FabSwingers.com forum: If....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Imagine a world dear forum in which men did not ejaculate and instead had dry orgasms all the time like a lot of you ladies...

Would that be a better or worse world for you? Would you prefer if there wasn't a chaotic mess at the end of every man's orgasm?

Begin!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’ve no problem with the mess, Brucey

Never have I given this a moments thought either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save a fortune on tissues.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

It feels exquisite when it's pummelling your cervix, but nobody likes being stuck in a cuddle puddle.

Weighing up the pros and cons...the jizz can stay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It feels exquisite when it's pummelling your cervix, but nobody likes being stuck in a cuddle puddle.

Weighing up the pros and cons...the jizz can stay."

Oh my god I need to sit down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would make me so sad xx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?"

This would do it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?"

With a little love heart CGI as they kiss lovingly post orgasms OBVIOUSLY

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I had a dry orgasm once. I thought I was dying. For once google made me feel better about what I thought was a serious medical condition.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Most of time in a condom when not over the boobies/face so gets rubbed in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer it if men didn't orgasm at all really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

In general, I don't like mess, so I should prefer a world without.

However, I love to swallow it, and if that were the case, I'd probably die of malnutrition as it's probably my only source of protein these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

You say that like it would be bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

Well now you mention it could a jizz free world assist with global warming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

You say that like it would be bad thing?"

Jesus Winnie great minds and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo god no there’s nothing better than pulling your knickers down a hour or two after to find all that lovely jizz runing out you

Oooo god runing and hiding after this post

It’s a joke people

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I'd prefer it if men didn't orgasm at all really. "

You just want to see the world burn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd prefer it if men didn't orgasm at all really. "

Just constantly crying out for sweet relief? That's alot of crying you'd have to listen to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, I don't like mess, so I should prefer a world without.

However, I love to swallow it, and if that were the case, I'd probably die of malnutrition as it's probably my only source of protein these days."

Semen consists of minimal amounts of sperm. The rest of it is protein, fructose, mucus, enzymes, water, vitamins, and minerals. Typical ejaculate can fill about a teaspoon and only contains about 5–7 calories. Although some people believe that it is high in protein, the protein content in semen is negligible.

Get back on the beef sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer it if men didn't orgasm at all really.

You just want to see the world burn."

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

You say that like it would be bad thing?"

It would be terrible for... reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!"

Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

You say that like it would be bad thing?

It would be terrible for... reasons"

I'm struggling to think of one.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But what would you glaze doughnuts with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!

Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!"

Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what would you glaze doughnuts with?

What sick world do you live in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?"

Cock shrinks like wacky waving Inflatable tube guy *inserts gifs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

You say that like it would be bad thing?

It would be terrible for... reasons

I'm struggling to think of one. "

Erm... There would be no new inventions because the betterment of Mankind would be irrelevant

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Semen consists of minimal amounts of sperm. The rest of it is protein, fructose, mucus, enzymes, water, vitamins, and minerals. Typical ejaculate can fill about a teaspoon and only contains about 5–7 calories. Although some people believe that it is high in protein, the protein content in semen is negligible.

Get back on the beef sausages "

Well yeah, obviously one isn't gonna do much. But if you eat a decent amount

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"But what would you glaze doughnuts with?

Your own cream, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has to be mess….from both…. Creamy trail from her and a nipple filled with his treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder."

Does it really

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!

Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!

Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please"

Storks Brucey… they bring the babies

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!

Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!

Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please"

Hi yes babies are delivered by angels.

And can I thank all angels how worked over Christmas and thank all Angels in advance for the hard work over new year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back on the beef sausages

Well yeah, obviously one isn't gonna do much. But if you eat a decent amount

Indeed I would recommend the Lidl value pack.

Come to think of it there’s probably more protein in the ejaculate of a 64 year old aged hippie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did we get from empty orgasm to angels ? That is a tangent if ever I saw

and a pretty boring variant too if I do say my own opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder."

I can tell you are one of Fabs romantics?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Indeed I would recommend the Lidl value pack.

Come to think of it there’s probably more protein in the ejaculate of a 64 year old aged hippie?"

Cheap sausages are on the hard no list.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Saves me washing my socks so often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?

The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!

Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!

Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please

Storks Brucey… they bring the babies

FUCK!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder."

This is a ghastly image

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.

This is a ghastly image "

Old Spice Talc would be quite useful?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!"

You’re doing it wrong Brucey. I’m a good shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back on the beef sausages

Well yeah, obviously one isn't gonna do much. But if you eat a decent amount

Sound logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!"

Er I beg to differ.........the gushing and or squirting debate fills more threads than a Taylor’s dummy.

Could I hazard a guess and say do ladies of a certain age ejaculate athletes foot powder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!

You’re doing it wrong Brucey. I’m a good shot

You're one of the special ones then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!

Er I beg to differ.........the gushing and or squirting debate fills more threads than a Taylor’s dummy.

Could I hazard a guess and say do ladies of a certain age ejaculate athletes foot powder?"

I said most CARL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.

This is a ghastly image "

Just imagine casper having covid and you're there.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?"

Hand shake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could fake every Orgasm,

When in Rome.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"But what would you glaze doughnuts with?

Your own cream, obviously

But that's the filling

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.

This is a ghastly image

Just imagine casper having covid and you're there."

I feel a bit ick now

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

As a guy, I'd sometimes like to have a cheeky wank without having to clean up.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

This would ruin everything for me. I'm horrified at the thought! The moment of anticipation is the best bit.

...and there's nothing dry about my orgasms!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This would ruin everything for me. I'm horrified at the thought! The moment of anticipation is the best bit.

...and there's nothing dry about my orgasms!

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm

I was just thinking this

I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry

Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!

Er I beg to differ.........the gushing and or squirting debate fills more threads than a Taylor’s dummy.

Could I hazard a guess and say do ladies of a certain age ejaculate athletes foot powder?

I said most CARL"

Did you BRUCE?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Would make a very boring facial though.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, I believe that men can dry orgasm. It needs to be practiced but it is possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would make a very boring facial though.

Mrs "

Ah, a woman that loves facials. My cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be a bit like going to get your favourite snack out the cupboard only to find out there’s none left. Slightly disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would be a bit like going to get your favourite snack out the cupboard only to find out there’s none left. Slightly disappointing. "

Your favourite snack is it now Mrs Shiv?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be a bit like going to get your favourite snack out the cupboard only to find out there’s none left. Slightly disappointing.

Your favourite snack is it now Mrs Shiv?!

I should have worded that differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would make a very boring facial though.

Mrs "

It’s just powdering the nose (boop)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It would make me sad. I like nothing more than the gutteral cries of a man as he quickly realises he’s going to cum. His sense of panic as he tries to hold out for just a few more thrusts before erupting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would make me sad. I like nothing more than the gutteral cries of a man as he quickly realises he’s going to cum. His sense of panic as he tries to hold out for just a few more thrusts before erupting. "

This turned me on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u learn ur body and ur tantric and undeestand ur orgasms as a man u can have multiple clamaxs ad much as women but u dont need to cum i have various orgasms during sex or oral due to being very tantric and very intpuch with my sexual pleasure and it also help u last that bit long and makes for bigger explosions when u finally give in to her

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I feel it develops the sense of intimacy at the end of sex. Being able to shoot a warm load is a feeling that cannot be replaced. Physically seeing your ejaculate come out is just so relieving. Its like a reward for all the hard work you’ve put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was no cum I'd rather be celibate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there was no cum I'd rather be celibate

Well....that's a strong comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I still get to orgasm? Where’s the problem?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Nooo....I enjoy the messy ending.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I feel it develops the sense of intimacy at the end of sex. Being able to shoot a warm load is a feeling that cannot be replaced. Physically seeing your ejaculate come out is just so relieving. Its like a reward for all the hard work you’ve put it

Amen to this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's like living art

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I reckon it would be great if teenage boys didn’t ejaculate. In fact it shouldn’t happen until they are emotionally ready for fatherhood.

That would be a great world lol.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I reckon it would be great if teenage boys didn’t ejaculate. In fact it shouldn’t happen until they are emotionally ready for fatherhood.

That would be a great world lol."

But how would they stand their socks up?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I reckon it would be great if teenage boys didn’t ejaculate. In fact it shouldn’t happen until they are emotionally ready for fatherhood.

That would be a great world lol."

So from about 40 then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ve had the snip and your prostate removed does dust come out when you cum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooo....I enjoy the messy ending."

I've always liked you Annabelle x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out.

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

That would be awful.

I love cum

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I'd be very sad.

Please don't take the messy cum away. Or the pre cum. That's wonderful too.

Thank you.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Ah, so you *are* a good girl after all...

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

It's like living art

Exactly. And I love drawing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

I'd be very sad in a world without cum. What else would drip down my inner thighs so satisfyingly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

All that effort for what at the end,??

A puff of steam

Sure who would want that

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I'd be very sad in a world without cum. What else would drip down my inner thighs so satisfyingly? "
now there's an image,,

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin!

You're being sarcastic...right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope..i definately need that protein shot..get quite moody when im deprived

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin!

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simply request a better aimer,

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin!

You're being sarcastic...right?!"

Hell no. A world without cum would be terrible! (Did I word it wrong?

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over a year ago

"But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin!

You're being sarcastic...right?!

Hell no. A world without cum would be terrible! (Did I word it wrong?

Oh no you did actually, my brain today! I need a nap and a blowjob I think?

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

"I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!"

My cervix loves sipping on a good penis colada.

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over a year ago

"I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!"

That entire sentence just gave me the biggest ick on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!

My cervix loves sipping on a good penis colada.

penis colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m a dribbler than a shooter so clean up is easier. Would having dry orgasms also mean we can have more than one and they last longer? Cos I’ll take that

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!

My cervix loves sipping on a good penis colada.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch"

Aww Brucey! Thanks.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!

My cervix loves sipping on a good penis colada.

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over a year ago

"I love how many creampie queens are emerging from this thread!

My cervix loves sipping on a good penis colada.

What a way to relax!

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over a year ago

"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch

Aww Brucey! Thanks.

Gotta love the compliments you can dish out on fab eh?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch

Aww Brucey! Thanks.

Gotta love the compliments you can dish out on fab eh?"

Right? It's nice to be complimented sometimes. I'm enjoying your occasional thread on the fora.

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over a year ago

"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?

Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch

Aww Brucey! Thanks.

Gotta love the compliments you can dish out on fab eh?

Right? It's nice to be complimented sometimes. I'm enjoying your occasional thread on the fora."

(Curtsies)

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