FabSwingers.com forum: I bet she shags like a rabbit

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

How often do you look at a profile and go ‘phwoooaaarrrr, I bet she goes like the clappers’?

Note: the title can be changed to ‘he’ or any other binary that floats your boat.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll go first.

I’ll probably say it about the poster below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only Thumper

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Only Thumper

Something about Watership Down..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only Thumper

I knew I’d get lucky. You’re staring in tonight’s wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesnt sound like a seal clapping, she's not doing it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only Thumper

Something about Watership Down.."

That film was traumatic when I was a kid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it doesnt sound like a seal clapping, she's not doing it right."

Quite an image!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only Thumper

Something about Watership Down.."

Burning like fire.

Should get that seen to really.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If it doesnt sound like a seal clapping, she's not doing it right."

If she can balance my balls on her nose then I’ll let her off

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only Thumper

Something about Watership Down..

That film was traumatic when I was a kid lol "

Burning like fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse goes up and down faster than a hummingbirds wing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How often do you look at a profile and go ‘phwoooaaarrrr, I bet she goes like the clappers’?

Note: the title can be changed to ‘he’ or any other binary that floats your boat.

Love and Peace

Oh dear these kinds of threads usually get me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it doesnt sound like a seal clapping, she's not doing it right."

Preferably with seal noises too

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My arse goes up and down faster than a hummingbirds wing "

Do you have a hummingbirds cock though?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.

The mr "

And have baby pigeons? I’ve never seen a baby pigeon

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How often do you look at a profile and go ‘phwoooaaarrrr, I bet she goes like the clappers’?

Note: the title can be changed to ‘he’ or any other binary that floats your boat.

Love and Peace

Oh dear these kinds of threads usually get me in trouble

Contain yourself brother

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Only Thumper

I knew I’d get lucky. You’re staring in tonight’s wank

Goodness, he'll get an eye full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only Thumper

I knew I’d get lucky. You’re staring in tonight’s wank

Goodness, he'll get an eye full

Bright eyes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only Thumper

I knew I’d get lucky. You’re staring in tonight’s wank

Goodness, he'll get an eye full

An eye full from my eye……..full

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only Thumper

I knew I’d get lucky. You’re staring in tonight’s wank

Goodness, he'll get an eye full

Bright eyes

Pink eye more like

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Rarely.

I’m more into the ones that look like they could fill a gorilla bucket with sweat just getting up the stairs.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Rarely.

I’m more into the ones that look like they could fill a gorilla bucket with sweat just getting up the stairs."

You’ve been in the virus section again haven’t you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.

The mr

And have baby pigeons? I’ve never seen a baby pigeon

They’re cute and fluffy you’d like them.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.

The mr

And have baby pigeons? I’ve never seen a baby pigeon

They’re cute and fluffy you’d like them.

The mr "

Baby pigeons are nekkid and ugly

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not at profile's but I do think that about a number of women I know via work or a handful of celebrities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to know you don't mind furry legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Good to know you don't mind furry legs

I’d be that quick I wouldn’t notice

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Now I will look at profiles in a completely different light

Furry legs

Pink eye

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers"

But you would though?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Theresa May is one lady who has not provoked such a thought!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Now I will look at profiles in a completely different light

Furry legs

Pink eye

And Rabbits & hummingbirds

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers"
ahhh jesus,

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Theresa May is one lady who has not provoked such a thought!

I’ve never thought about a Tory MP that way

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Theresa May is one lady who has not provoked such a thought!

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but i bet most would take her over Bojo the clown though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good to know you don't mind furry legs

I’d be that quick I wouldn’t notice

Oo i like quick

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Theresa May is one lady who has not provoked such a thought!

I’ve never thought about a Tory MP that way

Oh you should - top tory totty there! Or how about the Labour or Liberal ones! They can be quite hot sometimes!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Good to know you don't mind furry legs

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thats what sexy stockings are for,

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"If it doesnt sound like a seal clapping, she's not doing it right."

Almost spat my tea out reading this.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you seen rabbits having sex?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.

The mr

And have baby pigeons? I’ve never seen a baby pigeon

You have, but it's grown proper feathers and doesn't look like a duckling by the time it leaves the nest.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you seen rabbits having sex? "

I've seen them trying

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If it doesn't sound like Riverdance in flipflops then why bother

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Have you seen rabbits having sex? "

Please don’t shame me in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna say I reckon a small certain bird is topping the most wild in reality I can imagine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers

But you would though?

Just checking the profiles can make me want to take a shower... so that'd be a hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rarely.

I’m more into the ones that look like they could fill a gorilla bucket with sweat just getting up the stairs."

I had to read this twice...then laughed a lot!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers

But you would though?

Just checking the profiles can make me want to take a shower... so that'd be a hell no

Bug that’s not a definite ‘No’

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I gave off that vibe Rex.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now!

Taken from google…

Two-fingered sloths don’t vocalize; instead, they secrete pheromones from their genital glands, which they rub all over trees and branches for potential mates to follow.

Some researchers observe that females will come down to go to the toilet every day while in heat. It is thought that this is to do with pheromone secretion and her feces will advertise her status to males in the area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Bush in her prime.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now!

'Female sloths are promiscuous and will mate with many males while on heat.'

https://slothconservation.org/slothopedia/7-reproduction-and-lifespan/

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh! I take it back. I’m definitely not living the promiscuous life of a sloth!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Have you seen rabbits having sex?

Please don’t shame me in the forums

It should be " Going at it like a male rabbit".

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now!

But you’re still getting it though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I wish I gave off that vibe Rex.

I’d shag you so fast you wouldn’t even know

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Kate Bush in her prime."

In her sexual prime?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I wish I gave off that vibe Rex.

You give off all the right vibes Lemon, well until the batteries run out at least

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Have you seen rabbits having sex?

Please don’t shame me in the forums

It should be " Going at it like a male rabbit"."

This is even worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I vaguely remember those days when I could go for hours, unfortunately not so much now

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Kate Bush in her prime.

In her sexual prime? "

Like a washing machine

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

There are definitely some on here where a quick look at their profile gives me the immediate fanny gallops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse goes up and down faster than a hummingbirds wing

Do you have a hummingbirds cock though?

Yes

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now!

But you’re still getting it though

Incorrect young Holius Reximus

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