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By *ussle Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

It’s a new year so new opportunities to introduce yourself to new people. Post here if you feel like you have something to offer to fab.

Who knows it could lead to a message being read! *

*Posting in this thread does not guarantee your message being read. But people will check you out before reading any potential messages (ninja mode enabled)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ladies and Couples! Mr Sprout is a funny guy with great pics.

December 2021 is a sight to see!!

Treat him with respect and don't pass him by! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I have to offer is sarcasm and an ass that won't quit.

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By *icecock9999Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I’m a kind, gentle and respectful fella with a handsome tool for couples and singles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I'm in but not much to offer

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Good morning group.

My name is Tarquin and I’m a bit of a sarcastic prick.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I have to offer is sarcasm and an ass that won't quit."

I like both those traits

I like think I could offer some of my own dark wit/humour. I’m not a people person and socially awkward in a crowds, but consider myself polite and respectful to others - I know! I’m confused too!!

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Pics and vids we hope you enjoy. X

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Hi all john here. We are welsh, funny as fuck. And dispite popular belief us welsh guys dont shag sheep .

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull


"All I have to offer is sarcasm and an ass that won't quit."

You had me at "ass that won't quit"

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Hi all john here. We are welsh, funny as fuck. And dispite popular belief us welsh guys dont shag sheep . "
.. my best mate is welsh and he said he did shag sheep..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning group.

My name is Tarquin and I’m a bit of a sarcastic prick.

The mr "

Such a liar! Your name isn’t Tarquin

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move


"Pics and vids we hope you enjoy. X"

Very enjoyable

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Im an enigmatic, charismatic laundromatic kind of guy with an all over tan, come say hi love sprouts

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Hmmmm not sure what I can offer….some tequila perhaps?

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Hi all john here. We are welsh, funny as fuck. And dispite popular belief us welsh guys dont shag sheep . .. my best mate is welsh and he said he did shag sheep.."

Maybe he trying to give the english extra protein in the welsh lamb

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Hi all john here. We are welsh, funny as fuck. And dispite popular belief us welsh guys dont shag sheep . .. my best mate is welsh and he said he did shag sheep..

Maybe he trying to give the english extra protein in the welsh lamb"
,, thank god im irish

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hmmmm not sure what I can offer….some tequila perhaps? "

You are pretty, funny, with a gorgeous voice, lips, and breasts. Don't undersell yourself...and no tequila for me, please.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gd morning all fabbers

Down to earth guy looking for friendship laugh’s and fun.

Have a little look at me, I will always reply back to you x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Gd morning all fabbers

Down to earth guy looking for friendship laugh’s and fun.

Have a little look at me, I will always reply back to you x "

Mwah hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gd morning all fabbers

Down to earth guy looking for friendship laugh’s and fun.

Have a little look at me, I will always reply back to you x

Mwah hahaha!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello ladies.

My name is Woody, and you could B orgasming on my hard WOOD if you choose me.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hello ladies.

My name is Woody, and you could B orgasming on my hard WOOD if you choose me. "

Cilla, thou should'st be living at this hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning

You would get feck all from me

Oh

Except for food

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

I was never very good at advertising. I am just me.

Favourite customer comments.

"Fuck, you are good at that"

"Oh god I love your fingers"

For fucks sake never take viagra"

You can try me and put me back on the shelf if you don't like me.

I am easy like that. Lol

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I’m Tom, too short, too fat, with a tiny cock

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm going to start marketing myself as a Fab PR agent, because some people could do with a lot more confidence and a little more stardust.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Hmmmm not sure what I can offer….some tequila perhaps?

You are pretty, funny, with a gorgeous voice, lips, and breasts. Don't undersell yourself...and no tequila for me, please.

"

No tequila? Margarita instead?

But aww you have just made me blush for the first time in 2023 you are far too charming for your own good

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"I'm going to start marketing myself as a Fab PR agent, because some people could do with a lot more confidence and a little more stardust. "

Will you market people by talking? Because your voice would sell anything

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Roll up roll up. Hairy chested, bit girthy, appreciator of curves, have been called a gent. And I can usually string a sentence or two together.

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton


"All I have to offer is sarcasm and an ass that won't quit."
lol we are very alike x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll up roll up. Hairy chested, bit girthy, appreciator of curves, have been called a gent. And I can usually string a sentence or two together. "

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I bake cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics and vids we hope you enjoy. X"

Great cocks of 2022 video. Very hot indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I..... I.......I.. I

I got nothin'.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me I bring nothing more than a winning smile and hairy arse along with a hefty does of sarcastic and inappropriate wit.

No wonder I'm single and sexless hahaha

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Good morning, group!

My name is Dee and I don’t have too much to offer but I enjoy being around and I think I’m a decent human after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Pete and I've just seen Digby the biggest dog in the world. He's one big fellow!

You can be sure of it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I bake cakes. "

If you were female, I’d flirt with you right now

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I bake cakes.

If you were female, I’d flirt with you right now "

That's more of a response than I was expecting.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Roll up roll up. Hairy chested, bit girthy, appreciator of curves, have been called a gent. And I can usually string a sentence or two together.

"

Right back at you.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Compy here. Sharp witted and sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello ladies.

My name is Woody, and you could B orgasming on my hard WOOD if you choose me.

Cilla, thou should'st be living at this hour. "

It’s just a lorra lorra fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compy here. Sharp witted and sarcastic "

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton


"Good morning, group!

My name is Dee and I don’t have too much to offer but I enjoy being around and I think I’m a decent human after all.

"
you look like a angel to me x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Good morning group.

My name is Tarquin and I’m a bit of a sarcastic prick.

The mr

Such a liar! Your name isn’t Tarquin "

Keep your voice down will you! I’m trying to get free cake.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compy here. Sharp witted and sarcastic, maker of unique lingerie "

There's a category you'd win.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am am natalie I am wonderful and fun loveing and bubbly

I can be very kind and romantic and have a awesome wicked sens off style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs"

Lost me at toejobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got cake and half a tub of Roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got cake and half a tub of Roses "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

Lost me at toejobs."

I'm right here silly!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Sensual petite exotic asian here

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

Lost me at toejobs."

And angry sex... I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

Lost me at toejobs.

And angry sex... I'm out "

Oh no I'm in for the angry sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

Lost me at toejobs.

And angry sex... I'm out "

But BIG HANDS cherry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi. I’m Littlebird and all I have to offer is Haribo. But I will only share them with you if you’re really really nice to me.

* not the cola bottles, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a lovely soft genuine guy thats non pushey and loves adoring a lady . Eager to pleasure and is a laster im not massively photgenic but im fitter in the fleash im fun and kind and open to mosy things and just wanna connecy sexually with someone who appreciates a man that isnt selfish in bed ...

Maybe 23 will be the yeat i actually meet on fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

"
.. wanted u for a long time but ur out my league xx

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"It’s a new year so new opportunities to introduce yourself to new people. Post here if you feel like you have something to offer to fab.

Who knows it could lead to a message being read! *

*Posting in this thread does not guarantee your message being read. But people will check you out before reading any potential messages (ninja mode enabled)"

My honesty is enough, i am not the one to play games with people.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not much to see here except tits, more tits and a toned torso, oh, and did we mention tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

.. wanted u for a long time but ur out my league xx"

Never think that!!! No one is above anyone else, and if they think they are, fuck em. Well don't actually , I don't think they'd let you.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

"

I’d love to be in but keep getting rebuffed…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

.. wanted u for a long time but ur out my league xx

Never think that!!! No one is above anyone else, and if they think they are, fuck em. Well don't actually , I don't think they'd let you."

Such is the fragile state of male fabbers we all know our place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

I’d love to be in but keep getting rebuffed…"

I hear she can be a bit fickle.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in, what can I offer.... 36seconds of pure raw passion, after which I'll just lay on top till it goes soft and slips out.

I imagine I'll now be inundated with messages, so please bear with me I will get back to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

.. wanted u for a long time but ur out my league xx

Never think that!!! No one is above anyone else, and if they think they are, fuck em. Well don't actually , I don't think they'd let you."

Ypur defo put of mine iv messaged u the odd time as where local but sadlt never recived a reply hehehe so yeah ur defo out of my reach sadly as ur gorgeous xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m a mildly grumpy, curmudgeonly, middle aged man with a lumpy tummy. Apparently I’m a good kisser though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a mildly grumpy, curmudgeonly, middle aged man with a lumpy tummy. Apparently I’m a good kisser though "

He is...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

I’d love to be in but keep getting rebuffed…

I hear she can be a bit fickle. "

I like fickle.

Sorry. I misspelt ‘you’

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Hi, I’ve been here a while and seen so many come and go, it’s changed over the years but I have still quite a bit to offer. Trying to fit in is the difficult part

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm very curvy, funny,kind but grumpy at times and my superpower is making wine disappear lol

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By *ittleJayMan
over a year ago

Near Warrington

I can offer a vivid imagination, saucy attitude, wandering hands and a wicked tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello to all I'm bringing unwanted opinions to the forums, the odd bit of humour when I manage to pull it off and every now and then, a willy pic on a Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer the best home made lemon drizzle cake

Dad jokes

Whit&sarcasm

And mind blowing kisses

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"I can offer the best home made lemon drizzle cake

Dad jokes

Whit&sarcasm

And mind blowing kisses "

I love kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly grumpy scottish bird who dislikes being overly affectionate. I won’t be hugging you after but I can make you a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not very good at blowing my own trumpet. Been trying for 45 years and its not quite long enough.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"All I have to offer is sarcasm and an ass that won't quit."

I've just got the sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother with moi...I'm as dull as dishwater, shit at sex and will leave you utterly unfulfilled

Reverse psychology might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer the best home made lemon drizzle cake

Dad jokes

Whit&sarcasm

And mind blowing kisses

I love kisses "

Glad to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a fuck buddy no longer into one offs

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I am a social creature more than a sexual one but I can offer warmth,friendship, companionship and somewhere to live if you're homeless,

(oh and I'm really funny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer forgettable sex and a slightly chubby hairy body.

Who's in?

"

*puts hand up.

(Probably he wrong turn of phrase )

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Hello all! I feel like I’m so much more than the sum of my parts, but that’s hard to articulate in a snappy bio.

I’m fun company, chatty, good kisser and selfless. Oh - and the holder of the biggest collection of groaner jokes ever. Gotta be worth a go haha

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Delete according to preference/opinion.

I have:

A) gorgeous, or B) intimidating eyes.

A) great vocabulary, or B) boring and pompous.

A) bang average dick, or B) handsome cock.

But I definitely have a voice that women seem to enjoy, good lips, wicked fingers and imagination, and, I like to think, a noble set of calves.

All this unsullied splendour can be yours for the special New Year sale price of a friendly message and a pot of Earl Grey.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Im here

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Hi all.

We are perverts.

#sorrynotsorry

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

Lost me at toejobs.

And angry sex... I'm out

But BIG HANDS cherry! "

Only if it comes with a very handsome vwe man, I think about it...but not keen on angry sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer big hands, angry sex, and toejobs

Lost me at toejobs.

And angry sex... I'm out

But BIG HANDS cherry!

Only if it comes with a very handsome vwe man, I think about it...but not keen on angry sex. "

Cherry we are gonna fall in love in 2023. That's my resolution. Don't worry about it it'll happen naturally xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiley, fun redhead, looking for new friends who like sex.

Only problem is, you have to prise me off my sofa first

#RecluseLife #IVantToBeAlone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly grumpy scottish bird who dislikes being overly affectionate. I won’t be hugging you after but I can make you a sandwich. "

After what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here "

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smiley, fun redhead, looking for new friends who like sex.

Only problem is, you have to prise me off my sofa first

#RecluseLife #IVantToBeAlone"

Can I lie on the sofa with you/on top of you/below you/inside you.

I'm really open to whatever works for you.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Smiley, fun redhead, looking for new friends who like sex.

Only problem is, you have to prise me off my sofa first

#RecluseLife #IVantToBeAlone"

I'm going to lure you out with a trail of cheesy snacks and cheesy chat. Like Hansel and Gretel, but with a 12% less hot ending.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Smiley, fun redhead, looking for new friends who like sex.

Only problem is, you have to prise me off my sofa first

#RecluseLife #IVantToBeAlone"

The other problem is how far away you are…

#OnYouOnTheSofa #SadTimes

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I have cheesecake and Lemon puffs to offer

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Delete according to preference/opinion.

I have:

A) gorgeous, or B) intimidating eyes.

A) great vocabulary, or B) boring and pompous.

A) bang average dick, or B) handsome cock.

But I definitely have a voice that women seem to enjoy, good lips, wicked fingers and imagination, and, I like to think, a noble set of calves.

All this unsullied splendour can be yours for the special New Year sale price of a friendly message and a pot of Earl Grey."

Earl Grey coming right up

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Earl Grey coming right up "

And this also counts as the friendly message...

Oh, you are good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happily niche and enjoy savouring things.... can't rush... like sucking a good toffee til your tongue aches and all you have left is a lovely taste in your mouth and a hunger for more

Some might say I'm like a classic vintage oven.... not instaheat like an induction hob.... but you can use all your best and favourite things with me....

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Oh, I don't know about my USP, but it's clear we're not lacking in self-deprecation here in The Lounge, so I won't go for that.

I do a good line in pedantry, if anyone wants a proofreader for their profiles or messages. Sorry to bring quite so much heat to the thread.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I don't know about my USP, but it's clear we're not lacking in self-deprecation here in The Lounge, so I won't go for that.

I do a good line in pedantry, if anyone wants a proofreader for their profiles or messages. Sorry to bring quite so much heat to the thread. "

Phwoar! I do love a grammar fiend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, I don't know about my USP, but it's clear we're not lacking in self-deprecation here in The Lounge, so I won't go for that.

I do a good line in pedantry, if anyone wants a proofreader for their profiles or messages. Sorry to bring quite so much heat to the thread.

Phwoar! I do love a grammar fiend."

Can't beat a GILF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more"

You never know it could lead to something good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly grumpy scottish bird who dislikes being overly affectionate. I won’t be hugging you after but I can make you a sandwich.

After what now?"

The sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Delete according to preference/opinion.

I have:

A) gorgeous, or B) intimidating eyes.

A) great vocabulary, or B) boring and pompous.

A) bang average dick, or B) handsome cock.

But I definitely have a voice that women seem to enjoy, good lips, wicked fingers and imagination, and, I like to think, a noble set of calves.

All this unsullied splendour can be yours for the special New Year sale price of a friendly message and a pot of Earl Grey."

Gorgeous eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good"

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smiley, fun redhead, looking for new friends who like sex.

Only problem is, you have to prise me off my sofa first

#RecluseLife #IVantToBeAlone"

How about being pinned back down onto that sofa?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Gorgeous eyes "

Oh my. Thank you! I might be blushing. That's a very lovely thing to say.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Honest (honestly!), respectful, non pushy (probably too much so), shy, nervous, in reasonable shape for my age but with a very dirty mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gorgeous eyes

Oh my. Thank you! I might be blushing. That's a very lovely thing to say."

Your welcome,the rest of you looks mighty fine to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

"

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!! "

I know,a giggle just slipped our though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

I know,a giggle just slipped our though "

A giggle? With 6 hmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

I know,a giggle just slipped our though

A giggle? With 6 hmmmm!"

I had the hic ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

I know,a giggle just slipped our though

A giggle? With 6 hmmmm!

I had the hic ups "

Is that a cryptic excuse for tourettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

I know,a giggle just slipped our though

A giggle? With 6 hmmmm!

I had the hic ups

Is that a cryptic excuse for tourettes "

Damn sussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

I know,a giggle just slipped our though

A giggle? With 6 hmmmm!

I had the hic ups

Is that a cryptic excuse for tourettes

Damn sussed "

Could be worse, I have a lisp, my laugh sounds like a deflating tyre!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Don’t look at me. I’m shy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don’t look at me. I’m shy."

^^ this is a lie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"^^ this is a lie "

Only a little one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^ this is a lie

Only a little one. "

Ha, not something I'd admit to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey,

I do my utmost to be a respectful gentleman to everyone I meet, I love to cook, and I can be quite charming when the mood takes me.

Very passionate in the bedroom, and a lot of foreplay is a must

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m in I have class and sassiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in I have class and sassiness "

Sensing you don't struggle to attract

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane

Hello and happy new year everyone

Miss L has the most amazing ass which I hope some of you will see more of this year

Including myself

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I could cook for you, write you a poem or do a piece of art

I’m kind and selfless and have heeling hands

Not sure that’s of use to anyone on fab mind but that’s part of what I offer

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"I’m in I have class and sassiness

Sensing you don't struggle to attract"

Going by your pics and profile I’m sure you don’t x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all and wishing you a happy new year.

We offer left over mince pies.

Janet and John x

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane


"Hi all and wishing you a happy new year.

We offer left over mince pies.

Janet and John x

Get the kettle on ....we will bring the custard

"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I sit behind the façade of the Fab apparatus. I am two degrees of separation from most forumites, placed in the centre of the Venn Diagram looking outward at their fragile connections and friendships, getting caught in the slipstream of the 'UNLOS' currents.

I peddle jocularity.

I enjoy lighthearted dialogue on the Fora.

I treasure immutable friendships.

I crave basorexia.

I seek clandestine encounters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sensual petite exotic asian here

Well I'm looking, alas I feel it'll be nothing more

You never know it could lead to something good

I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb...

Don't laugh, I'm not funny!!

I know,a giggle just slipped our though

A giggle? With 6 hmmmm!

I had the hic ups

Is that a cryptic excuse for tourettes

Damn sussed

Could be worse, I have a lisp, my laugh sounds like a deflating tyre!! "

Hahahaha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I sit behind the façade of the Fab apparatus. I am two degrees of separation from most forumites, placed in the centre of the Venn Diagram looking outward at their fragile connections and friendships, getting caught in the slipstream of the 'UNLOS' currents.

I peddle jocularity.

I enjoy lighthearted dialogue on the Fora.

I treasure immutable friendships.

I crave basorexia.

I seek clandestine encounters."

Had to Google basorexia, but pleased to be acquainted with that word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey,

I do my utmost to be a respectful gentleman to everyone I meet, I love to cook, and I can be quite charming when the mood takes me.

Very passionate in the bedroom, and a lot of foreplay is a must"

Just my kind of Gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit behind the façade of the Fab apparatus. I am two degrees of separation from most forumites, placed in the centre of the Venn Diagram looking outward at their fragile connections and friendships, getting caught in the slipstream of the 'UNLOS' currents.

I peddle jocularity.

I enjoy lighthearted dialogue on the Fora.

I treasure immutable friendships.

I crave basorexia.

I seek clandestine encounters."

Can often be found sat in Wetherspoons reading the Daily Mail.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I sit behind the façade of the Fab apparatus. I am two degrees of separation from most forumites, placed in the centre of the Venn Diagram looking outward at their fragile connections and friendships, getting caught in the slipstream of the 'UNLOS' currents.

I peddle jocularity.

I enjoy lighthearted dialogue on the Fora.

I treasure immutable friendships.

I crave basorexia.

I seek clandestine encounters.

Can often be found sat in Wetherspoons reading the Daily Mail. "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I sit behind the façade of the Fab apparatus. I am two degrees of separation from most forumites, placed in the centre of the Venn Diagram looking outward at their fragile connections and friendships, getting caught in the slipstream of the 'UNLOS' currents.

I peddle jocularity.

I enjoy lighthearted dialogue on the Fora.

I treasure immutable friendships.

I crave basorexia.

I seek clandestine encounters.

Can often be found sat in Wetherspoons reading the Daily Mail. "

•

One of these days I'm going to seductively strip you naked and spank you with my Lexicon!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Sharer of fruit gums, as long as you don’t want my green ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit behind the façade of the Fab apparatus. I am two degrees of separation from most forumites, placed in the centre of the Venn Diagram looking outward at their fragile connections and friendships, getting caught in the slipstream of the 'UNLOS' currents.

I peddle jocularity.

I enjoy lighthearted dialogue on the Fora.

I treasure immutable friendships.

I crave basorexia.

I seek clandestine encounters.

Can often be found sat in Wetherspoons reading the Daily Mail.

•

One of these days I'm going to seductively strip you naked and spank you with my Lexicon! "

I'll bring a ladder to the next social, give you a fighting chance to look me in the eyes first

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"

Delete according to preference/opinion.

I have:

A) gorgeous, or B) intimidating eyes.

A) great vocabulary, or B) boring and pompous.

A) bang average dick, or B) handsome cock.

But I definitely have a voice that women seem to enjoy, good lips, wicked fingers and imagination, and, I like to think, a noble set of calves.

All this unsullied splendour can be yours for the special New Year sale price of a friendly message and a pot of Earl Grey."

How wicked?

Oh gosh! I don’t have any earl grey! The disappointment of being a non tea drinker

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Big tits, flirty & energetic. Those are probably my most fab-appropriate qualities.

But I’m also incredibly picky, terrible memory & awful at making plans.

Proper catch I am . Form an orderly queue - lol

Mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big tits, flirty & energetic. Those are probably my most fab-appropriate qualities.

But I’m also incredibly picky, terrible memory & awful at making plans.

Proper catch I am . Form an orderly queue - lol

Mrs m

"

Fuck, well I would!!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

How wicked?

Oh gosh! I don’t have any earl grey! The disappointment of being a non tea drinker "

Not really for me to say how wicked. But they make everything beautifully messy, it's only fair to warn.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Big tits, flirty & energetic. Those are probably my most fab-appropriate qualities.

But I’m also incredibly picky, terrible memory & awful at making plans.

Proper catch I am . Form an orderly queue - lol

Mrs m

"

Queue already formed. I'm even patient.

Fairly patient, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am selling my grey Talbo x

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By *orfy_n_pollyCouple
over a year ago

near to Downham Market

Don’t look, our mugshots are being circulated by Interpol - I’m an international jewel thief and Polly is my accomplice. We are skilled in using oxyacetylene torches and kango hammers - if anyone has any safe-breaking needs we have much to offer.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am selling my grey Talbo x "

If it’s a Sunbeam then I’m on it like a rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am selling my grey Talbo x

If it’s a Sunbeam then I’m on it like a rocket "

When can you come to pick it up ? I need the money to buy myself a narrow boat.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am selling my grey Talbo x

If it’s a Sunbeam then I’m on it like a rocket

When can you come to pick it up ? I need the money to buy myself a narrow boat. "

Will you take a traveller’s cheque?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey. I can cook so I could make you brownies and muffins? I got some nice memes and interesting facts I could tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you can

i can be hard to see as im mostly invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer social awkwardness in abundance, and an inability to be attracted to be most people.

A great combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer social awkwardness in abundance, and an inability to be attracted to be most people.

A great combination. "

That because you're cheeky

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I can offer social awkwardness in abundance, and an inability to be attracted to be most people.

A great combination. "

This is me,too!

Obviously it means we are extremely unlikely to be drawn to each other, or to ever mention it if by some chance we are. But, you know, solidarity from afar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am selling my grey Talbo x

If it’s a Sunbeam then I’m on it like a rocket

When can you come to pick it up ? I need the money to buy myself a narrow boat.

Will you take a traveller’s cheque? "

Yes as I like to get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t look at me. I’m shy."

This is such a niche reference, but…

Titty Bang Bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer shit jokes, terrible flirting and an awkward disposition. Come and get me ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just here for the comments….. I have naff all to offer

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By *bizzleMan
over a year ago

Witham

A good smile, a guaranteed laugh and a tongue that never gets tired!

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By *inger_80Man
over a year ago

Merthyr Vale

Evening.

I have a tongue like a snake, a medium nail but a huge hammer to hammer it with!

Im also a sarcastic dark sense of humoured prick lol

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I’m just here for the comments….. I have naff all to offer "

I wouldn't say that. You have eyes a man could drown in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening.

I have a tongue like a snake, a medium nail but a huge hammer to hammer it with!

Im also a sarcastic dark sense of humoured prick lol"

And your a redhead

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By *ockDoctorMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

I can offer a picnic with nice butties and rola cola..and some crisps and fondant fancies..and a lovely genuine nature..and perhaps a poem..if you want a poem mail me..I’ll read your profile and select the one I think would be for you..

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon


"Hi all.

We are perverts.

#sorrynotsorry "

Wow

....................@ (tumble)

Would it help if I said Jayne can knit and I make a decent mug of coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you can

i can be hard to see as im mostly invisible"

I always notice you actually

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"This is such a niche reference, but…

Titty Bang Bang?

"

I wasn’t thinking that, but now you mention it!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I can offer shit jokes, terrible flirting and an awkward disposition. Come and get me ladies "

You forgot ... and the ‘odd’ doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer shit jokes, terrible flirting and an awkward disposition. Come and get me ladies

You forgot ... and the ‘odd’ doughnut "

Maybe that should've been my new name

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By *loveturfMan
over a year ago

Your bedroom

I make the best tea on fab and give a serious back rub

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I can offer shit jokes, terrible flirting and an awkward disposition. Come and get me ladies

You forgot ... and the ‘odd’ doughnut

Maybe that should've been my new name "

Odd Doughnut??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have boobs "

Yes you most certainly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are lovely people who cry a lot at the tele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine guy with a long tongue

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By *unRunFun7965Man
over a year ago

Pittsburgh

I’m new to Fab and pleasantly surprised how nice everyone is. What I bring is positive vibes. And the hope that everyone finds what they’re looking for!

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