FabSwingers.com forum: I've got a crush.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
crush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's Brucey isn't it. Totally understandable. That humour coupled with that hairy bellybutton. Lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ... "

A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"

Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Brucey isn't it. Totally understandable. That humour coupled with that hairy bellybutton. Lush

It's not Brucey. I tried him but he could only give me anal orgasms and not vaginal. So it will never work out. I do wank to him once a month though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...

A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?"
why not a coffee, a bun and a bumming. Probably on that order unless the cafes near you are more open minded. My local Starbucks isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed

Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious"

Because he's just not into me.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Aww man.

I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him

2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)

Posh

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Is it Bill? That’s usually the answer on guess who.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...

A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?why not a coffee, a bun and a bumming. Probably on that order unless the cafes near you are more open minded. My local Starbucks isn't.

My local cafe likes coffees and buns a latte. If you know what I mean.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a few forum crushes I think most them know

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

This is brilliant ØP!

There's nothing like unrequited attraction.

And who knows? You may find that, at the very least, you have gained a most treasured friend and, hopefully with all honourable intentions, a paramour worthy of your desires.

It's like a "Whodunit"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"

Awww, I didn't know you cared

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

Yes, yes I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww man.

I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him

2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)

Posh

If you can grow a penis it will be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"

I do now I’ve read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a forum crush but as they say there’s always a first for everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is brilliant ØP!

There's nothing like unrequited attraction.

And who knows? You may find that, at the very least, you have gained a most treasured friend and, hopefully with all honourable intentions, a paramour worthy of your desires.

It's like a "Whodunit"...

déjà vu

noun

a feeling of having already experienced the present situation.

"a feeling of déjà vu"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww man.

I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him

2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)

Posh

If you can grow a penis it will be you "
you can borrow mine, posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few I can tolerate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed I do, pretty sure it won’t happen either.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed

Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious

Because he's just not into me.

Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

All 12 of them? That'll take some time

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

All 12 of them? That'll take some time"

Lucky the man who has a penis for every month.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.

I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

All 12 of them? That'll take some time

Lucky the man who has a penis for every month."

Sounds like the type of weird porn I watch on those days where nothing else will do the job

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Dear op, as our definition of a crush goes… someone that is always gonna be out of reach for compatibility reasons but we both just fancy the arse off ~ it’s been the same for many years.

We won’t embarrass her though.

Happy new year Mrs incompatible butter cream

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have a massive crush on my wife.

And I am definitely not just saying this because she’s sat beside me with a cheese knife in her hand.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes I have forum crushes.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.

I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023."

Be patient, dear Meli. We haven't met yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Several but alas never to be

Tinder

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

I quite enjoy getting a crush on someone.. it’s one of life’s joys..? you can act on it or sit on it.. the choice is yours..

A few on here for sure..( I get crushes pretty easily.) x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

All 12 of them? That'll take some time

Lucky the man who has a penis for every month."

I think you would find most of them on FabGuys

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

All 12 of them? That'll take some time

Lucky the man who has a penis for every month.

I think you would find most of them on FabGuys

I never know if that's an actual place or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon

Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis

All 12 of them? That'll take some time

Lucky the man who has a penis for every month."

Just to be clear, we are talking penis inches. My crush isn't an advent calendar.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Aww man.

I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him

2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)

Posh

If you can grow a penis it will be you "

You saved 2022. You angel

Posh

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

No crushes (I'm 50 FFS), but, I have met people off the forums, and will hope to do so again. They're a sexy bunch

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Aww man.

I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him

2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)

Posh

If you can grow a penis it will be you you can borrow mine, posh

Oh Hovis

You say the sweetest things. Yes please

Posh

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Oh... and yes. I have forum crushes

They have absolutely no idea who they are. Cos I'm well subtle, innit

Posh

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just one man. For years and years and years!

Quite a few ladies though

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"There's a few I can tolerate.

Ooops there’s one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have a crush or 3

One definitely knows and I don't hide the fact...and luckily for me she's flattered

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

" he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas."

So he's sometimes stinky, and goes well with salty dry things. I feel there's a clue to his identity in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...

A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?"
Why not all three?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crushes are cool, shows everything is working as it should.

Happy New Year Lemon.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

There's a few I'd like to crush... But I don't think that's what you're getting at.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas."

Don't be so ridiculous!

Nobody's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t on the forums. I do chat to a local man on here who I could get crushy over tho but he doesn’t use the forums.

But when it comes to the forums I’m a bit weird in that nothing kills my vibe for someone more than seeing them flirt with all and sundry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a few I can tolerate.

Ooops there’s one

She's a good one. A little grumpy, but a good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear op, as our definition of a crush goes… someone that is always gonna be out of reach for compatibility reasons but we both just fancy the arse off ~ it’s been the same for many years.

We won’t embarrass her though.

Happy new year Mrs incompatible butter cream

You shouldn't fancy the arse off people. It's very dangerous, even more so than Covid. Can you imagine doing that to someone.

Happy New Year to you both.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I did have.

I think it’s best if I stick to flirtations and lustful yearnings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed

Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious

Because he's just not into me.

Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here"

He does and when I told him he had a wank over my anal collection of explicit videos and then told me it would never work out. But I'm a big believer in being open even if it hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both have a crush but are that shy we wouldn’t make idiots of ourselves xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have.

I think it’s best if I stick to flirtations and lustful yearnings."

Oh well, scratch that one off my crush list then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did have.

I think it’s best if I stick to flirtations and lustful yearnings."

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I did have.

I think it’s best if I stick to flirtations and lustful yearnings.

Oh well, scratch that one off my crush list then

Don’t you dare

My ego needs feeding

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not sure I’m a bit too old for crushes…

If I like someone’s cock or foo-foo I generally just tell them these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's three ladies that I like to pop in and peruse their profiles occasionally - in a non stalkerish way of course. Wouldn't name them as that's far too crass (plus the massive blockage button would likely get pressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t on the forums. I do chat to a local man on here who I could get crushy over tho but he doesn’t use the forums.

But when it comes to the forums I’m a bit weird in that nothing kills my vibe for someone more than seeing them flirt with all and sundry."

Yes I'm a bit like that too. I don't mind flirting that doesn't mean anything, but definitely have been put off people when you see them lusting after every minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have.

I think it’s best if I stick to flirtations and lustful yearnings.

Oh well, scratch that one off my crush list then

Don’t you dare

My ego needs feeding

I've never heard it called ego before. Mr Misty named it then?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed

Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious

Because he's just not into me.

Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here

He does and when I told him he had a wank over my anal collection of explicit videos and then told me it would never work out. But I'm a big believer in being open even if it hurts."

Well at least he has had a good wank over you, but joking aside, you are right...being open and honest is probably for the best, at least you know where you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure I’m a bit too old for crushes…

If I like someone’s cock or foo-foo I generally just tell them these days

You're never too old for a secret crush

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed

Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious

Because he's just not into me.

Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here

He does and when I told him he had a wank over my anal collection of explicit videos and then told me it would never work out. But I'm a big believer in being open even if it hurts.

Well at least he has had a good wank over you, but joking aside, you are right...being open and honest is probably for the best, at least you know where you are"

Definitely! If you like someone tell them. What have you got to lose? Life’s too short.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"

Ah LBC, you know how much my heart goes out to you for this. It’s wonderful and terrible at the same time!

If it never works out for you, I hope someone else grabs your heart and loins and makes them do somersaults xxx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.

I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023.

Be patient, dear Meli. We haven't met yet.

Oh I adore this. Even made me blush. Can't wait to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fourms crush not a fab crush but yes I have a crush in real like I could never tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.

I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023."

I believe 2023 is the Fab Year of the Crush. I have every hope for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.

Do you have a crush on the forums?

Keep it respectful guys.

By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"

Whomever it is, he’s a lucky man. HNY OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly have, hope to be exploring it deeper early in 2023

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Brucey isn't it. Totally understandable. That humour coupled with that hairy bellybutton. Lush

It's not Brucey. I tried him but he could only give me anal orgasms and not vaginal. So it will never work out. I do wank to him once a month though."

But I thought you said I was the king of clit...

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