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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No - not a typo!

I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.

Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?

Pretty please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure.....

Thanks!

Help yourself to one while you're there!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get it yourself........

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Chablis at this time of night! An absolute and utter disgrace. What's wrong with hot chocolate or some warm Horlicks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He's already swigged half of it! Blimey, I'd get in quick cheekychops before it's all gone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get it yourself........

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

You're not short of sexual allure

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Too much Chablis = inability to tie a bowtie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

You're not short of sexual allure

Haha you haven't met me......oh I am very short lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

All in proportion though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

All in proportion though!

Lol you think....did you not see my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No - not a typo!

I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.

Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?

Pretty please ?

"
well im on red wine at mo so fraid you will have to go and get urself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear Mr Tickle has really long arms

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get it yourself........

What???.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

You're not short of sexual allure

Haha you haven't met me......oh I am very short lol"

Yes, you are. Size doesn't matter. I look down and say that to myself each morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

All in proportion though!

Lol you think....did you not see my arse

Sorry - no!

I didn't drop anything and need to bend over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get it yourself........

What???.....

Not pouring you any more jaegerbombs - ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure.....

Thanks!

Help yourself to one while you're there!

well thanks but i have a small crate of red with me...

But i did forget to bring a coat..a bottle opener and really fancy some toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

All in proportion though!

Lol you think....did you not see my arse

Sorry - no!

I didn't drop anything and need to bend over!

Well that's a damn shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Too much Chablis = inability to tie a bowtie."

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average

You are gorgeous.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much Chablis = inability to tie a bowtie.

Hey - my Primark clip on was in the wash!

Besides - if it's good enough for Daniel Craig........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average

You are gorgeous.....

Awwww ty, you're pretty special too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have d*unk copious amounts of wine tonight Obi, if I go and get yours I may have another glass and that would then be the root of tomorrow's hangover as we all know its the last drink that gives us the hangover!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have d*unk copious amounts of wine tonight Obi, if I go and get yours I may have another glass and that would then be the root of tomorrow's hangover as we all know its the last drink that gives us the hangover!!"

Go on - it's Christmas!

Hangover be damned! I'll be on day three tomorrow!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Go on - it's Christmas!

Hangover be damned! I'll be on day three tomorrow!

Don't drink and drive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a good girl and not had a drink tonight, mainly because I didn't realise what the time was, and thought it was too late to start

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average

Looked pretty damned good from where I was stood!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've been a good girl and not had a drink tonight, mainly because I didn't realise what the time was, and thought it was too late to start

No it never is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average

Looked pretty damned good from where I was stood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on - it's Christmas!

Hangover be damned! I'll be on day three tomorrow!

Don't drink and drive...

Its more the thought of being hungover and in the car with my brother for 5 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a good girl and not had a drink tonight, mainly because I didn't realise what the time was, and thought it was too late to start

No it never is....

Well I pushed the boat out and had a satsuma instead......very rock n roll here dontcha know

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

hmm i want wine as well please anyone got a spare glass ful for little old me xxx

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"No - not a typo!

I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.

Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?

Pretty please ?

Obi, ya d*unken git, get off yer arse and get it yerself! I thought you were the sort to walk over broken glass to get to alcohol....!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really

But you make up for it in the boobage department lol

Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average

Looked pretty damned good from where I was stood!

ty"

And yes, I did check your bum out...! And the more than above average 'boobage' too I hasten to add...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No - not a typo!

I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.

Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?

Pretty please ?

Obi, ya d*unken git, get off yer arse and get it yerself! I thought you were the sort to walk over broken glass to get to alcohol....!

Me?

I'm practically tee-total!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"No - not a typo!

I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.

Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?

Pretty please ?

Obi, ya d*unken git, get off yer arse and get it yerself! I thought you were the sort to walk over broken glass to get to alcohol....!

Me?

I'm practically tee-total!!

Yeah, noticed that.... Jaegermeister IS alcohol free then....! You learn something new every day....!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again."

Or a wife....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

Or a wife....

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

You said the 'W' word!!!!!!!!

Now I seriously need a drink!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

Or a wife....

None of the wives I know would go fetching wine. What he needs is a husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been on the lambrini and wkd blue... sooo rock n roll haha

my baby girl turns 3yrs old in 35mins... feel like crying time needs a pause button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

Or a wife....

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

You said the 'W' word!!!!!!!!

Now I seriously need a drink! "

wife wifey wifette wench wenchlette ... haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive been on the lambrini and wkd blue... sooo rock n roll haha

my baby girl turns 3yrs old in 35mins... feel like crying time needs a pause button"

Cocktails eh? You party animal!

And don't worry - it's just a number! I'm sure she'll still spill all sorts on your carpet next year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive been on the lambrini and wkd blue... sooo rock n roll haha

my baby girl turns 3yrs old in 35mins... feel like crying time needs a pause button

Cocktails eh? You party animal!

And don't worry - it's just a number! I'm sure she'll still spill all sorts on your carpet next year!

was white emulsion paint and eggs this year haha

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

Or a wife....

Mention not, the 'W' word!!! Am still trying to get rid of one...............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

Or a wife....

Mention not, the 'W' word!!! Am still trying to get rid of one...............

I can wholeheartedly recommend getting a new patio!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.

Or a wife....

Mention not, the 'W' word!!! Am still trying to get rid of one...............

I can wholeheartedly recommend getting a new patio!!

Hmmm, that might help the house sell maybe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eewwww marriage.....makes me shudder, never done it, never want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No - not a typo!

I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.

Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?

Pretty please ?

Ok, I'll do it, or rather my alter-ego Mister Fantastic, will do it, cos I'm just as lazy as you are. You want it in a glass or you gonna slug it straight from the bottle?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

How's the head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's the head? "

I think she could brush up on her technique but otherwise it was a ok, a BJ is a BJ after all.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How's the head?

I think she could brush up on her technique but otherwise it was a ok, a BJ is a BJ after all.

Hahahah spilt my tea laughing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's the head?

I think she could brush up on her technique but otherwise it was a ok, a BJ is a BJ after all.

Hahahah spilt my tea laughing!!!

Just woke up with a banging head - now have coffee on my phone!

But it was worth it just for that comeback!

Best watch out for teeth next time wishy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's the head?

I think she could brush up on her technique but otherwise it was a ok, a BJ is a BJ after all.

Hahahah spilt my tea laughing!!!

Just woke up with a banging head - now have coffee on my phone!

But it was worth it just for that comeback!

Best watch out for teeth next time wishy!!

I couldn't resist it. Like a chasm stretching out in front of me I just had to dive in - head first.

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