FabSwingers.com forum: New year new job for the profile above…

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Give the poster above you an appropriate new job.

There’s a free gold membership for the most appropriately amusing appointment.

(Free gold membership subject to terms and conditions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H boss bitch

S house husband/bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A playstation controller.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A playstation controller."

A yoyo performer.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Dildo modelling

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee tribute act.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Parking warden

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By *exbot 1Man
over a year ago

Chester le street

Top, two bottoms

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Gigolo

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Lion tamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual therapist

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane

A horse rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual therapist "

telegraph pole inspector

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector"

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy."

Erotic Poet Laureate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy."

Bespoke parfumier

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier"

Som_elier at Claridges

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

"
Tailor

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

I see what you did there.

Lingerie designer

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

I see what you did there.

Lingerie designer"

I couldn’t help it… sorry

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

I see what you did there.

Lingerie designer

I couldn’t help it… sorry

Serving wench (because I like you in the costume)

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

I see what you did there.

Lingerie designer

I couldn’t help it… sorry

Ivor the engine driver

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

I see what you did there.

Lingerie designer

I couldn’t help it… sorry

Ivor the engine driver "

Personal chef obviously

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Sexual therapist

telegraph pole inspector

Quartermaster in the Merchant Navy.

Bespoke parfumier

Som_elier at Claridges

I see what you did there.

Lingerie designer

I couldn’t help it… sorry

Ivor the engine driver

Personal chef obviously

Cocktail taster.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Cocktail taster."

Does everyone think I’m an alcoholic?

Or did autocorrect add the tail part

. In which case - in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topless window washer

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Male gigolo

Tinder x

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Male gigolo

Tinder x"

Duo human cannonball.

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

wonderland

Rockstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rockstar "

Manscape model

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A fluffer.

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane

A crack filler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crack filler"

A face warmer

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A crack filler

A face warmer

Ladbaby lookalike

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mayor

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Fetishwear model.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x"

Wait, what? Moi??

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 22:41:48]

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??"

Willy candle maker

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Red riding hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Airport queue attendant

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

KFC taste tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Airport queue attendant

Drag queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

KFC taste tester "

Topless thong wearing windscreen washer just like the koala in Sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 22:56:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

KFC taste tester

Topless thong wearing windscreen washer just like the koala in Sing

My very own naked chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

KFC taste tester

Topless thong wearing windscreen washer just like the koala in Sing

My very own naked chef

You just want hot sausage

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Penis model

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Chicken plucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

KFC taste tester

Topless thong wearing windscreen washer just like the koala in Sing

My very own naked chef

You just want hot sausage

No I just want sausage,col lukewarm or hot I don't mind along as I get me some S A U S A G E

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Penis model"

Botanists just think of the money eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Littlewoods open shirt model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Tinder x

Wait, what? Moi??

Willy candle maker

Seriously? The wax would dribble everywhere

Nipple sucker tester

Whipped cream masseuse

Janitor

KFC taste tester

Topless thong wearing windscreen washer just like the koala in Sing

My very own naked chef

You just want hot sausage

No I just want sausage,col lukewarm or hot I don't mind along as I get me some S A U S A G E

Oi oi saveloy

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Anal bead tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Oi oi saveloy

Grill master at wendy’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Oi oi saveloy

Grill master at wendy’s"

Who the fuck is Wendy??

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Porn stunt double plus extra jizz provider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 23:11:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Oi oi saveloy

Grill master at wendy’s

Who the fuck is Wendy??

Fast food chain

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 23:11:24]"

Master grouter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male gigolo

Oi oi saveloy

Grill master at wendy’s

Who the fuck is Wendy??

Fast food chain "

Oh right..not some fabber then. Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 23:11:24]

Master grouter"

Llama Farmer

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 23:11:24]

Master grouter"

High-end hair model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumberland sausage taster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cumberland sausage taster"

Park ranger

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Cumberland sausage taster

Park ranger"

Lumberjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cumberland sausage taster

Park ranger

Lumberjack "

Janes of all trades

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

burger flipper

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"burger flipper"

Mobile hairdresser

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"burger flipper

Mobile hairdresser "

Merry go round tester

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane

Bed testers

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By *ayden_82Man
over a year ago

corby

"Bed testers"

Plumber?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Jake gylenhall lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jake gylenhall lookalike

Naked chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mime Artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jake gylenhall lookalike

Naked chef"

Donald Trump's hair stylist

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Mime Artist"
a crossing lady

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Jake gylenhall lookalike

Naked chef

Donald Trump's hair stylist "

Architect solving crimes on the side.

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