FabSwingers.com forum: Sex robots

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's talk about the future everyone. Black Mirror style thread this one buckle up.

They exist and are slightly creepy...but in time, if prices went down, they got a little less doll looking, would you fuck one?

I mean obviously falling in love with it is weird as fuck but just to use as a little human sized sex toy...would ya, would ya?

You know what to do!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can they make one in your image?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can they make one in your image?

Oh god the state of that after even 2 hours in your company. It would be like seeing my own corpse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man. "

Any particular age Ryan Reynolds? He's changed quite a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t it much easier to just use me as your personal sex robot/ toy

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Will it be able to do house work too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man.

Any particular age Ryan Reynolds? He's changed quite a bit "

Deadpool era. I'll take one wearing a Deadpool suit actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they will be completely normalised once the price comes down. The number of young people in particular with little or no sex life is quite shocking and they will fill that gap, so to speak

This will leave us oldies free to have all the real kinky sex.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man. "

I want a Roxy Reynolds one!

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I want one with perfect skin.

Exfoliate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man.

Any particular age Ryan Reynolds? He's changed quite a bit

Deadpool era. I'll take one wearing a Deadpool suit actually. "

Good choice. His wife in that is all the dreams as well. Couple swap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!! "

Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can they make one in your image?

Oh god the state of that after even 2 hours in your company. It would be like seeing my own corpse."

But think of the massive smile on his face

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.

Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.

Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard."

Understandable

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.

Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.

Understandable

I’m hungover so you’ll have to excuse the incorrect use of “your”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!

Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?) "

ohhhhh how many of those do i need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.

Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.

Understandable

I’m hungover so you’ll have to excuse the incorrect use of “your”."

I figured it was just because YOU'RE from Newcastle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!

Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)

ohhhhh how many of those do i need? "

Just one, I'll cook for you but so help me god that is at least one blowjob worthy right?

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.

Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.

Understandable

I’m hungover so you’ll have to excuse the incorrect use of “your”.

I figured it was just because YOU'RE from Newcastle. "

No. That’s just the reason I can drink as much as I did last night and still stand up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes I think so, not going to lie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

Your very own coin-operated boy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

I can be really quiet and not make lots of mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!

Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)

ohhhhh how many of those do i need?

Just one, I'll cook for you but so help me god that is at least one blowjob worthy right?"

See that's why I need the robot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!

Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)

ohhhhh how many of those do i need?

Just one, I'll cook for you but so help me god that is at least one blowjob worthy right?

See that's why I need the robot

Ah fuck I actually see your point here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

I knew I liked you for a reason! Aside from the obvious wanting you all over me torture me etc stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

I can be really quiet and not make lots of mess

That’s all good but can you be programmed into bringing me pizza after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

I knew I liked you for a reason! Aside from the obvious wanting you all over me torture me etc stuff "

I can do the torture part.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

I knew I liked you for a reason! Aside from the obvious wanting you all over me torture me etc stuff

I can do the torture part. "

You can do every part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My main issue with it would be not fitting in my bedside drawer.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My main issue with it would be not fitting in my bedside drawer. "

Whereas a real man can just leave, right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one

I can be really quiet and not make lots of mess

That’s all good but can you be programmed into bringing me pizza after. "

I'd definitely do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My main issue with it would be not fitting in my bedside drawer.

Whereas a real man can just leave, right?"

Oh. I didn't even consider one of those! I was just thinking of pocket sized toys. That's some pecking order that the real man just came last in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That's some pecking order that the real man just came last in

! "

I’m sure it just implies that you’re a strong, independent woman.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Yeah probably, how convenient will they be to pack away into a drawer?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah probably, how convenient will they be to pack away into a drawer?

LvM"

More of a airing cupboard kinda deal these bad boys I reckon

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If they had one with large thighs and a man bun I’d be all over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they had one with large thighs and a man bun I’d be all over it."

(Grows a man bun)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd want several, not just 1.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

They av them at angels sex shop in Walsall...think they about 2grand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They av them at angels sex shop in Walsall...think they about 2grand x "

Are you getting one ?x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"They av them at angels sex shop in Walsall...think they about 2grand x

Are you getting one ?x"

Only 2 practice my chat up lines on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They av them at angels sex shop in Walsall...think they about 2grand x "

I'm loving Angels instead.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I saw a programme on it once. It was fascinating. I really think it will be the way forward for people who for whatever reason can't have a traditional sex life

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"They av them at angels sex shop in Walsall...think they about 2grand x "

There were h**kers around last time I went to Walsall.

I guess they did a comparable job for a lot less than 2 grand and didn't need to be stored anywhere either.

I suppose, however that punters could easily rack up 2 grand over the same lifetime as an average robot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive la constipation passagère x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vive la constipation passagère x "

Sorry wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vive la constipation passagère x

Sorry wrong thread

We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vive la constipation passagère x

Sorry wrong thread

We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!"

If it looks like an exhaust pipe and make that noise : zoom zoom. Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vive la constipation passagère x

Sorry wrong thread

We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!

If it looks like an exhaust pipe and make that noise : zoom zoom. Hell yes "

Zim zimmer who got the keys to my bimmerrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vive la constipation passagère x

Sorry wrong thread

We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!

If it looks like an exhaust pipe and make that noise : zoom zoom. Hell yes

Zim zimmer who got the keys to my bimmerrrr"

I do fancy hans to be honest

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