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Congratulations… I am now old!!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You old fart! It's nearly your bed time.

xx

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Oh Fabio... you shall henceforth be known as "uncle" on these forums, you know that, right?

I realised I was old when I was about 24, having a conversation about music with my sister and she asked me "but what is a record player?"

Was downhill from there

Posh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

when one of our kids who lives in a two hundred year old house keeps worrying about me on the windy stairs in case I 'have a fall'.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Last night, when son's girlfriend didn't know Bucks Fizz was a band as well as a beverage

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

All the young guys at work sitting on TIk Tok at every opportunity becomes bafflingly and you ask are you watching Tok Toks.

They look at you in utter disgust.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

About 5 years ago when a receptionist asked if I was my brother's father

(There's only a six year age gap)

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old! "

Mate I get called grandad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab old is 45+. Real world old is 60+. having done both I feel able to comment. either way, whichever 'old' you subscribe to does mean it's the end. Stay active, stay positive and you never really get 'old'.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I turn 40 in March so I think I'm past young now but I can still put people half my age to shame so it's not all bad really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old! "

I’ve been having this same experience this year

You’re not alone uncle

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By *omble 69Man
over a year ago

Symington

Age never bothered me but 55 in January and the last couple of months it really got me down which doesn't makes sense and fit and still here.

But it really playing on my mind for first time ever but logically makes no sence

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

But Fabio, you are old! (Hey Kettle, I'm Pot).

At least The Arse cheered you up!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old!

Mate I get called grandad lol "

Grandad at the football would hurt!! drinking at the old boys pub… that stung!

There is a whole “plate etiquette” question I may put to the community later….

The little ones calling me uncle I was not prepared for!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re doing well Fabio.

Young girls started offering me a seat on the tube 20 years ago. That is not a euphemism by the way!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Me and Jay went on a boat trip in torquay and they gave us both oap discount

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"About 5 years ago when a receptionist asked if I was my brother's father

(There's only a six year age gap)"

Our son's teacher once asked if I was his nan . We were older parents it's true but not THAT old

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

When I started getting my state pension.It still comes as a bit of a surprise to me!

Mike

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"About 5 years ago when a receptionist asked if I was my brother's father

(There's only a six year age gap)"

When I took my son to a uni open day in York, we went for some tea afterwards. The waitress gave him the bill so he might pay for his "girlfriend". She was mortified when she realised we are mother and son

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"About 5 years ago when a receptionist asked if I was my brother's father

(There's only a six year age gap)

Our son's teacher once asked if I was his nan . We were older parents it's true but not THAT old "

My Dad was always mistaken for my Grandad. I remember getting really cross with a person in the Early Learning Centre who asked if I was with my Grandad (I was about 7)

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old!

Mate I get called grandad lol

Grandad at the football would hurt!! drinking at the old boys pub… that stung!

There is a whole “plate etiquette” question I may put to the community later….

The little ones calling me uncle I was not prepared for!!! "

Mate the younguns in Qatar were 20 and I am early 40s. Lol I have T-shirts older than them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 5 years ago when a receptionist asked if I was my brother's father

(There's only a six year age gap)

When I took my son to a uni open day in York, we went for some tea afterwards. The waitress gave him the bill so he might pay for his "girlfriend". She was mortified when she realised we are mother and son "

I can understand why she got confused about it

Just saying lol

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

6 pointer against Newcastle next week. You were probably around the last time Newcastle won a trophy but it’ll definitely be a first for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age never bothered me but 55 in January and the last couple of months it really got me down which doesn't makes sense and fit and still here.

But it really playing on my mind for first time ever but logically makes no sence"

Manopause?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"6 pointer against Newcastle next week. You were probably around the last time Newcastle won a trophy but it’ll definitely be a first for me "

Actually… not quite that old…. But this will be the biggest Newcastle Arsenal game since the cup final!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old!

Mate I get called grandad lol

Grandad at the football would hurt!! drinking at the old boys pub… that stung!

There is a whole “plate etiquette” question I may put to the community later….

The little ones calling me uncle I was not prepared for!!!

Mate the younguns in Qatar were 20 and I am early 40s. Lol I have T-shirts older than them "

I have known you for years and I didn’t realise you were that much younger than me! Lol….

In my day back at Highbury it was like we retired one of the old north bank boys to the lower east stand!! I feel that is what they did to me last night…

The f bomb tirade that came out of my mouth last night may go down in legend… second only to my legendary “Gary mabbutt” abuse of which I should be ashamed…

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol yeah I am only just 41 lol….I remember when I was the youngest at socials now I feel like an old hand lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Lovely Xmas but traumatic for me… I’m found out I am both “arsenal” old…. And “black” old… let me explain

Anyway went down to London for Xmas… went to various do’s and parties… noticed the really young kids were calling me “uncle” … and it wasn’t just my niece! I love the respect.. sort of … but fuck off!! My sister was killing herself laughing!!!

Then it grew to “plate etiquette” .. let uncle sit down, we will get him food…

Then several games of domino’s broke out.. and had to join in…

Then last straw at the football last night and got called an “old boy”…. Not funny!!! Lol that got a proper “fuck off!!”

So… when did you realise you were apparently old!

Mate I get called grandad lol

Grandad at the football would hurt!! drinking at the old boys pub… that stung!

There is a whole “plate etiquette” question I may put to the community later….

The little ones calling me uncle I was not prepared for!!! "

Old people and littlest children get fed first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me feel old when men message me saying they love a mature woman, and they’re only 5 years younger than me

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

When we started to say I wish they'd turn the music down a bit in the bars as we couldn't hear each other talk

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By *pinningfasterWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When we started to say I wish they'd turn the music down a bit in the bars as we couldn't hear each other talk "

This is me every time

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"6 pointer against Newcastle next week. You were probably around the last time Newcastle won a trophy but it’ll definitely be a first for me

Actually… not quite that old…. But this will be the biggest Newcastle Arsenal game since the cup final!! "

I think we’ll be well out of the title race by May, in fact I don’t think we’ll ever actually be in it but if we can keep up our form over the season it could be a massive game on the last day of the season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel and dread your pain at the same time OP, think I have at least another 10-15 years to go though

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Can b used to yr advantage at times i find! Spose becoming a great nanna did it! But that was only last month! I really never feel old even now at 65! Maybe when I retire in July I will getting my bus pass x

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I know that I am old, I try not to think about it but watching a film about ww2 at the weekend my grandson came up with his old favourite "What did you do in the war Grandad"? I pretended that I did not hear him

Whether you are 45 or 85 age is just but a number, just ignore what people say about it and embrace what life sends your way.

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