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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you see that?… that was my last glimmer of hope snuffed out with one post.

*cue music

Taxi???? Take me away from here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Lynx Africa smells like angels breath and no one can say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you see that?… that was my last glimmer of hope snuffed out with one post.

*cue music

Taxi???? Take me away from here. "

Join me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Lynx Africa smells like angels breath and no one can say otherwise "

Oh my god your wear lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you see that?… that was my last glimmer of hope snuffed out with one post.

*cue music

Taxi???? Take me away from here.

Join me. "

Are you paying for the taxi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

That's for the REALLY sexy women only though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you see that?… that was my last glimmer of hope snuffed out with one post.

*cue music

Taxi???? Take me away from here.

Join me.

Are you paying for the taxi? "

I'm.feeling generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

That's for the REALLY sexy women only though."

Exactly, perfect chance for you to experience it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Lynx Africa smells like angels breath and no one can say otherwise

Oh my god your wear lynx Africa

Why buy anything else?!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

I was hoping it might pulsate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

That's for the REALLY sexy women only though."

Oh dear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

It’s taken you this long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you see that?… that was my last glimmer of hope snuffed out with one post.

*cue music

Taxi???? Take me away from here.

Join me.

Are you paying for the taxi?

I'm.feeling generous "

I would join you anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus, women smell nicer. Anally...."

Well I can't argue with this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

It’s taken you this long?"

I really liked.men!!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't blame you, I've just had someone ask me to work at his hotel in a small team of girls with his very rich clients.... Jeez... Men are slipping further down every day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

It does vibrate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

That's for the REALLY sexy women only though.

Oh dear...."

Yeah...oh dear!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't blame you, I've just had someone ask me to work at his hotel in a small team of girls with his very rich clients.... Jeez... Men are slipping further down every day..."

What’s wrong with that?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plus, women smell nicer. Anally....

Well I can't argue with this."

Just gets better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

It does vibrate!"

Ok you can stay.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

That's for the REALLY sexy women only though."

I may as well get my coat and hop in

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It may not vibrate but would make you shiver which is close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idk I get a lot of compliments about my smell. I use mount blanc explorer and Versace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It may not vibrate but would make you shiver which is close enough

Many cocks have made me shiver, not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

I was hoping it might pulsate

It does, you just have to look closely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't vibrate, but it does throb when extremely turned on

That's for the REALLY sexy women only though.

I may as well get my coat and hop in

You can hop on something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell amazing…..

And it vibrates under the right circumstance….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

[Emperor'sNewGroove_NoNoHe'sGotAPoint.gif]

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smell amazing…..

And it vibrates under the right circumstance….

Where do the batteries go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal."

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal.

I beg to differ"

They're all lying to you elf. Cocks are shit dildos. You were right, just get some sexy boobs in your face!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It may not vibrate but would make you shiver which is close enough

Many cocks have made me shiver, not in a good way. "

Awe, maybe you're not looking in the right direction some are pretty talented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Emperor'sNewGroove_NoNoHe'sGotAPoint.gif]

LvM"

At least there'll be no wrong levers being pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It may not vibrate but would make you shiver which is close enough

Many cocks have made me shiver, not in a good way.

Awe, maybe you're not looking in the right direction some are pretty talented

The ones you buy online are yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal.

I beg to differ

They're all lying to you elf. Cocks are shit dildos. You were right, just get some sexy boobs in your face!"

Yeah! And film it... For prosperity purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell amazing…..

And it vibrates under the right circumstance….

Where do the batteries go?"

You’ll have to come find out….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally!

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally!

She's visiting me soon Red, shall I drop her off at yours after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

And there was me hoping to show you my bedroom trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

It’s taken you this long?

I really liked.men!!"

Rookie mistake. I’ve never liked them…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally!

She's visiting me soon Red, shall I drop her off at yours after? "

Is this just to make sure I'm off men for good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

And there was me hoping to show you my bedroom trick

Hoovering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

And there was me hoping to show you my bedroom trick

The helicopter while she's riding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally!

She's visiting me soon Red, shall I drop her off at yours after?

Is this just to make sure I'm off men for good? "

I reckon if anyone sleeps with Red they're probably just into Red from that point on so...yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally!

She's visiting me soon Red, shall I drop her off at yours after?

Is this just to make sure I'm off men for good?

I reckon if anyone sleeps with Red they're probably just into Red from that point on so...yes?"

You just don't stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal.

I beg to differ"

Only one way to find out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally!

She's visiting me soon Red, shall I drop her off at yours after?

Is this just to make sure I'm off men for good? "

Ooooof! Wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally!

She's visiting me soon Red, shall I drop her off at yours after?

Is this just to make sure I'm off men for good?

I reckon if anyone sleeps with Red they're probably just into Red from that point on so...yes?

You just don't stop!"

I'm trying to give you a nice break here! What is WITH you people?!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

And there was me hoping to show you my bedroom trick

Hoovering?"

Probably snoring the national anthem.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It may not vibrate but would make you shiver which is close enough

Many cocks have made me shiver, not in a good way.

Awe, maybe you're not looking in the right direction some are pretty talented

The ones you buy online are yes."

But it's not the same as the real thing I'm compatible with most gadgets online

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal.

I beg to differ

Only one way to find out..."

I'm confident in my answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock doesn't vibrate, but with two fingers massaging your g-spot and my thumb teasing your clit, you'll get a better feeling than with any plastic pal.

I beg to differ

Only one way to find out...

I'm confident in my answer. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried celibacy, it was boring as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried celibacy, it was boring as fuck "

What would you suggest instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried celibacy, it was boring as fuck

What would you suggest instead?"

Have you tried seducing the local postman?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I think I would miss cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried celibacy, it was boring as fuck

What would you suggest instead?

Have you tried seducing the local postman?"

If you'd met my postman you wouldn't suggest that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock. "

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Sessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Bad Dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Mine vibrates when I'm sat on the washer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Sessions."

I'm.sure I'm missing a joke here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Bad Dragons"

And here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Bad Dragons

And here"

Google them, they'd be right up your street

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Bad Dragons

And here

Google them, they'd be right up your street

Actually lost for words

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I'm sure there's an attachment to add vibration.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I'm sure there's an attachment to add vibration.

So, I could just use the attachment and forget the guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be that guy and ask...why are you done with men Elf?

It's a safe space....only a handful of perverts are listening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Bad Dragons

And here

Google them, they'd be right up your street

Actually lost for words

Is that what your bank account statements are going to say too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be that guy and ask...why are you done with men Elf?

It's a safe space....only a handful of perverts are listening..."

What have you done with the rest of the perverts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I would miss cock.

Dildos

Wands

Vibrators

Bad Dragons

And here

Google them, they'd be right up your street

Actually lost for words

Is that what your bank account statements are going to say too?

I'm actually a little scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been saying this all year op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op "

I have mood swings alright!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

I have mood swings alright!?!?"

I haven’t been a wingman for a woman before. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op "

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?! "

Stroke my hair?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?"

Oh I like this idea.

Pick one when required, return when done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?

Oh I like this idea.

Pick one when required, return when done! "

Death by snu snu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

I have mood swings alright!?!?

I haven’t been a wingman for a woman before. Just saying "

Oh you wanna be my wingman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’ll join you Elf

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amazes me that the human race hasn't died out. The minute that women discovered they could give each other better orgasms than men could, it should have been game over for reproduction...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?

Oh I like this idea.

Pick one when required, return when done!

Death by snu snu

Initiate snu snu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair? "

Pass me the hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

I have mood swings alright!?!?

I haven’t been a wingman for a woman before. Just saying

Oh you wanna be my wingman? "

You can sing that to you know...that song

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

And there was me hoping to show you my bedroom trick

Hoovering?"

Well I do own a wet vac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried celibacy, it was boring as fuck

What would you suggest instead?"

Cribbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

I have mood swings alright!?!?

I haven’t been a wingman for a woman before. Just saying

Oh you wanna be my wingman? "

For real for real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?

Oh I like this idea.

Pick one when required, return when done!

Death by snu snu

Initiate snu snu!"

I don't know what it is but I'm.takimg snu snu and using it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I’ll join you Elf

More than welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair?

Pass me the hairbrush

With your hand!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried celibacy, it was boring as fuck

What would you suggest instead?

Cribbage "

Don't disappoint me Jason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

I have mood swings alright!?!?

I haven’t been a wingman for a woman before. Just saying

Oh you wanna be my wingman?

For real for real"

Awesome, I'm on board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair?

Pass me the hairbrush

With your hand!!"

Oh you'd prefer that would you? It's just there's so much of it...

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I was thinking the same thing but in a gender reversal kinda way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair?

Pass me the hairbrush

With your hand!!

Oh you'd prefer that would you? It's just there's so much of it..."

You have big hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair?

Pass me the hairbrush

With your hand!!

Oh you'd prefer that would you? It's just there's so much of it...

You have big hands. "

I do...you've paid attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair?

Pass me the hairbrush

With your hand!!

Oh you'd prefer that would you? It's just there's so much of it...

You have big hands.

I do...you've paid attention

You've told me about twenty times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?

Oh I like this idea.

Pick one when required, return when done!

Death by snu snu

Initiate snu snu!

I don't know what it is but I'm.takimg snu snu and using it. "

Would welcome it plus I could focus on gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op

Elf is entitled to her God damn emotions and opinions ok?!

Stroke my hair?

Pass me the hairbrush

With your hand!!

Oh you'd prefer that would you? It's just there's so much of it...

You have big hands.

I do...you've paid attention

You've told me about twenty times "

Only cause you love hearing it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Firstly my cock can vibrate, don't believe then take a seat and also I smelly absolutely divine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inbweeners are better

We can do everything men can

But we have the fashion sens off a woman we get it when yous talk about shose and stuff

Can also borrow or dress and shose

We’re always up for share a guy for the night as a play toy

And don’t mind if you want to meet woman your selfs or with us

We’re the best off both worlds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we banish them all to a small island and pick one out when we need one?"

Hasn't this been the situation since the internet was invented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been saying this all year op "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t vibrate but I can guarantee it will disappoint !

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amazes me that the human race hasn't died out. The minute that women discovered they could give each other better orgasms than men could, it should have been game over for reproduction..."

If women had to orgasm in order to reproduce (as men do) then there'd probably be about 14 people born each year worldwide.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amazes me that the human race hasn't died out. The minute that women discovered they could give each other better orgasms than men could, it should have been game over for reproduction...

If women had to orgasm in order to reproduce (as men do) then there'd probably be about 14 people born each year worldwide.......

I'm here to prevent that world disaster! You can call me....hero

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I smell nice and have some good strap on rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I smell nice and have some good strap on rhythm

I smell nice and have some good pump rhythm (I'm a drummer but not to brag

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I smell nice and have some good strap on rhythm

Sorry, but now I just imagined you using it to the heat of Stayin Alive

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

FINALLY

My dreams come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FINALLY

My dreams come true

You deserve it Misty! God bless you!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"FINALLY

My dreams come true

Hang on!

I smell exactly like Heaven.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"FINALLY

My dreams come true

Hang on!

I smell exactly like Heaven.

Ooh are we fighting?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"FINALLY

My dreams come true

Hang on!

I smell exactly like Heaven.

Ooh are we fighting?

And yes. Yes you do xxx

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"FINALLY

My dreams come true

Hang on!

I smell exactly like Heaven.

Ooh are we fighting?

Of course not. I'm just reminding you.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amen!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amen! "

Bless you.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amen!

Bless you.

Why thank you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

Amen!

Bless you.

Why thank you

Yeah you look like you'd smell good.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I can jump up and down really quickly so my cock will kind of vibrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I’m in . I’m with you . I’m 100% lesbian .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not what you said yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn’t vibrate but I can guarantee it will disappoint ! "

Ready to be disappointed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s not what you said yesterday?

Sssshhhh my moods change rapidly!!

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over a year ago

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I smell nice and have some good strap on rhythm

Yeah no I'm definitely turning gay.

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By *acko452Man
over a year ago

maldon

"Men can do one, I'm going gay.

Or maybe celibate.

I mean, your cock doesn't even vibrate!!! What the hell use is it?!

Plus, women smell nicer. Generally...

I smell nice and have some good strap on rhythm

Yeah no I'm definitely turning gay. "

I think I’ll turn gay too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah no I'm definitely turning gay. "

But you seem carefree and light hearted already (with biting wit and sarcasm thrown in for good measure).

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

What about a mix of both

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