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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow. "They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this | |||
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"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking "Are they Scottish?  | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
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They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this "Photos or it didn’t happen. *please take photos  | |||
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Are they Scottish? "Can't be, they'd walk 500 more if they were | |||
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"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking
Are they Scottish?
Can't be, they'd walk 500 more if they were"Does that mean they saw her and just turned around and headed home? | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
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They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this
Photos or it didn’t happen.
*please take photos "I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow.
They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this
Photos or it didn’t happen.
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I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos "Can I join in please, I take a good photo xx | |||
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"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking
Are they Scottish?
Can't be, they'd walk 500 more if they were
Does that mean they saw her and just turned around and headed home? "Not if there was a blowjob on offer | |||
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"'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners. " | |||
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"'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners. "Haha. Or vape flavours? | |||
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"'Midnight, Red, Misty and Lemon' does actually sound like a range of air fresheners.
Haha. Or vape flavours? "They're all smoking for sure ! | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow.
They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this
Photos or it didn’t happen.
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I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos
Can I join in please, I take a good photo xx "You can join in but I'll be filming you | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow.
They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this
Photos or it didn’t happen.
*please take photos
I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos
Can I join in please, I take a good photo xx
You can join in but I'll be filming you "Is this for disk 2. Extra content? | |||
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"He would walk 500 miles for a heavenly cock sucking
Are they Scottish? "Nope. Technically, he'd have to walk and swim 500 miles. | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow. "you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you. 
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow. you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.
Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023 "and also not reading threads before posting. | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow. you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.
Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023 and also not reading threads before posting. "I didn’t want to say anything….. | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow. you need a camper van. Then the room moves with you.
Hovis: making fantasies come real since 2023 and also not reading threads before posting. "Haha. | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q." ^^ nailed it. (As in I agree, not me boasting. Although, as I dream it... It's only a matter of time! ) | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q.^^ nailed it. (As in I agree, not me boasting. Although, as I dream it... It's only a matter of time! )"You know the drill. | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q." Do it yourself | |||
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"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?
LvM"Deal. But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first. | |||
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"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?
LvM
Deal.
But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first. "Seems fair, you're only next door I suppose. Just try to keep the noise down while I catch up on my anime, yeah?
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"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?
LvM
Deal.
But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first.
Seems fair, you're only next door I suppose. Just try to keep the noise down while I catch up on my anime, yeah?
LvM"I'm sure I can keep you entertained while they're busy painting eachothers nails | |||
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"So I’ve conceded that I could never arrange to meet up with Midnight, Red, Misty, Lemon and Flamingo in the same room. Geographically we all live too far away. So I’m sorry. Post below an absolute absurd Fantasy Fab Scenario you know could never play out for real.
*name are allowed unless #theyknow.
They all said would come to me together, I'll live your fantasy for you Woody, I got this
Photos or it didn’t happen.
*please take photos
I wouldn't miss the opportunity to film and take photos
Can I join in please, I take a good photo xx
You can join in but I'll be filming you
Is this for disk 2. Extra content? " | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q." And I’ve got my own tool!!! | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q. And I’ve got my own tool!!! "It’s a can of squirty cream though? | |||
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"Our absurd fantasy would be for all our friends, hotlistees, and us to move to the same place surely by accident and enjoy all the frolicking fuckery we could want. How's that?
LvM
Deal.
But only if I can steal K to myself for 24 hours first.
Seems fair, you're only next door I suppose. Just try to keep the noise down while I catch up on my anime, yeah?
LvM
I'm sure I can keep you entertained while they're busy painting eachothers nails "Alright but I've been meaning to catch up on Attack on Titan for ages so try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... actually I'll just whack the subtitles on, go nuts
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q. And I’ve got my own tool!!!
It’s a can of squirty cream though? "It’s a tool *changed photo. | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q. And I’ve got my own tool!!!
It’s a can of squirty cream though?
It’s a tool *changed photo. "Ah I see you have. Nice tool | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please..." Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today "I know what the ladies like
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today "I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me | |||
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"If you dream it, you can do it. B&Q it. Let's all meet for a drilling at B&Q. And I’ve got my own tool!!!
It’s a can of squirty cream though?
It’s a tool *changed photo.
Ah I see you have. Nice tool "That’s what she said. | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me "Why do you always create the best/worst images? | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
Why do you always create the best/worst images? "It's a true talent, some would say a magical gift | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
Can I hitch a ride beautiful?
Of course "Me too please | |||
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"Jasmine Principessa Red and Mrs Shiv lined up booty's out and me dipping between them all "Double dipping  | |||
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"I thought someone was out of my reach. Then thought fuck it an 800 mile round trip was well worth it! And I wasn’t wrong! The UK isn’t that big of a place, you never know! " And there’s always meeting half way too | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
Can I hitch a ride beautiful?
Of course
Me too please "I'm in the camper too...I'm the one in the dress | |||
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"I thought someone was out of my reach. Then thought fuck it an 800 mile round trip was well worth it! And I wasn’t wrong! The UK isn’t that big of a place, you never know! And there’s always meeting half way too "That's my plan for you in 2023 | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
Can I hitch a ride beautiful?
Of course
Me too please "Mel. … hello | |||
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"Jasmine Principessa Red and Mrs Shiv lined up booty's out and me dipping between them all
Double dipping "Quadruple dipping! Let's not pretend you wouldn't all be hard at each other between it all anyway! | |||
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"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey? Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party "You told me I was your favourite though, that still the case? | |||
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"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey? Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party "Yes. Yes we should | |||
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"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey? Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party "I think we should definitely have a Fab party. It would be awesome | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
Can I hitch a ride beautiful?
Of course
Me too please
Mel. … hello "Hello woody | |||
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if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it! | |||
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"I live so far away from everyone if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!"I already have plans for my helicopter to collect you | |||
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"I’m buying a camper van - I’ll pick the other ladies on the way
Can I hitch a ride beautiful?
Of course
Me too please
Mel. … hello
Hello woody "Oh goodness. This fantasy is getting out of hand. I might have to try to arranged this for all the sexy women in here. So an invite will be going out to 16 people. With those odds At least one of us will turn up. ME | |||
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"I live so far away from everyone if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!
I already have plans for my helicopter to collect you "Ah shit yeah I forgot, I’ll have the landing strip ready for you coming | |||
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"I live so far away from everyone if someone could pick me up so I can join I’d appreciate it!
I already have plans for my helicopter to collect you
Ah shit yeah I forgot, I’ll have the landing strip ready for you coming "Just stick your bum out the window with some fairy lights dangled over it | |||
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So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
"Double decker? | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me "Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise. | |||
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
Double decker? "Of course . The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me "I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there? | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there? "You ladies really need to get back to having cock inside you rather than all this damn platting | |||
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
Double decker?
Of course . The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens "The night bus?? *one for the potterheads
I’d like someone to sit on me. | |||
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
Double decker?
Of course . The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens
The night bus?? *one for the potterheads
I’d like someone to sit on me. "I meant next to me. Honest. ….Next to me!!! | |||
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"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey? Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party "I'm seconding this - if I can be on the guest list please. This is exactly what is needed in January | |||
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
Double decker?
Of course . The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens
The night bus?? *one for the potterheads
I’d like someone to sit on me. "I'd love to ride in the knight bus. And an added bonus is it would stretch out my mouth and your penis. | |||
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
Double decker?
Of course . The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens
The night bus?? *one for the potterheads
I’d like someone to sit on me.
I'd love to ride in the knight bus. And an added bonus is it would stretch out my mouth and your penis. "Conductor???? I’d like a return ticket please!! | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?
You ladies really need to get back to having cock inside you rather than all this damn platting"If only there was someone manly enough around to make it happen | |||
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"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey? Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party
I'm seconding this - if I can be on the guest list please. YOU ARE exactly what is needed in January "FIFY | |||
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"I don’t think a camper van is going to cut this
So 2023… the fab-tasting dream…. I shall be in the garage for a while in my flashdance-esque welders gear….. the final preparations underway for….
Misty’s BangBus
Double decker?
Of course . The top deck will be modified. That’s where the magic happens
The night bus?? *one for the potterheads
I’d like someone to sit on me.
I'd love to ride in the knight bus. And an added bonus is it would stretch out my mouth and your penis.
Conductor???? I’d like a return ticket please!! "Ding ding long dong. | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise. "You get better every day | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise.
You get better every day "I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky.  | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there? "You can the balls and Lemon can do the bum | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
Don't ask the hairdresser. Anal plaits are my area of expertise.
You get better every day
I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky. "You're definitely a keeper | |||
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" I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky. "*puts down mug of hot chocolate  | |||
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" I'll even remove the matted knots caused by your chronic diarrhoea and massage in some leave in coconut conditioner to leave the hair soft and silky.
*puts down mug of hot chocolate "Don't pretend that you aren't dripping like a thawing tree | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?
You can the balls and Lemon can do the bum "Sounds like fun. We can compete on who can find the most pieces of forgotten toilet paper | |||
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"try to keep the noise down while you're slobbing on my knob please... Ooooooft. That's the sexiest thing I'll read on fab today
I haven't trimmed my butt hair for over a year, I was thinking about asking a hairdresser to plait it for me
I'm good at plaits. Need your ball hair combing while I'm down there?
You can the balls and Lemon can do the bum
Sounds like fun. We can compete on who can find the most pieces of forgotten toilet paper "The winner can lick the wax from my ears | |||
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"Anything is possible with lube "That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car | |||
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"Anything is possible with lube
That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car "You can get 4 in the boot if they're bendy | |||
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"Anything is possible with lube
That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car "i can fit about 25 in mine lol no seat belts though | |||
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"I love a road trip. Who’s making the playlist for the journey? Back to your initial post, Woody… I couldn’t choose anymore. I love far too many of you, your brains AND your bodies. Which is why we should definitely have a great big party
I'm seconding this - if I can be on the guest list please. This is exactly what is needed in January "Totally thirding this!! Requesting an invite to the party please - many of my favourites all in one place, mmmm what a weekend! | |||
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"Anything is possible with lube
That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car
You can get 4 in the boot if they're bendy "I hope they would be bendy. | |||
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"Anything is possible with lube
That’s one way I can fit 6 women into my car i can fit about 25 in mine lol no seat belts though "and a nutribullet | |||
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