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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Suffolk is a place in East Angular where the pace of life is quieter than many other parts of the UK. Some fool reporter submitted a freedom of information request to ask the Suffolk Chief of Police how old his vehicles are. The local paper is gleefully reporting that many of the police fleet are over 20 years old and not fit to chase modern criminals in high powered cars.

Tom is a big fan of the Suffolk people. Firstly, it has one of the lowest crime rates in the UK. High powered cars cannot drive as fast on those single track roads and very few Suffolkers drive modern cars anyway. This is tractor and combine harvester country. And thirdly. When was the last time you needed a policeman when you needed one. This is the county where the village Bobby has lock ins with his fellow villagers and knows everyone by name.

Tom is no fan of the Press

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused? "

No. This is all over the news

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Where is east angular ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Have you ever fired your gun in the air and yelled ahhhhh!

You want to be a big cop in a small town piss off to the model village.

Yarp

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin


"Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused? "

That's a cracking film

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tom, I’m keeping a note of your threads so I can work out the safest places to live in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom, I’m keeping a note of your threads so I can work out the safest places to live in the UK.

"

Nothing fucking happens in Suffolk that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the matter never taken a short cut ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The Neighbourhood, watch alliance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused? "

He says a hedge is a hedge, he only chopped it down because it was spoiling his view

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin


"Tom is no fan of the Press "

Haha - that's hilarious! You seem to spend an unhealthy amount of time reading the news for someone who is no fan of the Press!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused?

He says a hedge is a hedge, he only chopped it down because it was spoiling his view "

Do you have a licence for that gun?

I does for this un !

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Suffolk is a place in East Angular where the pace of life is quieter than many other parts of the UK. Some fool reporter submitted a freedom of information request to ask the Suffolk Chief of Police how old his vehicles are. The local paper is gleefully reporting that many of the police fleet are over 20 years old and not fit to chase modern criminals in high powered cars.

Tom is a big fan of the Suffolk people. Firstly, it has one of the lowest crime rates in the UK. High powered cars cannot drive as fast on those single track roads and very few Suffolkers drive modern cars anyway. This is tractor and combine harvester country. And thirdly. When was the last time you needed a policeman when you needed one. This is the county where the village Bobby has lock ins with his fellow villagers and knows everyone by name.

Tom is no fan of the Press "
me neither Tom oooo arghhhh oooo arghhhh, the press poppycock

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire


"High powered cars cannot drive as fast on those single track roads and very few Suffolkers drive modern cars anyway. "

The evidence is against you on that one:


"I'm on my way

Driving at 90 down those country lanes

Singing to Tiny Dancer..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The drivers in East Angular are very good at navigating corners.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The drivers in East Angular are very good at navigating corners. "

Suffolk do not have corners only 90 degree bends ..

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