FabSwingers.com forum: I GOT AN UNEXPECTED RANDOM WINK FROM A FEMALE

By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I suspect you already have.

Still, at least you felt that first fierce rush.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

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is she local?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold onto something firm and take a deep breath, steady now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I just made it 5 winks OP. Fill yer boots

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Play it cool, Trig, play it cool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Quick,quick put the dick pics on private and send a polite and wholesome hello

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By *wislandMan
over a year ago

Newquay

I'm jealous!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

your a lucky boy..

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone

Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo worth the CAPS

good luck

....and stay cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone

Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP"

That’s how I get random winks!!

Hopefully it’s not this OP!!

You’ve got this bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just made it 5 winks OP. Fill yer boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone

Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP"

Brilliant

can you drop your phone and wink me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Be cool man be cool, sensible message, read the profile! You have it pal, good luck.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

When this happens to me I raise a flag and climb onto my roof naked and do my best Tarzan impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s got more than I ever got lol good night perverts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They happend so infrequently I don't even look...would love a wink or 2

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When this happens to me I raise a flag and climb onto my roof naked and do my best Tarzan impression "

Video evidence please or this didn’t happen

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They happend so infrequently I don't even look...would love a wink or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this happens to me I raise a flag and climb onto my roof naked and do my best Tarzan impression

Video evidence please or this didn’t happen

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Be cool and don't rush replying she'll think your some kind of sexy beast flooded with messages

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When this happens to me I raise a flag and climb onto my roof naked and do my best Tarzan impression

Video evidence please or this didn’t happen

How am I going to bang on my chest if I'm holding my phone filming it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a braille wink ?

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

How do we get such winks.... Teach me your ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Go for it I say

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

It happens. Don’t get too excited as just a wink. Was lucky last year with some who winked me. Talking to one today and promising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They happend so infrequently I don't even look...would love a wink or 2

Ooo thank you my Littlebird

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I just made it 5 winks OP. Fill yer boots

Thanks Birdie. My ego is growing by the minute

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It happens. And they’re kinda like buses.

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone

Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP"

I just dropped my phone looking at your pics...gorgeous...may have winked on the way down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrr... It's not a man is it

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Go for it I say

Went for it. Got a reply. I replied again

I need a conversational flow diagram planned out. Things don't normally get this far!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Quick! show her your penis!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Quick! show her your penis!"

Hahahah!

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"Quick! show her your penis!"

Genius

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I just made it 5 winks OP. Fill yer boots

Thanks Birdie. My ego is growing by the minute

You’re very welcome

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They happend so infrequently I don't even look...would love a wink or 2

Ooo thank you my Littlebird

Welcome lovely

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Go for it I say

Went for it. Got a reply. I replied again

I need a conversational flow diagram planned out. Things don't normally get this far!"

Did you fab her pics - if so, you've satisfied her want

Mrs

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone

Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP

I just dropped my phone looking at your pics...gorgeous...may have winked on the way down"

Bollocks.... Done it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro"

I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro

I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan "

Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Go for it I say

Went for it. Got a reply. I replied again

I need a conversational flow diagram planned out. Things don't normally get this far!"

Just go with the flow and hope for the best

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro

I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan

Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so"

Let's just say I am in slightly better working order than my phone was!

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro

I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan

Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so

Let's just say I am in slightly better working order than my phone was!

Ah sorry about phone. You are certainly in good order from you lovely pictures xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not

Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro

I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan

Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so

Let's just say I am in slightly better working order than my phone was!

Was you dropped too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick, send her a dick pic!

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Update...reply received and then i replied...it's now 12.36 so im not expecting a reply any time soon but maybe tomorrow...there's always tomorrow...

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Woohoo! Received a reply.

Updates end here as the moment has probably passed!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up

Your mother doesn’t count……

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By *ayden_82Man
over a year ago

corby

Time to get a lottery ticket

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Calm down and breathe OP

... her finger probably slipped

Give her a wink back

LvM

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"Calm down and breathe OP

... her finger probably slipped

Give her a wink back

LvM"

Lorenzo? That you?

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I just tend to find I'm blocked by random people so you're definitely doing something right OP

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I just tend to find I'm blocked by random people so you're definitely doing something right OP "

Not blocked but vanished the pic she shared and no reply to a witty message i sent...might have been confused by my joke and took offence somehow.

Anyone want a job proof reading my message drafts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tend to find I'm blocked by random people so you're definitely doing something right OP

Not blocked but vanished the pic she shared and no reply to a witty message i sent...might have been confused by my joke and took offence somehow.

Anyone want a job proof reading my message drafts lol"

it's great when this happens. Fab knows how to get you all excited then let you down quicker than a well bucket!

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone

Now this explains a LOT...

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Run out into the street. Grab the nearest woman and get her to queer eye your profile. Don’t use a gay man. I get so many man winks I know they don’t have the same eye as a woman!!

Then pay her to write your first message.

Then any other messages if you get a reply.

By the time you get to meet you won’t have enough money for the hotel, nor any travel or enough to heat up your home. Only upside it that it’ll be summer by then.

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By *moothCriminal_x OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"Run out into the street. Grab the nearest woman and get her to queer eye your profile. Don’t use a gay man. I get so many man winks I know they don’t have the same eye as a woman!!

Then pay her to write your first message.

Then any other messages if you get a reply.

By the time you get to meet you won’t have enough money for the hotel, nor any travel or enough to heat up your home. Only upside it that it’ll be summer by then."

Always look on the bright side eh

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

That is lucky, it is something that doesnt happen so much.

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