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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey guys and gals. Last year I realized some of my comments and threads upset some of you. And while I may think, lighten the fuck up, I also realized it was creating some real Debbie downers and if there's one thing I like, aside from tits, ass, great waistlines, long fiery hair, and ladies clinging their nails into me as they moan - it's an upside down frown.

So over new years I partied hard, borderline blacked out, but one time on the toilet - you know those d*unk toilet moments where you evaluate everything - I thought, what can I do to make it up to the lovely fab community for my sins.

So I will offer you all a service - free of charge! Send me nudes and I will review them for you to ensure you upload only the best for all the sweet dolls and fine gents to see. No really, it's ok, I know I owe it to you all.

God bless 2023. I'll be better this year to you x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

SGV² x QPB³

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I somehow knew you thought up your threads on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I manage to upset a certain book frequently and get thrown into jeal for weeks on end…. You certainly do not want to see my nude body… so I’ll pass on that one but HNY to you too

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I somehow knew you thought up your threads on the toilet. "

He might at least flush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha good try op

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I hope you get some really dodgy dic picks Brucey. In the nicest of ways obviously

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I thought you were offering to send nudes of us ladies to review

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you were offering to send nudes of us ladies to review"

Do you mean to us ladies there? Haven't you seen enough Cougar?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you get some really dodgy dic picks Brucey. In the nicest of ways obviously "

Bring em on. I'll create a mosaic for my garden study

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you send me a nude without that bloody dressing gown on, and I'll rate you?

It is 2023 after all and I promise to be honest in my ratings!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I hope you get some really dodgy dic picks Brucey. In the nicest of ways obviously

Bring em on. I'll create a mosaic for my garden study"

You can borrow mine if you want? I think I’ve got 10,000 on it. For educational purposes

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"I thought you were offering to send nudes of us ladies to review

Do you mean to us ladies there? Haven't you seen enough Cougar?!"

Brucey how could I possibly ever get enough of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about you send me a nude without that bloody dressing gown on, and I'll rate you?

It is 2023 after all and I promise to be honest in my ratings!

"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you were offering to send nudes of us ladies to review

Do you mean to us ladies there? Haven't you seen enough Cougar?!

Brucey how could I possibly ever get enough of you? "

Well you may get a mouthful of me soon enough so patience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't be shy everyone I'm trying to help you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be shy everyone I'm trying to help you all!"

You sure that’s not just the hangover talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going by the 1st picture and the 3rd picture you sent, I'll rate you at a 7/10.

I think that's fair

Now put your pants back on you'll catch a draft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going by the 1st picture and the 3rd picture you sent, I'll rate you at a 7/10.

I think that's fair

Now put your pants back on you'll catch a draft! "

Next question, do you fuck 7/10s?.

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Sending you a nude picture off me (Mrs) would give you nightmares xx

So I will wish you a Happy New Year instead xx

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I do all my thinking on the toilet, I sometimes think so hard I make it round to the next time I need a wee. And I’m already on the toilet. Win win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going by the 1st picture and the 3rd picture you sent, I'll rate you at a 7/10.

I think that's fair

Now put your pants back on you'll catch a draft!

Next question, do you fuck 7/10s?. "

I said rate not fuck, behave you bad boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do all my thinking on the toilet, I sometimes think so hard I make it round to the next time I need a wee. And I’m already on the toilet. Win win. "

Hot. Do you do that on meets? Cause I'm not sure my erection could cope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going by the 1st picture and the 3rd picture you sent, I'll rate you at a 7/10.

I think that's fair

Now put your pants back on you'll catch a draft!

Next question, do you fuck 7/10s?.

I said rate not fuck, behave you bad boy! "

SIGH Do you get intimately close to people you rate as 7/10s you ass?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going by the 1st picture and the 3rd picture you sent, I'll rate you at a 7/10.

I think that's fair

Now put your pants back on you'll catch a draft!

Next question, do you fuck 7/10s?.

I said rate not fuck, behave you bad boy!

SIGH Do you get intimately close to people you rate as 7/10s you ass?!"

I love it when you get fiesty....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you? "

Yes. If I show certain women on here they'll go crazy horny and I will reap the benefits. Mwahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going by the 1st picture and the 3rd picture you sent, I'll rate you at a 7/10.

I think that's fair

Now put your pants back on you'll catch a draft!

Next question, do you fuck 7/10s?.

I said rate not fuck, behave you bad boy!

SIGH Do you get intimately close to people you rate as 7/10s you ass?!

I love it when you get fiesty...."

Especially after the pics am I right?!

Also sorry I forgot how great your ass was for the butt thread!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you? "

I knew you would be along shortly when he mentioned the toilet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you?

Yes. If I show certain women on here they'll go crazy horny and I will reap the benefits. Mwahaha"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you?

I knew you would be along shortly when he mentioned the toilet "

It just happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you?

Yes. If I show certain women on here they'll go crazy horny and I will reap the benefits. Mwahaha"

So true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just really want to see me bent over with my hairy arse spread don't you?

Yes. If I show certain women on here they'll go crazy horny and I will reap the benefits. Mwahaha

So true "

You're literally one of the people I knew would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump! I only reviewed 3 and my good conscience hasn't felt like I've repaid the forum enough yet...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can't wait for my review, plus my complimentary signed copy of Piscean Dreams naked picture

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That reminds me. I haven’t had my review yet Brucey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That reminds me. I haven’t had my review yet Brucey? "

You got your damn review you needy but very sexy and giving bird!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"That reminds me. I haven’t had my review yet Brucey?

You got your damn review you needy but very sexy and giving bird!"

I know…. I was only joking you gorgeous

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