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I've fallen down a Well in Australia-Any advice.

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Hello-o-o-o.

Any advice welcome.

we take your answers very seriously.. honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You now have to sing Waltzing Matilda… you may or may not be rescued in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Ivan milat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give skippy a shout he will get you out

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Keep going, you should eventually come up in The Atlantic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they’re upside down so technically you can’t fal into the well only up it. When gravity kicks in you’ll fall right out again. Maybe hit a seagull. Or a plane.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

See if you can entice a kangaroo down then you can hop out on it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mite won't to go Specsavers

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Dingo wells dingo wells that’s the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, well, well..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Chuck another shrimp in the barbie mate.

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

Call Alf Stewart he will come rescue you

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I couldn't give a castlemaine xxxx

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

LH

Ah well, but are you well down the well ? Or could you well be un well ?

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Ooohh that's lucky,someone from Wolf Creek called Mick sez he's getting me out

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Lettuce 'ope a young lady called Nell, doesn't happen across said well. Otherwise you might be getting a light shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which way did you spin. If you spun clockwise you might not be down under, in which case, my answer for what you should do would change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It puts the lotion on...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Start digging if you do it right you should come up back here in a few thousand years . I've hear of people digging for austrailia here should work in reverce .

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Shout Lassie, she might find you

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Good to see so many concerned for Bryan's well being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooohh that's lucky,someone from Wolf Creek called Mick sez he's getting me out "
. Think that flew over a few heads lol

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Shout Lassie, she might find you "

Trouble is cobber all "lassies" were played by male dogs,mainly one called " Pal"..

Strewth ..

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Well well well....

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Owz about that then

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Owz about that then "

Oh dear...that leads into a similar individual.

Can you tell what it is yet?

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Call Skippy he'll know what to do!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Shout Lassie, she might find you

Trouble is cobber all "lassies" were played by male dogs,mainly one called " Pal"..

Strewth .."

In that case, call Lassie, he might find you

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Amazballs ... they have wifi down there wells in Oz ...

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Shout Lassie, she might find you

Trouble is cobber all "lassies" were played by male dogs,mainly one called " Pal"..

Strewth ..

In that case, call Lassie, he might find you "

...tried that....only a Scottish woman turned up ...

so to bond I sang "will ye go lassie go"....so she went

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Climb back out

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Climb back out "

Yep...give it your best "koala"

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Start digging you will get to the uk eventually

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Amazballs ... they have wifi down there wells in Oz ... "

Strewth ..

they've only just got WiFi in Australia..

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Cor blimey, cobber...are yers in Yabbie Creek?

'Cuz everything else is

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Has he not got out or been recused

Surely some one here called the police to contact the Australians to get him out

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