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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mum bought me handcuffs for Xmas!! She knows me so well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum bought me handcuffs for Xmas!! She knows me so well!!"

wow you have a super cool mom

Merry Christmas

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Mine bought me some hold ups

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

Last year my family gave me a sackful of 'useful things'. These included condoms, lube, stockings, paracetamol, an LED torch, a sleep mask, an overnight bag on wheels, 2 books (The Joy of Sex & Karma Sutra), travel size toiletries, a little black book.

I think they have (wrongly) decided that sex is the be all and end all of my life!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll be lucky if mine knows my name. It could be a good day and she knows who I am or even thinks I'm her mother.

Enjoy your time together and the fact that you have mothers that know you well enough to get you things you want and can use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome!! I got loads of smellies from everyone, Im paranoid they're trying to tell me something!!! Got new straighteners too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine decided to buy me aftershave after seeing an empty box in the bin. Bought me the same one as she thought I had run out. The box wasn't empty... The stuff smells like cat piss on me and had thrown it out..... I now have a large bottle of cat piss!!!! (And a receipt fortunately!)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got a new iPad mini....not off my mother but Rodger the lodger....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I got a new iPad mini....not off my mother but Rodger the lodger....

Bloody hell Jess you have a friendly lodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a new iPad mini....not off my mother but Rodger the lodger....

Sweet! Nice one.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I got a new iPad mini....not off my mother but Rodger the lodger....

Bloody hell Jess you have a friendly lodger

I know he is lovely.....

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

I gave mrs scouse a wand and attachments for xmass not seen her all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine bought me some hold ups

Can't wait to see them.

I got a cheque that bounced. Oh well its the thought that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a new motorbike for Christmas .. Bought for myself of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a new iPad mini....not off my mother but Rodger the lodger....

Sweet! Nice one.

Roger the lodger is a party game in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be lucky if mine knows my name. It could be a good day and she knows who I am or even thinks I'm her mother.

Enjoy your time together and the fact that you have mothers that know you well enough to get you things you want and can use."

Sorry to hear that .

I don't get on so well with my father ( Mr J here) because of an Evil step mother , wish I could though but I really do not like her .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I got a new iPad mini....not off my mother but Rodger the lodger....

Sweet! Nice one.

Roger the lodger is a party game in our house

Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have no idea what ive had until i go and look in the other room, not sure how i got through today. I had a coat and television and dvd player but i got them a couple of weeks ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I didn't even get a card or phone call from my mum.

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