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sing song ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I have been told for weeks n weeks n weeks to shut up!!!!! (yeah like that was ever gonna happen lol!!!) can we have a sing song please ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah can we do Santa Claus is Coming to Town???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I have been told for weeks n weeks n weeks to shut up!!!!! (yeah like that was ever gonna happen lol!!!) can we have a sing song please ............

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Go for it!!! We could sing along in the fab bar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So here it is MERRY CHRISTMAS,

Everybody's having fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its beginning to look a lot like CHRISTMAS !!!!!

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

What a shame the forums don't have audio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol"

That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day.... Da da da la la

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol

That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze. "

That's the best way to hear it... Little dongk EEEYY, little dongk EEEYY

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me

I've been an awful good girl

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue

I'll wait up for you dear

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed

Next year I could be oh so good

If you'd check off my Christmas list

Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's

Not a lot

I've been an angel all year

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed

To a platinum mine

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks

Sign your 'X' on the line

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tiffany's

I really do believe in you

Let's see if you believe in me

Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring

I don't mean a phone

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol

That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze.

That's the best way to hear it... Little dongk EEEYY, little dongk EEEYY"

Makes me feel like wanting to commit hari kiri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I predict a riot....."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol

That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze.

That's the best way to hear it... Little dongk EEEYY, little dongk EEEYY

Makes me feel like wanting to commit hari kiri "

But it's Christmas and there I was beginning to think the only Christmas thing that you didn't like was the sprouts.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""I predict a riot....." "

I suggested we do this at choir... two months before the riots last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I predict a riot....."

I suggested we do this at choir... two months before the riots last year."

Can we get those guys from the doritos adverts in? Love them and they'd be a right hoot!

And they come with snacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this Xmas song:

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

~

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And it's not just me who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

~

(female voice)

Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

~

Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

~

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love this Xmas song:

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

~

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And it's not just me who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

~

(female voice)

Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

~

Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

~

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike."

I hope u sang that ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love this Xmas song:

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

~

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And it's not just me who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

~

(female voice)

Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

~

Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

~

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike."

Gotta love a bit of Kevin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thxs jinxie that song will be in my head all Christmas now x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I love this Xmas song:

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

~

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And it's not just me who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

~

(female voice)

Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

~

Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

~

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike."

Kevin bloody Wilson!! Brilliant!! X

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