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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

G’wan you know ya wanna

Don’t involve me though I’m resting my thumbs

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Another one? You’re so thirsty tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually F&B.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Another one? You’re so thirsty tonight "

Nooooooo! This is for people to confess

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

Nora I'll happily volunteer to massage the thumbs afterwards.

I'm in also

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am actually F&B."

^^ this is a lie

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I think I already confessed but I had other messages to send out but too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone read theirs and thought wtf, probably from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora I'll happily volunteer to massage the thumbs afterwards.

I'm in also"

No there’s no “in”!! I’m done haha. I thought some might want to confess their messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one? You’re so thirsty tonight

Nooooooo! This is for people to confess "

I’m not confessing to anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confess they were the posters?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Confess they were the posters?"
yep. I should have just said that in the first place. Thanks . I’m tired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in need as totally confused

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Everyone bombard Nora with more messages. Quick!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I missed it

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually F&B.

^^ this is a lie "

That's right. She's actually F&B.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Another one? You’re so thirsty tonight

Nooooooo! This is for people to confess "

Oh right. I confess that I was confused

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Everyone bombard Nora with more messages. Quick! "

They are . I regret this thread haha

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Nora I'll happily volunteer to massage the thumbs afterwards.

I'm in also

No there’s no “in”!! I’m done haha. I thought some might want to confess their messages "

Oh.. oops..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually F&B.

^^ this is a lie

That's right. She's actually F&B."

But I am Jim's Mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora put up a filter wall..

Quick.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora...

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora put up a filter wall..

Quick. "

This is typical Nora post without actually thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a confession. I went on a date once, a nice walk along the riverbank in Durham. Then I suggested popping into Starbucks to grab some takeaway coffees.

I only suggested this because I'd forgotten her name and wanted her to tell it to the barista so he could write it on her cup

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t panic. I didn’t mean I’m gonna say who sent what.

I think I’ll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify everyone, Nora is only now taking messages from people offering to be her love glove

Get in quick as her thumbs are dying.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have a confession. I went on a date once, a nice walk along the riverbank in Durham. Then I suggested popping into Starbucks to grab some takeaway coffees.

I only suggested this because I'd forgotten her name and wanted her to tell it to the barista so he could write it on her cup "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Just to clarify everyone, Nora is only now taking messages from people offering to be her love glove

Get in quick as her thumbs are dying."

. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am actually F&B.

^^ this is a lie

That's right. She's actually F&B."

My beard is completely fabulous

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Well done Nora great thread as always

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I will confess... to having asked Nora to post some messages on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent some little poems here and there. Hope recipients felt good and cheery about those. No seriousness intended.

Enjoy rest of your evening Nora and all.

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually F&B.

^^ this is a lie

That's right. She's actually F&B.

My beard is completely fabulous "

^Euphemism.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well done Nora great thread as always "

You were too late!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am actually F&B.

^^ this is a lie

That's right. She's actually F&B.

My beard is completely fabulous

^Euphemism."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll admit to sending a few.

Turns out, it was worthwhile. Got chatting to someone new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll admit to sending a few.

Turns out, it was worthwhile. Got chatting to someone new "

Ah love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know "

*raises hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone read theirs and thought wtf, probably from me "

If you wrote any to me all they did was get my blaster ready

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

I sent a few and turns out I now have plans at the end of January.

Great thread Nora x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I sent a few and turns out I now have plans at the end of January.

Great thread Nora x "

Really! This makes me happy

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Well done Nora great thread as always

You were too late! "

I got one in didn’t I

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well done Nora great thread as always

You were too late!

I got one in didn’t I "

You did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone read theirs and thought wtf, probably from me

If you wrote any to me all they did was get my blaster ready "

I know how to make you rock solid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know

*raises hand "

Oooft! In that case, keep me down there as long as you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone read theirs and thought wtf, probably from me

If you wrote any to me all they did was get my blaster ready

I know how to make you rock solid."

Whoaaaa we're halfway thereeeee

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m curious as to who thinks that I’m beguiling!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Right I’ve got the vibe of the thread now. Who will confess to sending me a message?

Inbox is open if you don’t want to go public

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Well done Nora great thread as always

You were too late!

I got one in didn’t I

You did "

There you go then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know

*raises hand

Oooft! In that case, keep me down there as long as you want "

Deal

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Right I’ve got the vibe of the thread now. Who will confess to sending me a message?

Inbox is open if you don’t want to go public "

Haha sorry I didn’t explain it very well

It’s not like me to not think before I speak/post

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Right I’ve got the vibe of the thread now. Who will confess to sending me a message?

Inbox is open if you don’t want to go public

Haha sorry I didn’t explain it very well

It’s not like me to not think before I speak/post "

Don’t worry, everyone else seems to get it

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'll confess to sending

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

So only Miss Smith and I have actually confessed. Ah, well, at least I'm in good company.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'll confess to sending"

It depends on what you sent now!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I'll confess to sending"

I confess I was too late to sending you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora..."

I thought it might have been you with the way it was worded, thank you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess I do like Jaffa cakes

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora...

I thought it might have been you with the way it was worded, thank you again "

Ach. So predictable!

No need to thank me: it's all true, and you guys just have the very best Hogmanay.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll confess to sending

I confess I was too late to sending you one "

Oh thank you, its the thought that counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora...

I thought it might have been you with the way it was worded, thank you again

Ach. So predictable!

No need to thank me: it's all true, and you guys just have the very best Hogmanay. "

You have a lovely way with words! And you too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll confess to sending"

I'll confess that I'm the one with the nimble fingers

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Thanks to those that sent one in for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess all mine were obvious and ghastly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know "

I sent the one about the fix, as you already guessed

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll confess to sending

I'll confess that I'm the one with the nimble fingers "

Thanks I liked that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can people not private message me with sexual confessions please.. that isn't the game

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can people not private message me with sexual confessions please.. that isn't the game "

Hahahaha. I’ve just come back on and I’ve got some well weird confessions from randomers . I’m cracking up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message

Is it a song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message

Is it a song?"

sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can people not private message me with sexual confessions please.. that isn't the game

Hahahaha. I’ve just come back on and I’ve got some well weird confessions from randomers . I’m cracking up! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message

Is it a song?

sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango "

That's a fucking niche reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message

Is it a song?

sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango "

A reference everyone would surely get

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By *unRunFun7965Man
over a year ago

Pittsburgh

Super cool thread Nora!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can people not private message me with sexual confessions please.. that isn't the game

Hahahaha. I’ve just come back on and I’ve got some well weird confessions from randomers . I’m cracking up!

"

I was glancing at messages thinking why are people telling me this stuff! What’s going on! Then I remembered this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message

Is it a song?

sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango "

Ahahaha I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only sent 2.

But I'll confess once I'm on your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message

Is it a song?

sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango

That's a fucking niche reference "

I'm a niche f*kr

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I only sent 2.

But I'll confess once I'm on your cock. "

Ere! I just saw a thread about bearded and tatts. Right up your alley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll confess that I haven’t a clue as to what this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only sent 2.

But I'll confess once I'm on your cock. "

Are we having sex right now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only sent 2.

But I'll confess once I'm on your cock.

Ere! I just saw a thread about bearded and tatts. Right up your alley!"

Well I'm off to that then!!

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only sent 2.

But I'll confess once I'm on your cock.

Are we having sex right now?!"

I had you pencilled in for next week?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

im in.

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I’ll confess that I haven’t a clue as to what this is "

Thought it was just me!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora "

I’m so not! Could do with one though.

And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora

I’m so not! Could do with one though.

And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone "

People of fab are easily confused.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora

I’m so not! Could do with one though.

And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone

People of fab are easily confused. "

True. Especially that one

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora

I’m so not! Could do with one though.

And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone

People of fab are easily confused.

True. Especially that one "

I blame you

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora

I’m so not! Could do with one though.

And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone

People of fab are easily confused.

True. Especially that one

I blame you "

It’s cool. Most people do

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two "

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter "

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one? "

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out

"

No one fancies me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank "

It's a talent

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank "

Yeah right, it would take more than that to put you off. I hardly had time to put my umbrella up last time

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Out

No one fancies me "

It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out

No one fancies me

It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it "

I was in the second one

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

Yeah right, it would take more than that to put you off. I hardly had time to put my umbrella up last time "

Umbrella

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Out

No one fancies me

It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it

I was in the second one"

I bet you said out though rather than in!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent "

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

Yeah right, it would take more than that to put you off. I hardly had time to put my umbrella up last time

Umbrella "

It was like Niagra Falls once you got going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out

No one fancies me

It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it

I was in the second one

I bet you said out though rather than in!"

Maybe I should have but I didn't

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Out

No one fancies me

It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it

I was in the second one

I bet you said out though rather than in!

Maybe I should have but I didn't "

It’s because the people who fancy you are too cool to play my silly game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out

No one fancies me

It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it

I was in the second one

I bet you said out though rather than in!

Maybe I should have but I didn't

It’s because the people who fancy you are too cool to play my silly game "

I very much doubt that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience... "

Let me hold it for you for a bit?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience...

Let me hold it for you for a bit?"

Warm hands? If so, you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience...

Let me hold it for you for a bit?

Warm hands? If so, you're on "

I've pre-warmed them down my pants especially for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you walk into your usual busy local but there's 2 people and 2 people only making out in the corner...

That's this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out! "

Nobody has ever said that to me before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before "

I'm certainly not saying it

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before "

Ha I’m only messing. I like your willy

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience...

Let me hold it for you for a bit?

Warm hands? If so, you're on

I've pre-warmed them down my pants especially for you "

Then feel free to grab hold...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it "

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life "

Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

Ha I’m only messing. I like your willy "

You've hurt his feelings now though

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

Ha I’m only messing. I like your willy

You've hurt his feelings now though "

I kiss him better

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life

Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life? "

I doubt it if it's me being restrained

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life

Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life?

I doubt it if it's me being restrained "

. Fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life "

You gonna be some hot slutty princess for me? That would be pretty sweet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life

Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life?

I doubt it if it's me being restrained

. Fucks sake! "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?

I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two

Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter

Not even a chicken and special mayo one?

Now you’ve put me off my ladywank

It's a talent

Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!

Nobody has ever said that to me before

I'm certainly not saying it

So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life

You gonna be some hot slutty princess for me? That would be pretty sweet "

Yes, ultra slutty

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