FabSwingers.com forum: A horse walks into a bar

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports from the Bricklayer Arms in a place called Southampton which is actually on the south coast of England. Someone actually brought a horse into the pub and the head barman was not happy.

Tom is no fan of wild animals and somebody could of been hurt.

It's all over the news.

What went on here guys?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Reports from the Bricklayer Arms in a place called Southampton which is actually on the south coast of England. Someone actually brought a horse into the pub and the head barman was not happy.

Tom is no fan of wild animals and somebody could of been hurt.

It's all over the news.

What went on here guys?"

It wasn't a wild animal.

I know plenty of folk who ride horses to pubs. Some even go inside for a pint and some snacks. Nobody has ever died.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No harm, just horsing around.

Horse play.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Reports from the Bricklayer Arms in a place called Southampton which is actually on the south coast of England. Someone actually brought a horse into the pub and the head barman was not happy.

Tom is no fan of wild animals and somebody could of been hurt.

It's all over the news.

What went on here guys?

It wasn't a wild animal.

I know plenty of folk who ride horses to pubs. Some even go inside for a pint and some snacks. Nobody has ever died.

A horse is not a domesticated animal.. they do not lay in front of a coal fire in your lounge. They are kept outside in a stable or sometimes a field..

To bring a horse into a pub for a packet of crisps is a silly prank but could have wrong if the horse panicked for example if a fruit machine suddenly paid out

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Don’t worry. He wasn’t there furlong.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

did the horse actually have a pint..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Reports from the Bricklayer Arms in a place called Southampton which is actually on the south coast of England. Someone actually brought a horse into the pub and the head barman was not happy.

Tom is no fan of wild animals and somebody could of been hurt.

It's all over the news.

What went on here guys?

It wasn't a wild animal.

I know plenty of folk who ride horses to pubs. Some even go inside for a pint and some snacks. Nobody has ever died.

A horse is not a domesticated animal.. they do not lay in front of a coal fire in your lounge. They are kept outside in a stable or sometimes a field..

To bring a horse into a pub for a packet of crisps is a silly prank but could have wrong if the horse panicked for example if a fruit machine suddenly paid out "

Sorry Tom. You're wrong.

Meet Peyo. He goes into hospitals to visit the terminally and seriously ill. He even goes in lifts.

And he's not unique. There are many horses of all shapes and sizes that do this.

And there is only one breed of horse in the world still considered wild - the Przewalski's horse, found in Mongolia. All others are considered domestic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBwWJ5Ozk4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he get there by taxi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop nagging about it.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Reports from the Bricklayer Arms in a place called Southampton which is actually on the south coast of England. Someone actually brought a horse into the pub and the head barman was not happy.

Tom is no fan of wild animals and somebody could of been hurt.

It's all over the news.

What went on here guys?

It wasn't a wild animal.

I know plenty of folk who ride horses to pubs. Some even go inside for a pint and some snacks. Nobody has ever died.

A horse is not a domesticated animal.. they do not lay in front of a coal fire in your lounge. They are kept outside in a stable or sometimes a field..

To bring a horse into a pub for a packet of crisps is a silly prank but could have wrong if the horse panicked for example if a fruit machine suddenly paid out "

Fruit machines never pay out

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Did he get there by taxi ?

Taxi drivers can refuse a fare if the passenger wants to bring a horse. Same with any passenger but there is a loophole if you have a licenced blind dog which is usually a Labrador ....

Far from being cuddly they are one of the dogs that bite humans the most

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

I say nay to this!

I've actually ridden a horse through a Macdonald's drive thru in Cornwall - caused some mild amusement

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I say nay to this!

I've actually ridden a horse through a Macdonald's drive thru in Cornwall - caused some mild amusement

A hobby horse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say nay to this!

I've actually ridden a horse through a Macdonald's drive thru in Cornwall - caused some mild amusement

Lady Godiva style i hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t worry. He wasn’t there furlong."

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Reports from the Bricklayer Arms in a place called Southampton which is actually on the south coast of England. Someone actually brought a horse into the pub and the head barman was not happy.

Tom is no fan of wild animals and somebody could of been hurt.

It's all over the news.

What went on here guys?

It wasn't a wild animal.

I know plenty of folk who ride horses to pubs. Some even go inside for a pint and some snacks. Nobody has ever died.

A horse is not a domesticated animal.. they do not lay in front of a coal fire in your lounge. They are kept outside in a stable or sometimes a field..

To bring a horse into a pub for a packet of crisps is a silly prank but could have wrong if the horse panicked for example if a fruit machine suddenly paid out "

Tom, the definition of "domesticated animal" from the Merriam-Webster disctionary is:

any of various animals (such as the horse or sheep) domesticated so as to live and breed in a tame condition

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I ride sheep a lot. No one bats an eyelid whether it’s a pub or McDonald’s drive thru

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"I ride sheep a lot. No one bats an eyelid whether it’s a pub or McDonald’s drive thru "

I have to disagree.

When my husband tried to ride a sheep in our local pub some of the regulars got very angry as Paul was not wearing a condom and hadn't even bought the poor sheep a drink.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I ride sheep a lot. No one bats an eyelid whether it’s a pub or McDonald’s drive thru

I have to disagree.

When my husband tried to ride a sheep in our local pub some of the regulars got very angry as Paul was not wearing a condom and hadn't even bought the poor sheep a drink."

Yes but I’m in wales

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

From the horse's mouth,, mickey 12 hands said he was walking past and he saw a set of big teeth through the window and he popped in to see if it was is old mate red rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm, just horsing around.

Horse play.

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Surely someone would have shouted out "why the long face?"

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"No harm, just horsing around.

Horse play.

Surely someone would have shouted out "why the long face?""

They did. Now they’re hoarse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a horse and cart went through a McDonald's drive through and they refused to serve him. I think they should of served him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s with the long face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman walk into a bar, The barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I asked at the betting shop.

" Can I back a horse in here?"

The manager said "yes of course you can"

So I opened the front door and pushed him in..

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A white horse walks into a pub. The landlord says "we've got a whisky named after you".

The horse replies: "what, Henry?"

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

"I say nay to this!

I've actually ridden a horse through a Macdonald's drive thru in Cornwall - caused some mild amusement

A hobby horse ?"

An actual horse - awkward bending down the service hatch tho!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I backed a horse at 20/1......it crossed the winning line at 5 o'clock - misquoting Tommy Cooper

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

What’s a gay horses favourite food!?

Haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love large carrots! And who doesn’t?

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A camel is a horse designed by a focus group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse walks into a bar.

Ouch!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What do you call a horse slapping his cock on a woman's face ...

Beaten by a length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love large carrots! And who doesn’t?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To bring a horse into a pub for a packet of crisps is a silly prank but could have wrong if the horse panicked for example if a fruit machine suddenly paid out "

Suppose after struggling to open the crisps with hooves then struggling to get the money into the fruit machine i would be panicking as well trying to get my winnings if I only had hooves to pick them up with.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Why the long face?

You taking the piss?

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

At a local pub a few years ago 2 girls turned up on horses tied them to the picnic benches in the beer garden something spooked one of them and it charged off through the car park and up the road with the bench flailing beside it making it more spooked only stopped when it couldn't run any more, damn lucky no one was injured, all animals can be dangerous.

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

A Pony walks up to the bar, says could I have a pint please?

barman says sorry i couldnt hear you, have you got a sore throat?

pony replies, naaa i'm just a little hoarse....

i'll get my bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it was a mare

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I'm pretty sure the horse was more pleasant to have in the pub than most of the feral brats that seem to be allowed to run round wild in them these days

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