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"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman ![]() No problem sir, would you like some ice, feel free to pick some tunes (I'm gonna compile a playlist) ![]() | |||
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"Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr ![]() I'll do you a vodka with a sugar lime twist ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman ![]() Going hard early…how’s that mixture taste buddy? | |||
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"2100 ![]() ![]() 2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr ![]() Evening both… have you been to this bar before? Does it pick up a little later? ![]() | |||
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"2100 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And one for yourself bud ![]() | |||
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"Coffee please " Of course, would you like milk and sugar? | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep." What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep." Coming right up, feel free to pick a song from the Jukebox ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep. What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? ![]() It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong. ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep. Coming right up, feel free to pick a song from the Jukebox ![]() Yes! Cheeky bit of Brel, I think. | |||
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"Whisky sour please. " Would you like to make that a double ![]() | |||
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"Just a big glass of house red will do me please? X" Coming right up, it's an open bar so the bottle is yours, here's another glass so you can share with someone ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep. What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? ![]() ![]() Make that 2 please Barman ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ll have a White Russian please barkeeper And get All Mod Cons by The Jam on the jukebox please ![]() White Russian coming up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep. What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Porn star martini please, keep them coming. Mrs " It's an open bar, so just give me the nod ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep. What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Absolutely x. I’ll just hop over. I can’t guarantee not to flirt though ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs. ![]() ![]() ![]() Only the food finishes at 21:00…. But I’ll start you off with a bottle of red ![]() | |||
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"Pint of Scapa Special and a treble Highland Park please." That's quite the chaser there my friend, this will be me tomorrow night ![]() | |||
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"I'll just have the lemonade with a dash of lime ." No problem sir, feel free to pick a song on the jukebox ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep. What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awesome, and flirt away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Coffee From bar ! From Kitchen Prawn cocktail to start Mixed grill Chips Ta ![]() How do you like your steak? | |||
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"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman ![]() Been a firm favourite for a few years now it's a good sipping drink the vanilla gives it a nice edge. | |||
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber ![]() Would you like me to put a word in for you? | |||
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"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy..... Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale.... ![]() I’ll do one of each for you ![]() | |||
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"Happy to do bar duties later on, but won't be able to start my shift until around 8.30 or so. What a brilliant bar! Anything the two bar staff want for later, and I'll have a double Corryvreckan, please." I may have a double something myself later ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this. Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning." I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. ![]() | |||
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this. Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning. I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. ![]() You should come to us. It’s very friendly ![]() | |||
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this. Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning. I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. ![]() ![]() Are you next door? ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. | |||
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"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy..... Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Coffee From bar ! From Kitchen Prawn cocktail to start Mixed grill Chips Ta ![]() Medium Rare please ![]() | |||
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"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy..... Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My kinda girl ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() Me too ![]() | |||
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"Coffee From bar ! From Kitchen Prawn cocktail to start Mixed grill Chips Ta ![]() ![]() Coming up my friend xxx | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() Apologies to the lady waiting, I'd kindly like to refer you to the dry January Post where I commented on how three drinks in and I'm three sheets to the wind ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() I every whim? You don’t even know my whim! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() Sorry ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this. Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning. I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. ![]() Not long and my music might get loud too. Glad my neighbours are usually louder than me, they won’t even bother. | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then pull up a stool & tell me x | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() Well a sexy couple further down are all yours ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awwwww too kind ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well - it’s the little things ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() My good sir, we are sorry you feel this way, let me get you a drink post haste, and also accept a voucher for two in future (28 days till expiration) | |||
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"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please? " Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice…. | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will this cost me a drink? ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No - but it may cost you your innocence ![]() | |||
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"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please? Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice…." Ooooft, you've taken to the assertive role quite well ![]() | |||
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"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please? Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice…. Ooooft, you've taken to the assertive role quite well ![]() I’ll show you later ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That I can afford. ![]() | |||
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"Lychee juice with some pussy juice mixed with breast milk, please. " Cumming right up ![]() | |||
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"Could I have a large white wine please ![]() Would that be dry white wine? Would you like a bucket of ice? | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Excellent - you can help me prep FaB’s drink then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() Apologise accepted ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He has his own special glass behind the bar doesn’t he?! ![]() | |||
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"Lychee juice with some pussy juice mixed with breast milk, please. Cumming right up ![]() Many thanks ![]() | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser " Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() Of course it’s party time right? ![]() | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Feel free to pick a tune from the Juke Box | |||
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber ![]() Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() ![]() FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows…. | |||
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber ![]() Feel free….. I’m due a break. | |||
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"Coffee From bar ! From Kitchen Prawn cocktail to start Mixed grill Chips Ta ![]() ![]() Thank you Misty ![]() | |||
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"Coffee From bar ! From Kitchen Prawn cocktail to start Mixed grill Chips Ta ![]() ![]() ![]() You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings ![]() | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() ![]() No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready ![]() | |||
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber ![]() Crack on Sir, as long as you can sling some cocktails, flirt and take music requests ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you. Coming up x Red legs rum ok? | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yessss genuinely perfect tbf. That’s my fave atm. What’s your drink? My round ![]() | |||
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"Coffee From bar ! From Kitchen Prawn cocktail to start Mixed grill Chips Ta ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you know me already Thank you beautiful x x x ![]() | |||
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser Am I lighting the sambuca? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I’ll have a Hendricks Luna- my new favourite Thank you ![]() | |||
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" You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings ![]() ![]() I aim to please x | |||
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhhh it’s ok misty sorted me ![]() | |||
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"I'll take an old fashioned please barman, and whatever the lovely lady at the bar is having ![]() ![]() There’s a lot of lovely ladies at our bar ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pornstar Martini with a Prosecco on the side please ![]() ![]() Coming right up. | |||
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"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?" Bring them all ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x" Large Pinot Grigio and Pork Scratchings coming up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested? Bring them all ![]() ![]() I’ll just fire them down the bar like in a western ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?" Yes please ![]() | |||
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"I'll take an old fashioned please barman, and whatever the lovely lady at the bar is having ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've a few ideas of what I could eat ![]() | |||
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"There’s a Happy Hour on espresso martinis if anyone is interested?" I think I need some ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x Large Pinot Grigio and Pork Scratchings coming up ![]() ![]() Thank you very much, oh I reckon Joan Jett I love rock n roll | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Australian red if you have ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have some lovely reds from Yarra Valley if can interest you in in a taste? | |||
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"I fancy a vodka martini, shaken not stirred and make it dirty ![]() Did someone say dirty? Coming right up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right folks I’m off shift x I have a date ![]() ![]() ![]() Hope it's boozy and buzzing experience ![]() | |||
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"Well I've had a few already. I'll have a titos white Russian. " Coming right up, please feel free to pick a tune for the Jukebox ![]() | |||
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"The first of many Guinness 0.0 to be opened… I am erm…. Road testing….. ![]() What be this Guiness 0.0 you speak of? **about to rush off and Google | |||
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"Right folks I’m off shift x I have a date ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohhh Meet you in the car park in KFC In bin cupboard classy me ![]() | |||
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"Who’s gonna pour me a drink ? " What would you like kind lady ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pint of Scapa Special and a treble Highland Park please. That's quite the chaser there my friend, this will be me tomorrow night ![]() ![]() | |||
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