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over a year ago

What do you want?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.

I'm a simple creature with simple needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

To have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.

I'm a simple creature with simple needs."

I've got 2 jars, so you want one

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Clear sinuses and school to restart

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A moan probably

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Rex's penis in between my fun bags

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you want?

To have fun."

I thought that was girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner in Crime, who is open minded and not given to lying or messing people around!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clear sinuses and school to restart

You love them really…. But less in the holidays.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

Thanks Woody!

Wanna sample my pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

Thanks Woody!

Wanna sample my pudding?

Truthfully, I don’t like Xmas pudding.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

I might leave a skid mark on your chest though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

I might leave a skid mark on your chest though

The 'mights' not a might there is it...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

Thanks Woody!

Wanna sample my pudding?

Truthfully, I don’t like Xmas pudding.

Heathen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

I might leave a skid mark on your chest though

The 'mights' not a might there is it..."

* I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t know , you’re supposed to work it out for us.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.

I'm a simple creature with simple needs.

I've got 2 jars, so you want one

I'm on my way!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

I might leave a skid mark on your chest though

I'll retaliate with a snail trail across your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Who’s Rex …lucky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like a sammich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich"

What filling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chip butty

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'd really like a sammich"

Ooh, Mids! How about a Rex sandwich? D'ya think he could cope?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Who’s Rex …lucky sod

I'd happily entertain your penis too, good sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich"

Do you actually type in your accent???

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

In general or at this moment in time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ? "

Head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We don’t know , you’re supposed to work it out for us. "

I bought a raspberry pi and it’s calculating it as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head"

Meant

…

Where

The

World?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In general or at this moment in time?"

ALL THE TIME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head

Meant

…

Where

The

World?"

Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just someone who will answer my meet now request, fuck me bare and breed me like one of their cow girls.

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By *unguy3899Man
over a year ago

north west

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

Thanks Woody!

Wanna sample my pudding?

Who doesn't like a good Xmas pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Who’s Rex …lucky sod

I'd happily entertain your penis too, good sir

Oh you tease

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Who’s Rex …lucky sod

I'd happily entertain your penis too, good sir

Oh you tease

Oh it's a promise.

Get them thighs up north, stat!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

Thanks Woody!

Wanna sample my pudding?

Who doesn't like a good Xmas pudding "

Especially MY pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head

Meant

…

Where

The

World?

Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now."

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Who’s Rex …lucky sod

I'd happily entertain your penis too, good sir

Oh you tease

Oh it's a promise.

Get them thighs up north, stat!

I will

Hold you to that next time I’m up….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head

Meant

…

Where

The

World?

Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.

Can I come?"

Let me quickly reword this?……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cold some jambalaya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head

Meant

…

Where

The

World?

Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.

Can I come?

Let me quickly reword this?……"

I don't know, can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.

I'm a simple creature with simple needs."

Just had picallili on my bubble and squeek hehehe zx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head

Meant

…

Where

The

World?

Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.

Can I come?

Let me quickly reword this?……

Gimme a few minutes and I’ll let you know.

I don't know, can you? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.

I'm a simple creature with simple needs.

Just had picallili on my bubble and squeek hehehe zx"

Your marks for you culinary challenge is zero.

Who puts piccalilli on bubble and squeak!

mental!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone who will answer my meet now request, fuck me bare and breed me like one of their cow girls."

Dow cow girls get bred alot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone who will answer my meet now request, fuck me bare and breed me like one of their cow girls.

Dow cow girls get bred alot?"

Love my typo but also now sounds like how I imagine Texas cow farmers would ask my question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just someone who will answer my meet now request, fuck me bare and breed me like one of their cow girls."

Do you have overflow for your inbox?

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By *acko452Man
over a year ago

maldon

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Your avatar is brilliant

Thanks Woody!

Wanna sample my pudding?

Stunning Xmas pud nipples.. perfection x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Give anything to gibe that kind of affection to someone . Cuddles skin strokes head massage and hair strokes then soft gentle kisses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

What filling?

Oooooo I'm not fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

Ooh, Mids! How about a Rex sandwich? D'ya think he could cope?

he sounds a bit tough.. Like an old goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

What filling?

Oooooo I'm not fussy

Meaty?

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!"

Happy to oblige if you'll accept my humble apologies

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

"A partner in Crime, who is open minded and not given to lying or messing people around!

If you find him ask if he has a brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

Do you actually type in your accent???

why aye pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

What filling?

Oooooo I'm not fussy

Meaty?"

veggie

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By *erseyguy84Man
over a year ago

Wirral / Skelmersdale

I would happily help. Xx

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Glera grapes, Charmat sparkling method… full flames or bloody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like some logs for the fire. And someone to light them and poke them throughout the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!

Happy to oblige if you'll accept my humble apologies

Oh you've pissed off Red?! Good luck buddy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like some logs for the fire. And someone to light them and poke them throughout the evening. "

I can carry in poking throughout the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

What filling?

Oooooo I'm not fussy

Meaty?

veggie "

Noted…. Fussy then ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like some logs for the fire. And someone to light them and poke them throughout the evening. "

I actually know how to light fires and love keeping them aflame. Countryside humble beginnings did me good!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Erotic ruination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!"

I like Prosecco

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By *erseyguy84Man
over a year ago

Wirral / Skelmersdale

Close to me?

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By *erseyguy84Man
over a year ago

Wirral / Skelmersdale

Oh absolutely.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

A nice hot bath with candles and a glass of wine, then wrapped up in a massive soft towel, laid down on a sheepskin rug in front of an open fire and ravished.

Or, a bag of crisps and a pint.

I'm not that fussy, really.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Right now?

Someone to stroke my hair.

Where ?

Head"

Did I mention I'm excellent hair stroker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex's penis in between my fun bags

Oh my I like Christmas pudding but a booby version is something else!! Looks great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice hot bath with candles and a glass of wine, then wrapped up in a massive soft towel, laid down on a sheepskin rug in front of an open fire and ravished.

Or, a bag of crisps and a pint.

I'm not that fussy, really. "

Both sound great,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!"

How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!

How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying

You airfry a steak?

I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage

I’m aching all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!

How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying

You airfry a steak?

I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong. "

I haven’t tried this either, but if anyone can make it work, I believe in Mr Joystick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!

How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying

You airfry a steak?

I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong. "

Yes. Put it on Christmas list next year lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?"

Just the oils will do Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?

Just the oils will do Brucey

Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to cook my steak and pour my

Prosecco please!

How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying

You airfry a steak?

I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong.

Yes. Put it on Christmas list next year lad"
mmbut how do you add butter to the air fryer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?

Just the oils will do Brucey

Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!"

Ffs if you must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a sammich

What filling?

Oooooo I'm not fussy

Meaty?

veggie

Noted…. Fussy then ha "

AKA 'worth it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days."
and so you should

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"What do you want?

Look mel Gibson did a whole film on this skip to the end to find the answer

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

To get rid of this chest infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days.and so you should"

Thank you for supporting my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days."

Let's do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days.and so you should

Thank you for supporting my dreams.

Oh being private is a crackin start lemon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?

Just the oils will do Brucey

Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!

Ffs if you must

Oil massage is how babies are made right?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just a hug, been a long day at work x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Some of the fancy ice cream that my son and his girlfriend bought. I'm going to have some for my pudding

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A warm body next to me, regular hugs and regular sex. Love. Chocolate. Oh and flowers occasionally would be nice

and the odd massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?

Just the oils will do Brucey

Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!

Ffs if you must

Oil massage is how babies are made right?"

Think you’ve been reading the wrong book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days."

What is the application process and when can I start?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Not to have to go to work tomorrow...

Nita

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Dinner cooked for me, a full body massage and snuggles would be a treat right now

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.

I'm a simple creature with simple needs."
OMG, I think I need to sit closer to my monitor. For one worrying moment I thought you wanted some picalilli for your arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast.

"
omg where did you find the buffalo plaid. I love it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Right now, I think I'm pretty much satisfied and not in need or desire for anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days."

But what do I do Thursday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast.

I might have had a lot of wine.

*hic. You can have my next glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage

I’m aching all over

How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?

Just the oils will do Brucey

Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!

Ffs if you must

Oil massage is how babies are made right?

Think you’ve been reading the wrong book

She's not read that far yet sssh!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast.

omg where did you find the buffalo plaid. I love it "

Thank you

Luckybrand.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast.

omg where did you find the buffalo plaid. I love it

Thank you

Luckybrand.com"
Tyvm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the fancy ice cream that my son and his girlfriend bought. I'm going to have some for my pudding

"
By fancy, you mean expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few orgasms to chill me out!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…

You open to doing odd jobs round the house with direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You lost me on the first 2 things, the others were ticks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

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over a year ago

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums

I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums

I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo"

Another foot long?…

And please don’t answer that

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over a year ago

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

How did you know it wasn…? …, oh yeh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums

I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo

Another foot long?…

And please don’t answer that

What you got against subway?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?"

I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night

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over a year ago

How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?

I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night

Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!

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over a year ago

How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?

I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night

Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!"

Sam must be one of those WFH people

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?

I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night

Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!"

That wouldn’t be everyday… this is in fantasy land, remember. I’d say on average once in morning and twice in evening would be fine. Days off would be more

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over a year ago

How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?

I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night

Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!

That wouldn’t be everyday… this is in fantasy land, remember. I’d say on average once in morning and twice in evening would be fine. Days off would be more

Oh that I can do! And you can play with others in between I don't mind, you treat yourself - because I care

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

How did you know it wasn…? …, oh yeh

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums

I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo

Another foot long?…

And please don’t answer that

What you got against subway?

Crap sandwiches… literally

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title

You cant stop thinking about me

It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums

I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo

Another foot long?…

And please don’t answer that

What you got against subway?

Crap sandwiches… literally

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.

Posh

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over a year ago

"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.

Posh

What time you starting work tomorrow?

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.

Posh

What time you starting work tomorrow?"

Whenever I feel like it

Posh

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over a year ago

"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.

Posh

You describe this man like he is interchangeable with body parts.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.

Posh

"
I have a length and arms

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.

Posh

You describe this man like he is interchangeable with body parts.

I do, don't I... like Mr Potato Head. Hmm. Maybe I don't want him

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot rubs and back tickles

Mrs C

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