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I Woke up like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woke up. Got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head! *one for the music nerds.

I don’t do much in the morning as part of a routine in looking this fantastic, but how much effort do you women put in? How long does it take you to get ready? I actually applause as well as being amazed at the extra time for hair make up etc in a morning each day. And trust me, when you look gorgeous, I do notice.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A bit of spit on an old hanky usually does it, to wipe my face with.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A shout out to my nan...god bless her.

I remember her doing that once to wipe my face

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

Takes me 10mins coz I don't wear makeup never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit of spit on an old hanky usually does it, to wipe my face with."

Oh, that takes me back to my childhood. It was often the way to get that wayward strand of hair under control.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A bit of spit on an old hanky usually does it, to wipe my face with.

Oh, that takes me back to my childhood. It was often the way to get that wayward strand of hair under control."

Nans and mom's alike used to do this kind of thing ....they probably still do

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

How long it takes me can vary a lot. If I need to wash my hair that's at least 40 minutes to wash and blow dry. A minute or two to wash my face and slap some moisturiser on. If I need to put on makeup that takes around a minute and a half. Cleaning my teeth takes a couple of minutes,

It all starts adding up, but if I don't need to wash my hair I can usually be done in 10-15 minutes including 5 minutes in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shout out to my nan...god bless her.

I remember her doing that once to wipe my face "

How much spit if you can wipe your whole face with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bit of spit on an old hanky usually does it, to wipe my face with.

Oh, that takes me back to my childhood. It was often the way to get that wayward strand of hair under control.

Nans and mom's alike used to do this kind of thing ....they probably still do "

They carry baby wipes now, or so I heard.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I got up, woken by the child, pjs on and downstairs looking tired and rough, nothing done until I wake up a little.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got up, woken by the child"

Those days are long gone for me (though I found in their late teens I was woken either by them coming back early in the morning or worrying where they were).

Now woken by my English Bull Terrier puppy who wants a walk.

Can be dressed and with him in less than a minute!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A shout out to my nan...god bless her.

I remember her doing that once to wipe my face

How much spit if you can wipe your whole face with it? "

I only had a little face

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A bit of spit on an old hanky usually does it, to wipe my face with.

Oh, that takes me back to my childhood. It was often the way to get that wayward strand of hair under control.

Nans and mom's alike used to do this kind of thing ....they probably still do

They carry baby wipes now, or so I heard. "

Needs must, Woody.

Now I'm a nan, without a baby wipe in sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm a nan, without a baby wipe in sight! "

Hmmm, what do you do when the little urchins come round (raid your daughter's [daughter-in-law's] baby bag)?

BTW would never have guessed from your photos that you are a nan!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Never wear make up thankgoodness ! As get up a t 2 45 for work at 4 only thing allways do though is straighten hair don't take long x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Now I'm a nan, without a baby wipe in sight!

Hmmm, what do you do when the little urchins come round (raid your daughter's [daughter-in-law's] baby bag)?

BTW would never have guessed from your photos that you are a nan!"

Never let it be said I can't move with the times...I'll pop em on my shopping list

Flannel and water, to answer your question

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh and soap ...I'm not a complete heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and soap ...I'm not a complete heathen "

On thing about the British empire, cleanliness was next to godliness. Couldn't let the heathens go unwashed!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Oh and soap ...I'm not a complete heathen

On thing about the British empire, cleanliness was next to godliness. Couldn't let the heathens go unwashed!"

Course not...that would never do!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It depends. Day to day, about fifteen minutes. Shower, wash face, brush teeth, run hair oil and a comb through my hair. Pin it in a bun.

If I'm making an effort? Well, I've got a lot of very curly hair so washing/moisturising/styling that takes a good hour and a half. I'll exfoliate and moisturise which adds another half hour on (there's even a clay body mask I use). But day to day I'm pretty low maintenance, no makeup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It depends. Day to day, about fifteen minutes. Shower, wash face, brush teeth, run hair oil and a comb through my hair. Pin it in a bun.

If I'm making an effort? Well, I've got a lot of very curly hair so washing/moisturising/styling that takes a good hour and a half. I'll exfoliate and moisturise which adds another half hour on (there's even a clay body mask I use). But day to day I'm pretty low maintenance, no makeup."

Ha, makes me glad that I am a man, with short fine hair. Shower and brisk rub down with a towel and I am ready to go.

Damn, an age thing, may have forgotten the clothes again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It depends. Day to day, about fifteen minutes. Shower, wash face, brush teeth, run hair oil and a comb through my hair. Pin it in a bun.

If I'm making an effort? Well, I've got a lot of very curly hair so washing/moisturising/styling that takes a good hour and a half. I'll exfoliate and moisturise which adds another half hour on (there's even a clay body mask I use). …"

So this is why people are sometimes late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face

Pyjamas, a hair brush, new shoes and a case

I said to my reflection 'let's get out of this place'

Passed the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill

Billboards and the buildings, memories of it still keep calling and calling

But forget it all, I know I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower 10mins.

Hair, if not going anywhere dries naturally or if I am quick 2-3 min blast on the hair drier. I should diffuse it and shit but 9.9 times out of 10 I can't be arsed.

Make up, less than a minute.

If I am actually meeting anyone then I would do my hair properly which takes ages for it not to look like a frizzy mess.

I'd spend about 3 mins doing my make up a bit nicer aswell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower 10mins.

Hair, if not going anywhere dries naturally or if I am quick 2-3 min blast on the hair drier. I should diffuse it and shit but 9.9 times out of 10 I can't be arsed.

Make up, less than a minute.

If I am actually meeting anyone then I would do my hair properly which takes ages for it not to look like a frizzy mess.

I'd spend about 3 mins doing my make up a bit nicer aswell.

"

I’ll meet you in 15 mins and we could both look okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me 10mins coz I don't wear makeup never have "

You have good skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if I'm just running about doing chores etc takes me about 2 minutes lol. If I'm going to work around 20 minutes. If I'm meeting then that's a process that takes a while, too bloody long for the reward sometimes

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I shower in the evening, so mornings are find glasses, brush hair and grab clothes. I can be up and ready in about 2 minutes. I usually take longer as I like to dance naked if a good song comes on the radio, and often my husband doesn't let me put my clothes straight on..

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

It takes me about 30 to 40 mi utes, shower, hair , make up and the get dressed. I cannot go without make up on

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It depends. Day to day, about fifteen minutes. Shower, wash face, brush teeth, run hair oil and a comb through my hair. Pin it in a bun.

If I'm making an effort? Well, I've got a lot of very curly hair so washing/moisturising/styling that takes a good hour and a half. I'll exfoliate and moisturise which adds another half hour on (there's even a clay body mask I use). …

So this is why people are sometimes late? "

Possibly? I don't like people being late (hate it) so try and avoid it as much as possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day to day it takes me about an hour and a half to have a shower , get ready and do my hair. I don’t wear makeup everyday.

If I’m going out anywhere and have to make an effort then about 2 to 3 hours to do everything plus my makeup.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can shower, wash and blow dry my hair, what little makeup I wear, done and dressed in half hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 1 hour if I'm wearing my hair up. If I'm doing that aswell, 2 hours at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can shower, wash and blow dry my hair, what little makeup I wear, done and dressed in half hour."

Same here. My kids don't give me the luxury of having more time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can shower, wash and blow dry my hair, what little makeup I wear, done and dressed in half hour."

I might hold you to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put about as much effort in as you do

Hurrah for hat wearing season. As long as I have had a cup of tea all is good.

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