FabSwingers.com forum: Smell..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We see a lot about smell and hygiene on peoples profiles and we always assumed it was a given that people would shower and turn up clean and smelling fresh.. seems we wrong, oh so wrong

Do people turn up dirty and smelly all the time or is it a rare occurrence? Shocked by how many specify it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It seems like a weird thing to brag about, showering, but a lot of people seem to do so.

I also brush my teeth. Do I get a gold star?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops I didn’t know you were supposed to shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one "

Did you turn around and run

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one "

NOOOOOOO!! What did you do? I’d have had to come up with an excuse and left sharpish! Clean is such an easy box to tick people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm always amazed at how many people STINK when in the supermarket and sorry blokes ....... it is mostly ..... if not all ...... men. Unwashed and B.O. ridden and not fresh B.O. that a worker can be proud of ...... rank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It seems like a weird thing to brag about, showering, but a lot of people seem to do so.

I also brush my teeth. Do I get a gold star?"

You brush your teeth as well?! Sorry but that’s Damehood level, you’ve surpassed gold stars

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There used to be a common line is "I know what soap is"

I know what a trombone is. I can't play one and I've never tried.

Do they know what soap is the way I know what a trombone is?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It seems like a weird thing to brag about, showering, but a lot of people seem to do so.

I also brush my teeth. Do I get a gold star?

You brush your teeth as well?! Sorry but that’s Damehood level, you’ve surpassed gold stars

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By *eadjeyecMan
over a year ago

Bucks/London

"I'm always amazed at how many people STINK when in the supermarket and sorry blokes ....... it is mostly ..... if not all ...... men. Unwashed and B.O. ridden and not fresh B.O. that a worker can be proud of ...... rank. "

Absolutely hate this, it seems to linger and makes me feel sick. Not hard to wash and smell nice

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"There used to be a common line is "I know what soap is"

I know what a trombone is. I can't play one and I've never tried.

Do they know what soap is the way I know what a trombone is?"

Rusty Trombone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one

NOOOOOOO!! What did you do? I’d have had to come up with an excuse and left sharpish! Clean is such an easy box to tick people

I did exactly that! I mean, if her house smelled like that, there's no way I was going down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one

Did you turn around and run

Yes. Yes I did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get the slightest whiff all play is off.

I do specify it on my profile so it does give anyone notice as to what I expect and it’s only respect for others.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There used to be a common line is "I know what soap is"

I know what a trombone is. I can't play one and I've never tried.

Do they know what soap is the way I know what a trombone is?"

Is the trombone a euphemism ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is the trombone a euphemism ? "

It's a type of horn you blow and pull at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There used to be a common line is "I know what soap is"

I know what a trombone is. I can't play one and I've never tried.

Do they know what soap is the way I know what a trombone is?

Is the trombone a euphemism ? "

Only if you blow it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I occasionally turn up smelling like the previous guys gooch sweat.. what can I say, I get about a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always ask beforehand whether they want me smelling like my finest self, lynx Africa, or my most organic caveman self.

Because you never know people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that was mandatory emmm I see I been doing it wrong for years then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one

Did you turn around and run

Yes. Yes I did lol"

Omg what a wasted journey

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There used to be a common line is "I know what soap is"

I know what a trombone is. I can't play one and I've never tried.

Do they know what soap is the way I know what a trombone is?

Is the trombone a euphemism ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I occasionally turn up smelling like the previous guys gooch sweat.. what can I say, I get about a bit."

I don't think I've ever been so turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one

Did you turn around and run

Yes. Yes I did lol

Omg what a wasted journey "

I saw her profile on her years later when I rejoined and she has hundreds of veris now.....either she's cleaned her house, or some people are nose blind

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Luckily I've never had a meet like that, which would quickly be a non meet.

I always shower and that includes pulling the foreskin back and washing there as well, as that smeg stuff stinks

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I may occasionally put on some clean underpants and have a quick pat down with a damp flannel.

Copious amounts of old spice cover's many smells.

If you keep the lights off they can't see the rim cheese.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I may occasionally put on some clean underpants and have a quick pat down with a damp flannel.

Copious amounts of old spice cover's many smells.

If you keep the lights off they can't see the rim cheese.

And as we've learned from being here, people are into all sorts

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"We see a lot about smell and hygiene on peoples profiles and we always assumed it was a given that people would shower and turn up clean and smelling fresh.. seems we wrong, oh so wrong

Do people turn up dirty and smelly all the time or is it a rare occurrence? Shocked by how many specify it!

More than one cat lady withhairs all over the place yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a meet once, and when she opened her front door the smell from her house hit me like a train.

You know that dirty, skanky, unwashed smell....? That one

Did you turn around and run

Yes. Yes I did lol

Omg what a wasted journey

I saw her profile on her years later when I rejoined and she has hundreds of veris now.....either she's cleaned her house, or some people are nose blind

Prob doesn’t meet at her house anymore

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I may occasionally put on some clean underpants and have a quick pat down with a damp flannel.

Copious amounts of old spice cover's many smells.

If you keep the lights off they can't see the rim cheese.

And as we've learned from being here, people are into all sorts "

I'll even throw in some pineapple chunks to go with the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference between men and women...

Her: I should get a full body wax, mani pedi, out my lashes on, out my extensions in and shave my toes cos he will definitely notice that!

Him: Maybe I should have a shower just in case my balls end up in her mouth?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Some people seem to be unaware that they have body odour issues.

I say this from an employer perspective who has, over the years, had to speak to at least three individuals about this due to formal complaints by co-workers.

So I think it probably happens with regard to sex too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We see a lot about smell and hygiene on peoples profiles and we always assumed it was a given that people would shower and turn up clean and smelling fresh.. seems we wrong, oh so wrong

Do people turn up dirty and smelly all the time or is it a rare occurrence? Shocked by how many specify it!

Ive seen that mentioned lots on peoples profiles. Not just on here, but on other sites too, including vanilla dating sites.

Like you say, you'd like to think it was a given, basic hygiene and cleanliness.

But asking for it on your profile, does it do any good??

Do the great unwashed actually know they smell??

Or that they live in squalor??

Would they read 'please be clean and shower fresh' and think "oh, that's not me. I stink".

I visit lots of homes in my job. And its incredible the conditions some people live in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not Fab related but I (Badger) once had to deal with a Manager at a Premier Inn who rang my company to give us a full refund and kick out one of our employees, because he smelt so bad that several guests had complained. I had to confront him about his hygiene and couldn’t believe people can be that minging.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I met someone once from somewhere else and we both knew it was to have sex and it soon became obvious that she hadn't washed for what smelt like a week so I had to make excuses and leave.

Yes you would think that making yourself as clean as possible before meeting someone would be priority even if not planning on having sex

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Hygiene should be a given but the competitive cleanliness crew are the biggest bores. You know the type, they've had three showers, washed their hair twice, hoovered the roof and mopped the garden all before breakfast

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

As someone who is fastidious about their personal hygiene I am struggling to keep my breakfast down here. Being a sweaty mess AFTER fucking is a turn on; before - most definitely not. What is wrong with people??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The difference between men and women...

Her: I should get a full body wax, mani pedi, out my lashes on, out my extensions in and shave my toes cos he will definitely notice that!

Him: Maybe I should have a shower just in case my balls end up in her mouth? "

True

Too many times I've discovered a stray leg hair during a meet and gone "Christ, I fucked up"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hygiene should be a given but the competitive cleanliness crew are the biggest bores. You know the type, they've had three showers, washed their hair twice, hoovered the roof and mopped the garden all before breakfast

That really made me laugh! There’s both extremes in equal measure on here from what I’ve seen

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Pet owners and smokers don't always know that they have a residual odour as they are so used to it. I think we should have a scratch and sniff option on fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The difference between men and women...

Her: I should get a full body wax, mani pedi, out my lashes on, out my extensions in and shave my toes cos he will definitely notice that!

Him: Maybe I should have a shower just in case my balls end up in her mouth? "

Erm yeah that's so not me.

A guy on a first meet, I want nice aftershave.

But if it's a guy I know, I don't mind him coming to me a little dirty and sweaty.

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Pet owners and smokers don't always know that they have a residual odour as they are so used to it. I think we should have a scratch and sniff option on fab..."

Then you'd get loads just doing that and not meeting

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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are the roof and garden metaphors here?

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