FabSwingers.com forum: Easter Egg Madness

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Every new year the papers go mad with reports of Easter eggs being on sale four months early. Tom has a question. Are they eight months too late ?

What's going on here guys.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Bring ‘em on - not had enough chocolate in the last month

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I popped into Tesco yesterday Tom.

Eggs everywhere .......... started with the cadbury creme at eye level during chrimbolimbo and now they are stacking high the mahoosive ones .......

Un Fucking Believable ! Not even had Valentines yet ..... or Burns Night ..... blimey

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It gets worse: my local Morrison's has birthday cakes in already when my birthday isn't until late May.

The world is going crazy.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Tescos had easter eggs on the shelf yesterday when i went in, its ridiculous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It gets worse: my local Morrison's has birthday cakes in already when my birthday isn't until late May.

The world is going crazy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy

Tom.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't know but I got myself a multipack of cream eggs the other day

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Thank you Mr Bloom...

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By *xstevenxxMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Same here in Ireland

Ffs

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Same here in Ireland

Ffs "

Eight months late?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It gets worse: my local Morrison's has birthday cakes in already when my birthday isn't until late May.

The world is going crazy."

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"It gets worse: my local Morrison's has birthday cakes in already when my birthday isn't until late May.

The world is going crazy."

My birthday is towards the end of December. Their birthday cakes will be well stale when I need one!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Already had somee min eggs, fucking hell the bags have got smaller!

I moan about Christmas getting earlier each year, but Cadbury mini eggs can't start aoon enough!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I popped into Tesco yesterday and saw actual Easter Eggs on the top of the shelves.

I'll ask my lot which ones they want and get them in early.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I popped into Tesco yesterday and saw actual Easter Eggs on the top of the shelves.

I'll ask my lot which ones they want and get them in early.

I said that already..... not the bit about asking your lot what they want tho ....

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Tescos had easter eggs on the shelf yesterday when i went in, its ridiculous lol

"
oooo i know

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Got the mini eggs in the Tesco over the road and other Easter chocs, no actual eggs yet. It's crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's Christmas chocolate in Lidl. That's not for another 12 months give or take. Madness.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's Christmas chocolate in Lidl. That's not for another 12 months give or take. Madness.

Does it have a long shelf life?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve worked in food retail for nearly 30 years and we always get crème eggs delivered pre-Christmas because everyone is fed up with Christmas chocolate so they go out straight away. There is a method to the madness I assure you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ffs. Are mini eggs out? That’s my diet down the drain. If it’s not orange matchmakers it’s mini eggs. I’m doomed!! Oh god don’t tell me

Those amazing yellow dairy milk bars with mini eggs in are out too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's Christmas chocolate in Lidl. That's not for another 12 months give or take. Madness.

Does it have a long shelf life?! "
I'm fairly sure most things in Lidl can out survive cockroaches.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ffs. Are mini eggs out? That’s my diet down the drain. If it’s not orange matchmakers it’s mini eggs. I’m doomed!! Oh god don’t tell me

Those amazing yellow dairy milk bars with mini eggs in are out too!

Oh they’re just the best aren’t they! But sorry. They’ll be out very very soon

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's Christmas chocolate in Lidl. That's not for another 12 months give or take. Madness.

Does it have a long shelf life?! I'm fairly sure most things in Lidl can out survive cockroaches. "

They probably sell cockroaches in that jumble sale they do in the middle aisles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in Tesco for years, they come in and sit in the back well before Christmas, then go out on Boxing Day every year.

Why do people act so surprised every year?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

We have had them in sainsburys since at least Saturday I saw them in the choc isle! Couldn't belive it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I worked in Tesco for years, they come in and sit in the back well before Christmas, then go out on Boxing Day every year.

Why do people act so surprised every year?"
I know,just a big money racket if you ask me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No more chocolate. I’m almost the size of an elephant after Xmas

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"Ffs. Are mini eggs out? That’s my diet down the drain. If it’s not orange matchmakers it’s mini eggs. I’m doomed!! Oh god don’t tell me

Those amazing yellow dairy milk bars with mini eggs in are out too!

Already had one of those too, so good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already had somee min eggs, fucking hell the bags have got smaller!

I moan about Christmas getting earlier each year, but Cadbury mini eggs can't start aoon enough!"

The mini eggs were out a few days before Christmas here. The bags are smaller and they didn't taste as good either.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ffs. Are mini eggs out? That’s my diet down the drain. If it’s not orange matchmakers it’s mini eggs. I’m doomed!! Oh god don’t tell me

Those amazing yellow dairy milk bars with mini eggs in are out too!

Already had one of those too, so good! "

Already!

. I need to stay away from the shops! I shop at Tesco and they didn’t do them last year luckily haha. So I had to make a special trip to the co op to get one!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"Ffs. Are mini eggs out? That’s my diet down the drain. If it’s not orange matchmakers it’s mini eggs. I’m doomed!! Oh god don’t tell me

Those amazing yellow dairy milk bars with mini eggs in are out too!

Already had one of those too, so good!

Already!

. I need to stay away from the shops! I shop at Tesco and they didn’t do them last year luckily haha. So I had to make a special trip to the co op to get one!"

They are in my local tesco express and I fear no good can come of this over the next 4 months

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve more of an issue with Christmas starting 4 months early than Easter Eggs being on the shelves

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Ffs. Are mini eggs out? That’s my diet down the drain. If it’s not orange matchmakers it’s mini eggs. I’m doomed!! Oh god don’t tell me

Those amazing yellow dairy milk bars with mini eggs in are out too!

Already had one of those too, so good!

Already!

. I need to stay away from the shops! I shop at Tesco and they didn’t do them last year luckily haha. So I had to make a special trip to the co op to get one!"

Tom would of classed you as a Waitrose girl Nora...

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

How many shopping days until good Friday. I need to know to plan my next trip to Tesco. Lol.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Celebrate his birthday with one hand. Kill him with the other.

The mr

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

One early September day many years ago having delivered a new vehicle to a customer I was hitch hiking back to my base using trade plates, I got a lift in a Cadbury's truck.

I engaged in conversion with the driver by asking if he was topping up the Supermarkets with Christmas goodies, No he said I have a full load of Easter Eggs bound for the distribution centres.

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