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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To fuck in that isn't a bedroom.

Yeah get your little thinking caps on for this one you cheeky devil's!

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

The basement games room. I don't have one, but if I did, I'd have it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kitchen has been quite popular of late in our house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old fashioned, I need a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To fuck in that isn't a bedroom.

Yeah get your little thinking caps on for this one you cheeky devil's!"

Does next door's bedroom count?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Cycle store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graveyard was quite interesting

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

We have a bar in our house, complete with bed settee that has seen a bit af activity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kitchen has been quite popular of late in our house."

While roasting the veg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cycle store"

I don’t have one! Ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitchen / Bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm old fashioned, I need a bed. "

Yeah but you deserve what you want

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

In someone else's house?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Lounge, got two huge comfy sofas with backs the right size to be bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The conservatory in the east wing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower room

xx "

Correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The correct answer is the kitchen. Because the mat table deserves to have the tastiest thing I can think of on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shower room

xx "

Do you have one and if so when do I visit again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!"

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

As long as there's a chilling loud cry it's still cluedo no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!"

Who said it didn't before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!"

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

As long as there's a chilling loud cry it's still cluedo no?"

I suppose you're right, bend over Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing"

Ah cmon I just tidied that one up!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Living room. Warm and cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lounge, conservatory and bedroom

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

The utility room. On the tumble dryer.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

yes we've played in the living room, big enough couch for some fun. No complaints about it so far...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Lounge, conservatory and bedroom

Lady of quality

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!"

With the lead piping, surely?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"yes we've played in the living room, big enough couch for some fun. No complaints about it so far...

If it's DFS, it'll be fine

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The utility room. On the tumble dryer."

Watch you don't get daz up your fuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing"

We can use both, the walk will be a nice little break in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing

Ah cmon I just tidied that one up!"

I'll pop one of those long tails up my bum and sweep as I go.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The conservatory in the east wing

I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing

Ah cmon I just tidied that one up!

I'll pop one of those long tails up my bum and sweep as I go. "

Following

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Living Room it's what the furniture was designed for so you can make good use of those curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing

We can use both, the walk will be a nice little break in between

We can use the secret passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

Who said it didn't before?

Oh hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!"

Mine vibrates.

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By *..ranger5891Man
over a year ago

London

Terrace garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

Who said it didn't before?

Oh hello."

Probably my reaction when you put it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates."

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living room is not bad, but never tried on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm"

It's how we flirt! I know I think it's weird too but she enjoys it so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm"

He wants them both.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

One of my best meets never got further than the setee, in front of an open curtain, overlooking Tesco. Now that's sexy kids

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The Garter Throne Room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

He wants them both. "

You fucking wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

He wants them both. "

Well we are a pair of sexy bitches to give him credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

He wants them both.

You fucking wish

Oh I do.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

That room that looks like a doctor’s in Club Play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

He wants them both.

You fucking wish

Oh I do."

Stop imagining it this second! STOP IT!

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

The airing cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

He wants them both.

You fucking wish

Oh I do.

Stop imagining it this second! STOP IT!"

Let her have her fun!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...? "

The best interview I ever heard was from Cathy Barry when asked who she liked sex with the most. She replied in her thick ‘Jethro’ accent that she like Omar up her arse whilst she had one foot on side board. Still melts my heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...? "

I couldn't think of a worse place to fuck tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the shed or on top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The conservatory in the east wing

I'll give you a steel pipe!

See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference

I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!

You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!

Mine vibrates.

Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job

Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm

He wants them both.

You fucking wish

Oh I do.

Stop imagining it this second! STOP IT!"

That's my evening sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...?

Such a beautiful image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caravan like Jay from inbetweeners

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Someone else's.

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