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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen as some people in here are wanting to go out, but can't and some people are content staying in having a few, why not share your tipple here at the Fab Lounge Bar.

It's an open Bar, fully stocked. Kitchen is open till 2100 being last order for those still having dinner. Jukebox is unlimited choice and free. Come have a drink, bite to eat and or a flirt.

I'm good for serving drinks and cocktails, but I'm two beers in so may need to help, wages are negotiable dependant on experience

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2100 where do I go after hours around here?

Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman "

No problem sir, would you like some ice, feel free to pick some tunes (I'm gonna compile a playlist)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr "

I'll do you a vodka with a sugar lime twist and again, feel free to pick a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman "

Going hard early…how’s that mixture taste buddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2100 where do I go after hours around here?

Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman…. "

2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late one pint coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr "

Evening both… have you been to this bar before? Does it pick up a little later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2100 where do I go after hours around here?

Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman….

2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late one pint coming up "

And one for yourself bud

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Whisky sour please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee please "

Of course, would you like milk and sugar?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep."

What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

A Godfather for me please barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep."

Coming right up, feel free to pick a song from the Jukebox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2100 where do I go after hours around here?

Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman….

2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late one pint coming up

Thanks, I'm on the chefs piss tonight (fosters) as big day tomorrow and leart my lesson Christmas eve

And one for yourself bud "

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? "

It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

Coming right up, feel free to pick a song from the Jukebox "

Yes! Cheeky bit of Brel, I think.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just a big glass of house red will do me please? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a White Russian please barkeeper

And get All Mod Cons by The Jam on the jukebox please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whisky sour please. "

Would you like to make that a double (I'm on comission)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a big glass of house red will do me please? X"

Coming right up, it's an open bar so the bottle is yours, here's another glass so you can share with someone

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??

It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong. "

Make that 2 please Barman

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Porn star martini please, keep them coming.

Mrs

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Pint of Scapa Special and a treble Highland Park please.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll just have the lemonade with a dash of lime .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Gin and lemonade with strawberries please

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By *rummy2020Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Disarono and please fella, and whatever you and the beautiful ladies at the bar are having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large baileys for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beer. A rum. And a espresso martini.

Also whatever that sexy lady is drinking …it’s not for her, I’d like to have whatever she’s drinking too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a White Russian please barkeeper

And get All Mod Cons by The Jam on the jukebox please

"

White Russian coming up Music is lined up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a large white wine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??

It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.

Make that 2 please Barman "

Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Porn star martini please, keep them coming.

Mrs "

It's an open bar, so just give me the nod

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??

It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.

Make that 2 please Barman

Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date "

Absolutely x. I’ll just hop over. I can’t guarantee not to flirt though

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs. "

Only the food finishes at 21:00….

But I’ll start you off with a bottle of red . Merlot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of Scapa Special and a treble Highland Park please."

That's quite the chaser there my friend, this will be me tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just have the lemonade with a dash of lime ."

No problem sir, feel free to pick a song on the jukebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.

What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??

It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.

Make that 2 please Barman

Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date

Absolutely x. I’ll just hop over. I can’t guarantee not to flirt though "

Awesome, and flirt away we can go halfs on the tips and remember to up-sell x

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.

Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

"

How do you like your steak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy.....

Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale....

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Happy to do bar duties later on, but won't be able to start my shift until around 8.30 or so. What a brilliant bar!

Anything the two bar staff want for later, and I'll have a double Corryvreckan, please.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman

Going hard early…how’s that mixture taste buddy? "

Been a firm favourite for a few years now it's a good sipping drink the vanilla gives it a nice edge.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber "

Would you like me to put a word in for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there fillet steak on the menu?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy.....

Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale.... "

I’ll do one of each for you

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Happy to do bar duties later on, but won't be able to start my shift until around 8.30 or so. What a brilliant bar!

Anything the two bar staff want for later, and I'll have a double Corryvreckan, please."

I may have a double something myself later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.

Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning."

I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.

Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.

I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. "

You should come to us. It’s very friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.

Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.

I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours.

You should come to us. It’s very friendly "

Are you next door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks"

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy.....

Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale....

I’ll do one of each for you "

One for each hand

It'll keep me out of trouble, for a few

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. "

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

How do you like your steak?"

Medium Rare please

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy.....

Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale....

I’ll do one of each for you

One for each hand

It'll keep me out of trouble, for a few "

My kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks"

Me too

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

How do you like your steak?

Medium Rare please

"

Coming up my friend xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks"

Apologies to the lady waiting, I'd kindly like to refer you to the dry January Post where I commented on how three drinks in and I'm three sheets to the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then "

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too "

Sorry

I was slicing strawberries into little heart shapes for you

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.

Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.

I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. "

Not long and my music might get loud too. Glad my neighbours are usually louder than me, they won’t even bother.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim! "

Then pull up a stool & tell me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. "

Well a sexy couple further down are all yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too "

Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too

Sorry

I was slicing strawberries into little heart shapes for you "

Awwwww too kind

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too

Sorry

I was slicing strawberries into little heart shapes for you

Awwwww too kind "

Well - it’s the little things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. "

My good sir, we are sorry you feel this way, let me get you a drink post haste, and also accept a voucher for two in future (28 days till expiration)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please? "

Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!

Then pull up a stool & tell me x"

Will this cost me a drink?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!

Then pull up a stool & tell me x

Will this cost me a drink? "

No - but it may cost you your innocence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please?

Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice…."

Ooooft, you've taken to the assertive role quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lychee juice with some pussy juice mixed with breast milk, please.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please?

Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice….

Ooooft, you've taken to the assertive role quite well "

I’ll show you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!

Then pull up a stool & tell me x

Will this cost me a drink?

No - but it may cost you your innocence "

That I can afford.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Lychee juice with some pussy juice mixed with breast milk, please. "

Cumming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a large white wine please "

Would that be dry white wine? Would you like a bucket of ice?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!

Then pull up a stool & tell me x

Will this cost me a drink?

No - but it may cost you your innocence

That I can afford. "

Excellent - you can help me prep FaB’s drink then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too

Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house "

Apologise accepted

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Two dark and stormys please and a pack of scampi fries. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.

Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then

I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!

Then pull up a stool & tell me x

Will this cost me a drink?

No - but it may cost you your innocence

That I can afford.

Excellent - you can help me prep FaB’s drink then "

He has his own special glass behind the bar doesn’t he?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lychee juice with some pussy juice mixed with breast milk, please.

Cumming right up "

Many thanks

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser "

Am I lighting the sambuca?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

Am I lighting the sambuca? "

Of course it’s party time right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too

Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house

Apologise accepted "

Feel free to pick a tune from the Juke Box

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber

Would you like me to put a word in for you? "

Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

Am I lighting the sambuca?

Of course it’s party time right? "

FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber

Would you like me to put a word in for you?

Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons"

Feel free….. I’m due a break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

How do you like your steak?

Medium Rare please

Coming up my friend xxx"

Thank you Misty

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

How do you like your steak?

Medium Rare please

Coming up my friend xxx

Thank you Misty "

You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

Am I lighting the sambuca?

Of course it’s party time right?

FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows…."

No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber

Would you like me to put a word in for you?

Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons"

Crack on Sir, as long as you can sling some cocktails, flirt and take music requests wages are still to me discussed as this is impromptu event but shall be fair

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

Am I lighting the sambuca?

Of course it’s party time right?

FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….

No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready "

Thank you. Coming up x

Red legs rum ok?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm in the mood for some fizz tonight bar keep. And take one for yourself too... my generosity knows no bounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

Am I lighting the sambuca?

Of course it’s party time right?

FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….

No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready

Thank you. Coming up x

Red legs rum ok?"

Yessss genuinely perfect tbf. That’s my fave atm. What’s your drink? My round

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee

From bar !

From Kitchen

Prawn cocktail to start

Mixed grill

Chips

Ta

How do you like your steak?

Medium Rare please

Coming up my friend xxx

Thank you Misty

You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings "

Oh you know me already

Thank you beautiful x x x

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'll take an old fashioned please barman, and whatever the lovely lady at the bar is having

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser

Am I lighting the sambuca?

Of course it’s party time right?

FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….

No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready

Thank you. Coming up x

Red legs rum ok?

Yessss genuinely perfect tbf. That’s my fave atm. What’s your drink? My round "

I think I’ll have a Hendricks Luna- my new favourite

Thank you

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings

Oh you know me already

Thank you beautiful x x x "

I aim to please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst

So I've helped myself,cheers folks

Me too

Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house "

Ahhhh it’s ok misty sorted me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'll take an old fashioned please barman, and whatever the lovely lady at the bar is having "

There’s a lot of lovely ladies at our bar

I’ll do your drink. Anything to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar Martini with a Prosecco on the side please

Bless you and cheers

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Pornstar Martini with a Prosecco on the side please

Bless you and cheers "

Coming right up.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?"

Bring them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x"

Large Pinot Grigio and Pork Scratchings coming up feel free to choose some songs on jukebox

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?

Bring them all "

I’ll just fire them down the bar like in a western

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Sorry for being away! Just been hauling a glacier from Greenland to keep the Fab drinks as cold as my heart.

I popped it in the cellar - hope that works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?"

Yes please

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I'll take an old fashioned please barman, and whatever the lovely lady at the bar is having

There’s a lot of lovely ladies at our bar

I’ll do your drink. Anything to eat? "

I've a few ideas of what I could eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?"

I think I need some

Make mine with some greygoose and frangelico please x

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I fancy a vodka martini, shaken not stirred and make it dirty

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x

Large Pinot Grigio and Pork Scratchings coming up feel free to choose some songs on jukebox "

Thank you very much, oh I reckon Joan Jett I love rock n roll

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs.

Only the food finishes at 21:00….

But I’ll start you off with a bottle of red . Merlot?"

Australian red if you have

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Right folks I’m off shift x

I have a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs.

Only the food finishes at 21:00….

But I’ll start you off with a bottle of red . Merlot?

Australian red if you have "

Have some lovely reds from Yarra Valley if can interest you in in a taste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fancy a vodka martini, shaken not stirred and make it dirty "

Did someone say dirty? Coming right up

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well I've had a few already. I'll have a titos white Russian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right folks I’m off shift x

I have a date "

Hope it's boozy and buzzing experience enjoy ! X

Tones

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

The first of many Guinness 0.0 to be opened… I am erm…. Road testing…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've had a few already. I'll have a titos white Russian. "

Coming right up, please feel free to pick a tune for the Jukebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s gonna pour me a drink ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first of many Guinness 0.0 to be opened… I am erm…. Road testing….. "

What be this Guiness 0.0 you speak of?

**about to rush off and Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right folks I’m off shift x

I have a date "

Ohhh Meet you in the car park in KFC

In bin cupboard classy me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s gonna pour me a drink ? "

What would you like kind lady

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney


"Pint of Scapa Special and a treble Highland Park please.

That's quite the chaser there my friend, this will be me tomorrow night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of anything please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunpowder gin with elderflower tonic, lime and few raspberries please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum please

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Already on the Jack and , so keep them coming

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Archers and lemonade please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Bugger my wine has evaporated can I have another? X thanks lol

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