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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.

What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow….. good shit man

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you stumble across this article afternoon Googling bumholes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Wow….. good shit man "

I’d like to shake the inventor of this by the hand. After he’s washed them obvs

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Did you stumble across this article afternoon Googling bumholes?"

You know me so well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole "

By a scientist?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.

What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos

Love and Peace "

This is going to be your new ID card, medical history and identification in one swoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.

What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos

Love and Peace

This is going to be your new ID card, medical history and identification in one swoop "

Swoop or poop?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.

What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos

Love and Peace

This is going to be your new ID card, medical history and identification in one swoop "

What if someone ‘swipes’ your identity

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine "

I just made his noise

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine

I just made his noise "

Funnily enough that's how my farts sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole

By a scientist? "

Nope buy a guy who was pounding it

Was a bit off a cringe line and felt like running a mile

And thinking to my selfs really did he really just say that mid way

His exact words were

Your hole’s beautiful I am going to destroy it mid thrust just sort off blocked the line out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I wouldn’t even recognise my own!

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.

What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos

Love and Peace "

Hope you logged off properly after browsing, dude

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine

I just made his noise

Funnily enough that's how my farts sound.

"

That’ll be the grape baffling the sound

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole

By a scientist?

Nope buy a guy who was pounding it

Was a bit off a cringe line and felt like running a mile

And thinking to my selfs really did he really just say that mid way

His exact words were

Your hole’s beautiful I am going to destroy it mid thrust just sort off blocked the line out "

That sounds so romantic

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine

I just made his noise

Funnily enough that's how my farts sound.

That’ll be the grape baffling the sound "

Bunch my dear, go big or go home!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I wouldn’t even recognise my own!"

I would

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Interesting way to unlock your phone

I’m not a huge fan of bum holes really

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.

What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos

Love and Peace

Hope you logged off properly after browsing, dude"

I seen what you did there you little tinker

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine

I just made his noise

Funnily enough that's how my farts sound.

That’ll be the grape baffling the sound

Bunch my dear, go big or go home!"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Interesting way to unlock your phone

I’m not a huge fan of bum holes really "

I am. I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole

By a scientist?

Nope buy a guy who was pounding it

Was a bit off a cringe line and felt like running a mile

And thinking to my selfs really did he really just say that mid way

His exact words were

Your hole’s beautiful I am going to destroy it mid thrust just sort off blocked the line out

That sounds so romantic "

Ooo god anything but romantic

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Wow….. good shit man "

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

not to be sniffed at

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I wouldn’t even recognise my own!

I would "

knew you was gonna say that just after I typed it haha

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole "

Iv just looked,,,,,, your not wrong

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Interesting way to unlock your phone

I’m not a huge fan of bum holes really

I am. I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed "

Just wish you’d mentioned it before

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I know how it feels..

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I know a local club that caters for arseholes...you can get a hole in one

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"I wouldn’t even recognise my own!"

Oh come on now Nora

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"not to be sniffed at"

Health first dude

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I wouldn’t even recognise my own!

I would

knew you was gonna say that just after I typed it haha"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Interesting way to unlock your phone

I’m not a huge fan of bum holes really

I am. I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed

Just wish you’d mentioned it before "

I need to start leaving bigger hints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t even recognise my own!

Oh come on now Nora "

I still don’t know who you are?

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"I wouldn’t even recognise my own!

Oh come on now Nora

I still don’t know who you are? "

I don’t know who I am these days

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"I know how it feels.."

Who's ?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I know how it feels..

Who's ? "

I think he’s a scientist

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Another shit story from MSM no doubt.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Maybe...but I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of it

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I know how it feels..

Who's ?

I think he’s a scientist "

Are you being cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't see this working when you have as much hair and clingons as I do

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I bet Nora is in here, she loves bum holes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus. "

Is it free on the App Store?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't see this working when you have as much hair and clingons as I do"

It’s a smart app so it’ll get to know your noises as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus.

Is it free on the App Store? "

No, it costs but you can access it if you leave a deposit.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I don't see this working when you have as much hair and clingons as I do

It’s a smart app so it’ll get to know your noises as well "

I have many, it has a lot to remember

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus.

Is it free on the App Store?

No, it costs but you can access it if you leave a deposit. "

I’ve been saving up so I should be able to cover it

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus. "

Wher you can upload your ringerprints…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't Stamford it was those pesky buggers at Sydney Uni tracking again.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Wasn't Stamford it was those pesky buggers at Sydney Uni tracking again. "

Maybe we all need to post disclaimers on our profiles to put those blighters off

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