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The Department for Petty Rage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have a petty rage? Tell all here.

Mine is that my tv remote batteries died, they’re those stupid tiny triple A ones, and the only spares it transpires I have, I put in a sex toy I’ve never used months ago and they’re also dead now. I went to the corner shop to buy new ones, and had to buy wine (because those are the rules) and when I got back realised my tv wasn’t plugged in properly. Raging doesn’t even come close

Your turn

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why don't people cover their mouths when they cough anymore? I don't mean children, I mean adults. And spitting too.

Go to your room and come out when you can behave like a human being. In the meantime, you're disgusting.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Oops October 3rd pic has given me raging horn .

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Do you have a petty rage? Tell all here.

Mine is that my tv remote batteries died, they’re those stupid tiny triple A ones, and the only spares it transpires I have, I put in a sex toy I’ve never used months ago and they’re also dead now. I went to the corner shop to buy new ones, and had to buy wine (because those are the rules) and when I got back realised my tv wasn’t plugged in properly. Raging doesn’t even come close

Your turn "

But at least you have wine.

XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a petty rage? Tell all here.

Mine is that my tv remote batteries died, they’re those stupid tiny triple A ones, and the only spares it transpires I have, I put in a sex toy I’ve never used months ago and they’re also dead now. I went to the corner shop to buy new ones, and had to buy wine (because those are the rules) and when I got back realised my tv wasn’t plugged in properly. Raging doesn’t even come close

Your turn

But at least you have wine.

XX"

*had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are people unfamiliar with retail. They obviously live off the land, off the grid, using barter. Cos they wait WAIT until they get to the checkout to rummage around for the money, not get it in the queue no wait. And we can all wait too. Cos their time is precious and ours is just something to be wasted.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men.

That's it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what really grinds my gears?

All these gorgeous boobs and asses and I can't touch them damn it....I can't....

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't do rage even petty rage, sorry

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Buying some knitwear with a 50% "winter discount" applied, and for home delivery. It was delivered to the store for clit n' collect.

The next day the item was marked down with a "new years" 75% discount!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying some knitwear with a 50% "winter discount" applied, and for home delivery. It was delivered to the store for clit n' collect.

The next day the item was marked down with a "new years" 75% discount! "

Buy at 75% off send back the other one. Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my period.. that's all.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

If I begin, I'll never stop. I'm not really a man any more. Just a seething magma pit of rage, wrapped in skin and a cheeky smile.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Men.

That's it really. "

Women too.

You’re either not for me, I’m not for you or you’re miles away.

Sort it out please

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

Ignorant people who don't say thank you, for anything. Grow up and learn some manners!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words... teenage daughter

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Buying some knitwear with a 50% "winter discount" applied, and for home delivery. It was delivered to the store for clit n' collect.

The next day the item was marked down with a "new years" 75% discount! "

I want to know where my nearest clit & collect point is ?

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

People not indicating at roundabouts. It's not hard, it's right next to your hand ffs!

I'm not even gonna get started on people sitting in miles of traffic, causing chaos because a lane is closed rather than using the lane until the merge point like you are supposed to

I needed to lay down after a 15 min trip to the shops today.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d be here all day. I blame it on the menopause.

That’s actually my go to sentence for everything at the moment

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm on my period.. that's all."

•

Take a 'pause...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Men.

That's it really.

Women too.

You’re either not for me, I’m not for you or you’re miles away.

Sort it out please "

Can I go with "people"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take a full trolley of shopping through self checkout. They deserve a fate worse than death.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"Two words... teenage daughter "
I know what you mean, I'd a wife and two daughters..I'd only get one sane week a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ignorant people who don't say thank you, for anything. Grow up and learn some manners!! "

Thank you for being bearded and tattooed. Much appreciated.

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham


"Do you have a petty rage? Tell all here.

Mine is that my tv remote batteries died, they’re those stupid tiny triple A ones, and the only spares it transpires I have, I put in a sex toy I’ve never used months ago and they’re also dead now. I went to the corner shop to buy new ones, and had to buy wine (because those are the rules) and when I got back realised my tv wasn’t plugged in properly. Raging doesn’t even come close

Your turn "

I've got a genuinely useful piece of advice for this. If you think a remote is dead, open your phone camera & point the remote at it. Press any button. If it is working, you should see a little light flash/flicker in the camera view (doesn't work for fancy Bluetooth ones). No flashy light means you've gotta buy batteries and wine

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

PMT... Raging at thin air

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By *ull4youbothMan
over a year ago

march

God, I thought it was o9nly me that had things like that happen every day. Lets start a haten club for things that drive us mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're walking behind someone in a busy street and they suddenly just stop. Did your fucking SIMs creator tell you to do that or are you just an indecisive fuckwit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does raging at my mother count?

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By *ull4youbothMan
over a year ago

march

God, I thought it was only me that had things like that happen every day. Lets start a hate club for things that drive us mad

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"People not indicating at roundabouts. It's not hard, it's right next to your hand ffs!

I'm not even gonna get started on people sitting in miles of traffic, causing chaos because a lane is closed rather than using the lane until the merge point like you are supposed to

I needed to lay down after a 15 min trip to the shops today."

Why queue at all ? Just walk straight to the front. I see it all the time.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Buying some knitwear with a 50% "winter discount" applied, and for home delivery. It was delivered to the store for clit n' collect.

The next day the item was marked down with a "new years" 75% discount!

I want to know where my nearest clit & collect point is ? "

Don't ask a guy. Chances are he won't know.

A

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside


"People not indicating at roundabouts. It's not hard, it's right next to your hand ffs!

I'm not even gonna get started on people sitting in miles of traffic, causing chaos because a lane is closed rather than using the lane until the merge point like you are supposed to

I needed to lay down after a 15 min trip to the shops today.

Why queue at all ? Just walk straight to the front. I see it all the time."
People get cranky when I leave my car in middle of the road.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Buying some knitwear with a 50% "winter discount" applied, and for home delivery. It was delivered to the store for clit n' collect.

The next day the item was marked down with a "new years" 75% discount!

I want to know where my nearest clit & collect point is ?

Don't ask a guy. Chances are he won't know.

A"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yeah, that our holiday is almost over. Why do these things have to come to an end?! Why can't I be a lady of leisure who swans around the world?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God, I thought it was o9nly me that had things like that happen every day. Lets start a haten club for things that drive us mad

"

What’s your rage, Bob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas drivers doing 35 on main roads

Have to suppress my rage at some granny off to visit her family or friends going at a snails pace

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Ignorant people who don't say thank you, for anything. Grow up and learn some manners!!

Thank you for being bearded and tattooed. Much appreciated. "

You're very much welcome. I did it just for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groups of people who insist on walking side by side taking up the whole path while walking at a snails pace.

Customers at work who will stand there and count all their pennies to make up the total rather than just handing you that pound coin. “Just getting rid of some change” with the stupid giggle. “Heh heh heh , just hurry the fuck up ”.

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

LH


"Do you have a petty rage? Tell all here.

Mine is that my tv remote batteries died, they’re those stupid tiny triple A ones, and the only spares it transpires I have, I put in a sex toy I’ve never used months ago and they’re also dead now. I went to the corner shop to buy new ones, and had to buy wine (because those are the rules) and when I got back realised my tv wasn’t plugged in properly. Raging doesn’t even come close

Your turn "

That's hilarious at least you have new batteries for your toy now

For me, double parkers, leaving just enough room for a car to get through but not taking into consideration fire engines, ambulance etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Groups of people who insist on walking side by side taking up the whole path while walking at a snails pace.

Customers at work who will stand there and count all their pennies to make up the total rather than just handing you that pound coin. “Just getting rid of some change” with the stupid giggle. “Heh heh heh , just hurry the fuck up ”.

"

Someones in need of another hotel break with whale sounds...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a genuinely useful piece of advice for this. If you think a remote is dead, open your phone camera & point the remote at it. Press any button. If it is working, you should see a little light flash/flicker in the camera view (doesn't work for fancy Bluetooth ones). No flashy light means you've gotta buy batteries and wine "

Ooooooh this is good!

Does this work on anything with batteries, or only tv remotes?!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hate folks eating behind me when I’m on trains.

Scrunching crisps, slurping on drinks….it makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a genuinely useful piece of advice for this. If you think a remote is dead, open your phone camera & point the remote at it. Press any button. If it is working, you should see a little light flash/flicker in the camera view (doesn't work for fancy Bluetooth ones). No flashy light means you've gotta buy batteries and wine

Ooooooh this is good!

Does this work on anything with batteries, or only tv remotes?! "

It doesn't work at all I just tried it FAKE NEWS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it."

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something petty on here. I don’t get why when someone dies, multiple RIP threads are made. Can’t people see there is already a thread going…

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

People talking and eating in the cinema...just sshhh

People driving right up my bum, back off!!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Waitrose car parks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane drivers. Especially those doing dead on 70. I can tell they are judging anyone overtaking for being dangerous.

People who do 40 in a 60, and then carry on doing the same speed in a 30.

Lorries playing chuckle brother overtaking games.

(I'm a calm driver. Honest)

Computer restarts. You can do it now, or in 5 minutes. Thanks Bill that's my call ruined. Elon and JRM are loving your work.

And not a moan, but given so many sex toys are main powered... How weak is one that uses AAA? Unless that's the remote for a uber sex toy ...

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

Getting up starts it…..then it gets worse from there!

Seriously though, life’s too short, let it go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are some people so starving hungry , that they need to start eating their food purchases before they get to the checkout !!!

FFS you trailer park vermin , stop grinding my fuckin gears !

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham


"I've got a genuinely useful piece of advice for this. If you think a remote is dead, open your phone camera & point the remote at it. Press any button. If it is working, you should see a little light flash/flicker in the camera view (doesn't work for fancy Bluetooth ones). No flashy light means you've gotta buy batteries and wine

Ooooooh this is good!

Does this work on anything with batteries, or only tv remotes?!

It doesn't work at all I just tried it FAKE NEWS!"

Maybe you have a fancy remote? Maybe I need to be more specific, it works with any IR remote. Make sure the IR sensor is facing the camera & press a button, you'll see a blue light. Bluetooth remotes, ones for firesticks etc work differently so maybe that's the issue

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham


"I've got a genuinely useful piece of advice for this. If you think a remote is dead, open your phone camera & point the remote at it. Press any button. If it is working, you should see a little light flash/flicker in the camera view (doesn't work for fancy Bluetooth ones). No flashy light means you've gotta buy batteries and wine

Ooooooh this is good!

Does this work on anything with batteries, or only tv remotes?! "

If someone can't tell if the batteries are dead in sex toy, they have bigger issues to worry about

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

So many things…. people who stop dead when they get off an escalator - where the do they think everyone else behind them will go? People who take off their coats or bags and allow them to encroach on your share of seating space on trains, cinemas etc. People who block whole sections of supermarket aisles with their trolleys and have zero awareness of those around them. People who let their kids cause disruption and do nothing to try and keep them under control. I could go on…

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Just spent an hour with my boss (4th this year) on my performance review.

No mention on how I performed but plenty of talk on the 'crazy year we've had' ... bkah blah blah ...

I guess I'll keep doing what I do and a new boss will be along shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get Tom Petty rage - I just Won't back down!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Heartbreaker

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I get Tom Petty rage - I just Won't back down! "

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Looking at booking a Travelodge yesterday, reasonable price.

Booked it today and it's £20 dearer!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss"

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a petty rage? Tell all here.

Mine is that my tv remote batteries died, they’re those stupid tiny triple A ones, and the only spares it transpires I have, I put in a sex toy I’ve never used months ago and they’re also dead now. I went to the corner shop to buy new ones, and had to buy wine (because those are the rules) and when I got back realised my tv wasn’t plugged in properly. Raging doesn’t even come close

Your turn "

At least you got the wine though

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Why don't people cover their mouths when they cough anymore? I don't mean children, I mean adults. And spitting too."

What's going on with the spitting?! I just can't get my head round it.

Oh... and burping. That's apparently a thing now. People, including grown adults, just do it out loud almost with a sense of pride. W.T.A.F?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plague of today. People walking around staring at their screens and expecting you to move out of their way or acting surprised when you stop in front of them with amused face. Why shall I move if you aren't paying attention to your surroundings?

Also someone mentioned above people occupying whole width of a pavement... especially if they are slow walkers. Grr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train! "

I literally never check train times in London cause I assume they're all delayed anyway. As long as it's not the last one I'm missing I'll just get there and usually only wait for 2 minutes having missed it by 10 according to the apps

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Looking at booking a Travelodge yesterday, reasonable price.

Booked it today and it's £20 dearer!!"

Tip next time - clear your cache/cookies and browsing history or use a different device not sharing the same sign in. We've observed the same thing with booking hotels and flights and you get the "first searched" price back if the website thinks you've not searched before.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it."

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train! "

Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Our local station has one train per half hour into Manchester on weekdays (up to about 7pm). One per hour on Sundays/Bank Holidays or weekdays after 7pm. Wait more than 3 minutes?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh - people that pump music out of their cars at levels which are only gonna break their little shitty ear canals in due course. It's always some fucking monotonous beat with a crap slow rap over it roo

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"People not indicating at roundabouts. It's not hard, it's right next to your hand ffs!"

I'm sorry, this is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?"

In London it's famously to the right. It says it everywhere and everyone does it. But some people who I guess don't understand logic will stand alone on the left side where people walk up (everyone in London is in a rush) and just think that that's all totally fine

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?"

They should stand on the right hand side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People not indicating at roundabouts. It's not hard, it's right next to your hand ffs!

I'm sorry, this is me."

I thought you were too perfect to be fair so it's good to hear this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that stand right behind you in supermarkets, fuck off! I miss lockdowns for this reason.

When driving people that don't wave thanks if you give way, knobheads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh - people that pump music out of their cars at levels which are only gonna break their little shitty ear canals in due course. It's always some fucking monotonous beat with a crap slow rap over it roo"

Sorry Brucey but this is me , not the slow rap but it’s usually some other shitty song

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

People that walk thru a mall or any public area with their phone on speaker having a very loud conversation. Not everyone is interested in your personal life so please stop!!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

In London it's famously to the right. It says it everywhere and everyone does it. But some people who I guess don't understand logic will stand alone on the left side where people walk up (everyone in London is in a rush) and just think that that's all totally fine "

I'm glad I asked! I would 100% have assumed that you stand on the left and walk on the right. To me, that seems far more intuitive, but now I know!

Thanks.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train!

Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Our local station has one train per half hour into Manchester on weekdays (up to about 7pm). One per hour on Sundays/Bank Holidays or weekdays after 7pm. Wait more than 3 minutes?!?! "

Thoughts and prayers, KC. This is why we need more funding for public transport in London - did you not hear we sometimes have to wait for 3 whole minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh - people that pump music out of their cars at levels which are only gonna break their little shitty ear canals in due course. It's always some fucking monotonous beat with a crap slow rap over it roo

Sorry Brucey but this is me , not the slow rap but it’s usually some other shitty song "

I don't plan on ever being in a car with you driving so it's ok! God knows you'd just wanna take me to a five guys as well (shudders)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

In London it's famously to the right. It says it everywhere and everyone does it. But some people who I guess don't understand logic will stand alone on the left side where people walk up (everyone in London is in a rush) and just think that that's all totally fine

I'm glad I asked! I would 100% have assumed that you stand on the left and walk on the right. To me, that seems far more intuitive, but now I know!

Thanks."

To be fair I'm with you there BUT I didn't make the rules. And the rules are stated genuinely on boards EVERYWHERE

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

People who walk more slowly than I whizz along in my wheelchair.

BUUUUUUUT even more - people who made me stop my wheelchair on a steep incline, e.g. by suddenly stopping or walking in front of me. Have they got any fucking clue how much strength is required to hold steady without tipping backwards?!?!?! And then how much fucking effort is needed to get going again?!?!?! My rotator cuffs ache just thinking about it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train!

Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Our local station has one train per half hour into Manchester on weekdays (up to about 7pm). One per hour on Sundays/Bank Holidays or weekdays after 7pm. Wait more than 3 minutes?!?!

Thoughts and prayers, KC. This is why we need more funding for public transport in London - did you not hear we sometimes have to wait for 3 whole minutes? "

Oh, I can't even get on with hourly fuckers at our local stations. Steps, you see? No lifts. I have to drive or take a taxi 6 or 7 miles to a mainline station, to then travel through my local station (because the mainline station is further away )

I rarely take trains, but Mr KC uses them (when they turn up!)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train!

Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Our local station has one train per half hour into Manchester on weekdays (up to about 7pm). One per hour on Sundays/Bank Holidays or weekdays after 7pm. Wait more than 3 minutes?!?!

Thoughts and prayers, KC. This is why we need more funding for public transport in London - did you not hear we sometimes have to wait for 3 whole minutes?

Oh, I can't even get on with hourly fuckers at our local stations. Steps, you see? No lifts. I have to drive or take a taxi 6 or 7 miles to a mainline station, to then travel through my local station (because the mainline station is further away )

I rarely take trains, but Mr KC uses them (when they turn up!)"

This is one for the Department of Major Rage. I'll just put you through.

But, joking aside, that inaccessibility is outrageous.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'm glad I asked! I would 100% have assumed that you stand on the left and walk on the right. To me, that seems far more intuitive, but now I know!

Thanks.

To be fair I'm with you there BUT I didn't make the rules. And the rules are stated genuinely on boards EVERYWHERE "

I'd love to know what the initial reasoning was. Although things have changed, I think it's still generally a cultural habit to over-take on the right.

I presume that's why I would have made that mistake. Ah, fuck it, I'll just keep avoiding London!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I literally once had to move a PDA couple to the side cause they were holding up loads of commuters. This is a good one, it boils my piss

You and me both, mate. And don't get me started on arriving on a platform and finding I need to wait more than 3 minutes for a train!

Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Our local station has one train per half hour into Manchester on weekdays (up to about 7pm). One per hour on Sundays/Bank Holidays or weekdays after 7pm. Wait more than 3 minutes?!?!

Thoughts and prayers, KC. This is why we need more funding for public transport in London - did you not hear we sometimes have to wait for 3 whole minutes?

Oh, I can't even get on with hourly fuckers at our local stations. Steps, you see? No lifts. I have to drive or take a taxi 6 or 7 miles to a mainline station, to then travel through my local station (because the mainline station is further away )

I rarely take trains, but Mr KC uses them (when they turn up!)

This is one for the Department of Major Rage. I'll just put you through.

But, joking aside, that inaccessibility is outrageous."

BuT I sHoUlD sToP dRiViNG mY cAr!!!! Yes, I know it's environmentally unfriendly, but the alternative is to become a hermit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh - people that pump music out of their cars at levels which are only gonna break their little shitty ear canals in due course. It's always some fucking monotonous beat with a crap slow rap over it roo

Sorry Brucey but this is me , not the slow rap but it’s usually some other shitty song

I don't plan on ever being in a car with you driving so it's ok! God knows you'd just wanna take me to a five guys as well (shudders) "

Ugh as if! You’ve clearly got no taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh - people that pump music out of their cars at levels which are only gonna break their little shitty ear canals in due course. It's always some fucking monotonous beat with a crap slow rap over it roo

Sorry Brucey but this is me , not the slow rap but it’s usually some other shitty song

I don't plan on ever being in a car with you driving so it's ok! God knows you'd just wanna take me to a five guys as well (shudders)

Ugh as if! You’ve clearly got no taste "

Listen, we are gonna listen to some Biffy Clyro at a reasonable volume, drive to zizzis, then back to a hotel for whale music.

And you're gonna love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I asked! I would 100% have assumed that you stand on the left and walk on the right. To me, that seems far more intuitive, but now I know!

Thanks.

To be fair I'm with you there BUT I didn't make the rules. And the rules are stated genuinely on boards EVERYWHERE

I'd love to know what the initial reasoning was. Although things have changed, I think it's still generally a cultural habit to over-take on the right.

I presume that's why I would have made that mistake. Ah, fuck it, I'll just keep avoiding London! "

I would. It's nice to live in for a bit but then you lose your soul, sanity, morals and dreams

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Some of mine have been mentioned by others already, like the people taking up the whole pavement & walking hella slow.

Adverts on YouTube. I didn't want to download tik-tok the first 20,000 times you interrupted my video, #20,001 is not the charm.

People taking long at the cash machine. Emptying out their whole handbag trying to find money on their credit card, debit card, Visa, Amex card, nectar card christmas card & god knows what else. YOU ARE BROKE ffs..

People with off-leash dogs in the park. I don't care if fido is just a puppy & "only wants to play", I fucking don't!

On a related note, something that used to really annoy me back when I was younger was when they would let their dogs loose right next to the bit where me & my friends were playing football. Clearly done on purpose as well just to be a disruptive wanker.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Off topic, but I love the swimwear and the dresses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it !

"

It's because you're doing chips wrong! They're doing you a favour.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I misted the title and thought this thread was the Department for Betty Page.

It’s not.

Now I feel some petty rage.

The circle is complete.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with. "

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it !

It's because you're doing chips wrong! They're doing you a favour. "

Oh,no. Seriously it aggravates the life out of me. Especially when I tell them and they reply.. "yes no problem"

How hard can it be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take so many deep breaths these days it's as well I wfh.

People would be thinking I was either about to give birth or get off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips! "

Chips then garlic and chill sauce before the chips.

Give it a go you might like it. Anyone let us all know if they know someone who works in a chippie or kebab shop who is capable of doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips then garlic and chill sauce before the chips.

Give it a go you might like it. Anyone let us all know if they know someone who works in a chippie or kebab shop who is capable of doing it."

I mean before the cheese.

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

Too many to mention them all..

But.

People who say Robin Reliant.. the car company is called reliant!!!

You don't say Focus Ford!! So get it bloody right.

People who talk in cinemas.. SHUT UP!!

People who listen to music and anything else out loud on their phones on public transport..

HEADPHONES!!!!!!

and that godawful tinny tit tit tit tit tit sound even when they have got headphones in..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips! "

Chips and cheese is a delicious thing!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Chips then garlic and chill sauce before the chips.

Give it a go you might like it. Anyone let us all know if they know someone who works in a chippie or kebab shop who is capable of doing it.

I mean before the cheese. "

You can't put anything *before* the cheese, because that effects its melting on the chips. I hate to kink-shame, but you lot are some damn sick puppies!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Chips then garlic and chill sauce before the chips.

Give it a go you might like it. Anyone let us all know if they know someone who works in a chippie or kebab shop who is capable of doing it.

I mean before the cheese.

You can't put anything *before* the cheese, because that effects its melting on the chips. I hate to kink-shame, but you lot are some damn sick puppies! "

I agree with this, if sauce is going on before cheese then it would have to be beneath top layer of chips because cheese melting is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips then garlic and chill sauce before the chips.

Give it a go you might like it. Anyone let us all know if they know someone who works in a chippie or kebab shop who is capable of doing it."

I agree! You have to put the sauce before the cheese in order to get an even distribution of sauce over the chips , if you do it the other way all the cheese and sauce just sticks to the top of the lid

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"You can't put anything *before* the cheese, because that effects its melting on the chips. I hate to kink-shame, but you lot are some damn sick puppies!

I agree with this, if sauce is going on before cheese then it would have to be beneath top layer of chips because cheese melting is important "

Now this is interesting: layers!

Chips, then sauce, then chips, then cheese.

Can someone let Alice know that I'm popping out!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips and cheese is a delicious thing!"

I'm an open-minded kind of guy, but this is a hard limit.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips and cheese is a delicious thing!

I'm an open-minded kind of guy, but this is a hard limit."

But chips and cheese is amazing!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You can't put anything *before* the cheese, because that effects its melting on the chips. I hate to kink-shame, but you lot are some damn sick puppies!

I agree with this, if sauce is going on before cheese then it would have to be beneath top layer of chips because cheese melting is important

Now this is interesting: layers!

Chips, then sauce, then chips, then cheese.

Can someone let Alice know that I'm popping out! "

It's the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that eat with their mouth open. Proper mouth breathers

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips and cheese is a delicious thing!

I'm an open-minded kind of guy, but this is a hard limit.

But chips and cheese is amazing! "

I'm afraid this one's not up for debate!

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

People that take stuff off the shelves in supermarkets, then decide they didn't actually want said item, so they nonchalantly deposit it on whatever shelf they happen to be near at the time.

This often means refrigerated stuff (like a steak, for example) end up somewhere like the biscuit aisle, before ultimately going to waste...really does piss me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)"

I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips and cheese is a delicious thing!

I'm an open-minded kind of guy, but this is a hard limit.

But chips and cheese is amazing!

I'm afraid this one's not up for debate!

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)"

I think you need to make some serious changes in the new year because melted cheese is divine

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)"

ADMIN! CAN WE HAVE AN ADMIN?!

How was that not picked-up automatically? That's going to haunt me for the rest of the year.

I thought human beings were just born with the knowledge that melted cheese goes on EV-ERY-THING!

Jesus! I'm fuming right now. Babe, can you please pass me the leftover sprouts and the tub of cheese? I'm really having a bad time at the moment!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)

I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that "

Your feedback (and yours PD and OpenBiCouple) has been noted, but I remain unrepentant.

I'll get my coat and head to Swingers Chat...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)

I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that

Your feedback (and yours PD and OpenBiCouple) has been noted, but I remain unrepentant.

I'll get my coat and head to Swingers Chat...

"

I'll go warn them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

They should stand on the right hand side "

I don't get why it's the right hand side and not the left. We drive on the left, make more sense to me to stabs to the left. Could just be me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

They should stand on the right hand side

I don't get why it's the right hand side and not the left. We drive on the left, make more sense to me to stabs to the left. Could just be me."

I agree with you for same reasons, makes sense

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I get unreasonably peed off if someone says vagina when they mean vulva.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)

I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that

Your feedback (and yours PD and OpenBiCouple) has been noted, but I remain unrepentant.

I'll get my coat and head to Swingers Chat...

"

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I don't get why it's the right hand side and not the left. We drive on the left, make more sense to me to stabs to the left. Could just be me."

100%! If I was in London, I'd respect the rules. But the left just makes far more sense.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

No point in petty rage

Nobody gives a shit about me or what I think anyway, so why bother getting wound up about anything?

Just pour a cup of tea and chill

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By *illis92Man
over a year ago

little town by the river

Couldnt agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm going to whisper it so as not to be hounded out of the lounge, but I don't like melted cheese*...

(*I make an exception for pizza!)

I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that

Your feedback (and yours PD and OpenBiCouple) has been noted, but I remain unrepentant.

I'll get my coat and head to Swingers Chat...

"

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why don't people cover their mouths when they cough anymore? I don't mean children, I mean adults. And spitting too.

Go to your room and come out when you can behave like a human being. In the meantime, you're disgusting. "

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

People not indicating to turn left when they see you waiting to carry on and then you miss your turn again. Take them off the roads

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

People who walk two or three abreast toward you on the pavement and then expect you to walk in the road, rather than walk behind each other....

Internally, I explode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get unreasonably peed off if someone says vagina when they mean vulva. "

They really are c*nts.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I’d be here all day. I blame it on the menopause.

That’s actually my go to sentence for everything at the moment "

And mine! And I still get no sympathy from the other half and adult children

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Two words... teenage daughter I know what you mean, I'd a wife and two daughters..I'd only get one sane week a month "

I'm one of 4 girls, so with us and my mam my dad had no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t raged for a long time….fomo….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have now been poorly for almost three weeks. Rosie has had to cancel all her holiday play dates, and we have only managed to muster up the strength to have one quickie over the festive period just to stop ourselves from bickering

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

They should stand on the right hand side

I don't get why it's the right hand side and not the left. We drive on the left, make more sense to me to stabs to the left. Could just be me.

I agree with you for same reasons, makes sense "

The clue is that the escalator is a mile high and every other fucker is stood on the right! This gets me raging to the point where I now cycle everywhere in London.

Also - dawdlers, people that stop dead - usually in front of doorways, people on phones not looking where they are going, cyclist that cycle through pedestrians when the green man is showing, cars that speed up to turn left only to then realise they will cut me up and have to wait anyway, actually virtually every car/van driver, electric scooters (grr), people that leave cupboard doors and drawers open, leaving the toilet seat up.... I could be here all day but this has been very therapeutic

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Vegan or vegetarian burger. Vegan or vegetarian sausage.

Its not a sausage or a burger. I don't ask for a meat sausage in the butcher or a meat cheeseburger.

Vegan sausage should be called plant based product tube or something like that.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"People that walk thru a mall or any public area with their phone on speaker having a very loud conversation. Not everyone is interested in your personal life so please stop!!"

You could go over and join in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Why don't people cover their mouths when they cough anymore? I don't mean children, I mean adults. And spitting too.

Go to your room and come out when you can behave like a human being. In the meantime, you're disgusting. "

This! So gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst petty rage I get is for when I’m pulling out of a side road and traffic is free flowing yet someone slows down to ‘let’ me out, it’s sends me on one, it’s not Highway Code, literally invokes every fear in me about accident forms and whose fault was it, well they flashed me so I pulled out won’t wash with the insurance company SO STOP FUCKING DOING IT please, if you are driving along and you see a car in a side street waiting to pull out you go ahead and on about your business, they will wait and the world will be a much better place …. Thank you

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Rude people with no manners especially when driving..... I mean if I've pulled over to let you through on my side of the road at least have the f**King decency to say thank you!!!! Annnnnd breath.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it.

I don't understand. (I don't use tube escalators, so I genuinely don't.) Where would you want them to stand?

They should stand on the right hand side

I don't get why it's the right hand side and not the left. We drive on the left, make more sense to me to stabs to the left. Could just be me."

Apparently the original design of the tube escalators was different. You didn't step of the end but to the side. On the tube, the exit was to the left so people were asked to stand on the right to allow people to pass and be able to get off.

Search for "escalator etiquette" on Wikipedia for more details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't use the quote function

Cue a million quoteless replies of "I agree"

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"There are people unfamiliar with retail. They obviously live off the land, off the grid, using barter. Cos they wait WAIT until they get to the checkout to rummage around for the money, not get it in the queue no wait. And we can all wait too. Cos their time is precious and ours is just something to be wasted.

Rant over. "

The same feckers, who can't be arsed to put a dividing bar oojamaflip, after their last item on the conveyor belt.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Why don't people cover their mouths when they cough anymore? I don't mean children, I mean adults. And spitting too.

Go to your room and come out when you can behave like a human being. In the meantime, you're disgusting. "

This isn't petty at all, particularly given the ongoing health issues. This sort of behaviour is ignorant and inconsiderate.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

People putting empty boxes back on the shelves at work!!! Absolutely boils my piss!!! Grrrrr lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"People who don't use the quote function

Cue a million quoteless replies of "I agree" "

I agree. But at least I used it.

And also linked to the forums....people who message privately rather than post a reply in the thread.

Yes, I know it's an option the site provides, but it tends to be used primarily when someone wants to comment something controversial, agree with something you've said or disagree with a bunch of vitriolic rambling added in for good measure - but doesn't want the rest of the Fab population to witness their view, either for fear of losing appeal to others or because they lack the courage of their conviction enough to say something publicly.

Grow a pair and just say what you think in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't use the quote function

Cue a million quoteless replies of "I agree"

I agree. But at least I used it.

And also linked to the forums....people who message privately rather than post a reply in the thread.

Yes, I know it's an option the site provides, but it tends to be used primarily when someone wants to comment something controversial, agree with something you've said or disagree with a bunch of vitriolic rambling added in for good measure - but doesn't want the rest of the Fab population to witness their view, either for fear of losing appeal to others or because they lack the courage of their conviction enough to say something publicly.

Grow a pair and just say what you think in public.

A "
*replies privately*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one from me. Constant Instagram pictures. It's fine, you do you, but even from the hotties I get a little tired of seeing EVERY DAMN gym selfie they have to show. So much life spent taking pictures with a little ass out!

Please note I want you all to continue doing what I just ranted about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't use the quote function

Cue a million quoteless replies of "I agree"

I agree. But at least I used it.

And also linked to the forums....people who message privately rather than post a reply in the thread.

Yes, I know it's an option the site provides, but it tends to be used primarily when someone wants to comment something controversial, agree with something you've said or disagree with a bunch of vitriolic rambling added in for good measure - but doesn't want the rest of the Fab population to witness their view, either for fear of losing appeal to others or because they lack the courage of their conviction enough to say something publicly.

Grow a pair and just say what you think in public.

A "

Depends on WHO it is imho.

I get dms from people who simply don't do forums. I have no annoyance with them. Maybe they are uncomfortable with the forums or want their privacy and choose to message directly because they're being true to themselves.

BUT when a regular poster chooses to dm it does land with me that they are being less than straight somewhere, either with me or with the forum, to craft and protect their image/rep.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells


"Looking at booking a Travelodge yesterday, reasonable price.

Booked it today and it's £20 dearer!!

Tip next time - clear your cache/cookies and browsing history or use a different device not sharing the same sign in. We've observed the same thing with booking hotels and flights and you get the "first searched" price back if the website thinks you've not searched before."

Thanks, I'll try that next time

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

When unloading a full weeks shop in to the conveyer belt and the person behinds start unloading their trolley before I’ve finished BACK OFF DORIS I will use the whole damn thing if I want to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at booking a Travelodge yesterday, reasonable price.

Booked it today and it's £20 dearer!!

Tip next time - clear your cache/cookies and browsing history or use a different device not sharing the same sign in. We've observed the same thing with booking hotels and flights and you get the "first searched" price back if the website thinks you've not searched before.

Thanks, I'll try that next time "
or use incognito browsing. I believe that has the same effect and is easier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But when a regular poster chooses to dm it does land with me that they are being less than straight somewhere, either with me or with the forum, to craft and protect their image/rep."

Oh really? I do it because I don’t want to monopolise a thread with my views, and I think the person I’m messaging might want to discuss my point because they have similar views. Plus I like whoever it is, and it’s an ‘in’ to a chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one from me. Constant Instagram pictures. It's fine, you do you, but even from the hotties I get a little tired of seeing EVERY DAMN gym selfie they have to show. So much life spent taking pictures with a little ass out!

Please note I want you all to continue doing what I just ranted about."

Off to delete pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But when a regular poster chooses to dm it does land with me that they are being less than straight somewhere, either with me or with the forum, to craft and protect their image/rep.

Oh really? I do it because I don’t want to monopolise a thread with my views, and I think the person I’m messaging might want to discuss my point because they have similar views. Plus I like whoever it is, and it’s an ‘in’ to a chat."

Continuing in the same vein off-thread as on wouldn't be a contradiction. Having a flirt, also a fun reason.

If they post one opinion and dm another? Or a hundred other scenarios? Not quite the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But when a regular poster chooses to dm it does land with me that they are being less than straight somewhere, either with me or with the forum, to craft and protect their image/rep.

Oh really? I do it because I don’t want to monopolise a thread with my views, and I think the person I’m messaging might want to discuss my point because they have similar views. Plus I like whoever it is, and it’s an ‘in’ to a chat."
different ppl have different motivations. Some you tell are like you, others their DMs are not aligned to their imagine (or they say they don't want to post for fear of becoming an ostrich). Others have a wee dig at posters. Feel free to DM to let me know your thoughts

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"But when a regular poster chooses to dm it does land with me that they are being less than straight somewhere, either with me or with the forum, to craft and protect their image/rep.

Oh really? I do it because I don’t want to monopolise a thread with my views, and I think the person I’m messaging might want to discuss my point because they have similar views. Plus I like whoever it is, and it’s an ‘in’ to a chat."

That last line is key.

I guess with regular posters it can be different to a total stranger PM'ing in response to a forum post. If you've had interactions in threads before and replied to each other then a private message to not clog up a thread is different. Hell - sometimes I wish people would do that more often instead of turning someone else's thread into a personal chat!

But jumping to a private message is still cringy IMHO if it's because you see it as a means of hiding a private view from the wider public, or if it's just to blow smoke up someone's arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the supermarket for some specific mince pies and a small Christmas pudding to last for a few more weeks. They were gone...every last one of them. Only ones left were the ones no one was interested in at any time. They won't have those mince pies again because they change the recipe every year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just put mascara on. And then sneezed.

FOR FUCKS SAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just put mascara on. And then sneezed.

FOR FUCKS SAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE"
better than sneezing while putting mascara on. Ouch.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

People who listen to music or watch films on public transport through their phone's speaker. Just buy some earphones.

People who cycle on the pavement. I'm much against hunting with dogs but I'd be prepared to make an exception for this.

Instagram. Full of 'recommended for you', 'because you liked', etc. i have to wade through all that crap just to see any posts from people I'm following.

I'm getting old!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I’ve just put mascara on. And then sneezed.

FOR FUCKS SAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE"

Better than sneezing mid blow job.

A

*for the guy, anyway..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just for everyone who's ever stood on the left hand side of a Tube escalator. Please don't, my blood pressure can't take it."

•

I concur with YOLO. This is a bugbear with me too.

And for those who are wondering what the "Tube" is: it's the London Underground, the 'subway', the 'metro', the antiquated subterranean rapid transit rail network.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Waitrose car parks. "

•

At least Waitrose have carparks! Trying to park around Fortnum and Mason is even worse.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Xmas drivers doing 35 on main roads

Have to suppress my rage at some granny off to visit her family or friends going at a snails pace"

I rely on them to prevent me from tripping the speed cameras!

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Adults riding bikes on the pavement even though there is a cycle lane.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Ignoramuses who think that all pharmacists do is "slap a label on a box" ... Get the fuck in the bin you bunch of numpties!!!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"Two words... teenage daughter I know what you mean, I'd a wife and two daughters..I'd only get one sane week a month

I'm one of 4 girls, so with us and my mam my dad had no chance "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I sorted all the various spoons at work into different containers. They all had a place to live.

I had one day off. One.

Upon my return the next day the spoons were all slung in the containers without care, without sorting dessert spoon from sundae spoon from soup spoon or teaspoon. All a jumble.

I went Uri Geller on a sundae spoon or it would have been someone's neck I was bending.

I honestly nearly cried over fucking spoons.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"People who don't use the quote function

Cue a million quoteless replies of "I agree" "

And don't leave a blank line between the quote and their reply so when it's next replied to their comment and your one they replied to looks like one persons message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That's so true.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"At least Waitrose have carparks! Trying to park around Fortnum and Mason is even worse."

That’s what chauffeurs are for. I love driving, but being driven is a much better option in that part of the city.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the kids dont screw the lid tightly back on bottles, jars etc

People who park outside supemarket doors

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"At least Waitrose have carparks! Trying to park around Fortnum and Mason is even worse.

That’s what chauffeurs are for. I love driving, but being driven is a much better option in that part of the city."

•

Yes, but my landaulette is currently in for a service.

Therefore the Tube beckons...until someone starts standing on the left of the escalator.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"People who don't use the quote function"

And people who *do* use the quote function but quote ALL of the previous replies. So you end up with 8 paragraphs of quotes just to get to their reply of "Yes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I go to chip shop and I ask for the sauce on my chips before they put the cheese on.

Every single time the reply is something like this "yes no problem, I understand" ... but every damn time they don't do it ! And to annoy me even more they them slam the lid down on the sauce when I'm pleading with them not to do it.

I know it's silly but I want what I want... I mean how hard can it be to put the sauce on first !

Then to top it all off they give me a wooden fork to eat it with.

I'd be raging if anyone tried to put cheese on my chips!

Chips then garlic and chill sauce before the chips.

Give it a go you might like it. Anyone let us all know if they know someone who works in a chippie or kebab shop who is capable of doing it.

I agree! You have to put the sauce before the cheese in order to get an even distribution of sauce over the chips , if you do it the other way all the cheese and sauce just sticks to the top of the lid "

Correct

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yes!!

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