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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

This afternoon’s special feature item on Swing-Shop: The Greatest Swinging Hits, CD collection – just 69 in stock!

Swing-Star Records Presents… The Greatest Swinging Hits

With all your favourite swinging tunes, including:

- Me And You And A Dog Named Boo…well she was the only single bifem I could get to do you.

- If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me… for sending a one-liner.

- You’ll Never Walk Alone… up the stairs in Chams if you have no knickers on.

- Oops Upside Your Head… face, neck and tits (the bukkake song)

- Sultans Of Swing… are people on this site racists against Eastern Gents?

- Blame It On The Boogie… if my stroke rhythm is too fast.

- Thanks For The Memory… but I was just looking for a one-off.

- We'll Meet Again…coz you’re a right dirty bastard.

DON'T MISS OUT!

Call NOW and quote item MFM696

$2.69 + p+p