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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. " I prefer Aldi, you can stick your poncy Waitrose | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. " I’ll be the judge at how great you are at sucking the little fella | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. I prefer Aldi, you can stick your poncy Waitrose" Beggars can’t be choosers dude | |||
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then." I’ll do em if it’s shut | |||
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"Would clip ons do? * Googles whether clip on nip gems are a thing" Ooooohhhh they very much are a thing cause my mate Dave told me down the pub | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? " What type of biscuit? | |||
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then. I’ll do em if it’s shut " With your Black and Decker in the shed? | |||
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"I do love sucking a cock, but my nipples are au natural I'm afraid " Always the bridesmaid and never the bride | |||
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then. I’ll do em if it’s shut With your Black and Decker in the shed?" I’ve got some darts in the garage. I’ll just heat them up and shove the tip in | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? " How are we meant to compete with that? Thanks a lot Sam. | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? What type of biscuit? " Mcvities Victoria finest biscuit selection. My fingers are a little sticky from the chocolate ones too | |||
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"I do love sucking a cock, but my nipples are au natural I'm afraid Always the bridesmaid and never the bride Oh this one's easy! Want me to send you some names?!" Bridesmaid names? | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? How are we meant to compete with that? Thanks a lot Sam. " He knows my weakness | |||
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead? What type of biscuit? Mcvities Victoria finest biscuit selection. My fingers are a little sticky from the chocolate ones too " I have pre cum | |||
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away " Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone." Do they sell nipple piercings? | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone. Do they sell nipple piercings? " If you can get a skateboard and a chainsaw then probably yes. | |||
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up. That's all I can offer, I'm afraid " Do you like sucking cock though? | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone. Do they sell nipple piercings? If you can get a skateboard and a chainsaw then probably yes. " Starts the car up | |||
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"I love wearing bodystockings, but an encounter with a lady with pierced nips resulted in a horrible tangle, and my Husband had to separate us with scissors! Now I am wary of ladies with nip piercings Good luck with your quest OP" I bet your husband has plenty of wanks over that scenario | |||
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up. That's all I can offer, I'm afraid Do you like sucking cock though? " Oh, Darling! You have to ask? | |||
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"Good luck in your quest!" Thank you brother | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. " As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like? | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. " I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better | |||
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up. That's all I can offer, I'm afraid Do you like sucking cock though? Oh, Darling! You have to ask? " Let’s hope my nose piercing doesn’t tangle with your bellybutton one then | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like?" Is the right answer "overstuffed with unnecessary stuff"?! | |||
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome " And how do I hitch up my saggy tummy, Rex? | |||
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"What if I just put my boobs close enough to your face so you’re unaware that they aren’t pierced. Would that work? " This would probably do the trick | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better " I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X | |||
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome And how do I hitch up my saggy tummy, Rex? " Bellybutton and tongue chain | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X" I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X" Leave the hair. It looks better when the spunk drips off them | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) " I’m dreading reaching your age | |||
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"Your far from the aldi version you're stunning " Thanks stud | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age " Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! | |||
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"Would clip ons do? * Googles whether clip on nip gems are a thing" I could make you some in no time. | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! " | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone." Lol...I've lost count of the 'essential' boys toys I've bought and mostly never even opened...router + table, arc welder, various storage box organisers that are themselves just taking up space and need organising. Enough power tools and camping gear to open a shop for each. I should stop going, but honestly they were all a bargain | |||
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops. I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it. So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there. Fingers crossed old chum. As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like? Is the right answer "overstuffed with unnecessary stuff"?!" Oi you cheeky so and so. :D Let's see if I can put a good spin on it. It's filled with things you didn't know you wanted and now you can't live without. | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! " I’ll just use me teeth | |||
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"Would clip ons do? * Googles whether clip on nip gems are a thing I could make you some in no time." Thanks Dave | |||
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"Your far from the aldi version you're stunning " This is the validation Rex needed, thank you. | |||
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone. Lol...I've lost count of the 'essential' boys toys I've bought and mostly never even opened...router + table, arc welder, various storage box organisers that are themselves just taking up space and need organising. Enough power tools and camping gear to open a shop for each. I should stop going, but honestly they were all a bargain " And nipple piercings not mentioned once | |||
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"Your far from the aldi version you're stunning This is the validation Rex needed, thank you. " I’ll meet you there in 45mins. I can use my Aldi Christmas vouchers at the same time | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh " You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now " Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh | |||
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"Would clip ons do? * Googles whether clip on nip gems are a thing I could make you some in no time. Thanks Dave " You’re quite welcome Rex | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh " Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? " Does it have googly eyes too? P | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? Does it have googly eyes too? P " Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit | |||
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"I just have large walnut style nips Rex so I’m out…. Have fun searching " I’ve heard of walnut whips but never walnut nips | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? Does it have googly eyes too? P Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit " Ooooft. You say the sexiest things P | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? Does it have googly eyes too? P Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit Ooooft. You say the sexiest things P " I would do anything for love | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top She must like sucking penis as well Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed) Love and Peace " I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top She must like sucking penis as well Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed) Love and Peace I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. " Brucey said he’ll do them up there | |||
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"I was doing so well ticking off the list and then you went and said 'lady' ...... Never mind Rex." I’ll get my hands in your knickers one day | |||
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"This thread reminds me of Jesse’s diet from the fast show. The mr " Roasted chickens | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? Does it have googly eyes too? P Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit Ooooft. You say the sexiest things P I would do anything for love " But I won't do that | |||
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"This thread reminds me of Jesse’s diet from the fast show. The mr " It's exactly how he is in person. | |||
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"Fucks sake Rex. My nips are unadorned Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please? Many thanks Posh You don’t have nipple ardons? If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now Photo or it didn't happen Mr Posh Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? Does it have googly eyes too? P Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit Ooooft. You say the sexiest things P I would do anything for love But I won't do that " | |||
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"Would clip ons do? * Googles whether clip on nip gems are a thing" You can get magnetic ones. | |||
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"This thread reminds me of Jesse’s diet from the fast show. The mr It's exactly how he is in person." Sshhhh Mrs | |||
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"Would clip ons do? * Googles whether clip on nip gems are a thing You can get magnetic ones. " What if her nips aren’t metallic? | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top She must like sucking penis as well Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed) Love and Peace I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. Brucey said he’ll do them up there " Deal, will you hold my hand? | |||
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top She must like sucking penis as well Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed) Love and Peace I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. Brucey said he’ll do them up there Deal, will you hold my hand?" Yes. If your hand is in your knickers | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age " I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 | |||
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"I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 " Did you write about it in your diary, Lemon? Or do you just have an amazing memory? | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 " I’ve got underpants older than that | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 " And Rex is 10yrs my senior | |||
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"I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 Did you write about it in your diary, Lemon? Or do you just have an amazing memory? " Lemon’s memory is now ours | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 And Rex is 10yrs my senior " You wish | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 " Probably same to be fair. I still only have about 5 | |||
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) I’m dreading reaching your age I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 Probably same to be fair. I still only have about 5 " I have 5 hairs growing on one hair | |||
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"I didn't fancy the piercer today. Looks like you'll have to do it yourself Rex." Let’s see the nips then | |||
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"Well I love sucking penis So I guess one out of two ain't bad " Go get em pierced | |||
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