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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Hey its the absurd ones that come true but have you got the stamina for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good company there. I approve

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Anyone on my hotlist

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking

Are they Scottish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

Photos or it didn’t happen.

*please take photos

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking

Are they Scottish?

Can't be, they'd walk 500 more if they were

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’d be happy with some of this cake that’s been talked about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good company there. I approve

….*sighs. …but alas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking

Are they Scottish?

Can't be, they'd walk 500 more if they were"

Does that mean they saw her and just turned around and headed home?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

Photos or it didn’t happen.

*please take photos

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

Photos or it didn’t happen.

*please take photos

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos

Can I join in please, I take a good photo

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking

Are they Scottish?

Can't be, they'd walk 500 more if they were

Does that mean they saw her and just turned around and headed home?

Not if there was a blowjob on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners.

Haha. Or vape flavours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners.

Haha. Or vape flavours?

They're all smoking for sure !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three ladies on my hotlist, all local to me, one I know outsidenof Fab (but we've never had fun), the other two know each other but don't know me or the woman I know (least don't think they do).

What an MFFF that would be, I'd die happy.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It would have to be my fab crush and a bisexual woman for my first ever mff. Massive cliche, I know, but if you don’t have a dream then how…..

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

Photos or it didn’t happen.

*please take photos

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos

Can I join in please, I take a good photo

xx "

You can join in but I'll be filming you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

Photos or it didn’t happen.

*please take photos

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos

Can I join in please, I take a good photo

You can join in but I'll be filming you

Is this for disk 2. Extra content?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking

Are they Scottish?

Nope. Technically, he'd have to walk and swim 500 miles.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Thinking seriously now I'd like a 3some with my long term buddy and a sexy woman, or man.

Not sure who though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Give me a toot or a parp parp

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

I'll wear a dress if you pick me up en route

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

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you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.

Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.

Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023

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and also not reading threads before posting.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

Of course

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.

Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023

and also not reading threads before posting.

I didn’t want to say anything…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.

Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023

and also not reading threads before posting.

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is impossible! Unlikely but not impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Misty since you have to basically pass me

Pick me up I’ll be camper van chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q."
^^ nailed it.

(As in I agree, not me boasting. Although, as I dream it... It's only a matter of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.^^ nailed it.

(As in I agree, not me boasting. Although, as I dream it... It's only a matter of time!

You know the drill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q."

Do it yourself

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made all our absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenarios a reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?

LvM"

Deal.

But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?

LvM

Deal.

But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first.

Seems fair, you're only next door I suppose. Just try to keep the noise down while I catch up on my anime, yeah?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I get offered a meet on here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?

LvM

Deal.

But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first.

Seems fair, you're only next door I suppose. Just try to keep the noise down while I catch up on my anime, yeah?

LvM"

I'm sure I can keep you entertained while they're busy painting eachothers nails

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry.

Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.

*name are allowed unless #theyknow.

They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this

Photos or it didn’t happen.

*please take photos

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos

Can I join in please, I take a good photo

You can join in but I'll be filming you

Is this for disk 2. Extra content? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q."

And I’ve got my own tool!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.

And I’ve got my own tool!!!

It’s a can of squirty cream though?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?

LvM

Deal.

But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first.

Seems fair, you're only next door I suppose. Just try to keep the noise down while I catch up on my anime, yeah?

LvM

I'm sure I can keep you entertained while they're busy painting eachothers nails

Alright but I've been meaning to catch up on Attack on Titan for ages so try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... actually I'll just whack the subtitles on, go nuts

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.

And I’ve got my own tool!!!

It’s a can of squirty cream though?

It’s a tool

*changed photo.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.

And I’ve got my own tool!!!

It’s a can of squirty cream though?

It’s a tool

*changed photo. "

Ah I see you have. Nice tool

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please..."

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I know what the ladies like

LvM

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

would be a very nice dream,,

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.

And I’ve got my own tool!!!

It’s a can of squirty cream though?

It’s a tool

*changed photo.

Ah I see you have. Nice tool

That’s what she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spontaneous message from a FF profile asking to meet for a MFF threesome, it’s so impossible that even fake profiles and scammers don’t try that…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me "

Why do you always create the best/worst images?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought someone was out of my reach. Then thought fuck it an 800 mile round trip was well worth it!

And I wasn’t wrong! The UK isn’t that big of a place, you never know!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

Why do you always create the best/worst images?

It's a true talent, some would say a magical gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jasmine Principessa Red and Mrs Shiv lined up booty's out and me dipping between them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

Of course

Me too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jasmine Principessa Red and Mrs Shiv lined up booty's out and me dipping between them all

Double dipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought someone was out of my reach. Then thought fuck it an 800 mile round trip was well worth it!

And I wasn’t wrong! The UK isn’t that big of a place, you never know! "

And there’s always meeting half way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

Of course

Me too please

I'm in the camper too...I'm the one in the dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought someone was out of my reach. Then thought fuck it an 800 mile round trip was well worth it!

And I wasn’t wrong! The UK isn’t that big of a place, you never know!

And there’s always meeting half way too

That's my plan for you in 2023

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

Of course

Me too please

Mel. … hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jasmine Principessa Red and Mrs Shiv lined up booty's out and me dipping between them all

Double dipping

Quadruple dipping! Let's not pretend you wouldn't all be hard at each other between it all anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

You told me I was your favourite though, that still the case?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

Yes. Yes we should

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

I think we should definitely have a Fab party. It would be awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

Of course

Me too please

Mel. … hello

Hello woody

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Hey i have a mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live so far away from everyone

if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I live so far away from everyone

if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!"

I already have plans for my helicopter to collect you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way

Can I hitch a ride beautiful?

Of course

Me too please

Mel. … hello

Hello woody

Oh goodness. This fantasy is getting out of hand.

I might have to try to arranged this for all the sexy women in here.

So an invite will be going out to 16 people. With those odds At least one of us will turn up. ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live so far away from everyone

if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!

I already have plans for my helicopter to collect you "

Ah shit yeah I forgot, I’ll have the landing strip ready for you coming

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I live so far away from everyone

if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!

I already have plans for my helicopter to collect you

Ah shit yeah I forgot, I’ll have the landing strip ready for you coming

Just stick your bum out the window with some fairy lights dangled over it

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me "

Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

Of course

. The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me "

I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?

You ladies really need to get back to having cock inside you rather than all this damn platting

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Imagine, just imagine redfordanger, lemon, jasmine and _ornycouga all in the same room, wearing different shades of lingerie. I’d settle for taking a seat in the corner and just watching. One can only dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

Of course

. The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens

The night bus?? *one for the potterheads

I’d like someone to sit on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

Of course

. The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens

The night bus?? *one for the potterheads

I’d like someone to sit on me.

I meant next to me. Honest. ….Next to me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One or two ladies in the Lounge I'd like to know better.

All out of my league though.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

I'm seconding this - if I can be on the guest list please. This is exactly what is needed in January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

Of course

. The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens

The night bus?? *one for the potterheads

I’d like someone to sit on me.

I'd love to ride in the knight bus. And an added bonus is it would stretch out my mouth and your penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

Of course

. The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens

The night bus?? *one for the potterheads

I’d like someone to sit on me.

I'd love to ride in the knight bus. And an added bonus is it would stretch out my mouth and your penis. "

Conductor???? I’d like a return ticket please!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?

You ladies really need to get back to having cock inside you rather than all this damn platting"

If only there was someone manly enough around to make it happen

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over a year ago

"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

I'm seconding this - if I can be on the guest list please. YOU ARE exactly what is needed in January "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this

So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….

Misty’s BangBus

Double decker?

Of course

. The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens

The night bus?? *one for the potterheads

I’d like someone to sit on me.

I'd love to ride in the knight bus. And an added bonus is it would stretch out my mouth and your penis.

Conductor???? I’d like a return ticket please!!

Ding ding long dong.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise. "

You get better every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to find an Airbnb, Woody

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over a year ago

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise.

You get better every day

I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?

You can the balls and Lemon can do the bum

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise.

You get better every day

I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky.

You're definitely a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need to find an Airbnb, Woody

Yes. Yes WE do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky.

*puts down mug of hot chocolate

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky.

*puts down mug of hot chocolate

Don't pretend that you aren't dripping like a thawing tree

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?

You can the balls and Lemon can do the bum "

Sounds like fun. We can compete on who can find the most pieces of forgotten toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind driving! I do love a road trip

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please...

Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today

I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me

I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?

You can the balls and Lemon can do the bum

Sounds like fun. We can compete on who can find the most pieces of forgotten toilet paper

The winner can lick the wax from my ears

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything is possible with lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything is possible with lube

That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Anything is possible with lube

That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car

You can get 4 in the boot if they're bendy

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Anything is possible with lube

That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car

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i can fit about 25 in mine lol no seat belts though

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey?

Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party

I'm seconding this - if I can be on the guest list please. This is exactly what is needed in January "

Totally thirding this!! Requesting an invite to the party please - many of my favourites all in one place, mmmm what a weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything is possible with lube

That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car

You can get 4 in the boot if they're bendy "

I hope they would be bendy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything is possible with lube

That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car

i can fit about 25 in mine lol no seat belts though

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and a nutribullet

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