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By *appyharryh OP   Man
over a year ago

Burntwood

Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

I known since I turned 40 I’ve found hair I don’t want grows ridiculously quickly. It’s like the hair that used to be on my head has started growing inwards and is now escaping out of any orifice it can find. But surely pubic hair doesn’t grow that fast!!! Maybe it does maybe it’s like rhubarb and it grows that fast you can hear it creak as it grows. If I sat in a quiet room maybe I would hear my scrotum creaking.. probably not as the hair in my ears would have grown and blocked my hearing.

I spend more time nowadays removing unwanted hair than shaving my head. I mean it really doesn’t take me that long to shave that head, I’m up there look at it, 5 minutes with the Mach 3 and I’m done. And for those of you who prefer a man with a full head of hair then fair enough, Im happy for you, but believe me I look better now than I ever did with hair. Imagine me as a spotty teenager with shoulder length hair!!! I know right, don’t judge me though, it was the nineties and we all wanted to be Kurt Cobain, but we weren’t talented enough and didn’t have access to class A drugs so we just grew our hair and bought guitars we never learnt to play…. So yes now I shave my head once a week, I mean sometimes I might get a little nik and cut my head but it heals up quick, I’m scared to death to nik my balls, takes me twice as long to do them, plus it’s not like it’s a smooth surface anyway!! Maybe I should just veet them or wax. Not sure I could cope with waxing.

Anyway, happy New Year’s Eve Eve everyone.

No scrotums were harmed in the making of this rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you shower, just give them a once over with a razor.

Problem solved!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Use a lighter, silky smooth for days later

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Every time you shower, just give them a once over with a razor.

Problem solved!"

I’ll 2nd this. I just give mine a daily whip round.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a lighter, silky smooth for days later "

I thought that was only for butt hairs?

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Veet works well, especially on those annoying soft ones

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Get them waxed. You won’t feel a thing

I promise

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Use a lighter, silky smooth for days later "

Or one of those little chef's blow torches. You won't be worrying about your pubes for quite some time!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get them waxed. You won’t feel a thing

I promise

"

^She didn't feel a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that

Winter coat staying

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By *appyharryh OP   Man
over a year ago

Burntwood


"Get them waxed. You won’t feel a thing

I promise

"

The smiley face implies you are lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manscaped works a charm worth the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use hair removal cream and that usually does the trick for about a week until I need to do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get them waxed. You won’t feel a thing

I promise

^She didn't feel a thing."

I didn’t feel a thing. Chest hurt though

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I use hair removal cream and that usually does the trick for about a week until I need to do it again "

Don't leave it on too long though or you'll end up with sacks like an ancient Chinese cracked vase. I found out the hard (or soft!) way when I mistook veet for shampoo. It took 3 weeks to get over the agony of deep fissures in my ball sack, much to the hilarity of my 'unsympathetic' wife!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Get them waxed. You won’t feel a thing

I promise

The smiley face implies you are lying "

Moi? As if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use hair removal cream and that usually does the trick for about a week until I need to do it again

Don't leave it on too long though or you'll end up with sacks like an ancient Chinese cracked vase. I found out the hard (or soft!) way when I mistook veet for shampoo. It took 3 weeks to get over the agony of deep fissures in my ball sack, much to the hilarity of my 'unsympathetic' wife! "

Ahhh I made that mistake once the first time I used it. Used one layer, thought it didn't get all the hair so applied a second one. The agony of my balls sticking to the inside of my thing for the next few days were not fun

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By *reedomBonerMan
over a year ago

London

1. Veet until I did the mistake of using it as shampoo and I felt like a burn victim so read and follow instructions

2. Waxing. Not as long lasting pain as the Veet but it’s really good if you can continually do this when needed

3. Manscaping. Worth every penny and you can do it as and when.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Woo Woo hair cream for me I find it better then Veet but timing is the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me a pic of your anus to check something , please ?

If that works, I sell my Ford fiesta !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nairn.... 3 minutes no longer shaves smoothly away

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Woowoo cream is good, not as harsh as veet or nair as it's also known

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

I shave mine when I am in the bath, no problem at all

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Veet is good for the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave once a week in the shower , I do shower every day , just before you ask , have wondered about using cream , which one is the best for guys ?

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

I known since I turned 40 I’ve found hair I don’t want grows ridiculously quickly. It’s like the hair that used to be on my head has started growing inwards and is now escaping out of any orifice it can find. But surely pubic hair doesn’t grow that fast!!! Maybe it does maybe it’s like rhubarb and it grows that fast you can hear it creak as it grows. If I sat in a quiet room maybe I would hear my scrotum creaking.. probably not as the hair in my ears would have grown and blocked my hearing.

I spend more time nowadays removing unwanted hair than shaving my head. I mean it really doesn’t take me that long to shave that head, I’m up there look at it, 5 minutes with the Mach 3 and I’m done. And for those of you who prefer a man with a full head of hair then fair enough, Im happy for you, but believe me I look better now than I ever did with hair. Imagine me as a spotty teenager with shoulder length hair!!! I know right, don’t judge me though, it was the nineties and we all wanted to be Kurt Cobain, but we weren’t talented enough and didn’t have access to class A drugs so we just grew our hair and bought guitars we never learnt to play…. So yes now I shave my head once a week, I mean sometimes I might get a little nik and cut my head but it heals up quick, I’m scared to death to nik my balls, takes me twice as long to do them, plus it’s not like it’s a smooth surface anyway!! Maybe I should just veet them or wax. Not sure I could cope with waxing.

Anyway, happy New Year’s Eve Eve everyone.

No scrotums were harmed in the making of this rant."

Lol I feel your pain with having to spend more time with dealing with unwanted hair. If there was a point to it then that would be one thing but it literally serves no purpose, while the hair you want thins etc lol. Think the hairs you found probably just got missed. Easily happens, blade gather most of the hair before needing cleaning but a few get flattened, softened and pressed against the skin buy the cream so you don’t notice at first. I now tend to do another quick once over a few hours later to catch any missed hairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have that problem anymore, haha

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

I known since I turned 40 I’ve found hair I don’t want grows ridiculously quickly. It’s like the hair that used to be on my head has started growing inwards and is now escaping out of any orifice it can find. But surely pubic hair doesn’t grow that fast!!! Maybe it does maybe it’s like rhubarb and it grows that fast you can hear it creak as it grows. If I sat in a quiet room maybe I would hear my scrotum creaking.. probably not as the hair in my ears would have grown and blocked my hearing.

I spend more time nowadays removing unwanted hair than shaving my head. I mean it really doesn’t take me that long to shave that head, I’m up there look at it, 5 minutes with the Mach 3 and I’m done. And for those of you who prefer a man with a full head of hair then fair enough, Im happy for you, but believe me I look better now than I ever did with hair. Imagine me as a spotty teenager with shoulder length hair!!! I know right, don’t judge me though, it was the nineties and we all wanted to be Kurt Cobain, but we weren’t talented enough and didn’t have access to class A drugs so we just grew our hair and bought guitars we never learnt to play…. So yes now I shave my head once a week, I mean sometimes I might get a little nik and cut my head but it heals up quick, I’m scared to death to nik my balls, takes me twice as long to do them, plus it’s not like it’s a smooth surface anyway!! Maybe I should just veet them or wax. Not sure I could cope with waxing.

Anyway, happy New Year’s Eve Eve everyone.

No scrotums were harmed in the making of this rant."

You can't be wet shaving then surely

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By *aughtyboi11Man
over a year ago

northampton

I use woo-woo hair removal cream. Dosent sting at all, no rashes, not like veet, every couple of weeks.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I use woo-woo hair removal cream. Dosent sting at all, no rashes, not like veet, every couple of weeks. "

Just wet shave with a razor

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

I known since I turned 40 I’ve found hair I don’t want grows ridiculously quickly. It’s like the hair that used to be on my head has started growing inwards and is now escaping out of any orifice it can find. But surely pubic hair doesn’t grow that fast!!! Maybe it does maybe it’s like rhubarb and it grows that fast you can hear it creak as it grows. If I sat in a quiet room maybe I would hear my scrotum creaking.. probably not as the hair in my ears would have grown and blocked my hearing.

I spend more time nowadays removing unwanted hair than shaving my head. I mean it really doesn’t take me that long to shave that head, I’m up there look at it, 5 minutes with the Mach 3 and I’m done. And for those of you who prefer a man with a full head of hair then fair enough, Im happy for you, but believe me I look better now than I ever did with hair. Imagine me as a spotty teenager with shoulder length hair!!! I know right, don’t judge me though, it was the nineties and we all wanted to be Kurt Cobain, but we weren’t talented enough and didn’t have access to class A drugs so we just grew our hair and bought guitars we never learnt to play…. So yes now I shave my head once a week, I mean sometimes I might get a little nik and cut my head but it heals up quick, I’m scared to death to nik my balls, takes me twice as long to do them, plus it’s not like it’s a smooth surface anyway!! Maybe I should just veet them or wax. Not sure I could cope with waxing.

Anyway, happy New Year’s Eve Eve everyone.

No scrotums were harmed in the making of this rant."
can i just say thank you for sharing

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Get waxed. It lasts a lot longer.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm


"Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

I known since I turned 40 I’ve found hair I don’t want grows ridiculously quickly. It’s like the hair that used to be on my head has started growing inwards and is now escaping out of any orifice it can find. But surely pubic hair doesn’t grow that fast!!! Maybe it does maybe it’s like rhubarb and it grows that fast you can hear it creak as it grows. If I sat in a quiet room maybe I would hear my scrotum creaking.. probably not as the hair in my ears would have grown and blocked my hearing.

I spend more time nowadays removing unwanted hair than shaving my head. I mean it really doesn’t take me that long to shave that head, I’m up there look at it, 5 minutes with the Mach 3 and I’m done. And for those of you who prefer a man with a full head of hair then fair enough, Im happy for you, but believe me I look better now than I ever did with hair. Imagine me as a spotty teenager with shoulder length hair!!! I know right, don’t judge me though, it was the nineties and we all wanted to be Kurt Cobain, but we weren’t talented enough and didn’t have access to class A drugs so we just grew our hair and bought guitars we never learnt to play…. So yes now I shave my head once a week, I mean sometimes I might get a little nik and cut my head but it heals up quick, I’m scared to death to nik my balls, takes me twice as long to do them, plus it’s not like it’s a smooth surface anyway!! Maybe I should just veet them or wax. Not sure I could cope with waxing.

Anyway, happy New Year’s Eve Eve everyone.

No scrotums were harmed in the making of this rant."

This made me laugh out loud and answered so many questions.

So, its ingrowing head hair. I wondered why my body was thinking ear lassos for passing insects and nasal whiskers were necessary and also, yes, they can grow overnight the sneaky little bastards.

That also explains the prolonged diligent scrotal shavings subsequent pink gooseberry impersonations in under a day.

Baby oil, warm long shower, more baby oil, good new razor heads and a slow, careful (VERY careful) pass going with the grain first, then against it followed by a soothing lotion.

I read too many horror stories about Veet and had a fwb go out of action for 3 months following an adverse and severe reaction where previously everything was fine and dandy. Freddy Kruger pubic area is not a good look.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

I shave my balls every other day. No issues.

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London


"Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

I known since I turned 40 I’ve found hair I don’t want grows ridiculously quickly. It’s like the hair that used to be on my head has started growing inwards and is now escaping out of any orifice it can find. But surely pubic hair doesn’t grow that fast!!! Maybe it does maybe it’s like rhubarb and it grows that fast you can hear it creak as it grows. If I sat in a quiet room maybe I would hear my scrotum creaking.. probably not as the hair in my ears would have grown and blocked my hearing.

I spend more time nowadays removing unwanted hair than shaving my head. I mean it really doesn’t take me that long to shave that head, I’m up there look at it, 5 minutes with the Mach 3 and I’m done. And for those of you who prefer a man with a full head of hair then fair enough, Im happy for you, but believe me I look better now than I ever did with hair. Imagine me as a spotty teenager with shoulder length hair!!! I know right, don’t judge me though, it was the nineties and we all wanted to be Kurt Cobain, but we weren’t talented enough and didn’t have access to class A drugs so we just grew our hair and bought guitars we never learnt to play…. So yes now I shave my head once a week, I mean sometimes I might get a little nik and cut my head but it heals up quick, I’m scared to death to nik my balls, takes me twice as long to do them, plus it’s not like it’s a smooth surface anyway!! Maybe I should just veet them or wax. Not sure I could cope with waxing.

Anyway, happy New Year’s Eve Eve everyone.

No scrotums were harmed in the making of this rant."

Yes they can grow back that quickly. When u shave u only remove the hair that's there. Hair goes thru diff growth patterns so there may have been hair below the skin ready to surface.

The other thing is it's only temporary and like shaving yr face. U can shave one morning n have stubble by evening. Everyone is different and we all have individual traits that make us more or less hairier than others. U might just be on the hairier scale.

Finally hair grows with a natural taper. Shaving cuts the hair blunt so any regrowth will feel more prickly that's what might be giving u impression it's grown back quick.

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over a year ago


"Manscaped works a charm worth the money "

Don't be fooled... it can still cause injury!!

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Veet 4 men

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Get them waxed. You won’t feel a thing

I promise

"

I would have an overwhelming fear that my sack would be torn open leaving two shrivelled conkers swinging freely beneath me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a lighter, silky smooth for days later "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problems here. Do it with a razor, soap up the sack really well, grab your shaft and make the sack skin as tight as you can. Work up from the arse forwards up from the legs. I use the back and forward method so your razor doesn’t get clogged up. Rinse and repeat til your done. Soap up again and feel for any strays. Rinse, dry and moisturize…. I kid you not, women love a smooth moisturized sack.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Manscaped works a charm worth the money

Don't be fooled... it can still cause injury!!

"

Total scam in terms of being good at what it does. I've had minor snags and cuts from theirs more times in the 2 months I used it than I ever had with practically any other grooming tool, including wet shave razor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone used a NoNo on their sacks???

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Now does anyone else have problems with this. I shaved mine yesterday and I thought I’d done a good job, all seemed smooth and ready to go. Get in the shower today and there are hairs there, my scrotum feels like a bloody peach. They weren’t there yesterday I’m sure of it. They can’t have grown back that fast surely.

"

Use aftershave and they won’t grow back so quick

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By *J5551959Man
over a year ago

Alford

I find a liberal dose of aftershave straight after I've done mine works wonders.

It keeps the hair growth down for days.

Well actually it doesn't. It's just your eyes are watering so much you can't see the hairs

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).


"I find a liberal dose of aftershave straight after I've done mine works wonders.

It keeps the hair growth down for days.

Well actually it doesn't. It's just your eyes are watering so much you can't see the hairs "

I’ve done that. It hurts even more if you’ve nicked one with the razor! That does make your eyes water! I posted it here and some helpful soul chipped in with aftershave not tasting nice on your balls.

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine creaks, but that's more because it hasn't been used in a while.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


" It hurts even more if you’ve nicked one with the razor! That does make your eyes water! "

I have to remember to use the right trimmers, the wrong one takes chunks out and it’s not fun.

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