FabSwingers.com forum: Supermarket chat up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

That is very specific. Have you?

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By *arcus88Man
over a year ago

East London

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

I haven’t but am keen to hear more about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before anyone asks, it wasn’t me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would be worried my nuggets would defrost

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

No but I once got a nosh behind favourite chicken

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Look to buy a campervan

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh C'mon O.P. haven't we all ?

Sometimes I take my campervan and wait outside the pub.

Anyone who says they don't is lying!

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t me. "

Shaggy?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No but I once got a nosh behind favourite chicken

You ate some discarded leftover scraps ?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

"Look to buy a campervan

Me too. Hadn't factored supermarket pick ups into the positives about van ownership - but now added this!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

Did it fit in one bay or did it go over the lines?

What if your in the height of passion and he's just about to bust a nut and you hear the guy parked next banging his car door on the side of your Motorbreeze 2000, trying to get in his small family saloon. It would ruin it for me.

I bet this wasn't Waitrose was it?

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By *yore34Man
over a year ago

Hull

I'm terrible at flirting so I wouldn't no if anyone was chatting me up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I have fingered his anus in his click and collect shed.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm terrible at flirting so I wouldn't no if anyone was chatting me up ??"

Has anyone ever invited you into a Motorbreeze 2000 to try out their macerator pump ?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Been chatted up in a supermarket, yes. Never taken it into the car park though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorhome for sale, large bed….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some guy was trying it in the cat food aisle recently. It was awkward af.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think some guy was trying it in the cat food aisle recently. It was awkward af."

Did he enquire about your pussy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible at flirting so I wouldn't no if anyone was chatting me up ??"

Look in their basket. If they've got condoms and gaffer tape your luck is in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible at flirting so I wouldn't no if anyone was chatting me up ??"

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm food shopping, fuck off and leave me alone.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
lol really....... Nope never done that although I do have a campervan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm food shopping, fuck off and leave me alone."

Pretty much , let’s get outa here asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

Were you in Homebargains again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarket chat ups should at least be appropriate to the supermarket you’re in.

In Waitrose? Hello dahlink my cum is organic. Would you like a sample?

Aldi? Hey FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Regis park my mystery machine in Tesco’s, works an absolute treat, it’s the velvet lined interior too, never fails

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

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B&M?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People chat to other shoppers

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Try working in one and having to be polite to pervy old men

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

B&M?

Boobs & Muff ?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"No but I once got a nosh behind favourite chicken

You ate some discarded leftover scraps ?"

Think her name was Paula.

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By *iverpooljMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Lol i wish

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Motorhome for sale, large bed…."

Is that the same as..

Trailer for sale or rent.?

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By *iverpooljMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

"Oh C'mon O.P. haven't we all ?

Sometimes I take my campervan and wait outside the pub.

Anyone who says they don't is lying!"

Which pub lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Not with the parking fees Morrisons charges now.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

B&M?

Boobs & Muff ?"
really is that what it stands for?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No but I once got a nosh behind favourite chicken

You ate some discarded leftover scraps ?

Think her name was Paula. "

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I‘ve definitely hada flirty smile fest in a supermarket with a hot lady once or twice! Never developed further but it‘s fun with the right random player!

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?

Did it fit in one bay or did it go over the lines?

I bet this wasn't Waitrose was it?"

This has Aldi *shudders* written all over it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?

Did it fit in one bay or did it go over the lines?

I bet this wasn't Waitrose was it?

This has Aldi *shudders* written all over it."

Ahhh makes more sense now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been that lucky to be chatted up

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Never been that lucky to be chatted up "

Didnt I just see you in the dairy aisle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

It must have been an everyday essential ... Did he have a yellow reduced sticker on his arse

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By *arkhorse12345Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have chatted up and got number and became friends .. met few times .. she like to hang out for chats and coffee and loyal to her husband so let it there as friends

Another one bumped her few times .. she said is that your style to chat women in the supermarket.. yeah only beautiful ones ..

Should have mentioned about campervan ??

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I keep hanging around the biscuit aisle in Waitrose but, no joy.

Maybe I need to stop dropping my trousers all the time

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I think some guy was trying it in the cat food aisle recently. It was awkward af."

He just had pussy on his mind.

Gbat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

I only need a few more club points before I can do this

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
When the van's a rockin...someones picked up a bargain

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By *eedleinahaystackMan
over a year ago

London/Essex

A girl once went Oi Oi in Tesco carpark at me. Normally wouldn’t approach randoms but this one was on a plate so went over..

see her for a year or so after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too long ago I went into a shop and saw peanut butter for dogs. I'll leave that with you all to mull over.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hey I know a woman on here who does the checkout she doesn't know I know mind I would never say a thing, she's very friendly mind

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Not in a camper van

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Not in a camper van

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What's wrong with a campervan

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

It's a shame that you are spoken for. As I have a camper van. I would shave it for you also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a shame that you are spoken for. As I have a camper van. I would shave it for you also.

Is your campervan very hairy?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Yes to chatted up in the supermarket but no to the campervan in the car park, guess it puts a new take on Asda Rewards

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Clean up on aisle three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which supermarket?

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

No but I was banned from Iceland following a d*unken misadventure over the dessert fridge with a girlfriend back in the university days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
So you put a pound in the slot then went in, and when you left, your slot got pounded.

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By *oom Bang a BangMan
over a year ago

Watford

I can regularly be found in the fruit n veg section weighing up a couple of juicy melons.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

cock o'van!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"cock o'van!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

Were you in Homebargains again

Blummin sainsburys

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By *kafy1Man
over a year ago

Dundrum

Used to do nightshift at Sainsbury's

The amount of shagging was unreal

Almost every woman on shift was married.

We used to go for a bit o privacy.

Managers office was a fave.

Next door in Homebase it wasn't unusual to see guys getting sucked off by one or other of the ladies at 3am.

HNY to all

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?

No but I was banned from Iceland following a d*unken misadventure over the dessert fridge with a girlfriend back in the university days."

Cue old joke about shagging your wife when she bends forward to get something out of the freezer!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I only go to very posh supermarkets - even there I can feel their eye’s following me round the store.. clocking the growing bulge in my trousers… bloody store detectives !!

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

Just searching the price of camper vans

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Had a quickie in an Asda disabled toilet .. Loved it...The nervousness incase a staff member saw us ha!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Often the chatting up bit happens as I work in one and often get recognized from here but only met one of them at a latter date x

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

"Not in a camper van

What's wrong with a campervan

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there wasn’t one available

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I only go to very posh supermarkets..."

So, motorhomes there rather than camper vans?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

Had a meet in a supermarket carpark once... not quite the same but, close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions

Yeah, they sacked me after that. Something about being too familiar with the customers.....

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I only go to very posh supermarkets...

So, motorhomes there rather than camper vans?"

Winnebagos mainly …. With Chauffeurs

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I was a checkout operator once…. For 4 hrs - got fired because of a comment about a clock!!!

I asked if a nice lady would like to look at a clock… she said yes so i lobbed my cock on the counter… she blushed and said thats a cock!!!

I said - well put 2 hands and a face on it!!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Nope can't say I have. Take it you're not talking about an Icelands car park?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

No, but I do often wonder if any of my fellow shoppers are on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife asked me to buy a motorhome once, I think I’m starting to regret saying no

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I only go to very posh supermarkets...

So, motorhomes there rather than camper vans?

Winnebagos mainly …. With Chauffeurs

More years ago than I care to remember, the back of 'Private Eye' regularly carried a classified ad for 'Dormobiles with working drivers'. Always had me wondering...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I only go to very posh supermarkets...

So, motorhomes there rather than camper vans?

Winnebagos mainly …. With Chauffeurs

More years ago than I care to remember, the back of 'Private Eye' regularly carried a classified ad for 'Dormobiles with working drivers'. Always had me wondering... "

Definitely code!!

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?

No but I was banned from Iceland following a d*unken misadventure over the dessert fridge with a girlfriend back in the university days.

Cue old joke about shagging your wife when she bends forward to get something out of the freezer!"

Said joke was the motivator for the bad conduct in question.

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By *arkhorse12345Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Now I know why the girl smiled at me when I said - I just came in for one thing ??

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"

Have you heard about my 'fuck truck' lol?

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