FabSwingers.com forum: Are people hornier this week of nothingness?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today's my first day since Xmas I'm doing absolutely fuck all and the horn is wild!

Anyone else in these kinda situations?!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yeah. The wetness is real today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah going back to work has made me cream my knickers repeatedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah. The wetness is real today."

The erection is real today here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah going back to work has made me cream my knickers repeatedly."

I think you enjoy work too much...

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

Might have had a few plays! Fiance is at work

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am working but on call as part of Skeleton staff - have a few bits to do anyway

I ain’t horny at all

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

There must be something in the air this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There must be something in the air this week

You say that but it's dead here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No,food does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No,food does it for me. "

We all know that. Eaten much today?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Luckily this week is turning out to be a lot less dry than expected.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ish. Kinda? Maybe. I'm not sure. It will probably be gone by tomorrow though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothingness? I’ve returned to the never ending story!

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive. "

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No,food does it for me.

We all know that. Eaten much today?

On it now, give me an hour or two.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?"

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luckily this week is turning out to be a lot less dry than expected."

Ah you're getting laid in the reals? Damn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No,food does it for me.

We all know that. Eaten much today?

On it now, give me an hour or two. "

Best girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis."

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

Wait…. You have a penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

Wait…. You have a penis?"

I mean she wears her strap on enough so...

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

Wait…. You have a penis?

I mean she wears her strap on enough so..."

Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Yeah. The wetness is real today."

I have a super absorbent tongue. Always happy to help a pretty girl in distress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

Wait…. You have a penis?

I mean she wears her strap on enough so...

Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled

Meh, still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

Wait…. You have a penis?

I mean she wears her strap on enough so...

Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled

Meh, still would "

Knew it!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Horn level zero. Still got this shitty cold and struggling to maintain a sense of humour, let alone an interest in genital gymnastics

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

Wait…. You have a penis?

I mean she wears her strap on enough so...

Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled

Meh, still would "

I’ve done worse.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know. "

I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horn level zero. Still got this shitty cold and struggling to maintain a sense of humour, let alone an interest in genital gymnastics "

Oh _ickshawed! Get better soon, it's far too normal here without you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.

I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum."

Doesn't everyone do that?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

No can't say I am...the born has well and truly done one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. The wetness is real today."

It’s raining here too.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Ah you're getting laid in the reals? Damn!"

Hooray for other people's crotch goblins not getting in the way of my sex life for a change

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.

I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.

Doesn't everyone do that? "

I’ll have to get a finger in my bum to answer that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been super horny all week and getting very frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if people are horny because they’re bored.

I think people , let’s be honest woman are thinking about the past year and contemplating the new year.

I tend to meet ladies around this time of year more so then any other time of year .

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford

Yup, so bored but the forums came to my rescue yesterday - some wicked stories. Happy New Year everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been super horny all week and getting very frustrated."

Be honest . You’re always horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.

I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.

Doesn't everyone do that?

I’ll have to get a finger in my bum to answer that."

Licked and ready.

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By *oeyboipo31Man
over a year ago

isle of wight

Hey I’m new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I’m new

Well aren't you pretty

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.

Faf?

If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.

As long as you don't mind doing the same for me

Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in

They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.

I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.

Doesn't everyone do that?

I’ll have to get a finger in my bum to answer that.

Licked and ready. "

This is how anal extravaganza started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licked and ready. "

Always good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. The wetness is real today."

Well...if I wasn't horny already today that thought has definitely gotten me there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been visiting family so not even any hand action for a few days, So yes, pretty horny today, and checking out the beautiful ladies of Fab isn't helping that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower

Join me?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

I'm working (from home) today but the Christmas period has definitely triggered something I can't keep my hands off of Danish

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm always horny

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

I'm definitely living up to my username today. Can't keep my hands off myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup definitely me looking for some cam fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower

Join me?"

Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower

Join me?

Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok"

Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower

Join me?

Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok

Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair? "

Me washing your hair? How long are we spending in there?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower

Join me?

Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok

Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair?

Me washing your hair? How long are we spending in there?

It'll be well above your knees by the time we're finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower

Join me?

Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok

Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair?

Me washing your hair? How long are we spending in there?

It'll be well above your knees by the time we're finished. "

Maybe, but I'm not cleaning the plug out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once fainted in a shower cause the heating went and it was freezing. That's my thoughts on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope….. no one is making me horny

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Got nothing to do. Xmas is over so not visiting anyone or nobody is visiting us. All this time on our hands, it's inevitable that I will be giving myself a little diddle more often.

Love it xxx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I think they're just bored

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they're just bored

LvM"

I mean this is absolutely the case with me today. Jeeez Louise!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

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