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" " • Çlacton — You are tonight's ¹st poster! A festive evening greeting. Are you well? | |||
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"In " Out. Just cummed x Thank you guys x | |||
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" " • Good evening buttercup, AlittlteBitMore! | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays?" • Good evening Swing! My oscitant festive mind forgets that you are a Tasmanian. Here in the UK our public holidays are known as "Bank Holidays". | |||
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"In " ° My dear friend, F&B. Good evening my pedigree chum. | |||
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"In Out. Just cummed x Thank you guys x" • You're moist welcum. | |||
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" • Çlacton — You are tonight's ¹st poster! A festive evening greeting. Are you well? I’m fine thank you Nero Will be a very quick one this evening " • Your rapidity isn't in question. Your participation is. Thank you for making it this evening. It's always an unquenchable pleasure. | |||
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"In Out. Just cummed x Thank you guys x • You're moist welcum. " | |||
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"In Out. Just cummed x Thank you guys x • You're moist welcum. " Ohhh love that word, Moist | |||
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"Good evening Nero, x" • Goooooood Evening Mårnie..•°* | |||
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"Aloha " • A | ø h à | |||
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"In Out. Just cummed x Thank you guys x • You're moist welcum. Ohhh love that word, Moist " • Change your name from MåtureVixên to MoistureVixen. | |||
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"How’s everyone in this fine evening? " • We are.....finé. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period " • gØØd Evening Le Petit Oiseau! All work and no play(dates)? | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays? • Good evening Swing! My oscitant festive mind forgets that you are a Tasmanian. Here in the UK our public holidays are known as "Bank Holidays". " Tasmanian my arse. In the other state of Australia where I'm from, bank holidays are days when banks are closed and everyone else goes to work. (days like Christmas are public holidays) | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period " Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? | |||
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"Said be quick one good night Nero and all have good evening x " • Good night Çlacton! | |||
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"How’s everyone in this fine evening? " I'm not too bad which unfortunately is more than I can say for Mr N. | |||
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".•*°°" • You and I, our resident Nocturnal Mascot, are due for a game of NakedTwister™. Interested? | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day" • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period • gØØd Evening Le Petit Oiseau! All work and no play(dates)?" No play today darling… but the week is young, and ripe for playtime | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? " I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date | |||
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"Good evening from the leisure peninsula. Not been on here for about a year " Blimey! I don't think you've missed much but welcome back | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date " Of course pizza date is still on! | |||
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"Good evening Nero, x • Goooooood Evening Mårnie..•°*" Hope everyone has had a good day, and enjoying a relaxing evening, I'm having my usual G&T while chatting on here and listening to Rod Stewart, I love a bit of Sexual Religion, | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays? • Good evening Swing! My oscitant festive mind forgets that you are a Tasmanian. Here in the UK our public holidays are known as "Bank Holidays". Tasmanians up my arse. In the City of Hobart where I'm from, bank holidays are days when banks are closed and everyone else goes to work. (days like Christmas are public holidays)" • We care less about those far and distance lands where one finds more culture in a pot of yoghurt. Here, Swing, have a glass of . | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening." I have been watching Olivia Coleman in The Favourite. The ovaltine is as always, vile. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date " Hello Honeybird, x | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays? • Good evening Swing! My oscitant festive mind forgets that you are a Tasmanian. Here in the UK our public holidays are known as "Bank Holidays". Tasmanians up my arse. In the City of Hobart where I'm from, bank holidays are days when banks are closed and everyone else goes to work. (days like Christmas are public holidays) • We care less about those far and distance lands where one finds more culture in a pot of yoghurt. Here, Swing, have a glass of . " Piss off | |||
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"Good evening all" • Good evening LittlemissmistressK! | |||
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"Good evening from the leisure peninsula. Not been on here for about a year " • Good evening and Welcøme Trên! Wirral wondering where you've been! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date is still on! " Ooh great. You can be the first person I visit when I move. I’m really excited xx | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Hello Honeybird, x" Hi beautiful. How’s you this evening? All relaxed I hope? My work now is finally finished. Phew | |||
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"Good evening all • Good evening LittlemissmistressK! " Hi x | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period • gØØd Evening Le Petit Oiseau! All work and no play(dates)? No play today darling… but the week is young, and ripe for playtime " • Oh, I say! | |||
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"Good evening from the leisure peninsula. Not been on here for about a year • Good evening and Welcøme Trên! Wirral wondering where you've been!" I see what you did there | |||
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"Evening all xxx" • Evening Paul! How well do you fare? | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening. I have been watching Olivia Coleman in The Favourite. The ovaltine is as always, vile. " • I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried Sleeping? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date is still on! Ooh great. You can be the first person I visit when I move. I’m really excited xx" Yay me too! Hope work was ok? | |||
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"Hello you lot. I'm still ill " • Good evening Dee. Check your WhatsApp: I've sent you a feel good factor pawn film. The perfect panacea. | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening. I have been watching Olivia Coleman in The Favourite. The ovaltine is as always, vile. • I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried Sleeping?" I have tried sleeping and I'm very good at it | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date is still on! Ooh great. You can be the first person I visit when I move. I’m really excited xx Yay me too! Hope work was ok?" Yeah all good. Busy, just as I like it | |||
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"Good evening from the leisure peninsula. Not been on here for about a year • Good evening and Welcøme Trên! Wirral wondering where you've been! I see what you did there " | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening. I have been watching Olivia Coleman in The Favourite. The ovaltine is as always, vile. • I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried Sleeping? I have tried sleeping and I'm very good at it" • What about Pillow Talk? | |||
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"Hello Nero Hello Nocturnal Creatures. Popping in and popping out. I'm off to buy a bikini. " • I've never seen you in a Bikini Atoll (sic). My yearnful Pocket Rocket Sprockett. How is the surf in Auckland? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date is still on! Ooh great. You can be the first person I visit when I move. I’m really excited xx Yay me too! Hope work was ok? Yeah all good. Busy, just as I like it " Amazing then | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening. I have been watching Olivia Coleman in The Favourite. The ovaltine is as always, vile. • I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried Sleeping? I have tried sleeping and I'm very good at it • What about Pillow Talk? " Yep I can do that. Feather, foam, memory foam? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! " • Intriguing. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date is still on! Ooh great. You can be the first person I visit when I move. I’m really excited xx Yay me too! Hope work was ok? Yeah all good. Busy, just as I like it Amazing then " Yes darling. I’m smiling from ear to ear. So much to do… so little time | |||
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"Good evening. Hope everyone has had a good day • We've been here Nocturnal'ing for hours, NC³. Where have you been? How's the Øvaltine this evening? And good evening. I have been watching Olivia Coleman in The Favourite. The ovaltine is as always, vile. • I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried Sleeping? I have tried sleeping and I'm very good at it • What about Pillow Talk? Yep I can do that. Feather, foam, memory foam?" • Foam please. Or froth. I think octogenarians have issues with their memory (foam). | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. " Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops " • Evening felicitations bestowed upon you, Kåt How are you this evening. It's T u e s d a y by the way! | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops " What day is it exactly? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting " • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops What day is it exactly? " • Bank Holiday Tuesday. But don't tell Inaswingdress. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? " He suggested to join us for cocktails in last night's nocturnal | |||
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"Hello hello hello " ° boob / Bôôb / BØØB! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? " He invited himself last night | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? He suggested to join us for cocktails in last night's nocturnal " • Unbelievable! The mind boggles! I'm hosting the Noc', each and every night and you miscreants are arranging your own cocktail-cliques, right under my very nose AND in my own Nocturnal Snug Bar. Right, I'm taking Mrs NíceÇouple to Claridges for some long overdue hanky panky, rumpy pumpy. | |||
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"evening pervs, anyone got spare sinuses " • This. | |||
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"Hello hello hello " Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? He invited himself last night " • Didn't he just! | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? " • Like vintage pendulums! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? He suggested to join us for cocktails in last night's nocturnal • Unbelievable! The mind boggles! I'm hosting the Noc', each and every night and you miscreants are arranging your own cocktail-cliques, right under my very nose AND in my own Nocturnal Snug Bar. Right, I'm taking Mrs NíceÇouple to Claridges for some long overdue hanky panky, rumpy pumpy. " I think I just peed a bit with laughter | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops What day is it exactly? " Tuesday x | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? " Awww thank you, you say the nicest things and FYI it's a bit to the left tonight | |||
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"evening pervs, anyone got spare sinuses Hi beautiful " hi gorgeous x | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? Awww thank you, you say the nicest things and FYI it's a bit to the left tonight " Very nice too. And I have this way with words | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting " Excuse me?!?!?! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? He suggested to join us for cocktails in last night's nocturnal • Unbelievable! The mind boggles! I'm hosting the Noc', each and every night and you miscreants are arranging your own cocktail-cliques, right under my very nose AND in my own Nocturnal Snug Bar. Right, I'm taking Mrs NíceÇouple to Claridges for some long overdue hanky panky, rumpy pumpy. " Well, I could be wrong, but maybe he was counting on being the mixologist whilst you graciously host all of us? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting Excuse me?!?!?! " Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? • Like vintage pendulums!" Not hanging!!! Still pretty pert And I’m not vintage… Cheeky sod | |||
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".•*°° • You and I, our resident Nocturnal Mascot, are due for a game of NakedTwister™. Interested?" I am interested..•°°••°•° | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? Awww thank you, you say the nicest things and FYI it's a bit to the left tonight Very nice too. And I have this way with words " I have noticed that you have a way with words and thank you once again | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it " No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops What day is it exactly? Tuesday x" Shit! A week until work | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting • Where the fuck did Thesp' come from? He suggested to join us for cocktails in last night's nocturnal • Unbelievable! The mind boggles! I'm hosting the Noc', each and every night and you miscreants are arranging your own cocktail-cliques, right under my very nose AND in my own Nocturnal Snug Bar. Right, I'm taking Mrs NíceÇouple to Claridges for some long overdue hanky panky, rumpy pumpy. I think I just peed a bit with laughter " • | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? Awww thank you, you say the nicest things and FYI it's a bit to the left tonight Very nice too. And I have this way with words I have noticed that you have a way with words and thank you once again " Not a problem at all. Everyone is welcome here. Especially when it’s hanging to the left | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful people. Hope your day has been smiley? I’m still working as have paperwork to sort. No rest for the alcohol seller over the festive period Hello gorgeous woman, trust you’re well? I’m really good thanks beautiful. All good here just counting down the days to move south… and we have a pizza date Of course pizza date, with you and Nero is still on! • Intriguing. Have you just invited yourself darling Nero? That makes it you, Thesp, me and Sweet Cherry. Interesting Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!!" Absolutely not! It started out as a girls date. It seems to have mushroomed somewhat | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops What day is it exactly? Tuesday x Shit! A week until work " I go back to work on the Wednesday x | |||
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"Hello hello hello Hello gorgeous. How’s it hanging? Awww thank you, you say the nicest things and FYI it's a bit to the left tonight Very nice too. And I have this way with words I have noticed that you have a way with words and thank you once again Not a problem at all. Everyone is welcome here. Especially when it’s hanging to the left " At least it is hanging in this weather | |||
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"Good evening kind Nero how is our fine capital city this dark December night? " • Good evening Lord Supanôva76. I was in Knightsbridge today, ambling the urbane thoroughfares of retail concessions. It's been very wet, blustery and miserable. The coffee, however, was sublime. | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one" I bloody well am! | |||
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"Good evening kind Nero how is our fine capital city this dark December night? • Good evening Lord Supanôva76. I was in Knightsbridge today, ambling the urbane thoroughfares of retail concessions. It's been very wet, blustery and miserable. The coffee, however, was sublime." Oh i do like a nice coffee | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am!" What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am!" ^^ she is | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! ^^ she is " Come here... I'll keep ya warm | |||
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"Hi all." • Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread, rØundandrØund69! Good evening to you! | |||
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"Well, I could be wrong, but maybe he was counting on being the mixologist whilst you graciously made love to all of us?" • If you're hankering for a gracious lovemaking session then.... | |||
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".•*°° • You and I, our resident Nocturnal Mascot, are due for a game of NakedTwister™. Interested? I am interested..•°°••°•° " • She's interested... | |||
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"Well, I could be wrong, but maybe he was counting on being the mixologist whilst you graciously made love to all of us? • If you're hankering for a gracious lovemaking session then...." I love how you edit quotes to twist my words | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Monday, oops What day is it exactly? Tuesday x Shit! A week until work " • I'm not back until the 1Øth! #HumbleSmugness... | |||
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"... ....Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!!" • I would like to pinch your two: the left breast and the right tit. | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all " I’ll back out then | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all I’ll back out then " Oh I’m sure there is… For us ladies anyway. Leave it with me | |||
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"Good evening kind Nero how is our fine capital city this dark December night? • Good evening Lord Supanôva76. I was in Knightsbridge today, ambling the urbane thoroughfares of retail concessions. It's been very wet, blustery and miserable. The coffee, however, was sublime." Ahhh got to love Knightsbridge, how was Harrods? Always good coffe in thelat part of town? | |||
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"Goooood evening you sexy lot I managed to have a few hours of me time this evening and some naughty fun. This will help me get through the next two weeks of my mothers visit as much as I love her three weeks of the home invasion is hard going x" • Hello Ânniê. Thank you for your evening soliloquy. So, in essence, you've been doing some jiggy-jiggy this evening? | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all I’ll back out then Oh I’m sure there is… For us ladies anyway. Leave it with me " Puts dress on again... and asks is there room for one more ladiyeee lol | |||
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"Goooood evening you sexy lot I managed to have a few hours of me time this evening and some naughty fun. This will help me get through the next two weeks of my mothers visit as much as I love her three weeks of the home invasion is hard going x • Hello Ânniê. Thank you for your evening soliloquy. So, in essence, you've been doing some jiggy-jiggy this evening?" And lovely it was too | |||
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"Hello to all " • Not only is she inquisitive, she's a lady of fine calibre. Good evening •ïnquïsïtïve-lady• What festive fables of fun and frolics do you bring forth from the Emerald Isle? Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread! | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all I’ll back out then Oh I’m sure there is… For us ladies anyway. Leave it with me Puts dress on again... and asks is there room for one more ladiyeee lol " I’m very very picky with my ladies…. | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all I’ll back out then Oh I’m sure there is… For us ladies anyway. Leave it with me Puts dress on again... and asks is there room for one more ladiyeee lol I’m very very picky with my ladies…. " Maybe we could discuss this between us all... | |||
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"Well, I could be wrong, but maybe he was counting on being the mixologist whilst you graciously made love to all of us? • If you're hankering for a gracious lovemaking session then.... I love how you edit quotes to twist my words " • If the Happy Mondays could twist melons then I'm content with twisting your words! | |||
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" Excuse me?!?!?! Oh honey… you’re not going to miss out. In fact let’s book the whole restaurant. Fuck it No-one is pinching my two beautiful girls from me!!! Pretty sure she's not talking about me on that one I bloody well am! What are we to do then? Not sure there is a big enough Osteria to host us all I’ll back out then " No need to back out! I meant if all the forum was going to join | |||
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"Well, I could be wrong, but maybe he was counting on being the mixologist whilst you graciously made love to all of us? • If you're hankering for a gracious lovemaking session then.... I love how you edit quotes to twist my words • If the Happy Mondays could twist melons then I'm content with twisting your words! " Oh well, go on then, you are too charming x | |||
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"Good evening to everyone x " • Evening felicitations to redstoçkings². And happy festive holidays! | |||
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"Hello to all • Not only is she inquisitive, she's a lady of fine calibre. Good evening •ïnquïsïtïve-lady• What festive fables of fun and frolics do you bring forth from the Emerald Isle? Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread!" Good evening to yourself. All the festive greetings to you x | |||
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"Good evening kind Nero how is our fine capital city this dark December night? • Good evening Lord Supanôva76. I was in Knightsbridge today, ambling the urbane thoroughfares of retail concessions. It's been very wet, blustery and miserable. The coffee, however, was sublime. Ahhh got to love Knightsbridge, how was Harrods? Always good coffee in that part of town? " • Horrids™ Department store is eschewed for a multitude of reasons. Harvey Nichols however...utterly delicious. | |||
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"Goooood evening you sexy lot I managed to have a few hours of me time this evening and some naughty fun. This will help me get through the next two weeks of my mothers visit as much as I love her three weeks of the home invasion is hard going x • Hello Ânniê. Thank you for your evening soliloquy. So, in essence, you've been doing some jiggy-jiggy this evening? And lovely it was too " • Did you manage to capture the experience on lithograph and etchings? | |||
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"Well, I could be wrong, but maybe he was counting on being the mixologist whilst you graciously made love to all of us? • If you're hankering for a gracious lovemaking session then.... I love how you edit quotes to twist my words • If the Happy Mondays could twist melons then I'm content with twisting your words! Oh well, go on then, you are too charming x" • Charm is a Nocturnal prerequisite. Luckily it's my modus operandi. | |||
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"Am I able to join in or am I not allowed considering I’m in a different time zone and it’s Wednesday already " • Newby°¹³²7 - you ARE indeed allowed to join. Geographical constraints have no bearing on the Nocturnal fellowship. Indeed, one of our regulars (sprockett²²) has recently moved to New Zealand and she was on here a few moments ago. Welcome to the Nocturnal snug bar. Pull up a retro stool and imbibe with us. | |||
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"Hello to all • Not only is she inquisitive, she's a lady of fine calibre. Good evening •ïnquïsïtïve-lady• What festive fables of fun and frolics do you bring forth from the Emerald Isle? Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread! Good evening to yourself. All the festive greetings to you x" • You're so very benevolent and kindly. | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead )" Good eventide Mrs K xxx | |||
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"Late tonight and I've been on the vino Evening Nero Evening all " ° Good evening GreenÉyÉs! White or Red....or Rosé? | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead )" • g°°D evening KC², my love. I almost didn't recognise you with your clothes on. How is Tenergrief? | |||
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"Good evening kind Nero how is our fine capital city this dark December night? • Good evening Lord Supanôva76. I was in Knightsbridge today, ambling the urbane thoroughfares of retail concessions. It's been very wet, blustery and miserable. The coffee, however, was sublime. Ahhh got to love Knightsbridge, how was Harrods? Always good coffee in that part of town? • Horrids™ Department store is eschewed for a multitude of reasons. Harvey Nichols however...utterly delicious. " Harvey Nic is a different class!! | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead )" Hope the storm blew out ok? And nice boob pic | |||
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"Late tonight and I've been on the vino Evening Nero Evening all ° Good evening GreenÉyÉs ! White or Red....or Rosé?" All three | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) • g°°D evening KC², my love. I almost didn't recognise you with your clothes on. How is Tenergrief?" Today it was warm, a bit breezy but there's fine dust in the clouds so it's been somewhat overcast. We still managed a lovely afternoon at the beach though | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) Good eventide Mrs K xxx" *Waves* | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) Hope the storm blew out ok? And nice boob pic " Storm replaced with dust Why, thank you It was just a quickie...... | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead )" But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? | |||
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"Gd evening all x " • And a very warm good evening to you -ApplesAndPears- | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? " The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night | |||
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"Gd evening all x • And a very warm good evening to you -ApplesAndPears-" thank you How’s your day been? | |||
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"Late tonight and I've been on the vino Evening Nero Evening all ° Good evening GreenÉyÉs ! White or Red....or Rosé? All three " • In which ørder? ³, ², ¹, ° ! | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) Hope the storm blew out ok? And nice boob pic Storm replaced with dust Why, thank you It was just a quickie......" A quickie… oh I like those | |||
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"Late tonight and I've been on the vino Evening Nero Evening all ° Good evening GreenÉyÉs ! White or Red....or Rosé? All three • In which ørder? ³, ², ¹, ° !" 231 then finished on candy can vodka I will be rough tomorrow but was worth it for the company | |||
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"Gd evening all x • And a very warm good evening to you -ApplesAndPears- thank you How’s your day been? " • It's been wonderful and relaxing, thank you ever so much for asking. | |||
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"Late tonight and I've been on the vino Evening Nero Evening all ° Good evening GreenÉyÉs ! White or Red....or Rosé? All three • In which ørder? ³, ², ¹, ° ! 231 then finished on candy can vodka I will be rough tomorrow but was worth it for the company " • Oh, you had company? | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night " What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down | |||
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"Late tonight and I've been on the vino Evening Nero Evening all ° Good evening GreenÉyÉsy ! White or Red....or Rosé? All three • In which ørder? ³, ², ¹, ° ! 231 then finished on candy can vodka I will be rough tomorrow but was worth it for the company • Oh, you had company? " Yes I did | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down " • MístyPèaks is somewhat inebriated. Ågain. | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down • MístyPèaks is somewhat inebriated. Ågain. " Mistypeaks is neither inebriated or impressed at the continuous accusation that she is…. | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down • MístyPèaks is somewhat inebriated. Ågain. Mistypeaks is neither inebriated or impressed at the continuous accusation that she is…." • Bite me. | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down • MístyPèaks is somewhat inebriated. Ågain. " Misty is merely astonished at the sudden disappearance of La Gomera, La Palma and el Pico de Teide. All vanished overnight | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down • MístyPèaks is somewhat inebriated. Ågain. Misty is merely astonished at the sudden disappearance of La Gomera, La Palma and el Pico de Teide. All vanished overnight " ° Is that due to the Saharan dust? Are you on the air conditioning? | |||
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"Popping my head in for a bit. From a less stormy Canarian isle (but now we have Saharan dusty mist instead ) But does your dusty mist have Mistypeaks? The peaks are wholly obscured! Our daughter thought that the island visible from our balcony had been stølen in the night What!!!!! The peaks have never…. What?!?!? Oh my. I need a lie down • MístyPèaks is somewhat inebriated. Ågain. Misty is merely astonished at the sudden disappearance of La Gomera, La Palma and el Pico de Teide. All vanished overnight ° Is that due to the Saharan dust? Are you on the air conditioning?" It is indeed due to the dust and no, we haven't used (and won't be using) the aircon. No need for it at all, it's just ambient and pleasant in the apartment. | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays?" It used to be that banks had their lights on until late Sunday night fixing all the mistakes in the previous week. Then there would only be a few hours before the banks were open again for the start of the week and that's how it got its name. | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays? It used to be that banks had their lights on until late Sunday night fixing all the mistakes in the previous week. Then there would only be a few hours before the banks were open again for the start of the week and that's how it got its name. " What’s a bank? We don’t have those anymore | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays? It used to be that banks had their lights on until late Sunday night fixing all the mistakes in the previous week. Then there would only be a few hours before the banks were open again for the start of the week and that's how it got its name. What’s a bank? We don’t have those anymore " Oh yes we do... oh sorry I thought you said w£$s | |||
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"What do banks do to deserve holidays? It used to be that banks had their lights on until late Sunday night fixing all the mistakes in the previous week. Then there would only be a few hours before the banks were open again for the start of the week and that's how it got its name. What’s a bank? We don’t have those anymore " So true, and when you do visit the kids serving you are in jeans and trainers, what's that all about? | |||
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