FabSwingers.com forum: Best cock on Fab?

By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

I think that there should be a prize for the winner... but who is it? And what prize do they desire?

Categories:

1 Length

2 Girth

3 Combination of the above

4 How do you use it its maximum? (special moves etc..)

We all need to know.

Yes. We do.. (don't be shy or deny, you know we do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a prize for Biggest Bellend too? There's a few who could be up for that award

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is there a prize for Biggest Bellend too? There's a few who could be up for that award

that might be a different thread.

PS. love the name - Bread Pitt. Genius.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Now that is something I did not need to see.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Now that is something I did not need to see."

You’re very wrong. EVERYBODY needs to see it

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Now that is something I did not need to see."

OMG, Big Harold has a weapon

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Now that is something I did not need to see.

OMG, Big Harold has a weapon

You’re very welcome OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a prize for Biggest Bellend too? There's a few who could be up for that award

If I'm not a nominee something's gone wrong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing about Big Harold is how he says he's probably one of the biggest cocks on fab.

What a humble man!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

It's mine...... Gotta be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?"

6) it's generosity at giving gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only category I am interested in is the level of pleasure delivered by said cock

I'll vote for the ...'Lost the power in my legs and the ability to speak words of more than one syllable' Level... cock every time

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?"

Is it the sort of penis you could take home to your parents

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

"5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?"

Absolutely, thank you for that and my apologies for missing it off the list!! Guys, Top Hat category is real

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Award not to be confused with that other deserving accolade... Biggest Knob on Fab

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr "

Pics please!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr "

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

Pics please!

Where is Harold we need to make this happen.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

We’ll just do a group photo and everyone can sign it like a cast.

The mr

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

We’ll just do a group photo and everyone can sign it like a cast.

The mr "

Good plan

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

We’ll just do a group photo and everyone can sign it like a cast.

The mr "

Or get a few forumites sat on it like that photo of those skyscraper workmen

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

We’ll just do a group photo and everyone can sign it like a cast.

The mr

Or get a few forumites sat on it like that photo of those skyscraper workmen

Hahahahahaha

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

We’ll just do a group photo and everyone can sign it like a cast.

The mr

Or get a few forumites sat on it like that photo of those skyscraper workmen

Hahahahahaha"

I had to go and have a look after reading this, wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Whose big Harold??

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

There’s a lot more to a beautiful cock than just length and girth

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Just showed the mrs. She wants to write Knightsofthecoffeetable across it and hold it like a fish

The mr

And what would you write on the other 1/2 of it?

We’ll just do a group photo and everyone can sign it like a cast.

The mr

Or get a few forumites sat on it like that photo of those skyscraper workmen

Hahahahahaha

I had to go and have a look after reading this, wow!

Unreal. Fair play to the lad.

The mr

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?"
or a Stetson

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is there a prize for Biggest Bellend too? There's a few who could be up for that award

that might be a different thread.

PS. love the name - Bread Pitt. Genius."

He really used his loaf to come up with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?"

Jacob Rees-Knob

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"5) how classy the penis is. Does it wear a top hat?

Jacob Rees-Knob"

He loses points for not being able to get it up.

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading

Feel I need to go see what big Harold's got

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Feel I need to go see what big Harold's got "

Please report back

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Feel I need to go see what big Harold's got "

He's only 100 miles NW of you. Lean out of the window.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Feel I need to go see what big Harold's got

He's only 100 miles NW of you. Lean out of the window."

I've heard they can see it from the international space station!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Feel I need to go see what big Harold's got

He's only 100 miles NW of you. Lean out of the window.

I've heard they can see it from the international space station! "

It certainly has its own gravity well.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"I think that there should be a prize for the winner... but who is it? And what prize do they desire?

Categories:

1 Length

2 Girth

3 Combination of the above

4 How do you use it its maximum? (special moves etc..)

We all need to know.

Yes. We do.. (don't be shy or deny, you know we do)

Special moves?

Mornington Crescent!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Award not to be confused with that other deserving accolade... Biggest Knob on Fab"

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a lot more to a beautiful cock than just length and girth "

Like the person it’s attached too?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I've been complimented on how straight mine is lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Sometimes see very pretty cocks here x

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I keep mine hidden tho untill the time is right.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Whose big Harold??"

It’s unsure wether the wielder is Harold or if the penis is Harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It’s unsure wether the wielder is Harold or if the penis is Harold "

The mystery deepens

Also hello there, you are a bold one.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Mine can be rather handsome, in certain lights. Just changed my profile picture for a while to see if anyone agrees.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I think that there should be a prize for the winner... but who is it? And what prize do they desire?

Categories:

1 Length

2 Girth

3 Combination of the above

4 How do you use it its maximum? (special moves etc..)

We all need to know.

Yes. We do.. (don't be shy or deny, you know we do)

Cock of the month?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

" It’s unsure wether the wielder is Harold or if the penis is Harold

The mystery deepens

Also hello there, you are a bold one. "

Your move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It’s unsure wether the wielder is Harold or if the penis is Harold

The mystery deepens

Also hello there, you are a bold one.

Your move

You fool. I was trained in your Jedi arts by count dooku

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Length - Big Harold

2 Girth - Big Harold

3 Combination of the above - Big Harold

4 How do you use it its maximum? - Big Harold

Definitely pogo stick meteral there

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Why did I look at Big Harold.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

" It’s unsure wether the wielder is Harold or if the penis is Harold

The mystery deepens

Also hello there, you are a bold one.

Your move

You fool. I was trained in your Jedi arts by count dooku

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By *rgrey14Man
over a year ago

london

Big Harold…. Really you all full for some of them photo shop pics.

Just have a look at the backgrounds in some of the pics.

In one pic the lady’s upper arm is twice as long as her lower arm because he has stretched part of the pic.

Fair play his packing but not as much as in some of them pics.

So I feel his disqualified for cheating.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Big Harold…. Really you all full for some of them photo shop pics.

Just have a look at the backgrounds in some of the pics.

In one pic the lady’s upper arm is twice as long as her lower arm because he has stretched part of the pic.

Fair play his packing but not as much as in some of them pics.

So I feel his disqualified for cheating.

So by default it’s me

I’d like to thank my family, the academy and Sydney university

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Big Harold…. Really you all full for some of them photo shop pics.

Just have a look at the backgrounds in some of the pics.

In one pic the lady’s upper arm is twice as long as her lower arm because he has stretched part of the pic.

Fair play his packing but not as much as in some of them pics.

So I feel his disqualified for cheating.

You seem to have been looking very closely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Harold needs his own post code

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think that there should be a prize for the winner... but who is it? And what prize do they desire?

Categories:

1 Length

2 Girth

3 Combination of the above

4 How do you use it its maximum? (special moves etc..)

We all need to know.

Yes. We do.. (don't be shy or deny, you know we do)

Cock of the month? "

Dear Sir,

Is that a tpyo? Cock in the 'mouth' or 'month' or both? hmm?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

any room for a tiddler

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Big Harold…. Really you all full for some of them photo shop pics.

Just have a look at the backgrounds in some of the pics.

In one pic the lady’s upper arm is twice as long as her lower arm because he has stretched part of the pic.

Fair play his packing but not as much as in some of them pics.

So I feel his disqualified for cheating.

I'll be honest I didn't look that closely, my eyes were watering so much I didn't notice anything in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrick will be sad his name hasn’t been mentioned it’s ok I give you a mention

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

7) can the pee pee hole lip sync along to my ding-a-ling by chuck berry.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I'm out

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading

Feeling very inadequate after seeing big Harold

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Feeling very inadequate after seeing big Harold "

So are most I believe.

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By *amesoflondon OP Man
over a year ago

London

Okies

Looks like Harold 'has it'...

Super fun thread, thanks to all that posted.

Now can someone send me Harolds WhatsApp?

HNY you lot x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Is there a prize for Biggest Bellend too? There's a few who could be up for that award

There sure could! A few of the frontrunners have been in fine form in the last couple of days...

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