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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As chezza says its poets day

So use this thread and fire away

Give us all ya little ditties

About big cocks and ladies tities

Lets have a laugh and use the rhyme

If nothing else it will pass the time xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Its 7am and and jesus wept

I have hardly even slept

Although last night I had some fun

For me the night has not begun

So as you all say good morning

I am still sat here yawning

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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There once was a man called Craig

Who's ambition in life, to get laid

by all Fabs Young Ladies

But the problem I'm afraid is

The box has been mislaid

Luv ya really hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am no poet, however, TGIF!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My All Time Favourite Poem, By My All Time Favourite Poet (Sorry Laine, Pablo's Ace...but he isn't Robert Frost ):-

ONE of my wishes is that those dark trees,

So old and firm they scarcely show the breeze,

Were not, as 'twere, the merest mask of gloom,

But stretched away unto the edge of doom.

I should not be withheld but that some day

Into their vastness I should steal away,

Fearless of ever finding open land,

Or highway where the slow wheel pours the sand.

I do not see why I should e'er turn back,

Or those should not set forth upon my track

To overtake me, who should miss me here

And long to know if still I held them dear.

They would not find me changed from him they knew--

Only more sure of all I thought was true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo couldn't give us this one Stu, this one is from Maya Angelou..... Like my rhyme for POETS day. (Piss Off Early Tommorow's Saturday)

Phenomenal Woman

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size

But when I start to tell them,

They think I'm telling lies.

I say,

It's in the reach of my arms

The span of my hips,

The stride of my step,

The curl of my lips.

I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

I walk into a room

Just as cool as you please,

And to a man,

The fellows stand or

Fall down on their knees.

Then they swarm around me,

A hive of honey bees.

I say,

It's the fire in my eyes,

And the flash of my teeth,

The swing in my waist,

And the joy in my feet.

I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

Men themselves have wondered

What they see in me.

They try so much

But they can't touch

My inner mystery.

When I try to show them

They say they still can't see.

I say,

It's in the arch of my back,

The sun of my smile,

The ride of my breasts,

The grace of my style.

I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

Now you understand

Just why my head's not bowed.

I don't shout or jump about

Or have to talk real loud.

When you see me passing

It ought to make you proud.

I say,

It's in the click of my heels,

The bend of my hair,

the palm of my hand,

The need of my care,

'Cause I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's me thinking Poets day was every Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're so cultured up here....any excuse to start reciting poetry..pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah Laine , you beat me to it , my fellow Angel'ite

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh what a sick minded stunt

A pin pushed from back through the front

Those sealed condoms folk found

He’d left lying around

For a joke, what a horrible cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Reaching 25 Years Together:

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You may have said, "I want some fun!"

I may have said, "now that's unusual!"

You may have replied, "you being funny?"

I may have answered, "of course not honey."

You might then have said, "well, come on then!"

I may then have tried, without success.

You might then have screamed in pure frustration,

As I turned over the TV station.

The moral of this ode is clear:

Some things are best left unsaid, my dear,

if all you want is some slap and tickle,

And all I want is another tipple.

For when booze is d*unk in bountiful plenty,

I'll then be at you like when I was 20!

Your boobs won't look like they fell out with each other,

And you pussy won't remind me of your mother.

So just leave me be with my beer and my fags,

....and go back to bed, ya crusty old bag!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

The love of a beautiful maiden,

the love of a strong young man,

the love of romantic sweethearts

has existed since time began.

But the greatest love of all loves

.......greater than that of a mother.

is the tender, delicate, intimate love

of one randy sod for another.

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