FabSwingers.com forum: The very first thing you do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With it being a new year I thought let's start again with the basics.

Do you like sex?

Jokes.

To initiate that sexy time in a meet... You've had your little chats and it's time for things to get sexy. How do you make the move?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask the forum.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A gentle leg touch. A hand on a knee. The little looks. The breathing getting faster. Then snogging his face off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic and look for the nearest deep well to isolate in...daddies sauce takes a whole new meaning on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud to be an old school Gentlemen, so I send a fax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Don't worry Red I've got this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ask the forum."

I'm also here to guide you each step of the way Pete.

Now take off your pants.

Slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I like sex?

No.

Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ask the forum.

I'm also here to guide you each step of the way Pete.

Now take off your pants.

Slowly. "

Typical man - assuming I'm wearing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I like sex?

No.

Out."

Looks at messages.

You're lying.

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I like sex?

No.

Out.

Looks at messages.

You're lying.

Back in

I thing you're getting me confused with someone else....easily done.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Usually I just try my best to provoke them into grabbing me by the hair and dragging me to the bedroom.

Though I'm not opposed to straddling the shy ones or tracing fingernails up their inner thigh while making out if they're not taking the initiative and full on jumping on them would be a bit much for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a read of Hippychicks dad joke threads. Nobody will ever know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually I just try my best to provoke them into grabbing me by the hair and dragging me to the bedroom.

Oh I wanna do both!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ..."

I did actually have this happen to me the other week, if only I’d thought of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to start putting my hand on your thigh if I am getting restless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's usually a moment of eye contact that lasts a little longer, in that moment I go in for the kiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ..."

Ah it's always so pleasant to have you back boo

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ...

Ah it's always so pleasant to have you back boo

Just admit it, you missed me

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"To initiate that sexy time in a meet... You've had your little chats and it's time for things to get sexy. How do you make the move?!"

To be honest, no matter how many times you've been through it before, there is still that boundary to cross, but it's part of the excitement. The first kiss, the first touch, its part of the fun of new playmates.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ...

I did actually have this happen to me the other week, if only I’d thought of this!"

How rude of them.....should have chased them....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There's usually a moment of eye contact that lasts a little longer, in that moment I go in for the kiss."

Well now I have nothing left to post. You’ve nailed my approach.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

If I like someone, if I want someone, I can’t help myself. I’ll move in for the kiss and away we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ...

I did actually have this happen to me the other week, if only I’d thought of this!

How rude of them.....should have chased them....

He wasn’t worth it. I only invited him over because his name was Richard and I wanted to do a Hyacinth Bucket role play

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ...

I did actually have this happen to me the other week, if only I’d thought of this!

How rude of them.....should have chased them....

He wasn’t worth it. I only invited him over because his name was Richard and I wanted to do a Hyacinth Bucket role play"

You should have shouted after him " come along richard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I NEVER make the first move, ever. If that's lost me relationships so be it. Not an ego thing, more a can't be arsed thing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"With it being a new year I thought let's start again with the basics.

Do you like sex?

Jokes.

To initiate that sexy time in a meet... You've had your little chats and it's time for things to get sexy. How do you make the move?!"

I just whip out the old fella and ask where I should wipe it afterwards?

Curtains or pillowcase.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I open the Gin bottle

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Carrier pigeon

Smoke signals

Failing those, light touches, laughing at jokes and playing with my hair

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Love this! I usually start with leg touches, lingering eye contact and smiles. But I love it when women are forward and speak their minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ..."

I've got something solid you can handcuff Boo

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just ask, fancy coming back to the room, I don't take hints well.

Mrs

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"First move would be to Handcuff them to something solid so they can't run away ...

I've got something solid you can handcuff Boo

Is this you trying to lure me to look at your aubergine collection again Mr Blooms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrier pigeon

Smoke signals

Failing those, light touches, laughing at jokes and playing with my hair

Hahaha! (I'm ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I like someone, if I want someone, I can’t help myself. I’ll move in for the kiss and away we go"

Bring it, cutie pie!

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

Like, as soon as he's in your clawing at his jeans?!

I mean I've had some keen beans in my time but this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!"

When we meet is it ok if I grab a boob immediately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!"

That because most men are crap at picking up hints unless tied to a brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a mating ritual to impress them

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

How do I(Mrs) initiate that sexy time in a meet?

Easy I just take my dressing gown off as I walk into the bedroom. Xx

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!

When we meet is it ok if I grab a boob immediately?"

You stated that the chats are done & it's time to initiate sexy time. Don't be so precious about it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants down , cock out !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!

When we meet is it ok if I grab a boob immediately?

You stated that the chats are done & it's time to initiate sexy time. Don't be so precious about it now."

In my defense I never remember what I've said previously

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!

When we meet is it ok if I grab a boob immediately?

You stated that the chats are done & it's time to initiate sexy time. Don't be so precious about it now.

In my defense I never remember what I've said previously

Bloody men

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m all or nothing. I either have no clue, or I tell whoever it is I think we should get naked

Exactly. I sit there like an idiot or I'm trying to suck his dick ASAP. Ive never found the middle ground

I don’t think many men find that straightforwardness is a bad thing

. Or women, to be fair!

When we meet is it ok if I grab a boob immediately?

You stated that the chats are done & it's time to initiate sexy time. Don't be so precious about it now.

In my defense I never remember what I've said previously

Bloody men

lol

So have we done the small talk now or...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I never meet because I’m always too tired to check my inbox and reply to messages.

So I come here and reply to you lot and tell you what I’ve had for tea instead.

I think I’m doing this all wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never meet because I’m always too tired to check my inbox and reply to messages.

So I come here and reply to you lot and tell you what I’ve had for tea instead.

I think I’m doing this all wrong.

What did you have for tea? Could be a good ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No script. If I had one I probably wouldn’t remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

close the lights and turn on the red lamp on my night stand LMAO

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Shaz is absolutely oblivious to any hints, comments etc.

I have to initiate a very Frank convo and take it from there.

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