FabSwingers.com forum: New Year’s Eve will you be having sex tonight thread

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

What are your chances?

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Slim to nil. If I'm very lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat 0

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Pretty high I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are your chances?"

I've got the haribos ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What are your chances?

I've got the haribos ready

You’re so sweet.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"What are your chances?"

None.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman I've been seeing is coming over so pretty much 100% for me as long as I can stop myself being anxious after such a long dry spell

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

100%. I have an arrangement with a lovely friend on Fab, that if we aren't in a relationship, we'll spend NEW YEARS EVE together at our local swingers club and enjoy the facilities

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By *inoMan
over a year ago

graves

None at all

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What are your chances?"

Theoretically pretty good.

The main stumbling block being we both have horrendous colds at the mo so any bodily contact between mouths and other parts is likely to result in the sharing of bodily fluids other than those usually associated with sex.

Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.

I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nil

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

If you count my 5 trusted friends on my hand, sure

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What are your chances?

Theoretically pretty good.

Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.

I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........

Ah, but when she coughs .

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"A big fat 0 "

Surely not.

Apologies for calling you Shirley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-0%

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What are your chances?

Theoretically pretty good.

Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.

I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........

Ah, but when she coughs .

She'll just push back.

Winner.....!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What are your chances?

Theoretically pretty good.

Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.

I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........

Ah, but when she coughs .

She'll just push back.

Winner.....!!!

There you go, see the positives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big fat 0

Surely not.

Apologies for calling you Shirley.

Yep……. Apology accepted

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By *londeHotwife87Couple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flu may be getting in the way here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0% chance unless someone wants to tickle my tampon with their willy.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't intend on slipping in the shower and penetrating myself with a bottle of dove, so I'd say nil

I'm full of snot, my throat hurts and it's making my ears feel like I've got cockroaches scurrying around in them they itch so much.

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

I hope so

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Have the best of intentions!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think I have more chance of winning the lottery

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Absolutely zero chance for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight. Out with family and friends to see new year in at a vanilla party. And all back to ours to crash out. Only spooning will be the dogs with whoever draws short straw for sleeping bag in living room. I know one thing thow. Wont be me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

non what so ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None tonight and probably none next year either

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By *red and daphneCouple
over a year ago

in the middle

100% house to ourselves

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Probably the same chance as last night and the night before and...

ie, slim to none

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't have a penis as beautiful as Sam's so it's unlikely.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

None.

I’m more concerned about the fact it doesn’t bother me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100% house to ourselves

You need to invite some of theses poor people who not getting any and have a party

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Chances? Slim to none. Both too ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan to drink a pint of Bailey's and make a tik tok video of a firework in my arse at midnight, so I'm guessing not great.

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

87% chance, fingers crossed

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hope to be. I've got a meet posted but so far only the usual weird brigade are messaging me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some very sexual plans for this evening to see the year off but unfortunately a bad case of the decorators popping in early has seen those and any more personal plans into touch as well.

GAH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

The wife has told me I am..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"What are your chances?"

Zero as I will be at work.

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By *he force is strongeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

Very very high either with each other of who ever wants to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely zero chance....which is now the norm...and no I don't want your sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be the warm up for a couple this afternoon before they hit the nightlife, chances 0%

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Does making myself cum hard count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does making myself cum hard count?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99.9 %

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero chance.

Maybe next year is my year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does making myself cum hard count?

Sure does love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance at all

Next year will be a different story though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does making myself cum hard count?

Sure does love!"

No it doesn't...I'm sure the definition of sex doesn't include masturbation!!

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Not a hope for me.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We have a vanilla party so unless we kick everyone out at 11 the chances are we will probably have sex early hours of the new year

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"What are your chances?"

More chance I'll be searching orgies

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Almost definitely, but will probably be tomorrow by then

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

100% just like they were this morning

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Does making myself cum hard count?

Sure does love!

No it doesn't...I'm sure the definition of sex doesn't include masturbation!!"

But I’m going to have sex with myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have sex with my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car "

I'll be watching x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll have sex with my car "

Are you going to video it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car "

Not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car "

Oh how exhausting

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Zero chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd say low!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done about half hour ago . Won’t be in a fit state later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car

Are you going to video it?

I will.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ll have sex with my cart "

It's not a rickshaw is it?

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

Very Low to none.

Mrs and kids are out and Mr has a 4am alarm call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car "

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car

Oh how exhausting

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What are your chances?"

Zero, zilch, naff all, none.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We have plans to go to Pandoras so I’d say unless it’s turned into a bingo club since we last went then the chances are high

Although now I want to shout ‘6 and 9…69’ as soon as I walk into the club which might diminish my chances somewhat

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll have sex with my car

Are you going to video it?

I will."

I thought you might be there

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

200%, last one of the year followed by 1st one of the year, with some Hootenany inbetween x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car

Can I watch

You could always offer him a reach round as you guide him in

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

0%, I'm full of snot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0%, I'm full of snot.

Better than being full of shit like most on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0% chance unless someone wants to tickle my tampon with their willy."

I wouldnt say that on here, you will be inundated with offers now. Nothing stops some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going out drinking but can never get away from my friends for a quickie lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have sex with my car

Oh how exhausting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up for it …

Stil in hope find a nice lady who fancies a quiet private social + sexy fun . . .

Never know . I’m free and “ on call “

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

Absolutely none whatsoever.

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

"0% chance unless someone wants to tickle my tampon with their willy.

I wouldnt say that on here, you will be inundated with offers now. Nothing stops some people.

I was about to say this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both agreed if we aren't in bed by nine thirty were going home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much chance tonight unfortunately

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By *ldbluMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Nope but i do live in hope,

You never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but i do live in hope,

You never know

Well it is written Milton Keynes on your profile ?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i very much doubt it,, dreaded flu bug

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Had some yesterday

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By *red and daphneCouple
over a year ago

in the middle

"100% house to ourselves

You need to invite some of theses poor people who not getting any and have a party"

Nice thought but not tonight

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By *ldbluMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Nope but i do live in hope,

You never know

Well it is written Milton Keynes on your profile ? "

Bugger that could be why not lol

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Have always wanted to fuck through the bells just so I could say I've been fucking non stop since last year

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I may go for a sensual stroke of two with someone special

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By *ogi2876Man
over a year ago

hull

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By *ock and tailCouple
over a year ago

BIRMINGHAM

Already been fucked in the woods this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% nailed on for us!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Very high

If all else fails we've got each other.

Nita

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"What are your chances?"
got more chance of winning the lottery,, and i have not even bought a ticket,,

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I very much doubt it, I will be working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you guys have made me feel so much better. I’m getting none tonight either.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Only with my toys! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you guys have made me feel so much better. I’m getting none tonight either. "

Now that is a crying shame

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By *ima7893Man
over a year ago

Cardiff (Home) / London (Work)

Nil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99.9% certain I will

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

As per the Debbie Gibson song, “Only in my Dreams”

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

100% yes

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Not had sex for months. Not planning on having any for quite some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1000% no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50/50 depends on alcohol consumption and what time our party dies down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not meeting plus I’m single so no I’ll not be having sex tonight lol

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No, even though my partner would I won't while mother nature's visiting

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"A big fat 0 "
you only need ask x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Same as the last two months fat zero chance

Tinder

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"100% just like they were this morning

Mrs "

Same. As long as I am not felled by the insanely potent Grease 2 Themed cocktails I am planning.

Reproduction anyone?

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm not even sure what sex is anymore! So I definitely won't be!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Work early hours so none. I can see a theme here, unless you are in a couple...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Possibly, maybe, probably, see how sleepy I am.

Mrs

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes

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By *entley JamesMan
over a year ago

south west london

Think the chances are pretty high we hope. We are going to HELLFIRE tonight should be a great NYE party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubtful lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

99.99%

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Not planned to, but I am expecting a new year cwtch and kiss.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Ø%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely No

Console myself

With Pringles

And banoffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None my fella is in Scotland xx

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ll probably get a blowjob if I behave myself.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I got mine this morning so I’m not holding my breath for twice in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% countdown is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Not a prayer...he's even further away from me than he normally is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

postponing new year till i feel better bloody cold germs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty slim

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By *irkby coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kirkby

Mr had his dick in me this morning.

I would like to say, yes I will be getting nailed tonight but the way I’m feeling now, I will be in bed asleep by 9 o’clock.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Not a prayer...he's even further away from me than he normally is

I'm sorry Lily x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"postponing new year till i feel better bloody cold germs "

Get well soon

If all else fails

Put New year on hold till better

Then hit the town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna say no.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Zero to non-existent

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Being a responsible parent, the answer is no

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

can't say

perhaps, perhaps not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say never. I will keep my bedroom window open and throw a plait of golden hair out and sit and twang on my harp and hope for the best.

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

Well I have everything crossed!

Seeing as it has been 21 months!

Shall aww if he shows

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By *reamers13Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Absolutely, more than once

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Not a prayer...he's even further away from me than he normally is

I feel your pain lovely

Posh

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By *IG08Man
over a year ago

Tadworth

Was meant to be having a great night of fun with someone I've known quite a while, and not seen for about 6 weeks

That was until my teenage daughters plans changed and ended up going out tonight a lot, lot later than she originally said, meaning my fun evening will now consist of me getting an early, frustrated, night

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

"Never say never. I will keep my bedroom window open and throw a plait of golden hair out and sit and twang on my harp and hope for the best. "

Or leave your front door open and I'll come round and fuck you

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Zero... Got my period.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It is 0 chance. I am not really looking for one tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope on my own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never say never. I will keep my bedroom window open and throw a plait of golden hair out and sit and twang on my harp and hope for the best.

Or leave your front door open and I'll come round and fuck you

Perfect thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can chat myself up it might happen. But not with someone else, no.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

At the moment zero as my wife is poorly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no chance

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Nope but on my fiveth bar of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how much we drink. Well no sex then, which is good when you get older. Wait and see the cheeky youngsters when you get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but that’s ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha never was any chance of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0. And to be honest I don't think I could even get the horn for the hottest woman on the planet, by the way I'm feeling with flu/cold or whatever the fack it is.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Now we are heading for the shower to wash the smell of sex off

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I very much doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are your chances?"

I have more chance of winning the lottery tonight!

Oh I did I won a fiver!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not a chance this year or last

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

Just me,myself and I

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Nope, but I had a great wank and now it’s time for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0% tonight

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