my missus did that to me I hope she'll find it as equally funny when I cum in her hair while she's asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are worse than men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too right theres been times i(mr dlt) nearly ended up like douglas bader lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

called love puffs... and if they smell like a rat has crawled up your arse n died those deserve a high 5 for being so rancid lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Jack's comments about the long suffering Kate, they always make me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart and so I've been informed, they don't sweat either.

If they fart, they say it wasn't them.

They don't swear or perspire either, they 'glow'

So there was nobody farting and 'glowing' like a pig in bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The latest weather forecast has just announced that in the south it is windy but dry which is somewhat reassuring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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They don't swear or perspire either, they 'glow'

So there was nobody farting and 'glowing' like a pig in bed this morning "

I'd get a geiger counter if I were you

Wolf

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I know somebody who up to the age of 13 did not know women farted. His mum always told him women and girls do not fart. Then one morning during breakfast he mum accidentally let one slip. For about 2 days all he could think was "wow women fart".

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