FabSwingers.com forum: JustAnotherElf would do Max Branning

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pass it on.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm with her

Mrs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Who’s Max Branning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Who’s Max Branning?

Isn’t he the turkey guy?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Who’s Max Branning?

Isn’t he the turkey guy?"

That’s Bernard Cribbins I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends call me black Max Branning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear extra protection, that mans sperm is lethal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s Max Branning?

Isn’t he the turkey guy?"

Bernard Matthews?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s Max Branning?

Ginger bearded bald guy.

Hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it."

Just don't go for a swim with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Friends call me black Max Branning

Blax Branning?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Can I have his brother Jack please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Whispers to next person..

"JustAnotherElf would do Matt Bannon".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justanotherelfs fantasy is max doing Ian Beale up the chuff

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Friends call me black Max Branning

Nice try

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do honey from EastEnders. Who else ... Lola probably...

Oh Stacey of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

You see that line there? You've overstepped it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

Jesus Christ women! Bradderz?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have his brother Jack please

He seemed a bit stiff. And not in a good way.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

You see that line there? You've overstepped it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve still no idea

is he on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve still no idea

is he on here? "

Is he???

Where????

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve still no idea

is he on here?

Is he???

Where????"

How do I know? I don’t know who he is??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve still no idea

is he on here?

Is he???

Where????

How do I know? I don’t know who he is??

Google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS "

Had to look that up. Haven't seen Eastenders since Angie got served with divorce papers in 1986 - you'd have been a toddler!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't know who that is but I'd do her while she is doing him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who that is but I'd do her while she is doing him "

Oh hello.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Who’s Max Branning?

Ginger bearded bald guy.

Hot."
some1 looking for me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve still no idea

is he on here?

Is he???

Where????

How do I know? I don’t know who he is??

Google!"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Branning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS

Had to look that up. Haven't seen Eastenders since Angie got served with divorce papers in 1986 - you'd have been a toddler!"

That can't have been 1986 as I remember that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who that is but I'd do her while she is doing him "

I don’t think he the type to share. Unless it’s make a sex tape for the family to watch on Christmas Day

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know who that is but I'd do her while she is doing him

Oh hello. "

I got your arse covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve still no idea

is he on here?

Is he???

Where????

How do I know? I don’t know who he is??

Google!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Branning"

Wiki is not a valid source! YouTube his best bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who that is but I'd do her while she is doing him

I don’t think he the type to share. Unless it’s make a sex tape for the family to watch on Christmas Day"

To be fair he's a real man for doing that

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve still no idea

is he on here?

Is he???

Where????

How do I know? I don’t know who he is??

Google!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Branning"

Eastendersdale farm

He looks like Bill Burr

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know who that is but I'd do her while she is doing him

I don’t think he the type to share. Unless it’s make a sex tape for the family to watch on Christmas Day"

To be honest, he's lucky to get a invite from me so should be greatful

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friends call me black Max Branning

Nice try

I’d take the above over being called quagmire any day. Gigidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

I'll call his agent

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

I'll call his agent"

Noooooo not help in meeting him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

Who’s her?

Last I heard he did Lauren’s bestie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, you can do way better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

I'll call his agent

Noooooo not help in meeting him

Yesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

I'll call his agent

Noooooo not help in meeting him

You want him all to yourself too?!

This thread is hurting my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, you can do way better..."

Mick carter?.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

I'll call his agent

Noooooo not help in meeting him

You want him all to yourself too?!

This thread is hurting my head!"

HaHa no not at all, help as in help as she can’t be thinking clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he still going?

Can we get her some help

I'll call his agent

Noooooo not help in meeting him

You want him all to yourself too?!

This thread is hurting my head!

HaHa no not at all, help as in help as she can’t be thinking clearly "

I know right, she keeps asking me to shave off my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, you can do way better...

Mick carter?."

Maybe his brother, Jack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe no one wants to fuck Phil Mitchell yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one wants to fuck Phil Mitchell yet "

Oooh now Grant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, you can do way better...

Mick carter?.

Maybe his brother, Jack?"

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, you can do way better...

Mick carter?.

Maybe his brother, Jack?

Nah"

What? He's way better looking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one wants to fuck Phil Mitchell yet "

^Pegging Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not for the looks. His bellend must be bigger than his toe

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it."

Oh wow! 10th and 2nd December photos are stunning!

I am sooo jealous

Apologies for sidelining the thread but !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one wants to fuck Phil Mitchell yet

Oooh now Grant

Oh standard

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

You see that line there? You've overstepped it.

he was a hottie, ok then maybe Bradley & Stacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

You see that line there? You've overstepped it.

he was a hottie, ok then maybe Bradley & Stacey

Tell you who was fit. Zoe. Especially when she slept with dirty den to have the same DNA as his son. EastEnders in the good ol' tab00 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with her

Mrs

Right!!

I had a thing for Bradley too, I mean that could be hot!

You see that line there? You've overstepped it.

he was a hottie, ok then maybe Bradley & Stacey

Tell you who was fit. Zoe. Especially when she slept with dirty den to have the same DNA as his son. EastEnders in the good ol' tab00 days

Spoilers! Australia hasn’t caught up yet

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I've just googled him ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just googled him ewwww"

Hey everyones entitled to their own awful tastes in people now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just googled him ewwww"

Don't kink shame me

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Who’s Max Branning?

Isn’t he the turkey guy?

That’s Bernard Cribbins I think "

Lol That's Bernard Matthews

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"I've just googled him ewwww

Don't kink shame me"

He always did alright on Eastenders. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s Max Branning?

Isn’t he the turkey guy?

That’s Bernard Cribbins I think

Lol That's Bernard Matthews "

No - that's Right Said Fred.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

With the strap on?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I've just googled him ewwww

Don't kink shame me"

Lol

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just seen him on Only Fools and horses!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"With the strap on?"

I'm sure max wouldn't mind.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"With the strap on?

I'm sure max wouldn't mind.

Stacey Slater definitely pegged him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max's wife Tanya in Eastenders was an absolute MILF on the show! Max was punching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the strap on?"

Obvs.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"With the strap on?

Obvs. "

Dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the strap on?

Obvs.

Dry?"

Do you want a diagram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watched his best bits on YouTube. He was a bad mother shut yo mouth

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"With the strap on?

Obvs.

Dry?

Do you want a diagram? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max's wife Tanya in Eastenders was an absolute MILF on the show! Max was punching "

Oh fuck Tanya B! Yes she was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched his best bits on YouTube. He was a bad mother shut yo mouth "

Oh yeah he's a real piece of shit but even eggs can pull if they're bad eggs...right?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Is she the woman in the laundrette ? Pretty hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim’ll fix it"

That’s quite low standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim. "

Poor guy he was really ill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim.

Poor guy he was really ill!"

Sympathy fuck his mouth Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim’ll fix it

That’s quite low standards."

What can I say?...It's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim.

Poor guy he was really ill!

Sympathy fuck his mouth Brucey

He's.....dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim.

Poor guy he was really ill!

Sympathy fuck his mouth Brucey

He's.....dead "

Nope, I won't say it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim.

Poor guy he was really ill!

Sympathy fuck his mouth Brucey

He's.....dead

Nope, I won't say it!!"

Please don't whatever it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched his best bits on YouTube. He was a bad mother shut yo mouth

Oh yeah he's a real piece of shit but even eggs can pull if they're bad eggs...right?"

A spin-off would be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Max was alright! I'd draw the line at Jim.

Poor guy he was really ill!

Sympathy fuck his mouth Brucey

He's.....dead "

That would explain why he has been so quiet and cold in bed recently

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

99.9% of the female population would do max branning. He's some swordsman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it."

Had a crush on her since her game on days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on"

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on."

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders "

When you were wanking over Minty

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on."

That is a horrific mental image. Like a muppet and a pug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders "

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it.

Had a crush on her since her game on days

That’s where it started for me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!"

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time."

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot. "

Barry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot. "

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused."

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think. "

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again. "

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?"

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn’t he a fictional character in Eastenders???

everyone has sex with everyone in that show, what’s new?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time."

Isn't jay a child?

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Like I said, the good old tab00 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level."

I'm game if you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are."

God damn it North West, well played...

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are."

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are.

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?"

I feel this could be dangerous territory.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are.

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?

I feel this could be dangerous territory. "

When you stop reading a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are.

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?

I feel this could be dangerous territory. "

No, continue (sips gin)

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are.

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?

I feel this could be dangerous territory.

No, continue (sips gin)"

No stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw her on his dick, I mean vic, in the vic, I saw them in the vic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid I really had a thing for Tamsin Outhwait

Melanie in Eastenders

Then Ruby Allen

Now I’m far too Macho to watch…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are.

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?

I feel this could be dangerous territory.

No, continue (sips gin)

No stop"

For once, I'm gonna say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw her on his dick, I mean vic, in the vic, I saw him in vic"

This works.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"FFS "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tamsin Outhwait Look alike to the front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tamsin Outhwait Look alike to the front of the queue "

Slopes to the back.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is Willy still in this program?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tamsin Outhwait Look alike to the front of the queue

Slopes to the back. "

No stay..

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Is Willy still in this program? "

Think he quit as Ethel always called him ‘little willy)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Is Willy still in this program?

Think he quit as Ethel always called him ‘little willy)

So little Willy isn’t in then?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Is Willy still in this program?

Think he quit as Ethel always called him ‘little willy)

So little Willy isn’t in then?

Not even halfway

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Is Willy still in this program?

Think he quit as Ethel always called him ‘little willy)

So little Willy isn’t in then?

Not even halfway

Poor little Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete looks like Max Branning if Max Branning was a window cleaner

Pass it on

Lemon looks like Sharon after she's been fucked too many times by Minty.

Pass it on.

I'm getting flashbacks to good old days of watching Eastenders

Good times. Jay failed as an apprentice!

I used to fancy Jay.

Eastenders was pretty decent once upon a time.

Who was the guy that got murdered? He was hot.

Den Watts.

Wait. I think there was 6723 men murdered so I could be confused.

I quite liked Dirty Den.

Yeah I may need to narrow it down a bit, he got beat up I think.

Dennis? Dirty Den’s son who was humping his sister?

Oh I forgot about him!! Now he was hot.

But no that's not who I was thinking of.

I really should start watching it again.

Was it his looks or the sister loving that did it for you?

Both

This will take our role playing to a whole new level.

I'm game if you are.

This opens up a new world to me. Can we do Ron and Ginny Weasley next? I’ve got a ginger wig?

I feel this could be dangerous territory.

No, continue (sips gin)

No stop

For once, I'm gonna say no. "

No to the no or no to the no no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to dean gaffneys dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to dean gaffneys dog?"

You leave Wellard out of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to dean gaffneys dog?"

Well'ard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s Max Branning?

Isn’t he the turkey guy?

That’s Bernard Cribbins I think "

No, its Bernard Matthews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to dean gaffneys dog?

You leave Wellard out of this!

That's the fella! I just wanted to pet him!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ewwww he is just so creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course "

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

140+ replies.

Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"140+ replies.

Unbelievable."

The people.love max branning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway. "

Both you and Mrs Jae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is the Max of Emmerdale and Coronation Street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Both you and Mrs Jae

Still in

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Both you and Mrs Jae

Still in

Excuse me but I already offered

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway. "

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

^fab straight

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

^fab straight

Max Branning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

^fab straight

Max Branning? "

Ladies mentioned above. Max isn’t A real person

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

^fab straight

Max Branning?

Ladies mentioned above. Max isn’t A real person "

I had to google him anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

Errr yeah he is!! I'll take care of him though don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is.."

There is something about him!! It's the bald ginger bearded bad boy thing. That's a thing right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is..

There is something about him!! It's the bald ginger bearded bad boy thing. That's a thing right??"

It's a thing. But a bad thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, I'd do Max And JAE in a threesome.

Not that I've thought much about it of course

Is this me or mrsjae...I'm in anyway.

Casually looking through a thread and see I’m in a threesome already

Super! Max Branning is not invited

Errr yeah he is!! I'll take care of him though don't worry. "

It's ok me and Mrs Jae playing Roman gladiators anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is..

There is something about him!! It's the bald ginger bearded bad boy thing. That's a thing right??

It's a thing. But a bad thing..."

I like bad things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is..

There is something about him!! It's the bald ginger bearded bad boy thing. That's a thing right??

It's a thing. But a bad thing...

I like bad things

Ugh spit on me already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is.."

He means what he says, and says what he means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few women I know that feel this way about Max. It's definitely a thing. He's hot. Not sure what it is..

He means what he says, and says what he means?"

Itsssss branning!

Sorry that sounded like a theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it."

Oi get your own thread

I’ve done it again op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it.

Oi get your own thread

I’ve done it again op

Getttattttaaamaaapabbb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it.

Oi get your own thread

I’ve done it again op

Getttattttaaamaaapabbb"

What you sipping on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooo!

Samantha Janus/Ronnie Mitchell though. She’d get it.

Oi get your own thread

I’ve done it again op

Getttattttaaamaaapabbb

What you sipping on?"

Peggy mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did this get to 160+ posts?!???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???"

You wait until today's "Red For Danger likes it up the Janus" thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???"

Everyone secretly wants to do max branning that's why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???"

Cause it's fuckin' different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???

Everyone secretly wants to do max branning that's why. "

Very much not because of this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???

You wait until today's "Red For Danger likes it up the Janus" thread."

My next thread is how do I seduce Redfordanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???"

Especially as only four people have posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get to 160+ posts?!???

You wait until today's "Red For Danger likes it up the Janus" thread."

I laughed at this way more than is strictly necessary

(closed, thread got too big)

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