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Maybe it's because i'm an atheist!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Maybe it's because i'm an atheist.

That I love Christmas sooooooooo !

Maybe it's because i'm an atheist

That I think of sex where ever I goooooo

I get a funny feeling inside of me

If it's Christmas Day orrrrr nooooooot

Maybe it's because I'm an atheist..

That I'll give FAB a shot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** applause **

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

I get a funny feeling inside of me

"

another baby jesus is acoming

get clean towels and boil a kettle

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

I get a funny feeling inside of me

another baby jesus is acoming

get clean towels and boil a kettle"

I LOVE Baby Cheeses..... the wax coating is a bugger tho .....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

I get a funny feeling inside of me

another baby jesus is acoming

get clean towels and boil a kettle"

I always thought it was get clean kettles and boil a towel...good job no-one relies on me for midwifery

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

I get a funny feeling inside of me

another baby jesus is acoming

get clean towels and boil a kettle

I always thought it was get clean kettles and boil a towel...good job no-one relies on me for midwifery "

Look after three sherries it's kettle the towels and boil the baby ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ouch .. I can feel that

Let's kettle the baby and towel the boils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I get a funny feeling inside of me

another baby jesus is acoming

get clean towels and boil a kettle"

Bloom'in typical, just when you think you’ve cracked it,,,…..

Does this now mean I’ve got brave the shops looking for gold frankincense and myrrh on Christmas eve ….

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....

We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....

We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal. "

Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....

We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.

Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! .... "

Pssssssst ! Got any luncheon vouchers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....

We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.

Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! ....

Pssssssst ! Got any luncheon vouchers ?"

D'ya need em fer tomorrow... At work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....

We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.

Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! ....

Pssssssst ! Got any luncheon vouchers ?"

I don’t Gwanny,,,,, but someone just popped a buy-one-get-one-free voucher for pizzahut through my letterbox….

So if all else fails , you’re welcome to join me there ,my treat.!.

I think it includes one free drink too! so if we take an extra straw we'll be laughing all the way to the till....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And Lo ...... the Angel of the Lord came down and said ......

Let there be an Hawaiian Feast, A Hot Mafioso and a Triple Cheese Stuffed Crust...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Lo ...... the Angel of the Lord came down and said ......

Let there be an Hawaiian Feast, A Hot Mafioso and a Triple Cheese Stuffed Crust... "
Are those the three wise men!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....

We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal. "

did I hear Creed mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may do a stranger

I may give them head

I may let them.shag me

Even in my own bed

I'm not really fussy

I'll try n stay awake

I just want some pussy

Anything I'll.take

I just want some fanny

Any age or make

Just make sure its not granny's

I'm not that desp'rate ffs!!

(sang in the style of away in a manger)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i've often thought atheism would be more widely accepted,if it had a jesus figure.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I may do a stranger

I may give them head

I may let them.shag me

Even in my own bed

I'm not really fussy

I'll try n stay awake

I just want some pussy

Anything I'll.take

I just want some fanny

Any age or make

Just make sure its not granny's

I'm not that desp'rate ffs!!

(sang in the style of away in a manger)"

You know you break my heart

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i've often thought atheism would be more widely accepted,if it had a jesus figure. "

I am not Jesus I am a naughty boy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not an Atheist, I am an Agnostic, hence I celebrate any festivities going for the food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've often thought atheism would be more widely accepted,if it had a jesus figure.

I am not Jesus I am a naughty boy !

"

AHA!! So you do admit you're a cock in a frock...BUSTED!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've often thought atheism would be more widely accepted,if it had a jesus figure. "

it has. Richard Dawkins

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i've often thought atheism would be more widely accepted,if it had a jesus figure.

it has. Richard Dawkins "

Rejoice ye lepers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atheism is a ridiculous religious position to have anyway.

Anyone with eyes can see that Lemmy does in fact exist.

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