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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. ![]() I prefer Aldi, you can stick your poncy Waitrose | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. ![]() I’ll be the judge at how great you are at sucking the little fella ![]() | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. ![]() Beggars can’t be choosers dude ![]() | |||
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then." I’ll do em if it’s shut ![]() | |||
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"Would clip ons do? ![]() Ooooohhhh they very much are a thing cause my mate Dave told me down the pub ![]() | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? ![]() What type of biscuit? ![]() | |||
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then. I’ll do em if it’s shut ![]() With your Black and Decker in the shed? | |||
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"I do love sucking a cock, but my nipples are au natural I'm afraid ![]() Always the bridesmaid and never the bride ![]() | |||
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"I do love sucking a cock, but my nipples are au natural I'm afraid ![]() ![]() Oh this one's easy! Want me to send you some names?! | |||
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then. I’ll do em if it’s shut ![]() I’ve got some darts in the garage. I’ll just heat them up and shove the tip in ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? ![]() How are we meant to compete with that? Thanks a lot Sam. ![]() | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? ![]() ![]() Mcvities Victoria finest biscuit selection. My fingers are a little sticky from the chocolate ones too ![]() | |||
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"I do love sucking a cock, but my nipples are au natural I'm afraid ![]() ![]() Bridesmaid names? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? ![]() ![]() He knows my weakness ![]() | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? ![]() ![]() ![]() I have pre cum ![]() | |||
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away ![]() Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome ![]() | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone." Do they sell nipple piercings? | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone. Do they sell nipple piercings? " If you can get a skateboard and a chainsaw then probably yes. | |||
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up. That's all I can offer, I'm afraid ![]() Do you like sucking cock though? ![]() | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone. Do they sell nipple piercings? If you can get a skateboard and a chainsaw then probably yes. " Starts the car up ![]() | |||
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"I love wearing bodystockings, but an encounter with a lady with pierced nips resulted in a horrible tangle, and my Husband had to separate us with scissors! Now I am wary of ladies with nip piercings ![]() ![]() ![]() I bet your husband has plenty of wanks over that scenario ![]() | |||
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up. That's all I can offer, I'm afraid ![]() ![]() Oh, Darling! You have to ask? ![]() | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. ![]() As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like? | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better ![]() | |||
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up. That's all I can offer, I'm afraid ![]() ![]() ![]() Let’s hope my nose piercing doesn’t tangle with your bellybutton one then ![]() | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. ![]() Is the right answer "overstuffed with unnecessary stuff"?! | |||
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away ![]() ![]() And how do I hitch up my saggy tummy, Rex? ![]() | |||
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"What if I just put my boobs close enough to your face so you’re unaware that they aren’t pierced. Would that work? " This would probably do the trick ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X | |||
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away ![]() ![]() ![]() Bellybutton and tongue chain ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() Leave the hair. It looks better when the spunk drips off them ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m dreading reaching your age ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your far from the aldi version you're stunning " Thanks stud ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! ![]() | |||
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"Would clip ons do? ![]() I could make you some in no time. | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone." Lol...I've lost count of the 'essential' boys toys I've bought and mostly never even opened...router + table, arc welder, various storage box organisers that are themselves just taking up space and need organising. Enough power tools and camping gear to open a shop for each. I should stop going, but honestly they were all a bargain ![]() | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. ![]() Oi you cheeky so and so. :D Let's see if I can put a good spin on it. It's filled with things you didn't know you wanted and now you can't live without. ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll just use me teeth ![]() | |||
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"Would clip ons do? ![]() Thanks Dave ![]() | |||
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"Your far from the aldi version you're stunning " This is the validation Rex needed, thank you. ![]() | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone. Lol...I've lost count of the 'essential' boys toys I've bought and mostly never even opened...router + table, arc welder, various storage box organisers that are themselves just taking up space and need organising. Enough power tools and camping gear to open a shop for each. I should stop going, but honestly they were all a bargain ![]() And nipple piercings not mentioned once ![]() | |||
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"Your far from the aldi version you're stunning This is the validation Rex needed, thank you. ![]() I’ll meet you there in 45mins. I can use my Aldi Christmas vouchers at the same time ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() Photo or it didn't happen Mr ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Would clip ons do? ![]() ![]() You’re quite welcome Rex ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does it have googly eyes too? P ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit ![]() | |||
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"I just have large walnut style nips Rex so I’m out…. Have fun searching ![]() I’ve heard of walnut whips but never walnut nips ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooft. You say the sexiest things ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would do anything for love ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Brucey said he’ll do them up there ![]() | |||
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"I was doing so well ticking off the list and then you went and said 'lady' ...... Never mind Rex." I’ll get my hands in your knickers one day ![]() | |||
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"This thread reminds me of Jesse’s diet from the fast show. The mr " Roasted chickens | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But I won't do that ![]() | |||
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"This thread reminds me of Jesse’s diet from the fast show. The mr " It's exactly how he is in person. | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Would clip ons do? ![]() You can get magnetic ones. | |||
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"This thread reminds me of Jesse’s diet from the fast show. The mr It's exactly how he is in person." Sshhhh Mrs ![]() | |||
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"Would clip ons do? ![]() What if her nips aren’t metallic? ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Deal, will you hold my hand? | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes. If your hand is in your knickers ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 ![]() | |||
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"I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 ![]() Did you write about it in your diary, Lemon? Or do you just have an amazing memory? ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve got underpants older than that ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And Rex is 10yrs my senior ![]() | |||
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"I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 ![]() ![]() Lemon’s memory is now ours ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You wish ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Probably same to be fair. I still only have about 5 ![]() | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have 5 hairs growing on one hair ![]() | |||
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"I didn't fancy the piercer today. Looks like you'll have to do it yourself Rex." Let’s see the nips then ![]() | |||
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"Well I love sucking penis So I guess one out of two ain't bad ![]() Go get em pierced ![]() | |||
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