FabSwingers.com forum: When is cake not cake

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently it doesn't mean what it does on Fab....

I'm confused, because I fancied a lemon drizzle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it spits out spunk instead of flour, its a muffin not a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a nice Muffin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dunno, but if someone offered me cake and whipped out their cock instead I'd be proper peeved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently it doesn't mean what it does on Fab....

I'm confused, because I fancied a lemon drizzle!!!"

You must have a full inbox by now ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno, but if someone offered me cake and whipped out their cock instead I'd be proper peeved."

You and me both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you watched 'is it cake' on Netflix. That's pretty cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question

Discussed in 2022 on forums

Caused arguments aplenty

Is Jaffa cake a biscuit

Or cake

Happy New Year all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently it doesn't mean what it does on Fab....

I'm confused, because I fancied a lemon drizzle!!!

You must have a full inbox by now ?

What have I done now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's steak

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. "

Better get Dr Fox on the case!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. "

Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. "

Shit, in that case I'll have a digestive

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.

Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time"

According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.

Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time

According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month.....

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake means cake... how else would we sort out the red velvet lovers versus chocolate fudge, lemon drizzle and carrot cake (aka THE best) cake

lovers...

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.

The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.

Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.

In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.

Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time

According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month.....

One unlucky user died after being run over by a tram, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's cheesecake

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

jaffa cakes are cakes, as defined in law, tax man etc.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go.......

If you stumble across his Jam series on a platform with subtitles let me know please. I'm half deaf and the sound quality in the places I can find it make it very hard work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm more confused than ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go.......

If you stumble across his Jam series on a platform with subtitles let me know please. I'm half deaf and the sound quality in the places I can find it make it very hard work."

Fuck.

Only available with a 'free trial' to Britbox.

And I don't do free trials.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads "

Finally a voice of common sense

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads "

Some else said cake = arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Finally a voice of common sense

Ha ha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake "

What's carrot cake then l??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

cock in muff i guess..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

A vegetarians fuff

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

When the bowl is empty or any evidence leaving no trace

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

cock in muff i guess..

Oh lordy, I daren't even ask about chocolate fudge cake then

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

A vegetarians fuff

Definitely not suitable for vegans if it's got buttercream frosting!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

Not shour but trust me to be the one that knows it has a alternative ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

A vegetarians fuff

Definitely not suitable for vegans if it's got buttercream frosting!?

In the moment ,a vegan might let that one go ...just the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

cock in muff i guess..

Oh lordy, I daren't even ask about chocolate fudge cake then

just make sure you clean the spatula

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Fab cake is actual cake. People here like to eat cake and fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff

Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads

Some else said cake = arse.

Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake

What's carrot cake then l??!

A vegetarians fuff

Definitely not suitable for vegans if it's got buttercream frosting!?

Don't know about you but I'm gonna be specific on what cake I want more in future

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

cakes go hard

biscuits go soft

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London