FabSwingers.com forum: Things you’ve seen in porn that is ridiculous

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was speaking to an ex and her new FWB thinks good sex is repeatedly pounding the living daylights.

That got me thinking what other dumb stuff do we men see in porn that we think women really want …

A baseball bat sized todger

A bucket gunge tank of cum

Please add yours. And ladies please help correct our thoughts

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Sex

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The plumber fixed the sink

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The plumber fixed the sink

That is a lie… it has never ever happened. He’s always too distracted

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"The plumber fixed the sink

That is a lie… it has never ever happened. He’s always too distracted

Oh she fucked him all over the house to say thanks as she didn’t have the cash to pay him

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The plumber fixed the sink

That is a lie… it has never ever happened. He’s always too distracted

Oh she fucked him all over the house to say thanks as she didn’t have the cash to pay him

I bet she was still leaking

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"The plumber fixed the sink

That is a lie… it has never ever happened. He’s always too distracted

Oh she fucked him all over the house to say thanks as she didn’t have the cash to pay him

I bet she was still leaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A guy dressed in a Bear Costume gets all the ladies

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Ladies shag taxi drivers more than is statistically likely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any live action cartoon porn.

Genuinely now I am amazed people can cum over a woman's face when she's made up like Marge Simpson no matter how hot she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman's orgasms from getting fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman's orgasms from getting fucked.

I actually dont see many women even pretend to cum from orgasm these days in porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any live action cartoon porn.

Genuinely now I am amazed people can cum over a woman's face when she's made up like Marge Simpson no matter how hot she is "

What is this live action cartoon porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The woman's orgasms from getting fucked.

I actually dont see many women even pretend to cum from orgasm these days in porn"

They try to get the ladies to squirt instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The plumber fixed the sink

That is a lie… it has never ever happened. He’s always too distracted

Oh she fucked him all over the house to say thanks as she didn’t have the cash to pay him

I bet she was still leaking

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

All that fake cum. Grim

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By *illbe9999Man
over a year ago

Holmfirth

Clown porn from Family Guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The plumber fixed the sink

That is a lie… it has never ever happened. He’s always too distracted

Oh she fucked him all over the house to say thanks as she didn’t have the cash to pay him

I bet she was still leaking

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

One daft fucker wearing knee pads and socks with boots while fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies shag taxi drivers more than is statistically likely."

And driving instructors

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By *.J West YorkshireMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I was speaking to an ex and her new FWB thinks good sex is repeatedly pounding the living daylights.

That got me thinking what other dumb stuff do we men see in porn that we think women really want …

A baseball bat sized todger

A bucket gunge tank of cum

Please add yours. And ladies please help correct our thoughts "

Emotions!!! Desirability!! Or perhaps a mortgage hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ugly guy getting sex

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Clown porn from Family Guy"

Clown porn is great! Honk honk

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Don’t want a forum ban…

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Enormous cocks that are clearly fake...and fake cum scenes where they basically squeeze a hidden tube and it's like a fire hose.

Totally ridiculous !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was speaking to an ex and her new FWB thinks good sex is repeatedly pounding the living daylights.

That got me thinking what other dumb stuff do we men see in porn that we think women really want …

A baseball bat sized todger

A bucket gunge tank of cum

Please add yours. And ladies please help correct our thoughts "

And how empty and clean these houses always seem to be... Like no one lives there...

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

All the people have exactly the same style and taste in furniture and decor as each other.

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