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By *isfun2023 OP   Couple
over a year ago

wakefield

We purchased an expensive sex machine its mind blowing... anyone had any experiences ?

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

We have one. It’s overrated.

Pain in the arse to setup, doesn’t stay put (not the insertable bit - the actual machine itself) so we have to find something to keep it in place, doesn’t really give her anything more than our vast array of other toys can do.

Seems likes a good idea, but not really worth it. We’ve used it about three times in the 4 years we’ve had it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We purchased an expensive sex machine its mind blowing... anyone had any experiences ?"
The only sex toy I own isn't what you'd call a machine. It's a silicone reproduction of a female ass, complete with vaginal and anal orifices. There are two vibrating 'eggs' that can be pushed into it underneath which make the experience all the more intense.

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By *isfun2023 OP   Couple
over a year ago

wakefield


"We have one. It’s overrated.

Pain in the arse to setup, doesn’t stay put (not the insertable bit - the actual machine itself) so we have to find something to keep it in place, doesn’t really give her anything more than our vast array of other toys can do.

Seems likes a good idea, but not really worth it. We’ve used it about three times in the 4 years we’ve had it."

We researched it and paid a lot... it's so good the lead sparked out when we first set it up so they sent us the full contents again... so have. A spare one too lol ... I think there are some bad makes out there

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We've no need to buy a sex machine. There's one right here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This brings up a related issue concerning single guys and sex toys. There's a sad view of guys who purchase sex toys as being pathetic and creepy. A view which does't extend to you ladies. Unfortunately, not every guy is in a relationship, and some haven't the confidence to even speak to women, let alone ask any out. Then there are tho one's who consider themselves too ugly and undesireable, they've resigned themselves to being alone. Are these men suppose to live a life of no sexual pleasure for fear of being ridiculed? Rant over....sorry peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This brings up a related issue concerning single guys and sex toys. There's a sad view of guys who purchase sex toys as being pathetic and creepy. A view which does't extend to you ladies. Unfortunately, not every guy is in a relationship, and some haven't the confidence to even speak to women, let alone ask any out. Then there are tho one's who consider themselves too ugly and undesireable, they've resigned themselves to being alone. Are these men suppose to live a life of no sexual pleasure for fear of being ridiculed? Rant over....sorry peeps"

I don’t believe that someone is too ugly or undesirable. You can always work on yourself and confidence in yourself is sexy to a lot of women. Not cocky. Confident. Way I see it, get whatever toy you enjoy as a man and don’t listen to those who say it’s pathetic and creepy cos they’re not worth to time. I own several male sex toys and not afraid to explore.

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By *isfun2023 OP   Couple
over a year ago

wakefield


"We've no need to buy a sex machine. There's one right here. "

Ha ha love it

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By *isfun2023 OP   Couple
over a year ago

wakefield


"This brings up a related issue concerning single guys and sex toys. There's a sad view of guys who purchase sex toys as being pathetic and creepy. A view which does't extend to you ladies. Unfortunately, not every guy is in a relationship, and some haven't the confidence to even speak to women, let alone ask any out. Then there are tho one's who consider themselves too ugly and undesireable, they've resigned themselves to being alone. Are these men suppose to live a life of no sexual pleasure for fear of being ridiculed? Rant over....sorry peeps

I don’t believe that someone is too ugly or undesirable. You can always work on yourself and confidence in yourself is sexy to a lot of women. Not cocky. Confident. Way I see it, get whatever toy you enjoy as a man and don’t listen to those who say it’s pathetic and creepy cos they’re not worth to time. I own several male sex toys and not afraid to explore. "

There is a lot of shaming I think for women and masturbation.. however I don't think it's as bad as it used to be.. young people are exposed to too much and feel they have to grow up fast and be perfect so sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a couple and I used them all the time but now I play with men instead

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By *nusualpairCouple
over a year ago

Preston

We got a cheap one from Wish a few years ago. It's enjoyable and is a bit of fun and a talking point, but doesn't really get used much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My DD has one.. It is VERY intense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its also flipping enormous and heavy

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

I'd really like one, I got a massive dildo for christmas and it's too heavy and cumbersome to use by myself unless I sit on it, and it gives my poor husband arm ache after a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one during lockdown and tbh I was quite under whelmed. I don't use it often at all. It doesn't stay still and the noise it makes is off-putting x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Get up

Get on up

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Yes, I purchased a new Fuck machine and it Makes women leave the bed completely dripping

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By *isfun2023 OP   Couple
over a year ago

wakefield


"Yes, I purchased a new Fuck machine and it Makes women leave the bed completely dripping "

Absolutely the more you use it the better it gets

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By *isfun2023 OP   Couple
over a year ago

wakefield


"I got one during lockdown and tbh I was quite under whelmed. I don't use it often at all. It doesn't stay still and the noise it makes is off-putting x"

Put it on the bed it's less noise

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"Yes, I purchased a new Fuck machine and it Makes women leave the bed completely dripping

Absolutely the more you use it the better it gets "

Definitely!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This brings up a related issue concerning single guys and sex toys. There's a sad view of guys who purchase sex toys as being pathetic and creepy. A view which does't extend to you ladies. Unfortunately, not every guy is in a relationship, and some haven't the confidence to even speak to women, let alone ask any out. Then there are tho one's who consider themselves too ugly and undesireable, they've resigned themselves to being alone. Are these men suppose to live a life of no sexual pleasure for fear of being ridiculed? Rant over....sorry peeps"

If you feel like that when you’re buying them in shops then buy them online

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Get up

Get on up "

Thank you, I'm glad someone did this.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Used a Sybian at Townhouse and cannot recommended it enough

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I built 2 fuck machines myself both work very well. One is a small one built inside a toolbox is very portable, it also doubles up as a male milking machine for me to use. The he other is built on an old stool very powerful and quiet, has the seat I can sit on watch and wank as my girlfriend gets a good pounding.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Get up

Get on up

Thank you, I'm glad someone did this. "

Yes James Brown loves a good sex machine.

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